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following poutrically.......

mhen even if I gat 100m in my account I ain't stop taking that life saver mhen!.
Garri +
Cold water +
Sugar +
Salt +
milk +
Suya +
= IF YOU KNOW ABEG HOLLA HI!

According to Wikipedia,
one Tweet of 'Attention Seeking' by Nigerian FEMAIL Celebritis fetch them 5,000k IG Likes in 23 hours ;O
Back to subject:
I believe she is color blind due to excessive makeups.
I did my research and discovered she can't differentiate between Navy Blue and Army Blue.
Infact According to United Nations Child Watch program,
Tonto dicke Has applied A total of 3,000 Different Eye pencil and
fixed 156,000 different eye lashes between 2017-2020.

As for being shy on camara I will come back with update if its really true or false,
But BBC pidgin has learnt that Tonko has gotten Approximately 1,200 Camara shots from Bob Risky which she have posted to Instagram between 2018-2020.

I think am a good statistician tho.
Please how can I Apply for job in Fedral bereau of Statistics?

Elistho:
This protest is nonsense in my state

A religious state like Akwa Ibom state

Low life youths shut the trap up

This kind of protest is vain here and it can never escalate to that of #END_SARS

Imagine parents and elders hearing youths are protesting so that they'll be free to engage in theft and fraud

You'll be surprised to see your parents suddenly partnering with EFCC

AKS THAT I KNOW AINT GAT GEE BOYS...
THE GEES IN OSOGBO ALONE IS MORE THAN THAT OF UYO AND EKET COMBINED.
WHICH OTHER PLACE IN AKS HAS GEES?
ORON?, IKOT EPENE?, ABAK?, WHERE?
BUT go TO OYO FOR EXAMPLE:
OSHOGBO, MOKOLA, U.I, AGODI GRA, ALAKIA, CHALLENGE, ETC...

aspabay:
You really think you are anonymous, I pity you. Hoodlum

don't pity me. pity your self for pitying someone you know nothing about. some of you are so broke that someone can't play with you. the economy situation makes you so bitter over people cruise. little play spark out with anger.. sorry bro.... what I said was pun intended. next time don't take peopls comments to heart! wish you nice day ahead..

ABEG WHEN THE PROTEST REACH ABUJA U GUYS ALERT US. E GET PLENTY OFFICES WE WAN SCATTER

tico1212:
Please, who's this guy. He always surface in anything that has to do with Abuja. From white pool party to striper's clubs, from one event to another....

ANSWER:

He goes with the nickname 'Alex reports'.....
he used to fry akara and beans in okikwe junction, Lagos from 1978-1999 when he was just 8 years old.
He got enrolled in to Methodist high school, Ondo And graduated in 13 may 2003.
he further got admitted into ahmadu bello university, Zaria in 2005 where he studied animal husbandry.
His full name is Alexander Okechuku Repontine but he change it to ALEX REPORTS for business purpose.
He is married with 5 kids.
he also has 3 kids from 4 baby mamas.
Alex report is somethimes a Christian and sometimes a Muslim.
he is currently 36 years old.
he has a dog pet he name 'POKER'.
In 2019 he wrote in is 2go status that Njong Karuma who was Nelson Mandela's personal driver is his role model.
His Only occupation is Snapping of pictures at events and strip clubs and posing with celebrities.
he is worth N10million naira(As of 2017).
is favorite food is Grilled Rice and Roasted cocoyam.
is favorite dressing style is Senator wears.
he is from EDO state (As of 2008).
he has a Nikon camera worth N240k he bought in 2018.
In 2020 He covered Unity Vibes Magazine cover as the camara man with most baby mamas.
He is a good friend to Nairaland celebrity hype man-Lalasticlala.....

Am sure I answered your question.
please feel free to ask me about any body you don't know.
Revealing profile of people I know nothing about is what I do for a living since 2005.

eddy42:
For ?

for the village meeting I guess

16 Avoid Nigerian girls for the second time

Lets sing For Him In Erigga's voice:
Dem rob you for broad day light!,
you don see am!
Your whole life been dey inside the car!,
You don see am!
New money you nor get!
You don see am!
Now youngsix don broke!
you don see am bro!

don't mind me.
am just wondering how he was moving into a new apartment in a small car carrying only his laptop,mixtape and alburm(That doesnt have studio copy and backups,)PlayStation and 2m.

What happened to the old apartment and didn't he have Foam, fridge etc?

na joke o

[color=#000000]Elon mask KO, Elon nose mask ni[/color]

Imagine messi in a pitch without Fc Barcelona jersey! It will just be like Mohammed without lie

lookal man weel nut sea Finnish!

something must certainly kill a man

Nothing 1-1,900000

I WAS HERE!

Shellsploit:
Amazing water salute on the aircraft

Hope those aircraft engines has not been re-ringed with aluminum engine block and timing belt readjusted to economise fuel

yes. as a matter of fact it is running in a cumbusted crystalline engine known as V-343 AT and was manufactured by Boeing..
the aircraft has a specific Radar Tabloid terminal that is designed to withstand any Engine optimization incase of Engine failure or runoff..

oga relax, nor be only you sabi Tins wey dey inside aeroplane

Solatium:
How do you then configure it to work on Nigeria network? Stop feeding on fallacies

person nor fit play with some of Una. tueh!!

Kim jun un is Buhari version 2.5.
he does not want Koreans to travel out of the country in the name of watching soccer.
by the way he knows they ain't gonna make it to Final stage anywhere..
"Just stay at home let's continue with our nuclear program"

"LOCAL MAN DOORS NUT HALF WHORT TWO SAY"

"LOCAL MAN DOORS NUT HALF WHORT TWO SAY"

wizzyfraud:
Did you know if you read that story from beginning to end you will be loss 2 Liters of calorie each minute?

THE STORY IS TOO LONG.. PLEASE WHICH MINISTER SAID THEY CUT HIS HEAD IN A BATTLE?

[color=#Yellow] Why not make it N3500? [/color]

So when Sunny Leone finally start being a preacher its God that will ordain her huh?

I am done seeing it.
please how can I unsee it

please what is the name of his Baba?
I need it for reference

please how can I apply for motivational speaking job. I also need a side hustle.

NO OFFENSE BUT I DIDNT SEE ANY DEPLORABLE ROAD THERE.







op stop Yabbing Those people.





ALL I SAW WERE TRICYCLES TRYING TO CROSS THAT SMALL RIVER!

PLEASE SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO EFCC SO THEY CAN PARADE THEM JUST LIKE THEY DO TO YAHOO BOYS, THEN CONVICT TO KIRI KIRI AND SEIZE THAT THEIR TRUCK AND CARTS TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

SEE THEIR FACES LIKE THE BENIN BRONZE THAT WAS STOLEN IN 1895 BY ARISTOTLE.

THAT IS HOW THEY WILL BE ROAMING STREETS WITH INNOCENT FACES SHOUTING IRON "CONDEMN,ALUMINUM CONDEMN"!

THIS THIEFS ONCE WENT TO EMEKAS COMPOUND AND STOLE HIS TIGER GENERATOR PUT IN THEIR SACK AND ABSCONDED!

THE OTHER DAY THEY REMOVED ALL THE IRON CULVERT IN DUKE STREET.

LAST MONTH SEF THEY WENT AND REMOVED MY FRIENDS PAVEMENT THAT WAS MADE OF IRON FROM THE ENTRANCE OF HIS HOUSE,
THE BROS NOW HAVE TO JUMP GUTTER BEFORE ENTERING HIS HOUSE!

You are getting it wrong.
it is not called RENT.
it is called 'State house Management funds'

If you call it RENT It it will spark controversy among Nigerians.
Use your head just like your Leaders..

meanwhile the STATE HOUSE MANAGEMENT FUND is the money used in running Day to day operations in the Aso rock villa, Sit of the president.
According to FORBES 40 million NAIRA is spent every month on sewage treatment ALONE In the state house which Translate to 1.3 million a day just to clean 'shits AND buy new tissue papers'.

nor be me talk am o.
na Forbes Tell me.