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OP I Have A Suberb Solution To Your Problem. And Its A Very Simple Task
Just Pronouse This Word:
"PARALLELOGRAM"
And Do This 5 Times Every 12:00 PM In Front Of Your Neigbour's Shop For Like 2 Weeks And Your Problems Will Be Over!
No! Dont Thank Me Now!.
Am Under The Influence Now!
You Can Do That Later Biko
#smileawayyourburden

That Serves The "Two Fair Thieves" Right
As For The Escaped One He Should Go And Sin No More Because If He Continue He Probably Will Not Live Again To Tell The Tale!

lagdmark:
Naa mouth you get, if you over sabi why not start your own kidnapping investment scheme, people like you will not even last 2 weeks becos you talk too much.

Aboki Make My Comment Nor Pain You O. I Don Tell You Say Na Under Influence I Take Comment Before You Go Find Me Come South. I Nor Want Adamu Trouble Again Abeg

As Petrol Is Not Bought With Bitcoin Let Me Hear The Excuses Your Goverment And NNPC Would Give This Time!

Na So
Hisbah People Don Cashout N500k Overnight Ontop Violation Of Covid19 Rules.
Meanwhile All This While They Go To Arrest People Who Buy Beer Some Of Them Do Not Put On Nose Mask.
What A People!!

Why Is My Name Not There
Modern Cross River:
His Excellecy Honourable Chief LMS
(nairaland)

Its Epic The Church Has Jet Already But This Member Only Has A Toyota Camry And He Also Aspire To Buy Jet Too Just Like The Church.
But He Will Never Achieve That If He Does'nt Stop Dropping His N50 Offering In The Envelope Instead Of Saving It !.
Sense Will Not Kill Me

Wow This Guys Generate $10 Million A Year With Their Snow.
Lets Not Jealous Them.
Lets Also Generate Something With Our Rain Even If Its N1,500 A Year

"If I Collect This Guy This 30k Gbagam!
I Go First Go Mama Ejima Place Go Buy Melon Soup And Kpomo With Chilled Coke For Like 5k.
Then Use Another 5k Buy Data.
Then Use Like 7k Call Amaka Come House.
Inside That 7k I Go Use 2k buy Gold Circle.
Use The Remaing 5 K Buy Indome And Egg For Her And Her Tp.
Then I Go Use 5K Buy Beer Put For Fridge.
Oh! I Dey Owe Adeolu 2k For Dry Cleaning O.
And I Need Buy Fuel Too For Generator!
Omo I Go Be Big Boy Be That!
Make I Collect The Money First

But Wait O! Which Kain Lie Where I Go Tel This OP Sef"

#someones's_thought

Oh Lord Let This Thread Not Be Forwarded To The Front Page!
Buhari! Buhari!! Buhari!!!
Your Talk Don Finally Full Cup
You Don Suffer For Nairalanders Hand This Time.
Them Go Curse You Tire !

This Niggars In The North Are Never Smart In Business Like This.

If It Was My Brothers Down South The N2million Would Be Paid By Dropping It In A Remote And Monitored Location.
Or Even Via Bitcoin.
But Abokis Think Life Is All About Cows And Riffles.
The Abokis Will Never Digitalize

No Body Should Attack Me Pls,
Comment Was Done Solely Under The Influence Of Whiskey

Hmm.Because Ya Papa Get Money Every Poo-poo Una Drop Bloggers Go Dey Disturb Us For A Click.
Like Say Na Una Poo-poo Smell Pass!
Stwww.

Truth Be Told Blame it on The Economy.
Even As A Man I Can also cheat for
couple of Bitcoins.

#Undertheinfluence.

I Will Sell It And Use The Money To Buy Suya.So I Can Eat With Peace Of Mind

Who Should Be Trusted Then? The Fulani?

Weather this News is true or not
fear that place called DARKNET.
even we that are regular visitors to that part of the net can't visit without full subscribed VPN.

And Take away emotions when visiting some of the sites there because you will see live murder,butcher,castrating and organ harvesting of human being.child pornography nko I nor talk.Hitman nko e dey.

This darknet is the biggest Den of cyber criminals and international drug dealing community ever to exist!.

In the midst of this are Top government spy and secrets being passed from criminals to criminals!
The value of transactions being carried out on darknet on daily basics is 5x more than that of Nigeria and south Africa combined!..
THE FUTURE IS NOT FEMALE
THE FUTURE IS BITCOIN!

Shinto1:
Walk down the isle my foot.. the one I walk down the isle no be she wan kill me...women are completely demon. If you don't understand this today, wait you will tomorrow

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wahala dey o,you and Duncan mighty na brothers?.
anyway how she take wan kill you? abeg save a bachelor.

That's good of NAFDAC. It's not every time you will cash out from this inhumane companies.

Say no more Lady Village People have decided to go on a meeting to decided when you will have your menopause.
if it comes too early just don't complain

That's a brilliant idea of investing his fortunes!.
meanwhile haters will soon come and say Messi Gave him the Idea

why not add your pastor's Name? Its more powerful

Never4getU:
Lies from the pit of hell...how much were u given for this lie? It won't fly

bro na me write am? ji ma sun

AFTER SEEING THE PHOTO PROVE.I BELIEVE THE BLOGGERS INSTEAD OF HER.

MTN, MULTI CHOICE, BET9JA NEPA,THIS GUYS CAN EXTORT LIKE KILODE!

This Ones Want To Trend Too Like SARS.
But We Will Never GO #ENDFRSC
They can't trend like SARS!
Btw That Officer Resembles One I Always See Around Iwo Road Axis In Ibadan.I Knw Them

bonnyhope:
How old are you

don't be surprised when I say am old enough to father you

This guy have suddenly become more relevant than Auxiliary in Oyo state.

I Opened This Thread Because I Knew Zzor Had Something To Say.
And Boom! She Is Above Me

Makinde Dont Tell Me All This Stunt Is Because Of That APC Watssap Post That Made You Angry?
Else Oyo People Are Even PLOTTING To Dethrone You Come Next Election Because You Refused To Attack The Fulanis In Oyo State.
You Better Watch Your Back First!

Girls In His Department Now Will Be Like:
"Awww He's Gat A Very Cute Shadow and A Beutiful Pair Of Brown Teeth".
"I So Much Love His Blue Boxer "