₦airaland Forum

"My Body Is Reserved For Bilionaires.
Their Money Is What I Want!"
Toto Dicker-2021

#Dont Take It Personal
Comment Was Done Solely Under The Influence Of Whiskey

OP Why Did U Dress Like Musa
B T W Hausa And Their Cow Is Inseparateable.
They Even Have Donkey Roundabout
OP Better Dont Take Pics Anyhow O
Those Hisbah Police May Gat Your Back

debbydams:
eku space booking o

Space Booking Is Now A Lucrative Bussines In Nairaland. People Are Begging Me With Money To Give Them FP

Fellow 'Badbelle' Nigerians Lets Us Pray For Him:
"oh Lord Let Nnayi Be Deported Amen"

LMAO!
#undertheinfluence

Guy That Your Blue Eye Lashes Wowo Die.
Na Weting Make Them Fex Catch You. Hou You Go Put That Kind Color For Eye Come Resemble Barney For Nikelodeon And Tigre For Natgeo wild !

Hanty Zsor Come And See Something!

See Packaging.
You Will Not Even Know Its An Old Man's Blood That is Running In Her veins
And Op Why Are You Uploading Same picture 10 Times With The same cloth?
Do you want To Finish Our Data Because Of This Motivational Speaker Wannabe?

We Will Talk About The Fire Later
Lets Talk About The Brigade.
Why Are They Holding The Hose Like They Want To Water Crops?
#Undertheinfluence

Pasuma Oga Nla. But I Hate Fuji Like Buhari Hate Bitcoin. So So Noise And E Nor Dey Play Finish

The Paw Paw Is Now In The Stomach Instead Of Chest!
Chai, Dem Don Do You!

People Are Wicked In This Country.
Selling Expired And Repakaged Drugs Just To Make Gains.
This Aboki Una Nor Go Kee People Finish For This Kountry Aswear !

BTW What Will Be KAROTA Reward For People With Information Like This?
I Hope It's Not Taking Selfies With Them?

DaddyRochie1642:
What should I do with this news

You Can Learn From That Man When Next U Go To The Bank And You Are Not Attended To On Time.

Nonsense And Caricasure!
Instead Of Using 1million To Buy Your Sex Tape I Rather Use N100 To Buy Night Bundle And Watch As Many Xvideo As Possible!

La Click La Succum

Why Not Stop Writing Facts On Demons And Devils And Look For Weird Snake Facts If U Want This To Hit The Front Page.
We Are All Not As Superstitous As You!

Its Pathetic!
-He Hates Nonsense But
-He Stripped Naked.
-He Recorded Himself With A Phone.
-he Was Asked To Follow Them To Their Officer!

Sometimes It's Better To Keep Your Money At Home Than Come To The Bank And Be Made A Clown

New Kingsjames Dictionary:

/si:mp/ Verb "A Simp Is Any Nairalander Critizised By Sister Zsor"

"Breakfast In Bed On A Plane..
I Can Never Complain"

So Skepta Na Briton?
I Thougt He Was S.A
I Love His Vibes. 101%

M.F.R = Member Of The Fedral Republic.
So The Rest Of Us Are:
N.F.R = Non-member Of The Fedral Republic?
The Nigerian Constitution Needs To Be Amended.
We Are All Nigerians!

SoftSport:
I love this picture. I just don't know why...

No Finish Your Vaslin O

Looking At Those Pictures Some Of Them Are Dwarf And Some Have Disability.
Also 80% Of Those Pictures Are Not Nigerians.
And You Want Me To Believe Without Money You Can Still Get True Love ? Except Not In Our Nigeria.
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Sunday Ignore Kee U There,la Click LA Auto Correct!

Let Us Sing To Him:
1...2...Sing!
Vanity upon vanity, The bible tells me soooo!......
Sorry You can Complete It Yourself.
I don't Sing Such Songs!

I Read That "selling The Cars Is Not Meant To Punish But To Correct Them"
Is This Not The Same Thing Yahoo Boys Do?
They Dont Steal Your Money To Punish You But To Correct You On Keeping Your Details Safe. Now Who Is The Hypocrite

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Yes Davido Has Lots Of Gospel Songs To Sing From.
I Wont Be Suprised Either If He Looks Into The Pastor's Eyes And Be Like:
"Why" ?
"I Said Why" ??
Pastor- "Why What"?
Davido- "why Dem Come Dey Paraa Para Paraa, Para For Me" ?

Chai! God Nor Go Chame Us !

Davido Will Look At The Pastor's Face And Be Like
"Why Dem Come Dey Paraaa Para Paraaa Para For Me!
Walai God Nor Go Shame Us

Guys Lets Not Blame Her
I Believe Its A Grammatical Error
And She Probably Meant To Say
"In My World"
You Know Even With Fame Some Vagina People Are So Timid!