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how much do the portraits go for

Vinshu:
Good thing my man doesn't like big asses
#TeamSkinny

save that pic my dear, thats you twenty years from now

erm... there is something called a speed limit

stanvesco:
please can you design some for me too, i want to enter the competition also

am pretty sure that's against the rules. designing them isn't hard all you have to do is either draw by hand or get a pic you want them trace over it with a vector software (preferably)

hello landers, what do you think about these designs, I entered them for a competition.please do vote for me ( Akilo Joseph) voters can win 10k <bbmstickamania.com/vote-now> thankyou guys

AceRoyal:
Science can explain all they can and want but the truth/fact is that GOD IS AWESOMELY GREAT!

okay, another ignorant by-stander

how to keep your girl.
am not gonna say this twice.
1. have money for yourself. face the fact you must be buoyant enough to take care of yourself. like transport and an appartment. bottom line if you don't have a means for you all to go about to a few places(not necessary a car,but the means) and a place you two can come back n chill then chances are she'd leave hour ass.

2. give advice not money.I never give girls money. I can buy you something or help you out in one way or the other bit not money. there must be a reason your giving her something.it MUST benifit you in the long run.buying her an article if clothing, to look well and sexy for you.food, yall eat together. anything you get her must be used by both of you.don't feed your babe, feed your relationship

3.tell her the truth. nosy guys say girls like lies. maybe true but they would die for the truth. atleast by making them believe you are honest.tell her she is sexy when she is, and ugly when she is not, be blunt but discreetly for the negative aspects. one time my girl n I were out in public and she was so lively and all. I called her quietly to the side and asked her if she brushed her teeth that morning her mood changed.she did but I told her her teeths were yellowish and coated which they were, I askd further what paste she used, how she brushed,I gave advice.yes her countenance changed but she respected me for being truthful in d bad aspect and our bond was more intimate. that is the power you should wield over her. the power to change if you can change her mood, when she's happy instantly make her sad, and when she is sad instantly make her happy. she would wonder why she lives to please you. you would be like her god.

4. lighten her mood, the next day I was at her home and quickly dropped something off. it was the tooth paste I recommended and a new tooth brush. I told her that I noticed she has taken my advice and her teeths look much better. said I was proud of her and I love her like my younger sister.always tell her that. she was waithing for me at my place in the evening I ent knw how long. she bleeped like never before.

5. have a say in every thing that matters to her. in her clothing. ensure she is sexy. this shows you are confident in yourself that you own her. yet she would interpreter it as being confident in her.tell her that.

6.sexy chats. once in a while, even when your together send her a sexy chat. you both are lying on d bed text her "you should see your ass now" or I love this view, always squeeze in small ogling and touching when no one is looking. slap her ass, when you hug her, squeeze her butt if no one is looking in public. kissing her neck, head, hand is good.

7. change it for her. randomly change if for your babe once in a while. am not gonna tell you how to, that depends on you and your babe. you can call her names,some girls, sorry to say but its the truth they actually want beating. don't beat your babe, I usually pinch one of my babes when she did something bad. but this should be rarely done. changing it for her is more like by your words, emotions and actions. punish her. and let her know she is being punished. one time my babe did something that made me mad, she never apologised. I told her I was going to punish her.she enjoyed being fingered and she hates it when I stop n she is in the mood. so I did just at the brink of her cumming. she begged I should continue.I said no, that that was her punishment. then I asked her to leave that I couldn't stand to see her face. she was shocked bit I stood my ground.punishment can be anything she likes you deny her. from very small things to big things actually the size didn't matter but the fact that she knows she I being punished puts her in perspective.

8. appologize, you can't keep your babe if you don't know how to appologize. when eve
ry you do something drastic, which you should apologize. when u ponish her, apologise the next day or to. say that you do don't know,why but you tend to expect much from her, always make you apology have an anchor of excuse of you loving her so much that's why you did what you did.

9. be vulnerable or atleast pretend to be.wen apologising say u jab never done such a thinf, that its because of her, that u don't know yourself, let her be d blame for almost everything you do wrong, for making you fall in love. let her be the first person u hav ever fallen involve with. say ur just understanding how love works and she has to bear with you. say no other person has ever made you open your heart before.

10. make love to her, there is nothing wrong in going showly, kissing her every inch, whispering ish in her ears, handling her romantically.

11. Bleep her brains out. every girl must be bleeped. the making love part applies to your main babe, once in a while.but always Bleep every girls brains out. slap her ass, drag her hair. fingers in mouth what evru, just slam that pussy right. tell her she has the best pussy in the world.

there are more but these I could just squeeze out for now. this advice is meant for the girl you want to marry. using all of this one a girl you don't Mau cause problems. afterall you don't want to keep them too long.

vooks:
If you don't know that then you are illiterate. Google is your buddy

okay, educate me then am all for advancement of knowledge. am sure ur not daft enough to vaguely assume an illetrate would know how to use google

KingEbukasBlog:
Before you embarrass yourself , the freedom to join the "we dont know" crew is still open . Offer lasts till the second coming of our Lord Jesus Christ

ebuka atleast get a brain. am not an atheist I know more than the 'spiritual' or 'supernatural' than probably any/all of you guys put together. if you read my posts atleast even an infant would be able to infer that I have never stated solid knowledge of the begining of existence. and neither has science. all theories are what they are, speculations which are still subject to testing, approval and dismissal. am sure you must atleast understand what the concept of a theory is.

your statments have disillusioned me,discovering how naive you are.science stance regarding the begining of the universe is the capital 'we don't know' same as mine,they is why there are theories, inorder to change that, to bring about the truth and knowledge.these two things can only be established with facts and not claims. that's where your god theory falls short.because there are no facts to back your claim.problem is you take it as an established truth over the least bit of evidence. word of mouth, not just word of mouth but one from over thousands of years ago. where people thought mountains held up the skys( its in your bible), that waters are above the earth but seperated by the sky(source:bible) in an attempt to explain rain fall. that the earth was flat,that stars would fall out of the sky and land on earth. do you know how far stars are from the earth or how big they are. there is literally no landing on earth. mind you these are things that came directly from god to Moses.its either your god is clueless or a liar/deciever or or was just some old folks whp made the shit up trying to explain their universe which in everway discredits the bible.

the funny thong is that these things were taken to be facts then, so much so that saying contrary or even thinking it could mean death.that's the exact problem. d men of old made observations and came up with speculations that must be taken as facts without room for testing or considering any alternative.

rain is falling. oh these must be a sea above the sky.
such a heavy wind. oh an angel was holding it back before.oh the earth is flat cuz it looks that way, oh life looks so orderly for our comprehension, it must have been designed, by a god, yes just one,he knows everything, created everything yet only concerns himself with us,he has billions of galaxies but only cares about us, the Jews that is. all other races are worthless to him, they are goyim. he is all powerful but we must fight and kill to get what he promised us. he is all knowing and wise enough to test someone that dosnt know right from wrong to do the right thing and punish him and his generations for not doing so,oh and hes just.he's very powerful but afraid of what man would do if they unite, they can accomplish anything and build a tower to reach d heaven(sky). I guess he's no longer scared seeing we hv rockets in space. he loves money and blood too.

sound like a pretty timid,insecure,powerless,greedy,blood thirst psycopath to me. actually sounds like a man.

finally back to logical thinking, science hasn't claimed existence out of non existence.at aleast to my knowledge it religion that claimed this of their god.the big bang is a thoery for the begining of our observable universe not of existence.two different phenomena its a common misconception even by some in the field. just had to get that out of the way.

KingEbukasBlog:
ok then ... lets agree on one thing ... something can come from nothing and life can come from the non living ... right ?

no, not under our established laws of cause and effect.but life can come from the non living

sounds like a question you want to answer yourself

vooks:
Can you in your own words summarize your (mis)understanding of multiverse theory

still waiting for the facts you base your creator god believe system on since its not a theory.

fmy understanding of the multiverse theory, I know there are a number of models but wats usually common is the existence of alternate realities which encompass a universe of their own all representing a possible outcome. in other words everything possible exists

vooks:
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You are dithering
You'd have to be braindead to miss DESIGN and twice as dead to blame randomness for it

What are your thoughts on this asinine fad called multiverse theory?

my thoughts on the multiverse theory? it is what it is, a theory. I wouldn't call it asinine though neither would I assert it true.although honestly I would like the idea of stuff being just like the movies I wouldn't go about proposing it true on no factual basis.
the day it is proved 100 percent that there is god, the one who actually created the whole universe I would be in the front rows to welcome it. but till then your Christianity is even more asinine than the multiverse theory.

unless u have actual facts to prove the creators existence, please drop them here

KingEbukasBlog:
Even in the video , there are unsure of some occurrences .

"We dont know an awful lot about the universe "

"We need people to answer these questions "

"We dont know what it is but we are sure its there "

Why should I educate myself with uncertainties and assumptions ?

Are you now ready to join the bandwagon of the "We dont know , but we are sure its not God " crew ?

Mr man these are facts, in other words youd rather hear a lie and believe it a undeniable truth than accept you don't know and find ways to discover the truth which would go a long way in helping humanity.

this is the typical Christian (there are some religion that are open minded and actually care about the progress of their kind).
they are insecure about a lack of knowledge and that they can't comprehend a thing so they come up with a fall back plan.

why is the universe this complex = god

the funny thing is that god was their answer to some questions ago.

why does rain fall = god
what causes earth quakes = god
why did he fall sick = god
how did she get healed and he did not = god
etc

to me god in religion is just a personification of nature literally it was, wen we investigate older religions diffrent aspects of nature were personified with gods, the one god sympatizer are no diffrent, they just bundled all aspects of nature's and called it god. which is not bad,but however is a way of saying "I don't know" but not having to say it. the word god basically means "I don't know ,that's how it is, its just nature"

well thanks to those who were able to admit a lack of knowledge and move beyond that we now know that water from tje sea is heated up and evaporated by the sun forming a type of cloud, which when dense enough and under the right conditions condenses into rain. we know the surface of the earth is not entirely joined with its core and can move or slide over the core due to gravity, earth rotation etc. which causes earth quakes, we know about viruses,bacteria vectors sickle cell and other phenomenon which are responsible for illness, cures and preventive measures have been and are being synthensised. we know about the immune systen and how it varies from one person to d other due to genetics, heredity,environment etc.

nothing good comes out of saying you dont know stylishly.real good comes from admiting oblivion and taking steps in the right direction or any direction at all. christian like religions are a front for lazyness, acute perfectionism,cowardice, and weakness. until the many of my brethren who feebly hide behind the wall of 'god' from responsibility of themselves and the entire human race decide to come out and further our advancement am afraid the works of our courageous few(although outstanding) would not cut it.

some people are just feeble minded. do know how big the universe is. o you know all nine planets can fit into d distance between d earth and d moon with space remaining.the universe is infinite. man is still struggling to put figures On d observable universe. there are existences our senses cannot pick up because we are only limited to perceive a particular range of frequencies, things like dark matter which can only be observed by its effect on gravity. when something is infinite it means it contains everything. both order and disorder. how you can't fantom that the 'organization' of the earth and what you seen can occur in INFINITY baffles me

KingEbukasBlog:
You sound pained . How does Christianity stop the progress of good ?

to point out a few.
1. tithes payment, some religious institutions like Christianity demand for this tithes which is a tenth of ones income, this money wen paid is used to further build new churches that would inturn demand for a tenth of others incomes,these same institutions do not pay taxes, it is like having a second government but one that isn't obligated to improved d wellfare of its citizens but just to reassure then hey are right in d 'eyes' of God and sooth they fear of hell.

2. advancement of technology, if we calculated where human technology would be if not for Christianity, where we would be in maybe 2500 we would be now in 2015, great thinkers shut up for thinking contrary to the book, look at Galileo because the bible said earth was flat, he tried discovering truth and he was defaced, imprisoned. this is just one case, I want you to imagine or consider the other great minds who were or would have discoverd new inventions but were discouraged by family, clergy or even themselves all because it didn't go inline with Christianity,what of those thay didnt even dare to think about it.the set back is magnanimous and staggering.

have you read about the first surgeons. and sure some of you have benefited or have a family or ancestor that has benefited from surgery. do you know what the barbers(sergeons at the time) went trought because of vague religious believes? do you know what necromancy is? attempting to open a dead body at the time to investigate the entails in order to help one who is sick later one was a crime and regared as necromancy(attempting to 'contact' the dead), usually punishable by death.it took a few brave people to do this and map out the human body internally. making surgery possible so many were killed,am sure some of you wouldn't even exist if not for the progress of medcine.mixing of herbs, astrology, chemistry(alchemy as of then),philosophy even art were all at somr point considered "the work of the devil" evidently any form of though that would bring about New knowledge was devilish all due to the fear that with knowledge their false teaching would be unmasked, they would lose control of their sheep and inturn no money.

sadly despite the few steps science has managed to crawl while being choked by Christianity and its counterparts some people still decide to be blinded. the christian community havnt relented in their grip, areas like stern cell research, cloning, some quantum physics have suffered constant inhibition and someone is here asking how Christainity has inhibited progress of the world. these are just a few go read about the inquisition, d witch trials knights de Templar

vooks:
Good evening Amateur Septic(sic)

it's so obvious that I really hate saying it.
It's also so obvious that Hawking, Dawkin and EVERYBODY talks about it.
Sadly, most downplay this for reasons known best to themselves.

Specifically, I want to pick your brains on Multiverse Theory
1. What are your views on this relatively new attempt at explaining away fine-tuning?
2. Do you have alternative spins?

You can start here if multiverse is a vocabulary
http://discovermagazine.com/2008/dec/10-sciences-alternative-to-an-intelligent-creator

one who hasn't experienced chaos cannot know what order is, or better yet if you don't know what a clean cup is, you would always think yours is clean.you can't say your cup is clean until you see another cup, same way we cnt say our universe is intelligently designed.

dumb niggers, your better off waiting for Santa to come. your wat is draging humanity back, even the ancients knew it was all symbols.and we are supposed to be evolving Smh