sad but true, in most Nigerian ladies, not all

jeloser:
You
know what? I used to fall for his cheating
threats too and go the extra mile until I found
out that he’s an Oliver Twist – he never gets
enough. I don’t always look up to sex with him
as he drains me totally of my energy.
While that is understandable, he brought anal
sex into our marriage after two beautiful
children. It’s no more tight. After two children,
you still want my body to remain the same.
Really?
It got to a point he started asking for more
after he was tired of the anal sex. He wanted
BDSM - bondage and discipline with sadism
and masochism. For those who don’t
understand this, he wants submission during
sex like deriving pleasure from my own pains.
Of course, I said no. And he did not argue. Or
threaten to cheat. So, I thought all was okay
until one night, I found my hands tied to the
bed with my mouth fully stuffed and
cellotaped.
My drink had been poisoned with sleeping
drugs.
His cum was all over my face and hair.
He had done the anal sex in the most bizarre
way and worst still, it was against my
consent.
When we started arguing, he said he owned
me and he could do anything he wanted with
me. That statement brought out the monster
and beast in me. That was unknown to him.
He thought I was still the cool woman.
I looked for the drug he usually use on me. I
overdosed him. I inserted a Love Machine in his a**
too. Oh! I also stuffed his mouth and used a
sellotape. All the while, he was not fully
conscious. So, I wrote a note telling him I
owned him.
Then I drove for four hours that night before
calling his younger brother. And yes, I left
that thing in his a**. I’m not sure if it fell out
but I left it there.
My kids slept in the car. Immediately, his
brother told me that he has arrived at our
house. I switched my phones off. When I got
to my father’s house, two hours later. ( I drove
for more than six hours that night.) My father
was angry and asked me to go back to my
husband’s house. I told him that the only
condition was for him to return my corpse to
my husband’s house. To cut the long story
short, we separated and only his younger
sister still talks to me.
Don’t call me a thug. He brought it out.
Don’t curse me. It was self-defence. If I didn’t
do that, I would still be married to him. And
my family wouldn’t have supported the
divorce. Now my kids, did i do the right thing
for them, would i have been able to still live
with him? tvconnect... cc.lalasticala ishilove

first of all op... am questioning your gender here. second this story is a fantasy sex story you must have ripped off from god knows where, without even giving credit to its original writer.
shame on you.

are the kids names vagina each? cuz all I saw was one woman and two kids.

firstking01:
This is one aspect of my being i hate


Just fighting so hard to put myself together....really been decades i felt this hurt, and this is why i hate bringing out my heart to love any girl

blah...blah...
grab a seat, welcome to the club, stop being a girl and become a man

Stupedinluv:
Yes. And am real scared already. I hate anything fat. I just saw a classmate on fb that put to bed last month. She looks so big now and i remember clearly we had the same body structure.
Oh its not just possible to stay slim forever with big boobs.
Or are there work outs for bust reduction? Anyone knows?

p/s No am not seeking for unnecessary attention. If i want that i know were to go.

no pic uploaded?... so I made the effort to check your profile. those are average boobs my dear. so nothing to worry about.
don't mind those boys lying to you just so ur "head" can swell and theirs aswell...

agwunchauc:
Please house I want to know the best power bank in the market

atleast now you know how not to know the best power bank in the market

uanda:
I received this SMS this morning.


Dear customer, due to BVN and system upgrade your ATM card has just been deactivated. To reactivate call 08160444935 for confirmation of your Bank Verification number (BVN)

Please beware

report the number to its network provider, if you have a sim of the same network, saw this exact thing a month ago. that's what I did, they said they Wld look into it

wizkid should just Bleep her so she can calm down

psychopath, the death sentence should be more Like it.such a disgrace to humanity and life itself.

grape

feldido:
This girl is really a Cyber Bully.
Anyway na how she chop, but e go reach her turn

girl? @40

I admit to only reading the first paragraph, till I decided to scroll to see how long this is anyway.

firstking01:
Is that your experience??

am not going to answer it, so the thread dosnt get derailed, I just need to know how ud handle the situation

imagine if you wake up after your first night with your girlfriend to find she wet the bed and by wet I mean pee'd n shes still sleeping hw would u handle it.

did you mean using five word or five letters? of so then ur iq should be what's in question here

I saw an expired coke

i use a program called inkscape,I trace arround individual aspects of the object and put them on individual layers according to their stacking(which is above or below) eg. hair( probably has two layers hair1: is behind the head n body,hair2: for if hair fall infront aswell), body on its own layer.head on ota own layer etc.next I add the elements they done need layers of their own, eyes,nose mouth all stay on face layer. nipples or chest can be on the body etc.and then the clothes can have a layer of its own.


I then sample colours from the prignial diagram and create vector boxes of my palates. hair has two colours, for stroke and fill, same with face,cloth etc.a darker of the same colour as the fill is used for the outline.
then I add details to the hair. look for prominent features or curls and trace a strokeless shape of them, no need to do all the hair cuz u can't. atleast I can't,Wld take a lot of time esp if its a very long and complex hair.when I initially trace the hair, I don't too much bother with precision,I trace the most solid part of the hair,(where all strands are together) then later add strokes to make for the prominent strands with my pencil tool.combining(union) the stroke with the solid hair I traced before when am done, to make them one object with the same fill. then I go into shading and highlighting. I shade with black only, opacity about 25, holight with white Sewell but a much lower opacity. depending on the image i may decide to have two shade tones.

Vinshu:

Take it easy.
A man is not allowed to hit a woman

well the op is not a man, and the babe don pass woman so....

Duchess2016:
In Shock
Help!!!
I've been having issues with my boyfriend of 5months for few weeks now. I checked his phone and discovered that he'd been cheating with so many girls some weeks back. Although, there's this particular girl that he seemed to like more than the others due to the content of the chat.
At the moment, I'm in his place(although he never really wanted me to come at first, it was after lots of fighting). The girl came with her friend this afternoon and my boyfriend asked me to take my stuff to d guest room so they can stay at d master bedroom where I normally stay when I'm around . I was furious.
He nearly hit me during an argument few hours back but right now I've locked myself inside d guest room
My pastor had earlier on warned me not to fight if I don't want to lose him totally.
What do I do? Don't know what to think right now.

someone is cheating on you when ur at your prime and your foolish pastor is talkina about keeping him?shey u wan marry am ni?u better fly sharp sharp donor for that relationship and come to me.you need to get back at him for your heart's sake. pm me

PureWays:
Lol.. Check this out:

Her name is Yemi (a female friend I really wanna ) so I sent her a message as if the message was supposed to be sent to another lady: Yetunde.. Lol
The message goes thus:

" Hello Yetunde, I'm sorry about what happened, I know you love me but unfortunately I don't feel the same, I'm already into someone else...
What's with the big d*ck and strong arms you keep saying. I believe I'm not the only one that make you reach climax/orgasm so please enough of the hype already.. ( )..
There are other guys who can.. And please stop telling your friends how good I'm in bed, heard that from my friend and it wasn't funny and besides is that all I'm good at?
Please be safe.. Ciao! "



Lol... In short, I gave the lady the impression that I'm great in bed.. I deliberately sent the message to her to mess with her psych..
She (Yemi) called back immediately and started asking funny questions.. I told her that the message wasn't meant for her that it was meant to be sent to an Ex (Yetunde).. Told her that these two letters "Y"nd "e" caused the mix up... ( )..

Guess what?


It worked perfectly..

Badt guy, hope say u satisfy am sha

lol I hv a few means to my devious end hehehe,

my towel accidentally drops

or better I answer the door unclad(knowing 100% she's the one tho)

put her hand in my shorts, "you're so sexy, just look what your doing to me" from there I ask her to kiss it (I.e if she dosnt do that already)

tickling so hard till she begs to stop, when I stop my kiss her instantly, one finger already in the pot.

watching movies that I know hv sexy scenes with her. hehe

lol that's all I can remember for nw

my own be say, hope that Toto clean well well

op, go and get laid

DanceVille:
Solve these Equations.
2+3=8
3+7=27
4+5=32
5+8=60
6+7=72
7+8=..

II. x+2xy=6. . . . .Equation1
x+3xy=5. . . . . .Equation2

Show your Workings please..

number 2

x+3xy+1=6

x+3xy+1= x+2xy

x +3xy -x -2xy=-1

Xy =-1

x = -1/y....

in eq 2

-1/y +3(-1/y)y = 5

-1/y -3 =5

-1/y =8

y =-1/8

and x = -1/y

x = -1/(-1/

x = 8

hence x=8 and y=-1/8

cross checking.

in eq1

8+2[ 8 / ( -1\ 8 ) ]=

8+2(-1) = 8-2 = 6

also

8 + 3[ 8 / ( -1\ 8 )=

8 + 3(-1) = 8-3 = 5

cheers

lol one year later.
I was bored
2+3=:8. (2x2) +(3x2) -2 = 8,

3+7=27. (3x3)+(7x3) -3 = 27,

4+5:=32. (4x4)+(5x4) -4 = 32,


to lazy to write,it works for the others aswell.

therefore;
7+8 = (7x7) +(8x7) -7 = 98
cheers

criticism is welcomed

for your quality and affordable graphics

Neverquit:
I have been very fortunate to have genuine male friends that confide me. Ladies, I will encourage you to have real male friends NOT friend-zoned male friends (there is a HUGE difference, but that is a thread for another day).

I will share few of the experiences my friends had in the hands of women .

You can say it's a counter thread to: https://www.nairaland.com/3051283/girls-share-horrible-things-guys

1) Jide
Jide admits that he was 'in the world'. He did somethings that he was not proud off. But he told me that he never led a girl on nor cheated on her. So he decided to 'leave the world' and become celibate. So he got a girlfriend and began that journey. The girl was truthful about not being a virgin though and agreed to become celibate with him. He noticed the girl uploading different pictures. She said they were her brother, uncles, cousins etc. He wasn't fooled though, but gave her the benefit of the doubt. So few months into the relationship, his friends started telling him stories about how the girl was cheating on him. He didn't believe them until they showed him multiple evidence . He was really devastated because after the girl got used, she will come back to him crying (and make up stories), about how people were evil. He will then console her (imagine). So after the revelation, he and his friends went to buy condoms (in bulk ) and had marathon s..with her. He broke up with her afterwards. He still stayed celibate though...

2) Eze
Eze fell deeply in love. He was so in love that his friends felt irritated . He was even ready to propose. He thought the girl was also in love. She already unofficially met his family. He came across series of Whatsapp messages on his girl's phone. Asked her about them. She said it was a guy disturbing her. He believed her. So one day, he saw the guy in a joint (the guy's picture was on his Whatsapp profile). He walked over to talk to the guy. So the convo led to realizing that the girl was playing them both . She also lied to the other guy that Eze was just a guy disturbing her for a relationship . So guys being guys (instead of fighting like we ladies), they decided to keep sleeping with her. Mehn, after each session, they will then hang out and tell each other about what happened . They later broke up with her after few months.

3) Ali
Ali was also in love. He already proposed to his girlfriend (and she said yes). So one day, his girlfriend said she was traveling (for the weekend) to another state for a wedding. Later that day, her best-friend called him telling him all the dirty secrets. Initially he didn't believe her. He thought she was lieing (hoping to steal him or break them up). So she asked him to meet up somewhere that she had to show him something. So after meeting up, she directed him to a street that he was really familiar with (Ghen Ghen), got to a house he was familiar with ( ), So they parked a few yards away from the house. Few minutes later, he saw his fiancee (that was meant to be out of town) in his bestfriend's car ( ), he still didn't believe it. So his girl's best-friend asked him to chill for few minutes before going in. Fortunately (or unfortunately for his best-friend), he has a spare key to his apartment (for emergency reasons). So he used his spare key to 'surprise' them. What he met was so heartbreaking. The girl's best-friend had to drive back because he was disoriented. He even contemplated committing suicide

4) Omoba
Omoba is a gentle soul. He sees the best in everybody. He met a beautiful 'decent' girl. When she showed him some amazing bedmatics, he was heads over heels in love . The girl was honest about her past. Said she saw the error in her ways. He believed her. His friends cautioned him not too. They had the perfect relationship. His friends started to tell him that she wasn't faithful, he didn't believe them. Said it was not recent activities but the ones in the past . She got pregnant. Omoba was excited. He told everybody . He asked the girl to marry him, she said NO . He begged her (mehn that was so sad), she was adamant. Few days later, she came back saying she aborted the pregnancy (ah!). He still wanted to marry her. She later broke up with him. He called and called and called, begging and begging. Still the girl no gree o. So his friends had to do an intervention on him ( ). He later got sane after few weeks. Few months after, the girl came back begging...i'll gist you guys about his reaction for another day (Hint: it was epic)

5) Matthew
Matthew was a struggling graduate. He also fell in love. They were talking marriage and babies. He asked her to marry him, she said NO. That he was not yet buoyant to support a family. He was sad, but that gave him the encouragement to strive real hard. He asked her to be patient, she agreed. Few months after, he was invited to a wedding ( ...you guys already know what follows). The happy bride was his girlfriend (and already unofficially met their respective family). He was SHOCKED. He almost fainted. What he did was epic. He walked up the the couple to congratulate them. When the bride saw him coming she was , he smiled. He turned to the groom and said "Sarah is an interesting girl. Have fun unraveling her many layers". The groom had a confusing look on his face. He then hugged the bride, and left (He ate and drank before leaving though). Fortunately, he is now doing extremely well...ladies, patience sometimes can be rewarding.

6) Share yours...

keep lying till you become a liability

charijee:
Lol which one is evil?

you know who

so bottom line we r all liars, just that one is evil