turnaldo:
We don't know that our neighbor here is doing Yahoo until he was caught early today by security operative,
The boy is known by his name Micheal , who works in a pretext of doing business at Mgbuka Obosi , onitsha Anambra State , Micheal used a little boy name with held to bring his gandpa phone to him, once the mobile phone get to him , he will do transaction with the phone, transfer money through the phone to his bank account,
On 26th September 2021, luck ran out of him, as the grandpa return from village plugged his phone to charge within some minutes he returns to the spot to take his him to make an urgent call , his phone wasn't where he plugged it to charge, by then Micheal has send the little boy to bring the phone for him, when the grandpa was shouting calling the little boy name,the little boy came out from Michael's room with his Grandpa's phone and he was asked what are you doing with the phone, on the process debit alarte came in, the grandpa was surprised to see that he ask the little boy to call Micheal for him and when he confronted Micheal,
Micheal admitted that he was responsible for all the previous transaction. Th

so you rush to post his pictures on nairaland as what now, see your English,

Creativeace:
Yeah !
Sounds stupid for a man right ?

Well some of us have decided not to live normal lives and celibacy has over the years been the most abandoned norm !

Very few people ever get to practice it not to talk of discovering the benefits !

So back in 2019 i discovered the ways of God and coupled with TRP wanted to see what life looks like without carnal pleasure !

typing !

first 18years of my life was spent being a virgin

ignis:
Too lom

lom too

There are now more than 10 military related assassination in nigeria, this year alone mostly top in service and out of service officers

Ademola47:
Every Nigerian is expected to have 4 National means of Identification, namely:



Now, how many of it do you have?

Me I have just 2.

PS: Pictures were gotten randomly from Google to put things into perspective.

i have all but they are almost all useless

.

It must crazy whites

ProphetJeroboam:
I need information guys. I’m so pissed and annoyed and I haven’t been myself since yesterday.

I bought a German shepherd puppy less than a year ago and I spent money on her a lot, i mean a lot. Routine vet visits, expensive canned food, noodles and dry food, up to date on all vaccinations, I even hired a personal dog groomer to make her look really beautiful and attractive all the time.

If I calculate the amount I’ve spent on this dog, you’ll think I spent it on a girl I’m planning on marrying. Her parents are good looking German shepherds, in fact the dad is actually an imported GSD from the UK. The dad is agile, ferocious and will rip any stranger apart but my pup has always been too docile and can only bark when she’s inside a cage. That’s discussion for another day.

I never bought her with the intention of breeding her for puppies to sell, I bought her because I needed a pet and I swore never to mate her with any dog. Sadly I traveled out for schooling and I left her with a friend who I regularly send money to for her upkeep.

I noticed that my friend had the intentions of mating her for puppies because he really needed money and since I won’t be in Nigeria anytime soon, I reluctantly agreed on the conditions that he select a pedigree GSD stud for her. She came on heat 2 days ago and I discussed with my friend and gave him contacts of a guy with a good GSD stud. Yesterday night I was studying when he sent me pictures of her being mated by a Bingo!!!! A fvcking ekuke! A stupid 404 whose destiny and life purpose is to end up in the pot of a calabar man with pot belly. She had even achieved the lock position with the stupid ekuke. I was angry and I knew that if I was there, God knows I would have murdered that ekuke with my bare hands. How that ekuke entered the high fenced compound is a mystery to me.

How my friend could be so negligent to allow this to happen. The thing with male ekuke is that they don’t mate once and he was with her all night. Now I am thinking of telling my friend to take her for an abortion if she gets pregnant. No dog of mine is giving birth to pups fathered by an ekuke.

you. Must be stinky rich

HealthWealthy:
There's this girl in my area I gave a lift sometime last month.

She sometimes comes to visit my neighbor in the evening and goes back early morning of the next day

Although I liked her after I gave her a lift that day but I didn't get her number

I saw her again last week, going back home early in the morning from my neighbors house and she was happy to see me. this time around I didn't give her lift, I just waved at her

Something tells me she likes me but I'm considering losing interest in her because I'm sure she's the money type cos my neighbor is richer than me, and even if I'm to approach her, I believe she won't treat me well the way she's treating my neighbor cos they're obviously richer than me

And I remember Harddon you always talk about not doing home chicken but she doesn't stay around our area.

Should I still go ahead and try my luck in approaching her and getting her number when next I see her or just save face and just be waving at her anytime I see her?

deal with your confidence first

bobontop:
My wife is fond of kissing my 6months boy in the mouth. I personally don't like this and I have told her to stop it but she refused. This issue in causing a serious argument in my home and I want to take a serious action since she has refused to stop it. Please I need advice from experienced parents. I was abused sexual as a child by a cousin staying with us and there are cases of incest around me. I don't want any of this to happen to my son. The teenage girl staying with us always sees my wife kissing my son in the mouth and I am afraid she my copy it and start doing it. Please am I wrong? Am I over reacting? Is it a normal practice? Please advise me.

communicate this exactly as you communicated it to us, instead of giving unnecessary orders, communicate, stop running to strange people for strange advises.. Communicate with love and compassion...

BunmiBie:


Hi please let's talk. It's urgent. Thanks

inbox me

arthurwillia:


lol op you be moomoo

I remember one mofo too for oau that year, we t on date together, she didn’t eat anything, she collected everything she got in take away, 30mins later, she received a call that her dad is around that she should be coming to her hostel immediately ; I just laugh no be me you go use that style for, she stood up to car eh the things she got, I asked her what happened? While drawing the nylon closer to me. Shame catch her she comot. Nonsense

thank you for cheering me up jare, this ops post nauseated me,

jaelz:
So I met this girl sometime back in March in Abuja she was very beautiful and was working in a spa back then, I approached her and collected her number after which she never picked my calls or replied my chats after I tried contacting her afterwards.

Fast-forward to last two weeks she contacted me out of the blues that she was sick, didn't have transport fare to work, she was broke and didn't have any money for food as she hasn't eaten in a days.

I got dressed and meet her in the location she gave me and bought her some little foodstuff and provisions then gave her 3k to hold for transportation to work until they pay her at work.

Guys could you believe that this girl blocked and deleted my number the next day? I tried calling and she it was telling me busy till I used another phone to call it and it went through, I asked her why she did that after I revealed my identity and she couldn't say a word she was just mute on the phone for about 30 seconds till I cut off the call.

I am still so shocked as to why some women behave they way they behave atimes.

jaelz you are a fool get out. Your balls are useless, you even have shame to write this out... Go back home and narrate this to your mother and father and see what they have to say.. Idiot

Halo22:
In an establishment where I work, I happened to be one of the unmarried dude and as such, most of the unmarried ladies always rally around me probably with the hope of gaining my proposal for marriage.

Actually I am a very focused person, though I compromise especially when a lady feels I am snubbing her when she comes close, I like giving them that sense of belonging. There's this particular lady that always like going with me after work, as in she can't go without moving out of the work premises with me. I have tried everything I could to make her let me be, but she is an adamant type.

In addition to that, she started picking up quarrels with any lady that comes close to me....as in I don't understand. When I asked her why such attitude, she said she doesn't want other ladies to make me lose focus on my job. Well, all these were happening but I never knew my MD has been observing her moves towards me as she is also a lady, though married with just a kid.

After our meeting early this week, she called me and said "hey....Smart(not real name though), I would want to have a brief meeting with you in my office. You know when u were invited for such meeting after the general meeting, your mind would scatter into thoughts. After some minutes, I then visited her office and lo and behold, I saw that same lady colleague of mine in there.

Hmmmm, I knew something was cooking, but then I gathered courage and sat down. Let me not bore you guys with long story, she just told us that our relationship in the company was becoming so distracting and as such, we should try to adjust or face sanction. She told me it was for the regard she had for me if not she would have taken drastic conclusion on us.

I tried defending myself, but she didn't want to listen further. As for my colleague, she didn't even allow her to utter a word. Like I said earlier, I have never opened up to the lady on relationship let alone to have dated her, she is just being desperate and it's offending my MD.


Please I need mature advice on how to handle this situation, cos the lady in question is not ready to withdraw her advances towards me.

there's no need for this post bro.. It's simple listen to your boss or risk losing your job is that too hard to understand?

JackDaAlienz:
Pere has been evicted

Edit: wow my prediction came to life
I had no idea he will be evicted
I just made this meme as joke ooh
I guess there is power in the things we say
However I think I should use my prediction skills for betting?

mumu, coincidence is a word invented for posts like yours

dallasi:
Heaven will surely punish you for ignominious role you played during the #ENDSARS

there are 48 idiots who think you made sense,

kuuljay:
I just Pity those loan companies,even your fellow colleage wey you dey see everyday and knows when alert enter will still refused to pay you your money not to talk of people they don't know,,it's bad business in Nigeria

the truth is how will you borrow money to people who are only surviving, they don't fucking care about credit score or the future, they are hungry

GetMeRight:
We lived together in the same hostel room back in 2005 in the Uni. Don't know why the dude is still keeping my number till now. I'm getting sms notifications every now and then about him taking loans and defaulting. Like a serial defaulter. But I get it, there are many like him even here on Nairaland, men and ladies alike

mind your business... How is he hurting your business

Sonia71:

What is 'werey'? Is that a chieftancy title in your village?

you be mumu, it will be really hard for none African to use that phrase so effortlessly except they have a vast knowledge of African English vocabulary

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Sochimaobim:
A friend was supposed to pick me up at Artillery here in Portharcourt. After waiting for him for a while, I decided enter a ‘joint’ around Artillery. Unknown to me, it is a brothel. I was very surprised as to the type of girls I saw there. Most of them are above average in terms of looks. Any regular guy will see these girls on the road and approach them with something serious in mind.
I kept asking myself if these girls do not have a family. Village people? Friends? I mean, anybody can enter there and see them. Is it that they don’t care anymore?
Now to my question, have you ever entered a brothel and saw a girl you know. If yes, how did you react? How did she react?

i dont go to brothels, but I've seen friends, classmates at hotels. Some are shy and some don't just give a Bleep... Op what you should know now is sex is cheap right now, and any girl can give it to you depending on your approach and price

LieBurster:
Lt.Col Odumegwu Chukwuemeka Ojukwu
Maj.Patrick Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu
Okon Okon Ndem
Chinua Achebe
Gen.Mohammed Shuwa
Col.Achimpong
Col.Timothy Onwuatuegwu
Wole Soyinka
[s]Major Gideon Gwazo Orka
Gen.Ibrahim Babangida
Gen.Sanni Abacha
Chief Alex Ekwueme
Alhaji Shehu Shagari
Nnamdi Kanu
Senator Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Goodluck Jonathan
Oloye Sunday Igboho[/s]

what sort of fuckery is this

Chimmanda Ngozie Adichie
Fela Kuti
Bishop Ben Idahosa (for his work with reviving the protestant Christianity in nigeria)
Goodluck Jonathan ( for reshaping African democracy)
There are alot of Nigerians that can wear this crown, however these are my personal top three

Vickyvice:
very dangerous. It's gaboon viper. In ika/Agbor language, it's called ajuani. Rarely bites, but if u touch its tiny tail, e don be for d person, death comes almost Swifty, if no immediate treatment.

rarely bites? Na na na, it bites anything that it poses a treat to it..

Manq:
That snake is dangerous..

very dangerous, it kills in few minutes, and no cure

Caldwell2379:

Price

at your price come to whatsapp

saphiere:
A Nigerian man has shown off the human-sized yams he harvested on his farm in Enugu State in Nigeria.

https://.com/man-harvests-human-sized-yams-in-enugu/

lalasticlala

this is not Enugu biko, stop posting fake news, that soil is not Enugu

black001:


Bleep, this work permit is stupid if they won’t even give u half refund , it doesn’t make sense. It’s like paying for school the school will refund u, atleast for the work permit u should get half refund. Dis is madness , so hard earned money will just be wasting

stop acting like a child. The embassy is not the one issuing the work permit, that's between you and your agent