I doubt if this is a surprise party... Any woman who can pull this kinda of organized surprise party under your nose without you noticing. That woman is capable of killing you...

My opinion

purples25:




lol fear guys sef.

i bet that your friend once suggested you use your P" to cook for someone you had a crush on

lilwetdick:


done better for what? go and ask people who were released from prison if their wives, husbands, parent or friends waited or visit them when they were inside. pls lets be realistic instead of using emotions to judge matters

the easier way for a man to lose everything is going to prison.

thank God he wasnt in america, after his release, he wont be able to see his wife, child, get a job or even rent or buy any property

in all sense of it.. She was wrong, if at all she was not into the guy again, what is 3 years to wait for him to come back, so she can tell him, she was no longer interested, instead of packing out of the matrimonial home to meet another man and even getting pregnant for him. Thats wickedness, i bet she was in support of the crime her husband committed, because the money was rolling in, i put it to her that she was the reason her hubby went to jail....

I pray those you trust dont abandon you, so you don't taste how bitter betrayer can be.. God ! be rational..humans should be considerate....

femi4:
purging things.....you ll excrete every damn jazz in your body

Lmao murrafucker.....

CanadaOrBust:


Except that effective juju is almost always actually science mixed in with useless fetish stuff and chants. So it will work on you. See above

you see that love portion you are talking about, my friends once introduced me to it, i told them nothing like that... one night we robbed it on our faces and did the necessary things, they called who they wanted it to work on, i called mine. We went out, they got theirs, and i didn't.. They blamed if on, "that i probably didn't do my own well" but on the real sense i did, it just wont work for because i dont believe it can...

Apart from that the family i come from dont believe in it. I mum always tell me that i shouldn't try anything fetish to better myself because it won't work for/against me..

henryobinna:

Joke of the century


So, it needs your irrelevant belief for it to be potent?

Well you don't understand the concept of power. A higher power is always a higher power and definitely would have influence over a lesser power.

unless you have a highe power protecting you or your some of kind of spiritually alert person. otherwise, forget this believe this believe that, power is no respecter of belief because power is power

sir, speaking from experience, juju

DOES NOT WORK ON ME and it won't work for me either.. You will not understand

CanadaOrBust:


Don’t be so sure. See below

Love potion' spray makes men appear 15 percent more attractive, says study

BRYAN NELSON
January 13, 2016, 10:02 a.m.

The idea of a love potion might sound preposterous, a relic of the days of alchemy, sorcery or magic. But now there's some real science being done on the biochemistry of love and attraction that could soon make love potions serious business.

Case in point, a new study out of the University of Bonn in Germany has recently discovered that an oxytocin-like spray has the ability to instantly make men 15 percent more attractive to their female partners, reports the Daily Mail.

are you evangelizing this to me...

Abi because its Germany i should start believing in juju?...

femi4:
Charm no fit work on me cos i dey drink agbo jedijedi wella

you mean jedijedi for diarrhea is your savior

purples25:
This girl told me that if i stripped naked at midnight and swore on my 'first' with a kolanut it will scatter his life. Though i was telling her what hurt me but me no get mind for that bullshit abeg. Told him what my friend suggested one day sha, when we'd settled. Guy went to see his pastor still. As if i'd do something like that. I pointed out that his life is progressing and im still there, if i did that, its widely rumoured that something weird would happen.

fear girls. Jeez

This shit wouldn't work on me.. First i am not a longer throat.. I mind where i eat, infact the place i eat is at home,/close family house... No eating at friends house, not even family friends house.. Mama taught me and it has stuck with me... They taunt me with it, but i dont care...


Secondly it only works on those who believe in juju

Wow.. So in the case of your neighbor, how did they know the twin are of different fathers, was a DNA test conducted?

ifyalways:
I dont believe the story one bit. The man will not keep the result since the children are his, he would destroy it and move on.

criminal minded!!!

lilwetdick:
Thanks to feminism and all other agendas, feminism is for women who do not know how to be a woman.

See, the power of a woman lies in her femininity, her submissiveness( there is power in being submissive), the way she dress, the way she pose and walk, the way she behaves, the way her hair and body smells, how nice her pussy smells( do not underestimate pussy smell) and the way she carries herself.

I have noticed that the most successful and happy women are feminine women, they act weak and submissive but get all they want, i am not talking about women that sleeps with men for promotion, job placement and money, these type of women are naturally born sluts and prostitutes, no matter where you take them to, they will always sleep with men for progress because of their laziness.

A woman that understand her femininity, knows that just a show of her weakness and vulnerability will make many men give her what she needs. Even at home, the married or feminine women in relationship know how to get what they want, they dress as seductive as possible, smell nice, catwalk, maintain their body, even the way their pussy smells can make their husband or boyfriend salivate anytime he see her, i think most women underestimate the power of smell of their pussy and its effect on men. (the smell of your pussy can either make a man want you more or dread having sex with you)

A woman who do not understand the power of her femininity act like a man, always on unsexy jeans trouser and low shoes, talk uncultured with thick voice, wants to compete with men always turn off a man in many ways instead of men trying to help you, they will make sure your life is difficult and hell, that is why feminine women is always loved by men in the work place,at home and the society at large, other women want to emulate her and learn her ways.

A feminine woman do not have to sleep with men to get what they want, she knows she can get what she wants just by making men salivate and fall on her kneels without giving sex. to be realistic, most feminine women are the one, men promise heaven and earth, go to war and kill each other, betray each other just to get them.

op you are confused...

slyfox35:

Brother, I for really need the beer o, but customs fit arrest us for smuggling bear on nairaland

haba bear nor be contraband la... Anyway regards

Waakanda:
Do they still do that "kini kan"?

naughty girl


Pls dont lemme say the disrespecting things in my mind ...

etrange:
World's oldest? These guys probably think the world starts and ends in the West. How much do they know about couples living in African villages? Anyway, it's their recognition, their couple. We can do ours as well.

don't mind them jare... There are two olokpa in my area... I am sure they both well over 120 years of Age

Fuqman:
I think Igbo foods are delicious and very nutritious. It's hard to let go.

yes very nutritious.. Because they use vegetables alot

Charleys:
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The truth is the igbos don't have foods, it's the south south that knows how to cook. The igbos learn from them.
.

Op For this statement, i. Can see you are high on cheap weed.....

DaniDamani:
If the person that asked this question had sense and was matured, he won't ask such as stupid question because he should know what should suit him and not public opinion.

Now the bad part is that the original poster does not have sense and then the person that brought this same stupid question to NL on behalf of the poster seem not to even have a brain in his head at all. For you not to identify a stupid question and then help the asker to post it here without advising him on how stupid the question is, then this op should just donate himself for the poor to use him as fried meat for Xmas.

guy why, guy why eh... Why did you have to slaughter this already slain meat like thiz kwanu eh, is it fair? Haba

lilwetdick:
why is that criminals know how to rationalise their crimes

what do you expect after going to prison, did you expect her to wait for you for 4 years?? how is she going to take care of the family??

she has to survive to eat and take care of her offsprings that you left behind

to you, you think it is betrayal, to me i think, what she did is rational, anybody will do that, even your friends will betray you..it is life

with all due respect, she could have done better, except of course if they are not legally married... But if they are, she did wrong...

My suggestion to is that, he concentrate on himself first.. Let her have the child with her new man... Then if she's still interested in coming back to you... You can go ahead. If not my brother, find another lady and make sure you take custody of your child....

superfitsez:
very touching... I'm kinda crying though!

see this fish heart.. Crying for what in particular.....


Na people like you dey ask owner of pussi whether the pussy dey pain them during thrusting....

Bros na play ooooo

superfitsez:
very touching... I'm kinda crying though!

see this fish heart.. Crying for what in particular.....

BeachTime:
Nigerians are very stubborn and need a visionary military dictator to reset their brains .Nigerians need mental revolution.

ah swear, we are not normal people...

slyfox35:
The woman, The custom officials, the camera man, the op and anybody that pushes this to front page is an otondo

Common 2 cup of rice na person dey smuggle, mtcheeeew!

bros i deh use freebasic, i for dash you chilled bear for this timely comment

KingAzubuike:

Says someone who doesn't even have an international passport .

Every country has a slum.[s] In the U. S there are slums too. Sadly most of these slums are usually inhabited by black people who go there to spoil their country for them[/s].

say what you know.dont come and oversabi.. White people live in slums too. They are homeless white... Stop disgracing your fore fathers

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Why is no one commenting on how the kids looks so cute. Especially that male one that looks half caste....


Nigerians make una appreciate good things

1shortblackboy:
Which one be my own

jealousy is wicked thing, run away from it.

KingAzubuike:
Probably GLO.

But avoid Airtel. Airtel na scam . Their data zaps like pouring water into basket.

my brother how did you know.. This is what I am battling... Yesterday i did 1.5gig for 500, i doenloaded a just 2 movies of 340mb and another of 250mb.gbam the data finish... I was asking my self how this is possible.. I no open YouTube or instagram... Just download