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Oyibo - White person
No shaking - up to the task

Impulse80:
The fool says in his heart "there is no God" silly generation

The wise say it loud and clear.

OmoPastor:
@ poster.

Now that you have signed the petition, i can see the way your life has greatly improved

Instead of wasting your precious life signing a useless petition (like a typical Ekiti man!), why don't you get a life!!! Petition ko, essay ni

And now that you have commented, your life has greatly improved? Olodo.

plaetton:
My question remains: since the priest and church has forgiven them, are the bombers welcome to mass and holy communion next sunday?

No it doesn't.
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question

Martian:
I don't know about you, but im spending eternity in NeverNever Land, where elves will be my domestic staff. Every night, there will be dancing leprechauns and we will feast on camel stuffed with beef, mutton,  chicken, pork and fish, served in bowls plated with gold plated diamonds.

Can I join in your paradise please. The dancing leprechauns!!! Dream come true.
Satan just told me he's bored of hell and poking souls with a big fork. He wants to join in NeverNever Land. Can he come too?
Wait Angel Gabriel is sending me a text message. I think he wants to join too but I'm a bit worried about his wings. Might knock a few things down and scare off the ladies.
What do you think?

^^^^ I know it's hard but can you try and think outside the bible for once?

Imagine no religion.
All nigerians living together in peace.
Imagine.

In chapter 11 of genesis when your god became afraid of his own creation, he also spoke to his several selves (in verse 7) and resorted to confusion in order to perpetuate his dominion.
Christianity is really pathetic.

frosbel:
^^

How may clones of these trolls are here on Nairaland.

You guys seem to be multiplying like bacteria

We are legion. Pray harder. The harder you pray the more we multiply.

So what are you going to do with your win?

frosbel:
There are two types of works.

Any work that emanates from our unregenerate self is dead.

Any work that emanates from our born again spirit is a good work.

Why this confounds you , really does bother me.

A good work is keeping yourself pure in the power of the Holy Spirit , obeying the commandments of God etc.


Wrong !!

We can do nothing to become born again , that is sometimes the term used for salvation.

But we are talking here about the enduring salvation, the one that we receive at the end of our journey here in this life and only if we have persevered and lived Holy Lives in the Power of God’s Spirit.

Summarily, if we remain in Christ , we have the power of the Holy Spirit to persevere till the end , but if we remove ourselves from Christ or draw back to perdition we cannot persevere till the end.

Far be the bolded from it, a believer can lose his salvation if he persistently sins without repentance.

The danger of Calvinism is that it encourages sinful living with the lie that God understands and we will all make heaven , no matter what.

God cannot tolerate sin, and though Christ has paid the price for our sins ONLY if we truly repent ( and that includes repenting of any sin after the born again experience ) , if we continually abuse this grace we will be damned.

What a load of tosh.

I totally agree with you.
Religion is the root of our problems.
Imagine an atheist Nigeria. That would be paradise.

It's full of lies and inventions.

ritchboy:
In his defense, he said "is coming"

No mind them. Na so dem dey twist everything try confuse everybody but we know dem.

None.
Use your head for once.

Please god strike me. strike me. your followers say you are merciful, I say you are powerless, weak, but most importantly, inexistent. Your followers can't reason. They only resort to insult and threats. Or quoting the satanic verses of their bible in order to bamboozle the feeble minded and the easily impressed.
So hear me god.
You are weak
You can't do anything because you are NOT.
I would rather worship the bones of the chicken I ate today as it's flesh and blood actually fed me and made me stronger.
You are weak
Powerless
Useless
Invented

If I'm lying do something about it.

So Blastus, what whappened to the nza bird in your folklore, because as far I can tell, many small birds are still flying around today so even that imaginary bird's god couldn't do anything?
Oh! I know it's just a fairy tale. Just like your god.

Right. The religious are turning on each other.

Don't forget to have sex, sex sex. Lots of sex.
You can call Jesus all that you want but if you stop having sex, your mariage is heading for the rocks.

What are you celebrating? Your end of days?

e - he/she/it
don - has/have/had
dey - is/be
be - is

"Blessed is the hand that giveth" is nowhere on the bible.

For years I have been waiting for the wrath of god. please send it my way.

I used to believe. Then I saw the light.
I thought I was alone. This thread has shown me that we are legion.
The end predicted by the christians is true but they misunderstand it. It is not the end the world but the end of their imaginary god as many more people begin to ask question and realise the fraud that has been perpertuated for thousands of years on uneducated ignoramuses.
Yes christians, (and moslems and all other religions) the end is coming for you.