₦airaland Forum

It is not the military's role to govern.
They should concentrate in what they are best at.
Look at Egypt.

I am now starting to like the president.
Stop complaining: Good medicine is always bitter.

Those in favour of subsidy, have you asked yourselves where the subsidy money come from?
Other countries without subsidies are doing better than us.
I wish he should start taxing fuel and petroleum products to generate more revenue. Maybe then Nigerians will start appreciating the value of money instead of all the waste that is going on right now.

So dem deport you you steal visa or what? Me I no dey look for visa. I am a citizen of 3 countries (don't ask me how) including nigeria (forced upon us by Lord Luggard). As long as there are problems in Nigeria affecting my people, I must make noise. LOUD NOISE. I also do other things but that is by the way. Most Nigerians in diaspora contribute more to Nigerian economy than those in Nigeria.
We do not owe you an excuse.
We do not owe you an apology.
We do not require permission from you before we speak.
Being in diaspora does not make us any more or less Nigerian than you. It is even more in our interest that there is a good and stable political Nigeria. That is why we shout.

But let me ask you a question: Who are you and what are you? What have you done or achieved in your life to have the audacity to sow a seed of division between Nigerians in diaspora and those at home?

Take your bitterness to whoever it is that caused it. Leave us alone.

Mr Why is so bitter. Dem deport you or what?

moshoodn:
Get your facts right . . She lost her hymen after Jesus. . . We all know that.

How do you know? Where you there?

mbatuku2:
There are two Igbo words for 'speech' that I know of, okwu and asusu. Which can be better translated for 'dialect'?

okwu = word/speech (also advice/sayings) the verb form (ikwu okwu) means "to say".
asusu = language
onu = dialect/language

moshoodn:
can't argue with you cos i can see from your name that you're lost.
Retrace your steps.

Here goes another soldier of christ running away once again in front of a reasoned argument.

Martian:
Believers in The God don't live in dysfunctional countries with "subsidy palaver" .Maybe if more of you believe in The God, politicians won't be in cahoots with MOGs/Imams to plunder the nation's coffers while you people praise the lesser gods.

Amen to that.

ivoice247:
And she who guarded her chastity [Virgin maryam (mary)]: We breathed into (the sleeves of) her (shirt or garment) [through Our Ruh - Jibril (Gabriel)], and We made her and her son ['Îsa (Jesus)] a sign for Al-'Alamin (the mankind and jinn).
(  سورة الأنبياء  , Al-Anbiya, Chapter #21, Verse #91)

And We made the son of maryam (mary) and his mother as a sign, and We gave them refuge on high ground, a place of rest, security and flowing streams.
(  سورة المؤمنون  , Al-Mumenoon, Chapter #23, Verse #50)

And maryam (mary), the daughter of 'Imran who guarded her chastity. And We breathed into (the sleeve of her shirt or her garment) through Our Ruh [i.e. Jibril (Gabriel) ], and she testified to the truth of the Words of her Lord [i.e. believed in the Words of Allah: "Be!" - and he was; that is 'Îsa (Jesus), son of maryam (mary) as a Messenger of Allah], and (also believed in) His Scriptures, and she was of the Qanitun (i.e. obedient to Allah) .
(  سورة التحريم  , At-Tahrim, Chapter #66, Verse #12)

How many of you were they? I thought it was only a shepherd, I didn't know it was a Bleep

Image123:
^Now, you're hallucinating, sorry o! Well, i'd like to have a copy of your book like you've got a copy of mine. Where can i buy/get one?

The Great Book is for Believers only.
Vacuum chapter 3451, sub-verses 96 & 97 tell us: "96 for the great book is revealed to those that believeth, 97 even the doubters will ask for it but verily I say unto you it is easier for a prostitute to become the queen of Mecca than for a non believer to grasp these meanings".

If you believe and obey the Master Martian (Hailings unto his name), you will surely see the book.

Did Mary take virginity test, how sure are you that she was really a virgin.
You never know she might have done a quick one with a shepherd behind the stable. I don't know but it's a possibility. Ladies her age are ususally very , you know . Or was she biologically defective?

PAGAN 9JA:
there are two kind of snake: venomous and non-venomous.

venomous are easier to handle, but their poison is fatal. in such case you must use a stick and try to put it in a bag or try to get your hand behind its head, just above the fangs, while using the stick to distract it.

the big snakes which you talk about are like pythons, etc. these are not poisonous and do not kill humans. however children must be careful. In my village, i have seen many rock python in the area. they generally go away and are slow. the only problem is that they are very heavy. sometimes, we even give it a baby goat. it is considered good to give offering to the animal. at the same time, the snake becomes lazy after eating the goat and falls as sleep. then all we have to do is to lift it and put it somwhere away srom the settlement in the bush. it will then not wake up for weeks.

Poor goat

Enigma:
1. How does it make sense that Jesus would say of those killing him:"Father, forgive them for they know not what they do"?

2. How does it make sense that Jesus would admonish Peter for cutting off the ear of one of those who came to "capture" Jesus; and also that Jesus would heal the chap by fixing his ear?

3. How does it make sense that Jesus says you should forgive "70x7" times?

4. How does it make sense that Jesus said you should bless those that curse you?


Ah, perhaps there is a way that is higher than man's "rational" ways!


One interesting thing is that those fond of criticising the "Bible God" can't make up their minds: they say the God of the Bible is wicked and barbaric by allowing for revenge etc in the OT.  Here we have somebody demonstrating that this same God of the Bible is a God of love who says revenge is not necessary or even desirable ---- yet our friends still can't handle it.

Further, a couple of posters have explained briefly the simple yet somewhat complex principle that Christians can indeed forgive the perpetrators of crime without preventing the law from taking its course --- e.g. through prosecution and/or conviction of the perpetrators.

Finally, I wonder if this statement about forgiving the perpetrators had been made by a Hare Krishna leader or leader of one of the Eastern religions, if the opponents of Christianity would not have regarded it as how those religions are "superior" to Christianity.

This is exactly why the Igbos are in the sh.it they are today. Too much bible and less brain.

Leave the imported religion and use your head.

kpafuka = damage/spoil/die
shifting = running away
tey tey = long time ago
so teey = many times

Nwanyi = Ikporo

mi ma - myself
im ma - himself/herself
carry belle - get pregnant
chop belleful - eat well
open eye - street wise
yab - mock

It is written in the 524th book of Saturnas Chapter 6582 verse 2223 line 66 column 589999 "Oh fortunate are those who follow the teaching of the anointed"
667th book of Jupiterus Chapter 6 verse 2223 line 21894 column 589995 Clarifies: "For they shall toil manually for 0.83333333333333333333333 part of each day and slumber only the remainder for two score years. column 589996 and thereinafter pass a roman M vegetation of the same number of years"
2524th book of Venusi Tunama Chapter 6992 verse 1133 line 589 column 666 Clarifies: "blessed is the anointed from the red sphere for that is the abode of the chosen one"
22nd testament of uranus teaches us, in the book of agathethus section 2589669 matrix 58794:89877, that "Mars is the red sphere".
The book of NASA, the earthus names the inhabitant of mars as "Martian".
Sonar also told us that the prophesies of Jupiterius fulfils continously and indefinetely.

I believe. Oh Martian (peace unto your name) forgive us and let us enter into the NeverNever Land.

Lesbians

vedaxcool:
I think thats funny

You? Think?
That's really very funny.

Can an Igbo man trust a fellow Igbo man. The day we can wholeheartedly respond "yes" to this question is the day we will conquer.
To the impatient i say : Nwayo Nwayo k'eji aracha ofe di oku.
Onye amaro ebe mmiri bidoro maba ya agaghi ama mgbe ojiri kwusi. Anyi gbaragha omenani anyi tinye isi n'uka. Uka jide ihe nine mebie. Si anyi
Abola obo, Anyi kwere.
Anula ogu. Anyi kwere.
Indi nnanna anyi amaghi ihe. Anyi kwere.
Hapu omenala. Anyi kwere (gini mere gi igbo ma obughi omenala?)
Anyi were ego anyi g'eji dozie obodo anyi achigara ukochukwu. Ukochukwu achigara Rome. Rome ewere dozie obodo ha.
Ewepu uka, Igbo agaghi ekwe k'ihe n'eme anyi ugbua mee anyi.

So it's either we go back to our roots and reconstruct or we continue acting like the religion brainwashed people that we are.

-Mum recently told me not to answer my phone if I don't know the number that is calling as they can take my spirit through my voice.
-In the east, we were told that Abubakar Tafawa Balewa was an illiterate. He wasn't. See
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4twfjk3hoA4
-That Zik had supernatural Powers
-That you must throw some food or wine on the floor before eating or drinking. Those are for your ancestors.
-Corpses are always moved head first. That if a corpse is put leg first in an ambulance, the car will not start or break down.
-Swearing with a car engine. If you lied, you will have a car accident.
-Never directly answer if your name is called and you can't see the person calling. Instead ask "who is it"?
-Never to lie while holding an "ofor" branch or stick. (ofor is a local tree)
-That you can curse someone who has offended you with an ofor stick and as long as your hands are clean, your curse will come true.
-That touching a python will stop bedwetting.
-That putting palm wine on the floor makes it go sour immediately. Maybe true but I haven't tried it yet. Didn't want to take the risk. Palmwine too expensive.

What are the current chieftaincy titles in your place? And their meanings?
I like the "sound" of our chieftaincy names because it says a lot about how we igbos see ourselves.

Islam =
kill
kill
kill
kill

Not counting the trillions already dead and those yet to be born. Satan is winning. Join the winning team.

zayhal:
@deols

You're using so strong words this morning. 'Despise' 'hate'. what's up? And please be easy on mac.

Sorry, she cannot help it. It is intrinsic to her beliefs.

When I celebrated my 23rd birthday, I had 2 french girls do lovely things to my body. Oh! It was heavenly!

deols:
ehyaaa, y choose a name dat is a tptal opposite of u. makes u look like an

I understand that my name may cause confusion and rage in people like you. It represents a notion far removed from your grasp that explaining it would be tantamount to explaining quantum physics to a monkey.

If these ramblings made sense to you, you need healing or stop whatever it is you are smoking.

I pity for muslims. Chained inside an ignorant religion full of illiterate imams and mullahs interpreting 1000s years old bablings of an illiterate.

Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill
Kill

The mad god.

Come away come away
I see the enemies around you
Come away come away
I see them trying to devour you