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MasterofNL:
What if she's working and comes home late?

And I am also working too na.so definitely na for she to go inside,commot suit,wear apron,enter kitchen and get busy.
Unless she wants to start fending for the house then I'm cool with it.
So that her job will begin to count las las

BLUELemon:
you need thorough counseling from your parent and other matured people who have been married for over 10 years

Na She dey bread the man na,na why e dey work for them lol...
No man,I repeat no man weh dey ALRIGHT go do that crap!
Only handicapped men or playboys or women scammers do all those things.
Just imagine Otedola now cooking for the wife ffs

Bro I have a similar story too.
All the people I helped(picked from gutters) always come back to bite me emotionally,financially,etc..some were even jealous!
So I resorted to one thing!no more friends!I no do again and I don't help people again!
Never!!!I will be delighted you die than help you.
People are something else.I've been there,seen it all so I do know what I am saying.

Valuum

ceejayMAX:
HAITI

lol

Tinder

Theyoungmatron:
You need a maid not a wife sir. Do well and get one.

so because I think it is my wife's responsibility to cook,that makes me a dictator?
You all are bunch of jokers!
If I then provide,cook and protect,wetin the woman go come dey do na?
Listen and listen well,no real man weh don suffer dey alright and standardize himself go come marry begin do all those crap.
Go to those homes where chores are being shared and take a good look at the man's finances and tell me what you see.

LadySarah:
1BABYSHOESNG has spammed the whole section with adverts.Why cant You compress your adverts in one thread instead of All these.
Royalroy,pls look into it.

people no go see am if e compress am nah.
Abi you for sabi am if not for his cyber terrorism?

Only a poor man will cook for the wife.simple!
I want see I go visiting and see one of my brothers in the kitchen.
God knows I will be pissed.
How I go buy house with my money,run the house and take care of all real bills then come back home to cook?
E no go funny for the woman weh go tell me that BS o!

Greatzeus:
See the way you are explaining like you are in a family meeting talking to the elders of your family. Gooosh wth
Nairaland is a faceless forum,stop carrying it on your head,stop taking people here seriously. Even Seun who makes millions here daily,is being called out daily and ridiculed,have you ever seen him replying them.
I am sure you have made more posts today than what Seun has posted since he created Nairaland in 2015.
Go get a life gooosh stop being a simpleton lol

Your definition of life and mine can never be the same.
Get that into your head.
Also,you don't get to tell me what's important and what's not!

She is pretty and full of life.
I love that you love your mum.just like me.
We are proud momma's boys
Let us all make some of the sacrifices that they made for us count!
I love you too mommy

cococandy:
Hi. It depends on what it is about? Just give me a general idea.

Hi coco.
Just to clear the air on what happened on food section this morning.
I was on my own talking to Marian.geles when Preston interfered and said "man hustle o,make you no get time to dey follow or monitor person online"
It sounded like an insult to me so I replied him by posting cash and I simply said "which hustle you want make I hustle again when I keep these as upkeep money from time to time"
Then I continued talking to Marian.
Probably one of his beneficiaries came on to me and said I don't know chasers and bla bla bla...
Like do I care about who he is?I have never asked nothing from nobody so why does who he is matter to me?
Then another one called funlor.d came and said I am a slowpoke and Marian should pay no attention to me bla bla bla...then he called the mods.
I simply told the mods that he also insulted me too and then all those comments were deleted and several bans were thrown around.
That is what happened!just so you know,not like it matters much.
Nice day coco

victorian:
Funny enough, my puna is at peace.

Have not had sex for like a year plus and I have a nice young man who's in love with me. Thank God he agrees on this celibacy stuff. He's into Christ like moi! We are both working on our relationship with God, and building up our spiritual life.

True sons and daughters of God build up the network concerning the kingdom Of God, and through that process you get to understand the character of who claims he or she loves you. So it shouldnt be all about sex naw. Sex is outdated!!!!!

Feel me?

So Chill! Sex is not the priority here.

I simply admire the couple.. Abi na crime to admire again?

Till it's time for action and bobo falls inside that borehole you are trying to hide.
Divorce straight!!!
Better give him now so he can start getting use to that swimming pool.
Don't mention,I am talking from experience so I know

SageMK:
Seriously, do we need to tell you to report to the police?

you dey claim say you get sense but r be like say you no get sense after all.
Report to the police
The boss will pay his way out or pullstrings,come out and still either sue the woman,fire hire,terrorize her and make life he'll for both of them.
That is why he asked where to go to.
Ndi sage

shortgun:
Any girl that makes the first move on me will only get my d*ck.
If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves.
Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game.

go and sit down jarey.
Later you go dey complain say dem no dey pick your call.
Ote
Severe pains

sexyedjutto:
I gave it powder milk mixed with very little water, the cat drank only one spoon... It's does not want to eat any other thing... Why Na, I think she's sleeping now but I feel she's still hungry, it's there no food a baby cat will rush to eat

try sardine.
That nigga might be a full blown cat disguising as a kitten.who knows

Vet for pussy weh no pass 1500 are you mad?
What happened to buying another one when it dies?
Loool

emblem2d:
Its been 6yrs of bondage, retrogression, sickness and regret. My life has been at the mercy of hypersexuality and masturbation, i only had sexual intrcourse once, but i masturbate almost everyday 2-3times for six years. I have taken decisions on countless occasions never to masturbate again but in one way or the other but i still find myself in it. i have prayed, changed location thinking that will be the solution but i still find myself in it. The longest period i ever stop masturbating was 1month. This habit has taken a tool on my health,,i fall sick easily. I now look older than my age;(am 22)with sagged face and wrinkles. It also affected my memory; i hardly 530 things, i hardly comprehend when i read. I feel so empty,my life is not going the right direction,nothing is working,am always confuse. I came across this forum sometime ago, i feel i can get a sound advice on this platform.pls help me i want to stop masturbation.i dont want to continue with this habit anylonger...am tired. Is the wrinkles on my face as a result of this habit reversible? What should i do about that? Thanks for your time.

Start using diesel to masturbate rather than Vaseline or soap.
N.a. the soap dey give you the wrinkles,odenni
Don't go and eat well before action lol.

Dechymmytv:
what is pamper7

which countries.
I can help out with some contacts if it is within my reach.
But 500 hundred naira?come on...

Jonscotin:
Thank you bro. But I have to sell that property to survive now. I know b4 the year runs out I will make twice the amount back God's willing.

ok sure baba.
If na your only lifeline,go ahead then.
Be cautious this time around and be selfish.
Goodluck men.

Trust me brother,these things are inevitable in a person's life I think.
2019 has been my worst year so far in life.
But the only difference is I think I had much cash stashed up somewhere.(thank God for Johnny walker men)
But then disaster hit from the very first day 2019 began.the first business I did burnt me more than 6m in losses.(useless import agent with her poor judgement and senselessness and foolishness.spits!)
I continued looking for other options,no way!
All of a sudden too,one old debt people came with their wahala and threw me in jail.if I tell you the amount eh.
I was forced by law to pay that money in four years.i was depressed,heartbroken too all thanks to one idiot I dated at the time,and was even suicidal at a point.
In fact many things I can't recall all now.
I even went to Adamawa of all places to go and do business despite the terror happening there.
That has been the only profitable venture I've done since this year.
Guess what?I received a WhatsApp message from one of my guys from way back in school.
I later called him back with no expectations at heart,I just told him all I was going through and he invited me over to the US for another headway men.
I went there,we talked,we even combined to setup this new project I have right now.
So baba no lose hope and don't sell your property ever!rather borrow little and start from scratch.
E go pay and don't ever give people money.i don't do it anymore!!
Develop the heart of a beast.na them go collect and when you fall na them go spread rumour say you don fall.
I repeat don't ever help anybody!if the person go die,then so be it!!!Only family bro,no joke with them.
Goodluck padi