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It's an accident. She was writing with her pen (6), when she heard a sound in the house. She's american ( so she decided to take her gun (1), crush her cigarette (5), turn off the light to sneak on the burglar (2), take her glasses off because they're useless in the dark (7) and check the house by herself. When she found nothing, she lit a new cigarette to calm down (10) and came back, still in the dark. She was drunk (3) so she tripped on her slipper (9), tried to catch up on her stool but failed (1) and crushed her head agains the wall (4). There is no bullet hole in the wall, and this stain is not a brain-blowing-bullet-stain. The fall from a standing position and the rotation induced by the catch-up tentative explain the weird position of the body. Ther is no murderer and no suicid note. Case closed, Sherlock out.

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360ng:
[size=20pt]I GUESS I SHOULD START DANCING? [/size]

like others would when your father kaputs

criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI
"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?

the earlier your people raise funds and test you for Mad Cow Disease and it's likes the better..
so her husband is also a red-neck military personnel.. Wow .. that must have scared PMB & co..
the only snag is that PMB was the one who brought him to limelight from a mere naval-attache at an embassy, promoted him to Rear-Admiral and appointed him mere-State administrator while General Buhari was then Head of State..
I don't know if I'm making sense and if you can decipher what I'm saying.. Simply.. Khaki pass Khaki and thus your tale is impossible and improbable in this lifetime.
you must be a clown to think that the 'quiet' is peace. do you know that she's still forming 'ill-health'.. do you know what it means 'the calm before the storm'..
shit hits the fan.. soon.. very soon..

count 6, 7 'not guilty'
8,9 not guilty

counts 1-5 read to Saraki in accused box and he pleads not guilty to all

OK.. how much would it be for the 2 man u white and red with a 4lettered name and single number.. size XL.. and what's the soonest of getting it..

when Buhari tells u to return the Red Passport and you think it's still clueless-era

Cecilia Ibru, Erastus Akingbola and Co were all Casual..

Oga.. make u no vex but abeg Na where be the source of ur goods..
is Ugorji's supposed to be......

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8 He was the military head at the Saro-Wiwa Tribunal
9 He was a red headed (figuratively and literally) Kaduna State administrator as a military police
10 He dealt with the Shiite group of Al-Zakzaky and forces them out of Kaduna State
11 He visited fuel stations secretively to check hoarding and manipulation while a governor
12 He has being PMB's Chief of Staff since CPC days
13 He walks every dawn unescorted while in retirement
14 He became administrator as Lt. Colonel
15 He drove Accord '86 on retirement
16 He upgraded to a coupe Accord '98 and has being his official car for the past 5years
17 He is an indigene of Bauchi State
18 He was once a Secretary General of ACF

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We know Malam Elrufai and his Kasupda mean reclamation business when we see their marking on this school

Guess not far from truth

EmekaBlue:
hIS people everywhr..born to rule dullards

U kno? Born to Slave inteligentia...?

87

Next stop.. Villa..

Ready, set, Governance101

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Na that one be Business .. Easy cheap money instantaneously if you play your cards right

The Aye's have it
#Change

so what were we there for campaign or lecture

@erad you might be a spectacular designer but you are a bad business man.. despite your numerous postings, can't find a single phone or email number that I have been searching for for the past 2 hours. worse you stay away from computer as above me are numerous enquiries unattended.. beep me when you get this

u need lives.. on what ground do we owe the west an explanation for our party symbols. I have never heard or seen them consult us on similar matters. whoever that is so disconnected with Nigeria to extent of not knowing what a broom is would add no advantage for knowing.

btw without googling, what does the elephant and donkey represent being symbols of US' parties.. they don't have sleepless nights because you don't..

you might assume slave trade has long being over, but I doubt

It's official Seun jerks (hand services) to images of Tonto Dike