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Car TalkRe: Photo: Can You Tell What Toyota Car This Is By Looking At Its Interior? by LOL247(f): 9:14pm On Mar 24, 2015
Corolla 100%
Manual gear nob
Hand Break (Not foot - Camry/Avensis)
Dash Display at side (not middle - Yaris)
PoliticsRe: ”APC To Release Scandalous Documentary Against President Jonathan" FFK by LOL247(f): 11:32am On Mar 20, 2015
Yesterday, I met someone who was 'approached' but warded them off.. Intelligibly he has a video and would release upon their denial.. PDP's shameless

EducationRe: Solve This Simple Maths Question If You Can!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by LOL247(f): 5:21pm On Dec 08, 2014
0

[x]
is meant to be[b] |x|[/b] absolute value (or modulus) of a real number i.e positive value.
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Denied His Son Because He Was Unsure by LOL247(f): 6:17am On Dec 01, 2013
fr3do: scan barcode to read comment
QR Code u mean
PhonesRe: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by LOL247(f):
oga. I take god beg you..
@gmail.com
FamilyRe: 9 Children Raised by Animals. by LOL247(f):
but why has the dog i raised not being capable of sitting on the couch, sipping coffee reading the days newspaper with legs crossed..

or even logging on to nairaland saying
'Doggy things'
or
'.... price of biscuit-bone'
or
'INFB' (I no fit bark)
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Obasanjo FB Chat With Gumsu Sani Abacha by LOL247(f): 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2013
adeaugustus: Gumsu or whatever her name is is very rude! I remember her tweet on twitter when her father's aid was released from jail earlier this year. she said " We RULED you"...
A- Didn't they? o u don't know
B- U know, but it soothes pretending not to know.?

Did u also read frustrated nairalanders hatred poured on her
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Got Scammed By an NSCDC Official. I Need Advice by LOL247(f): 4:37pm On Sep 26, 2013
text me his name and. nmber
my account number is 080419419 Savannah bank
deposit N60k wallahi tallahi i will deal with him. u will get your refund N50k b4 9am tomorrow
BusinessRe: Which Business Can I Start As A Chemistry Graduate ? by LOL247(f): 3:59pm On Aug 26, 2013
crystal meth.. jigga if you sabi titration and co.. na you go begin to dey close club... if you enter na 2 close door for you and your entourage.. na finger you go dey use call hot babes..
rolling lab is the new office to start cooking..
AutosRe: 2007 Mini Cooper Sport by LOL247(f): 7:45am On Jul 26, 2013
akwara1234: Hahaha I recognize dis ride. Dis is d Mr. Bean's car. Just dat it has been repented. Haahahaha jst kiding. Nice ride
cow
PoliticsRe: El Rufai's Accidental Public Servant by LOL247(f): 3:18pm On Jul 24, 2013
pls i need 2 more copies.. my sis took the 1st and one for safe keeping..
Christianity EtcRe: Virgin Mary's Image Seen In Edo At St Benedicts Catholic Church In Ubiaja by LOL247(f): 8:52pm On Jul 23, 2013
peppy luv: Ur papa is too wretched to evn clean my mum's shoe!
i know.. it's because she's a loonie and she has no shoe..all the 300 she's collecting/round, she ought to afford one.. or have you been stealing from that coz i wonder how you are able to afford a chinco phone to display your inheritance on NL..
PoliticsRe: El Rufai's Accidental Public Servant by LOL247(f):
@gmail.com
asap pls.. cheers
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan’s Mother Dies In Fatal Motor Accident by LOL247(f): 7:31am On Jul 23, 2013
Just heard.. Never knew she had one..
Christianity EtcRe: Virgin Mary's Image Seen In Edo At St Benedicts Catholic Church In Ubiaja by LOL247(f): 1:46am On Jul 23, 2013
peppy luv: undecided undecided is this d pishure of ya papahuhna winch hm b?
ehen now before him jam ya mama (craze woman for bus stop) enter her. she come come give birth to something. the thing don grow dem say na you..
so how far my sister from the loonie mother..
Christianity EtcRe: Virgin Mary's Image Seen In Edo At St Benedicts Catholic Church In Ubiaja by LOL247(f): 12:02am On Jul 23, 2013
is it

PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Has Sleepless Nights Over Unemployment In Nigeria by LOL247(f): 2:22pm On Jul 08, 2013
kingoflag: I looked at your profile pic and couldn't help but feel sorry for the gaunt, hungry looking kid, trying to hide his crossed eyes that I seen.

You're too young to have all that hate in u.

P.S: ur eyes could've been easily fixed if ur govt provided you with the security of health insurance; that's what Buhari is trying to ensure u get.
May GOD reward you with Heaven.. if the blind boy understands English, he should be weeping by now.
PoliticsRe: Massive Shopping Mall Under-Construction In Kano by LOL247(f): 4:48pm On Jul 07, 2013
The wicked envy and hate; it is their way of admiring.
Victor Hugo

See as it pains them.. Damn!!!

Since Italy is now a no-go Zone, tell them to export their sisters. Their bros at Sabon Gari can after sparepart sales shower and patronise.. it's a Win-win initiative
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For Stealing Church Guitar by LOL247(f): 7:21pm On Jul 03, 2013
Lifebender: I almost made it shaaa...anyway 3rd no bad.....hahahahaha
stealing ni ile olorun..haba,kilo de u no de fear God
to u first to comment,u are an
370HSSV{turn your phone upside down and read}.u shud av let mi comment first
U-13 leaguehuh
PoliticsSuntai Recovery by LOL247(op): 10:32am On Jun 27, 2013
When the cats gone, the mice come out to play..
Taraba people.. Adjusting-Tinzz.

Overnight Doctors.. Abi na clone or body-double

leadership.ng/news/270613/suntai-speaks-jonathan-receives-suswam-new-york

Christianity EtcRe: Psalm 23 In Pidgin by LOL247(f): 7:59pm On Jun 16, 2013
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.

So Wallahi dey 4 Bible context? slowly but surely.
CrimeRe: Scammer Using My Pictures On Facebook by LOL247(f): 7:22pm On Jun 13, 2013
nadia_SA: 100% correct
sha you know sey you fine and wallahi tallahi i no go too mind....
CrimeRe: Scammer Using My Pictures On Facebook by LOL247(f): 5:23pm On Jun 13, 2013
why argue with an e-mumu..

1. Nadia-A (original) has a fb account and she logged in to her account
2 Nadia-A found her pix stolen by Nadia-B (scammer)
3 Nadia-A searched for Nadia-B and opened her profile.
4 if u truly have used fb before, when you open a profile it'd ask you to contact (via message, 'add as friend') any profile opened
5- unread messages r messages belonging to account signed in (in this case Nadia-A) at the top bar of page
6- if she opens another profile taskbar would be same as long as messages are still unread.

Common sense: not all that common..
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youths Caution Buhari Over Inciting Statements by LOL247(f): 10:32pm On Jun 12, 2013
Bros
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youths Caution Buhari Over Inciting Statements by LOL247(f): 10:27pm On Jun 12, 2013
Southern Fathers
Southern Brothers
Southern Sisters

Match correctly

RomanceRe: Men, Do You Value Intelligence Or Beauty? by LOL247(f): 9:56pm On May 03, 2013
In summary:

Kim Kardashian vs Okonjo Iweala
PoliticsFormer 1st Lady Trounces Current In Court Over Land by LOL247(op): 6:09pm On May 02, 2013
Tussle: Turai Floors
Patience Jonathan In Court!
By NewsAdmin on May 2, 2013
After several futile efforts to reach an out of
court settlement failed, the land tussle
between former First Lady, Hajiya Turai
Yar’Adua and Dame Patience Jonathan
wound up on Thursday as Justice Peter
Affren of an Abuja High Court set aside the
revocation of a piece of land allocated to
Hajiya Yar’Adua’s non-governmental
organization, Women and Youth
Empowerment Foundation (WOYEF).
The land situated on plot 1347 Cadastral
Zone, Central Business District, Abuja had
been allocated to Hajiya Yar’Adua’s WAYEF
while she served as First Lady. The allocation
was however revoked by the Minister for the
FCT on account of “overriding public interest”
and the land was subsequently re-allocated
to Dame Patience Jonathan, the purpose
being the building of the African First Ladies’
Peace Mission Headquarters.
The judge pointed out that the claims by the
FCT Minister that the land which measures
1.84 hectares was revoked on an overriding
public interest could not and was not
supported by any shred of evidence before
the court. The court therefore ruled that the
initial letter of offer issued to WOYEF
remains valid. The revocation of the
allocation of the plot was faulted by the court
which stated that the exercise of the power to
revoke allocation of land must come within
the confines of the law.
According to Justice Affren, “the defendants
failed woefully to adduce any shred of
evidence before this court to support their
claims that the allocation of the land was
revoked on overriding public interest. There is
no overriding public interest in this issue. The
allocation made to the plaintiff who is a
vocational training centre was in public
interest and in line with section 28 (1) of
Land Use Act”
The former First Lady approached the court
that the land allocated to her NGO on 19
February 2010 was being trespassed upon by
the present First Lady and succeeded in
getting a court order in 2012 restraining the
First Lady from affecting WAYEF title and
interest over the land.
WAYEF’s counsel, Adamu Ahmed Ibrahim,
told newsmen that though the FCT appears to
be committed to a settlement, their terms and
what they offer says otherwise. He made it
known that the Federal Capital Territory
Administration had offered WAYEF Plot. 1838
Cadastral Zone AOO Abuja measuring
6119.29 square meters as replacement plot.
While another plot 1839 was also proposed to
be in favour of the African First Lady
Mission, measuring 6100.51 square meters.
The court did not grant WAYEF’s prayer for
damages as the organization sought N1.5
billion as general damages, N100 million as
exemplary damages, N100 million as
aggravated damages as well as N261 Million
already paid for Certificate of Occupancy and
another N454 Million paid for building
designs.
From what the Head of the legal unit of the
FCT Administration, Mrs. Ima Akpongete said
however, there are indications that the legal
fireworks are not yet over. In her opinion, the
minister exercised the power of his office
accordingly in revoking the allocation and
reallocating it to First Lady’s Peace Mission,
an indication that the FCT will file an appeal
to challenge the decision of the High Court.

dailypost.com.ng/2013/05/02/land-revocation-turai-beats-patience-jonathan-in-court/
SportsNigeria Withdraw From Championship Qualifiers Due To Financial Constraint by LOL247(op): 10:55pm On Apr 11, 2013
The Nigeria Football Federation has
withdrawn its team from the 2014
African Nations Championship qualifiers
due to financial constraints.
Nigeria were set to play Ivory Coast in
Calabar between 21-23 June, in the
tournament for locally-based players.
The NFF's Emeka Inyama announced that the
withdrawal was taken by the football
authority to cut costs.
"We have a lot of financial commitments and
we have to look at the competitions in order
of importance," he explained.
It means that Ivory Coast have qualified for
the finals to be held in South Africa next year
The reigning African champions have failed
to qualify for the tournament on two previous
occasions.
In another move aimed at slashing costs the
NFF has cut salaries and bonuses for their
players and coaches.
The federation's technical committee has
recommended that the Super Eagles' win
bonus of $10,000 be reviewed downwards
along with the salaries and allowances of the
various national team coaches, excluding
coach Stephen Keshi.
"We have talked about auditing of staff of the
national teams, especially backroom staff, as
well as pegging of bonuses and allowances,"
he told BBC Sport.
"We have a contract with coach Stephen
Keshi and must respect that, so he won't be
affected in any way.
"However, we are constrained to do this as a
result of our poor finances and we believe
that Nigerians understand we have to do this.
"It's very important for us in order to continue
to fulfill our obligation of presenting the
national teams for international competitions
and tournaments."
Officials have suggested that the win bonus
will now be pegged at $5,000.
The NFF are also planning a total restructure
of backroom staff, with several members set
to lose their jobs while they will appoint a
new technical director in the near future.
Former Super Eagles coach Shaibu Amodu is
being tipped to be appointed to the new post.
The Super Eagles have five coaches,
including three assistant coaches, and a total
of 17 backroom staff.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22110502
AutosProcurement Of Brand New Cars. Where The Dealers At? by LOL247(op): 6:11pm On Aug 23, 2012
As a procurement officer for the organization I work, I have been directed to make a quote on these cars and purchase by 1st week September. They are:
1 Toyota Prado Leather Seat
2 Toyota Prado Non-leather seat
3 Two Shell Spec Hiluxes (Diesel)
4 Toyota Hilux (Base Spec Diesel)

All should be brand new and with a minimum of 2011 as manufacturing abi model year. Waiting for the best prices which you can text me on 08054321160.
Ciao

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