Masonic:


I'm still learning..
Thanks

Even Mark Zuckerberg will say his still learning

Fidelismaria:
hmmm


am still a virgin so i av nothin to contribute here to learm


were dem smellymouth ikpi hungerbad nd co

Virgin.... I sight you

Masonic:
Let it flow naturally. Don't be in a haste to imitate what you see in porn. Remember that they are experienced and you're not. Most first-time guys love to try out what they see in porn movies or styles they like. Its cool, but most of those moves require a certain level of experience so don't bother trying out the "wheelbarrow" if you know you're a first timer.


And also, make sure she's very comfy. You lead and she follows so dont even let her sense a stint of shyness in you. If its possible, ündress yourself before she does. It helps to get her settled, erase her shyness and also turn her on at the same time.

Thanks..... I know there are experts here..... This advice worth more than Gold

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Most of the time, a first time sex for the "inexperienced" can be quite frustrating and less smooth but it will get better with time.
Anxiety to perform up to par, usually comes to play but if one is able to douse such anxiety then the sex will not get too clumsy.
I should discourage you guys to take all those sexual enhancer drinks like alomo and the likes, those stuffs are killing. A good diet and regular exercise and not forgetting reducing stress levels will surely go a long way in making any man perform optimally.
Please and please forget what you watch in porn videos, sex in reality can be quite messy with sweats, bodily fluids, vaginal fluids and the likes. Don't pressurise your woman to assume unimaginable positions all in the name of sex. Most nigerian women are not flexible enough for that.

You will have muscular cramps every now and then so always try to keep fit to reduce this.

Thanks.... This is worth a Million Dollar

"Hello Lola. I really like your posts on Nairaland and I have also joined your forum. Please I am 20 and a virgin. I have had several opportunities to have sex but am always afraid I will fail because I don't know how to start. Please I will be so happy if you can give me some sexual advice for someone who have no experience about sex. Thank You"
~Anonymous. 20, Oshogbo.

No 1. you are supposed to ask the question on my forum.... but that doesn't mean anything.... am not jealous... smiles..
No2. Its great you ask on Nairaland so that other gallant intelligent highly experienced Nairalanders can contribute also.
No.3. Am supposed to email this to you... but it might benefit someone here also.

So let me start by saying that the following are just my opinions and they are subjected to corrections and adjustments. But am damn so sure that after reading through, you won't bother about corrections or adjustments. So how do you have sex for the first time and make it memorable? here is my advice for the inexperience among men in this sexual game.

Some men subscribe to the theory that intercourse is meant for her pleasure. Our pleasure is guaranteed and comes of its own accord. Besides, we are simple, we have less erogenous zones and the only real form of pleasure is the orgasm, which is short and intense. Many men would not agree with these words, but most of them are true. The main pleasure a man derives from sex is contributing to her pleasure. But why does it have to be so complicated?

Many people learn about sex from their friends. The latter are all excellent lovers and know everything - in the company of men only and with the help of alcohol. The short tips they give you are usually correct, but sometimes things are more difficult to perform than they are described. Let us then take a look at some tips for the inexperienced. I will add a short comment to each trick.

”Blow in her ear ...“
This is a classical piece of advice for the inexperienced that often goes wrong in practice. The ears are very sensitive and blowing too strongly can be really disrupting. If you make sounds to go with this, you have ruined your girl’s enjoyment. Take a blow-dryer and put it to your ear. Turn it on and try to masturbate. I think you get the picture. Blowing into a woman’s ear must be handled gently, only with warm breath and not directly into her auditory passage. She may like it, but it does not work with everyone.

”Grab her boobs ... They really like it!“.. yeah.. we like it
Women really like to have their breasts fondled, but the inexperienced have the wrong picture of this. It is not about grabbing and squeezing, but petting. Especially young girls and pre-menstrual women are very sensitive to touch. So we do not knead them like dough. We do not shake them and bounce them here and there. We always treat them with one thought in mind – my child will feed here. Try to imagine it for a moment and never again will you grab a pair of breasts like a wild animal.

”I just put my hand in her panties and she was completely wet ...“
This can actually be true, except that your friend mixed up the reason and consequence. The girl was already wet because she was aroused and wanted to do it. The hand had nothing to do with it. The inexperienced should know that getting a hand through half-unzipped trousers, especially tight jeans, is not the most pleasant thing for a girl. It takes a lot of expertise to do something in such an awkward situation. If she really wants to shag, it will be better than nothing, if you cannot take her pants off for other reasons. Besides stretching her underwear, pushing the thong into her ass, pulling out some of her pubic hair and your fingers smelling nicely, you won't accomplish much.

Find the right spot, gently help her take her trousers off and then begin the finger action. Most women love freedom during intercourse. With men, it is enough to open their zipper, take it out and we come. Women feel the constriction of their clothes psychologically as well. If you did not take enough time to UnCloth her or help her to do it, this shows her you are impatient and want only your own gratification. This makes women feel used, which is one of the worst feelings for a woman!


let me stop here and allow others to contribute............

Stretchi:
but this ur dp bad gaan o,one gats take Preekaution b4 preek go bend one day

lmaooooo

shedyman:
please op, what drugs do u think can be administered off d shelf to control this

send me an email through nairaland

Stretchi:

Awww sweet tender who ur reply EPP? Dicktator

you are welcome

UchaNwababa:
but some girls prefer it curve

how many girls told your they like it curve?

UchaNwababa:
but some girls prefer it curve cos it can touch all the pussy angles

which angle?

iykekelvins:
Anything preek and pvssy must attract people.

See them viewing

because they are important.... everyone has gat one

opsylojay:
... same here.... 10 likes to show the picture

why would u wanna see that..... Don't show anything here plss

Masonic:


The farthest experience can take "her" is giving her knowledge on proper ways to ride a hard dick, moan, arc her back, suspend her legs or fake an orgasm. It doesn't get deeper than that.

But this.. This is very deep.

Freedom of Assumptions

hmm

Stretchi:
This girl too like preeq

strechi... you again....... I will not reply to that.....

Masonic:


Yea right..

yeah right

sinaj:
Agat you baby!

thanks......

sinaj:
she is a dick expert

Sinaj.... you should defend me you know..... "shy"

austinosita:
Lols. This is interesting

really?

Masonic:


Seeing so much dick doesnt give you that knowledge. I'm asking if you're a dude.

Place your right hand on your chest.... close your eyes and ask louder.... Is Lola A DUDE??....

Then.... follow your heart

makydebbie:
well that's a start

Debbie....... I think am shy now

EniHolar:


U this girl.

if am getting too far.... please call me back...lolzz

SorftWerk:
My dick is very straight...but, there is one thing that disturbs me lola024, my dick got thick veins on the left when erect..am I safe?

You have got no problem dear.... its very normal.... Its alive and working that's why

Masonic:


You might be correct tho.. Tight briefs tends to give it a natural curve after a while.

How do you even know this?

are u indirectly asking if have seen so much Dicks?

Abheet:

What makes you think, that after stealing her, some other idiot that has made it his life's mission to perfect the art of girlfriend stealing won't do the same to you?

When you steal articles off the internet, steal educative ones.

Your thread is extremely stupid.

sorry dear..... I guess u were stolen.... I can feel the pain..... arghhhh.....sowie... no need to cry

Masonic:
Slightly curved to the left

Is it as a result of wearing pants.... You know some guys really need to bend their Dick aside and press it with tissue...or rubber band... or tight pant... and if that continues for a long time.... u might get a curve... I suppose that's what's happening here

Peyronie's disease is usually caused by awkward injuries to the penis and has extremely unpleasant consequences, in particular in sexual intercourse.


The sex problems of men are much more hidden than similar problems encountered by women who don't hesitate to visit their gynecologist. In general, we all believe that it's virtually impossible for men to come down with any kind of disease related to their sexual organs. Men are also reluctant to seek advice and professional help. However, problems with men's intimate health still exist and they affect the carrier of the disease as well as his partner, the quality of their sex life and ultimately the quality of their relationship. Let's take a look at one of the men's sexually transmitted diseases that can make their sex life really sour - Peyronie's disease.

What is Peyronie's disease and what causes it?
Peyronie's disease is an unpleasant bending and angulation of the erect penis due to which men cannot have sexual intercourse. Plaques or hard lumps form within the tissue (tunica albuginea) surrounding the main erectile bodies (corpora cavernosa), which is largely caused by slight injuries to the tissue. These injuries are usually a result of an accident during erection - during sexual intercourse, or one experienced while putting the penis back into the trousers when it's still in the state of erection. The injured tissue isn't capable of accumulating blood and it therefore cannot expand, which causes a curvature of the penis. Peyronie's disease is contracted by 2% of men.

What are the signs of Peyronie's disease?
The early signs of the disease are painful erections. Sometimes the pain appears before the bending. It happens that men go to sleep with a wholly healthy penis in the evening, but the next morning their sexual organ bends and angulates so much in erection that they're all of a sudden unable to have sexual intercourse.

How serious can the disease be?
In erection, the penis can be as bent as a corkscrew – this is the worst phase. On the other hand, sometimes the bending is hardly noticeable and gives no major cause for concern because it has no effect on the man’s ability to have sexual intercourse.

How can we treat Peyronie's disease?
The pain and bending caused by Peyronie's disease in its mildest form heal without any treatment within approximately two or three months. Still, the bending of the penis is largely treated with injections into the plaques. Vitamin E tablets and a cream, prescribed by a physician, are also effective. In some cases, the affected tissue is removed surgically, which can lead to complications. For instance, as a result of the surgical operation, men can develop erectile dysfunction. In very rare cases, insertion of a prosthesis is required. For most patients, however, this is just a routine procedure after which they can leave the hospital the same day, and their sexual organ starts to function normally within 6 to 8 weeks.

It's recommended that in any stage of the disease you see your personal physician to refer you to a urologist who will be able to help you heal this inconvenient condition with expert knowledge.


Only Guys with Bent "Aguero" Should comment below.... If yours is straight... don't bother leaving a comment. I assume anyone that comment have a F***ing Bent Dick


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Want to know how to get a girl who has a boyfriend? Winners don’t give up, and losers fail. So are you determined to know how to get a girl with a boyfriend?

Losers aside, here are a few things that determined men do. They steal girlfriends.
So if you think you’re ready to sweep the girl of your dreams from right under her guy’s nose, here’s the Huggable Understanding Guy raising a toast to you, you… you little desperado.

The art of girlfriend stealing
Here we go again, on this exciting voyage of being the player and the best man to have existed on the face of this Earth. Casanova is history. So let’s hit first base here.

You like a girl. And cupid’s struck the wrong butt… again. And you’re left in the dark. She’s with another guy.
Alright, life can be a bit harsh at times. So will you stop with your whining already?!
For crying out loud, there’s a way to have her. Thankfully.

Once you’re done blowing your nose and sticking the snot under the couch, let’s get to the deep, dark world of girlfriend stealing and how to get a girl with a boyfriend.

Knowing how to get a girl who has a boyfriend is an art, not some club swinging clumsy hit-and-miss techniques used by the lesser mortals. So sharpen your mind, and play it smooth, lover boy.

The real secret – How to get a girl with a boyfriend
Shut the doors, and keep everyone out. This lost art is the final nail on any boyfriend’s coffin. Have you ever come across any guy who could always get any girl he wanted, even if she’s been going out with another guy since the last millennium?
It doesn’t matter if you’re a dodo who hasn’t noticed that yet, or if you’ve got so few friends that you don’t have one smooth talker around you, because in just a few minutes you’re going to be able to hold that coveted title in your very own hands.

This is unlike me, helping a guy shatter another guy’s heart, but I’ve been hounded by guys who’ve wanted to know how to get a girl with a boyfriend, because they’re just so madly in love with them. It may have been the hardest thing on planet earth but with these little pointers, stealing girlfriends could just turn out to be as easy as stealing coins from a genuine blind beggar!
So cheer up, lift your chin out of the dirt and keep your eyes peeled if you want that special girl.
And if you’re a man who’s going out with a girl already, don’t hate the player, buddy, hate the game!

Get a girl who has a boyfriend – Playing the signs
If you want a girl who already has a boyfriend to like you, you need to let her know the truth, that you are crazy about her, and want her to be your girlfriend. So don’t hide in the corner and sulk like a four year old. Be out there in the open and follow these signs.

Drawing first blood
You may have been trying to charm the pants off a hot girl, but then, by some unfortunate incident, you may have found out that she’s actually going out with some other guy.

Unfortunate, but hey, it’s cool. At least now you know she’s got a guy. Yeah, so that calls for another new maneuver. The cooler, happier one. Let me tell you a little secret. Getting a girl is hot, but stealing a girl is effing ecstasy, beabey! Whoo!

She knows you know she has a boyfriend
Does she? Does she know that you know she has a boyfriend? If not, make sure she does. You don’t want to hit on a girl who is confused thinking you’re trying to hit on her, because you don’t know she’s seeing someone already. Make it very clear and obvious that you know she has a boyfriend.

Why hide behind the bushes, dude, if it’s a gun that’s pointed at you, it will definitely pass through. So stand up, face it like a man. And flirt. Talk about her guy too. Let her know that he’s no threat to you. Ask her how he is, while you’re flirting outrageously. Accept the fact that she’s going out, that will make things a lot calmer and fun for you. After all, you’re trying to get a girl with a boyfriend, and hey, you are trying to steal her!

“Gosh, I want to go out with you!”
Never stop your flirting, okay? It’s alright to ease back once in a while, but you have got to let her know that you want her (even though you’re not jumping on her right there).

Ask her. I mean it, smile wide and ask her if there’s any chance she might be able to break up with her guy, because you’re madly, psychopathically in love with her! Tell her you want to go out with her!
But don’t wait for answers. Ever. Ever!!

Waiting for an answer would make things uncomfortable. Switch the topic to an entirely new bit within a second each time you pop the magical “I want to go out with you”. That would keep her smiling and blushing, with no hint of being uncomfortable. And you know what, she’s going to think about it after you say bye! Now, we’re talking, aren’t we? You’re going to make her think about you after you’re gone. *wink!*

Flirt like there’s no tomorrow
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