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Romance / Re: Ask Me Any Question And I Will Answer by lola024(f): 7:30am On Mar 09, 2017
ruggedised:
when last your husband/boyfriend releases akamu inside your toto kiss

I do not understand your question

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Romance / 6 Common Sex Injuries—and How To Deal (educational Purpose) by lola024(f): 7:30am On Mar 09, 2017
We can all agree that sex is pretty much one of the greatest things known to mankind. However, while it's mostly amazing, there are definitely occasional issues involved. And we're not just talking about an awkward slip-up—injuries can and do occur. We checked in with some top gynecologists to find out which sex-related injuries are the most common—and how to deal with them should they happen to you. (Step one: Do not panic.)

Vaginal Tearing

This is perhaps the most common sex injury around. You know it's happened when you're bleeding down there after the deed, or it simply really, really hurts.

The fix: The reason tearing happens is that you're too dry down there, meaning the fix is pretty simple: Be sure you're lubricated enough before he enters you. "This can mean going slower during sex, or simply using lubricant," says Debby Herbenick, Ph.D., research scientist at Indiana University and author of Sex Made Easy. If you do all of this and you still experience tearing on the regular, see your gyno, who can prescribe certain antibiotics. If it's just a one time thing, wait it out. "Most vaginal tears are small and heal on their own," says Herbenick. "But if a cut is bigger or keeps bleeding, call a healthcare provider."

Something Gets Stuck…Up There
Yep. We're about to get graphic. The two most common "foreign objects" gynos encounter are forgotten tampons (hey, it happens), and lost condoms. And yes, gynos actually refer to them as "foreign objects." Now you know.

The fix: Start by taking a deep breath and not freaking out; these things happen and you can totally get the thing out. "The best course of action is to wait 10 or 15 minutes after you've had sex," says Herbenick. That's the time it takes for your vagina to get back to its normal, unaroused size—and it's a lot easier to reach up there in its normal state than it is when it's all engorged from sex. Then, simply take a deep breath, relax, and insert two fingers to try to get it out. If you can't, call your doctor ASAP and they can fish it out for you.

Carpet Burn
Go you for being adventurous and not just sticking to the mattress! Seriously, round of applause. However, this hot move can cause painful carpet burns due to friction (#BedroomBattleWounds).

The fix: Wash the infected area with cool water and antibacterial soap, advises Jennifer Wider, M.D., women's health specialist. If the skin is actually broken—as in, there is a physical cut as opposed to just giant redness—then clean it with antiseptic and apply antibacterial cream before putting a bandage on top. Of course, the best advice is to go on pre-emptive strike and put a soft throw down if you're having sex on a rough surface. Just be sure it's one of your backup blankets, as things could get a little, well, you know.

Back Injury
We're not ones to knock a good sex move, like reverse cowgirl or whatever else. But sadly, those "she did what?!" skills can also wreak havoc on your back.

The fix: Applaud yourself for being such a bedroom baller. Done? OK, now time for damage control. "Put an ice pack on your lower back to relieve inflammation. Then, once the inflammation subsides, use a heating pad to soothe your muscles," Wider advises. Finally, pop an ibuprofen and rest for a couple hours.

Romance / Re: Ask Me Any Question And I Will Answer by lola024(f): 7:23am On Mar 09, 2017
DivinelyBlessed:
When last did you have sexx

about 20 minutes, 24 second ago

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Romance / Ask Me Any Question And I Will Answer by lola024(f): 7:18am On Mar 09, 2017
Hello everyone.... its been a long time.... I wasn't banned.... I just went on a little walk......
This morning, for a couple of minutes..... You can ask me anything and I will answer
ask me any question!!!!

Romance / Re: Nigeria's Pornographic Industry by lola024(f): 4:16pm On Mar 02, 2017
gedidiah:
@lola..pls when are u summarizing the whole write up?

u still asking?
Romance / Re: ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 4:14pm On Mar 02, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin


Aaawwmazing!

I will tell the boko boiz to kidnap u and send u all the way here in Pacific Ocean cheesy

Don't wear anything for easy access grin haahhahaha


talk?
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 4:14pm On Mar 02, 2017
EmmySparky:
its the likes of you that gives those racists reasons to mock africans...ur self esteem is so low.....i doubt u even see urself as an human being...i am sure when a white man tosses a banana at you...you would catch it and hop like a monkey to his delight....continue with this attitude...it would help ya a lot

hmmmm
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 4:13pm On Mar 02, 2017
piagbara:


No, but in that context her viewers were not complaining rather they were applauding her.


they were applauding her by giving her money..... I guess u did not watch the video


Maybe he did not
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 6:49pm On Mar 01, 2017
piagbara:
Na so d hustle de go for the woman....I know say many go talk wetin dem want but if she don do finish she go wear her cloth waka...and moni has been made via nude entertainment grin grin grin tongue

So you mean........ anything someone does can be right in as much as its for money
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 6:47pm On Mar 01, 2017
Philosopher1979:
I am not supporting her actions but there is nothing to it.
White women dance naked everywhere in films, strip joints in the western world and all over the world.
If it was a white woman, nobody will call her a slave.
It is white people and their women that introduced all this nudity
And so why should she be called a slave for dancing naked

hmmmm
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 6:47pm On Mar 01, 2017
boomssey:
Really?so unbelievable.can't believe my eyes.some people would do anything for money.

that's to the extreme
Romance / Re: ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 9:32pm On Feb 28, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin

I love Virgin Boiz too kiss they are d most sweetest juice I ever consume cheesy tongue

hmmmm
Romance / Re: ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 9:32pm On Feb 28, 2017
KwessiStewie:
It seems some people are only interested in bashing and insulting, what is really wrong with what the Op posted I mean what were you expecting when you clicked on the topic, the Pope reciting the apostle's creed?

thanks love
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 9:30pm On Feb 28, 2017
boomssey:
Really?so unbelievable.can't believe my eyes.some people would do anything for money.

in an open air like that.... not even inside a room

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Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 9:29pm On Feb 28, 2017
falcon01:
i definately wont!

hmmmm
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 9:29pm On Feb 28, 2017
bigsmoke2:
I suspect it is a transgender

what makes you think that?
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 4:49pm On Feb 28, 2017
hernandson:
everyone and their hussle,at least she is not a hooker

what's the difference?

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Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 4:38pm On Feb 28, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
On behalf of africans we hereby denounce her.


and reject her

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Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 3:56pm On Feb 28, 2017
VulgarLee:
person sister sad sad sad

truth
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2017
plainol:
Do white ladies come to Africa to do this?

Later, she will come back home and start forming big Madam.

am telling you
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 3:00pm On Feb 28, 2017
LadyAngelica:
Her life, her businesssmiley

seriously?
Romance / Re: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 2:57pm On Feb 28, 2017
Oyind17:
Shame no dey again.

this is too extreme

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Romance / See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by lola024(f): 2:52pm On Feb 28, 2017
I have seen a lot of craziness..... crazy people are all over everywhere... I can also be crazy sometimes......

However, there is a difference between craziness and foolishness...... Why would a rational woman do this just for money.

This is a shame...... that's what I think..... What do you think?
Am starting to believe that the End is near truly

what video below and tell me what you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBJFx02lP7Q

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Romance / Re: ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 2:38pm On Feb 25, 2017
gohzieh:


something educative. Or aint you tired of your usual style?

I bet he have a stlye
Romance / Re: ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 2:38pm On Feb 25, 2017
yorhmienerd:
Most of people that will Bash the OP will still try it with their BF/GF/Wife/Husband.
Bloody Hypocrites.

Want an adventrous intimacy life? get Karma Sultra.

thanks my Man

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Romance / Re: ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 9:46am On Feb 25, 2017
dacovajnr:
Madness Abound in Abundance on NL grin grin

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Romance / ‘I Tried A New Sex Position Every Day For A Week—here’s What Happened’ by lola024(f): 9:36am On Feb 25, 2017
Mira and Jack* have been married for over a decade and are bored with their three go-to sex positions. Here's what happened when they accepted our seven-day challenge to try a new move every night.

My husband and I have always had a pretty good sex life. But to be honest, we have our few tried-and-true positions that we use almost all the time. After being together for 11 years, we know what works for us, and on most nights it's just easier to go with what you know. But since we both agreed we were in a routine, we felt ready to switch things up with a new sex position every night for a week. That's more times than we usually have sex (two to three times a week is normal for us), but we were ready to get creative and flexible (literally—just keep reading).

DAY 1: BUTTER CHURNER
Jack started to laugh when I revealed that I knew about this position because I had seen it in a porn. I lay down on my back with my legs in the air, and he literally squatted over me, dipping his penis in and out my vagina, like, yup, an old-fashioned butter churn. Jack was a little nervous about hurting my neck, but when I reassured him I was okay, we got into it. I think just doing something so different from our usual missionary, cowgirl, doggy style trifecta was a thrill for both of us.

DAY 2: STANDING WHEELBARROW
Since I've been taking yoga for a few years, it was easy to get into this position simply by assuming a downward dog pose. Hubs grabbed my legs and lifted them up and had nice, easy access to enter me (make things easier for yourself with this organic lube from the Women's Health Boutique). Honestly it was a little awkward to stay in this position for too long, but it was fun while it lasted.

DAY 3: LEAP FROG
Of course doggy style is one of our faves, but this variation had me with my arms, head, and chest down on the pillow. It was nice in that I felt like I was taking a little break—my guy was definitely doing all the work here (and, no, I didn't fall asleep, though I probably could have!). We both liked this one because it's not too complicated and it's just different enough from what we usually do to add a little spice.

DAY 4: BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
This is a position we used to do a lot when we first started dating, so for us it was kind of nostalgic—and hot. With Jack sitting in a chair, I simply backed up onto him, controlling the movement as I slid up and down.

DAY 5: COWBOY
We're a pretty open-minded couple, so we were game for a little gender role reversal this night. While I lay face-up on the bed with my legs together, Jack straddled me and tried to push himself into the opening between my legs. At first it felt a little silly to see him in what I felt was a really feminine position, but the sensations were so intense—for both of us—that we both finished quickly in this position. (This remote-controlled couples massager is like nothing you've experienced before. Are you game?)

DAY 6: SEASHELL
There aren't many sex positions that leave me feeling as exposed as this one—but in a good way. As I lay back on the bed, my ankles crossed behind my head—did I mention how handy yoga comes in?—I was totally open for Jack. He loved the view and I was really turned on by the feeling of being so open for him. (Check out these ridiculous stories from sex ed class.)

DAY 7: FACE OFF
This night, we sat facing each other during sex and it was an extremely intimate encounter. Jack sat cross-legged while I got on top of him. There was definitely some gazing-into-your-soul eye contact going on, which I'll admit is probably a bit much for our usual 11 p.m. quickie—but it was pretty awesome to feel so connected during sex.

The verdict: Overall it was fun to try new positions—and just to have sex a lot more than usual. We'll probably take a few of these and incorporate them into our regular sex life. But really, it was just the idea of switching things up a little that helped to make sex feel new again. So I'd say mission accomplished!

The article [b]I Tried A New Sex Position With My Husband Every Day For A Week, And Here's How It Went [/b]originally appeared on Prevention.

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Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by lola024(f): 6:28pm On Feb 17, 2017
See how guys....... Assassined my story and give birth to another one
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by lola024(f): 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2017
SaintAlbert53:

Forgiven....
Oya better start sweet one o.. Make she be runs gal for dz one.. #winks

Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by lola024(f): 3:57pm On Feb 17, 2017
SaintAlbert53:

Olodo... He killed all d animals n nt her...
Btw, why u go just come end story like dat?


oh my God......lmaooooooo
Romance / Re: Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by lola024(f): 3:56pm On Feb 17, 2017
These is fun..... I fucking love you Guys....... I can't stop laughing.....

some of you changed the destiny of the story.... some killed it.... some destroyed the story line.... some even ended story again......

I give up...... argaahahaha...... am laughing hard
#LordZero
#Tapdance
#enuk80
ect..... you ended my story

#Fayded.... you tried to make it interesting......

#TrapQueen dearie..... you see how nairalanders change the destiny of the Little Girl in the cave

but is is fun.....

Thanks to you all

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Romance / Add To The Story With One Sentence (intellectuals Only) by lola024(f): 3:28pm On Feb 17, 2017
As the title suggests, you need to add onto the story using one sentence.

Rules:
1. Must be in a complete sentence. Incomplete sentences are not accepted.
2. The sentence must be short, nothing too long.
3. No swearing, and nothing inappropriate. There are kids watching!
4. Be as random as you want, just not too random. It has to make some sense.
5. Only I can end the story to start a new one.
6. Please, only have your sentences. Nobody else's. This includes all of us.
7. No spamposting. Otherwise, the plot will get derailed.
8. Have fun! That's the point of all games on this forums, isn't it?


I'll start the story: "Once upon a time, there was a Little Girl who lived in a cave."

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