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Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 7:47pm On Dec 14, 2016
sweettease:
grin grin grin




If you are a Chelsea fan, I am going to drag you to third mainland bridge and.... You know the rest tongue



Tease.... your a girl..... do you really have that mind?
Romance / Re: See How Mmm Want To Kill This Woman's Husband by lola024(f): 4:39pm On Dec 14, 2016
So sowie
Romance / Hot Game (Romancelanders Lets Have Fun) by lola024(f): 11:14am On Dec 14, 2016
Some Guys ruin it the other time.... Please let's keep at it..... Please don't encourage failure... Thanks for ur understanding.

We start at 50.

If the next person to post is a guy, he'll take away two.

If the next person to post is a girl, she'll add two.

If we reach 0, guys win.

If we reach 100, girls win.

You can NOT double post or subtract/add more than two points at a time.

Only me can Quote anybody

Let me start

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Romance / Re: 15 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by lola024(f): 11:08am On Dec 14, 2016
Thanks for checking guys
Romance / Re: A Very Romanic Short Story "Dirty Dancing" Only Adults Please.... by lola024(f): 11:08am On Dec 14, 2016
Lolz
Romance / Re: How Many Days Or Months Or Years Can You Do Without Sex by lola024(f): 10:59am On Dec 14, 2016
Annie939:
Two years


So You are really ready to kill someone
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 10:49am On Dec 14, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
grin wink kiss

Oh.... so you are RoyalBlack..... *coughs*
Romance / Re: Why Do You Guys Hate Using Condom? (guys Come In Here!) by lola024(f): 10:47am On Dec 14, 2016
BabaRamota1980:
Lola,
na wah for you o! So this thread still dey gather strength. I saw your reply nau. I go keep my graphic for another day. I know you will soon open another condom topic. You and condom na like 5 and 6 grin grin grin

wink


Lolzzz..... u are really cracking me up.... lmaoooo
Romance / Re: Condom Types And How They Can Improve Your Sex Life (discovery) by lola024(f): 10:45am On Dec 14, 2016
TIDDOLL:
sad undecidedLola you should seriously consider opening a Sex shop.

I already have a forum and u have not joined..... so thanks for the advice

http://www.moral24.com
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 10:40am On Dec 14, 2016
makydebbie:
my dear I'm having issues registering especially that image box

I will send u an email now..... then you please reply.... thanks.... I know av gat ur back.. . Smiles
Romance / Re: Question Of The Day by lola024(f): 10:35am On Dec 14, 2016
Arghhh.... can anyone interpret this in.... hmmm.... English?
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, Here Are Top 5 Reasons Why Your Vagina Stink by lola024(f): 10:32am On Dec 14, 2016
#Shy

When a girl is dirty, no way.... If u are clean, u gat no issue
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of People That Can't Do Without Womanizing by lola024(f): 10:31am On Dec 14, 2016
Tch
Romance / Re: Top 10 - Popular Herpes Dating Sites With User Reviews by lola024(f): 10:30am On Dec 14, 2016
cool
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 10:28am On Dec 14, 2016
Debbie.... you will push Anika Away... u don't have any idea.....

Anika and Makydebbie.... Join my forum asap.... I gat something special for u.... thanks.... http://www.moral24.com
Romance / Re: Cutest Kwara State Corper by lola024(f): 10:25am On Dec 14, 2016
Oh my God..... shes so cute..... arghhh.....
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 10:18am On Dec 14, 2016
Aniker:
No thanks! Come let's go to church


Lolzzz...... who is the HoeFucker Guy.... please join my forum http://www.moral24.com and PM me.... You have talents...
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 10:15am On Dec 14, 2016
hoefucker:


who is this?.................I was expecting to be behind people like lola024, aniker, susan404undecided


I will just strap him into my car and take him to the nearest psychiatric hospitalangry

Lmaooo..... am laughing really hard
Romance / Re: Condom Types And How They Can Improve Your Sex Life (discovery) by lola024(f): 7:16am On Dec 14, 2016
sinaj:
Pictures or I don't believe it sad

sinaj is that you
Romance / Re: Condom Types And How They Can Improve Your Sex Life (discovery) by lola024(f): 7:15am On Dec 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Condoms are great but still I personally prefer raw cheesy

Oh... Queen....are u kidding me..... Pregnancy.... STD and more....
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 7:10am On Dec 14, 2016
Pinkdiamondz:
I will offer her breakfast in bed embarassed


oh... I hope you know am not above you
Romance / Condom Types And How They Can Improve Your Sex Life (discovery) by lola024(f): 7:08am On Dec 14, 2016
Morning Everyone..... Still on CONDOM ISSUE.....
Safe sex doesn’t have to be boring, just because you use condoms. Here’s your guide to picking the right one to spice up your bedroom escapades!

Condoms are one of the important commodities a dating man must have in addition to breath-freshening gum and a sense of humor. It’ll never hurt to have one or two in your man pouch for those unexpected sexual encounters. Plus, you never know if your lady prospect is a “no glove, no love” type.

Aside from providing protection from sexually transmitted diseases and as a means of contraception, these fun balloons can also serve you by increasing your and your partner’s chance to have steamy, hot sex.

A condom or “rubber” is a type of a barrier device that is put on an erect penis prior to sexual intercourse. It was used as a form of birth control, and later as a deterrent from acquiring sexually transmitted diseases such as syphilis, HIV, etc.

Early condoms were made from various materials such as leather, animal intestines, and chemically-treated linen. These types were usually flimsy and were not as effective compared to modern condoms and were only available to the upper classes because of its high cost. One early patron was 18th century Venetian adventurer, spy, and womanizer Giacomo Casanova. He even tested his “anti-birth caps” by blowing in them to make balloons to check for holes.

As technology and the industry progressed, rubber-based condoms, and later polyurethane, would become the standard material for manufacturing your trusty “fiveskin.” In addition, STD awareness provided an avenue for increased public demand for condoms to facilitate safe sex.

Know your sheath
For a condom to properly serve its purpose, one must choose the right type that would fit *pun not intended* into your sexual lifestyle. Don’t just pick a random box in the mini mart, just because you like the packaging. Read the label and know what it does. If you’re too shy to spend a minute to read in the aisle because of awkward stares from fellow shoppers, do your online research beforehand.
Here are some of the things you should consider before purchasing your love glove:

#1 Size. Most manufacturers offer standard size condoms that would fit most men, but it is very important for each user to know the exact condom fit for themselves. Condoms should fit around the penis snugly without slipping during action, and should not be too tight to strangle your dong into a gangrenous lump.

For those guys in the far ends of the curve, you don’t need to worry, small and XL sizes are also available. A gentle reminder: an ill-fitting condom can ruin good sex by slipping off if it’s too loose, and ruining your future by tearing, if it’s too small.

#2 Thickness. Standard condoms are usually 0.04 – 0.07mm thick and are designed to withstand average coital friction without tearing. For heavy duty action, thick condoms above 0.09mm are available for guys into rough action, such as anal sex, as these activities produce more friction that would wear down standard condoms. For couples who would rather opt for slow, tai-chi methodical sex, you may choose thin or super thin condoms that would sacrifice durability for extra pleasure.

#3 Material. As discussed, modern condoms are made of rubber latex derivatives. Latex is predominant as it is cheap and durable compared to other materials. For those people who are allergic to latex, you may choose to use polyurethane or polyisoprene-based condoms. Other manufacturers even regress to making lamb skin condoms for people who aren’t squeamish about wrapping their junk in animal parts.

#4 Male/female condoms. Condoms are also available for women, which appears larger and more firm than its male counterpart. The downside for this type is that it is more expensive and much harder to obtain than male condoms. Female condoms are for those couples who would like to skip the interlude of having to put the condom and ruin the pre-intimacy momentum.

Novelty condoms
Yearly, the sex industry is making lots of interesting stuff to help couples enjoy their sex life, condoms included. Once you’ve learned the basics of choosing and using condoms, try to spice things up by introducing these kinky, novelty condoms to surprise your partner. You can choose one that would best fit the mood, or if you’re both curious and open-minded, try to deviate from the normal categories and try these:

....... Its getting more rough and too sexy... so please read on below
Condom Types and How They Can Improve Your Sex Life CONTINUATION

Moral24 A World OF Fantasy
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 7:00am On Dec 14, 2016
Stretchi:

OK I'll gv her anoda round

better..... Real Men don't Rape
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 6:30am On Dec 14, 2016
Stretchi:
I will rape her

rape.... shes beside you already
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 6:28am On Dec 14, 2016
suzan404:
grin grin

suzan
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Woke Up With The Person Above You ? (GAME TIME) by lola024(f): 8:43pm On Dec 13, 2016
dingbang:
Lola024 see if na u dey beside me wen I wake up, I go press Dat ur breast...

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