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Mcowubaba:
During the last election, one of my relative kept on disturbing me, on how Buhari is the best thing after orgasmm, and why I should support him.

I warned him that Buhari is an unrepentant ethnic bigot, who has nothing to offer and his track record is nothing to talk about, but he vehemently refused, he said I was supporting Corruption, that Change is constant.
Fast forward earlier this year, he said he lost his job due to Economic issues in Nigeria, the company he worked with were trying to downsize, he is asking me for money now

I told him to go to and apply for NPOWER or register for the 5K for poorest citizens

Before you insult me or say I'm insensitive, I can give you his account number and details, so as a Patriot as my friend Sarki will say, you can help him with some money.
I don't have any money for Buhari's supporters , I'm broke

Even all this Almajiri the rounded up to vote for Buhari, I have advised people to stop giving them money
Their brother is in Power

People need to be responsible for their actions

Gbam!!

madridguy:
I will blame the satanic party for anything even not been able to see igbo lady to marry, na pdp cause am

aha! 250k talking.

madridguy:

You also find it ridiculous too right but u just cant condemn them because of 250k per month u sold ur conscience with thus the sheepish smile.

And my GF dump me!

Op u wicked o!

E don be!

Lol
Dickoff!

sarrki:
OK boss

Shame on you!

Na today?

After this torture then what?

Is it a crime to cheat on ones partner in that country?
I doubt if this was a cheat matter, it seams like she is under police interrogation.

Is that why u planned increasing lekki toll fare?

He is the same buhari yesterday, today and tomorrow, always a tyrant, jihadist and a bigot!

You were scammed by tinubu to vote him.

Power of social media.

Is it BEIN sports that said so or Olopade mayowa the dstv agent?

sKeetz:
Op, where is ikorodu on your list?!?

Baddoo cancelled it.

Abeg how much be kwese tv? This pipo no serious.

Fuçk dstv still.

Me sef confuse! I had to read the article as if I get exam.

American should chill jare, their own still better nah, na for here one minister say masquerade dressing will provide 100,000 jobs to the unemployed youths.

Are these not old pics?

Ask nnamdi kanu

yarimo:
I swap the ever dormant FAYOSE of ekiti state for YAHAYA BELLO of kogi state

But u r not from ekiti naa

bakynes:
Nothing to see, all Nigerians of all tribes will be allowed to own properties but I can assure you preference will be given to Yoruba Elites over other tribe elites because we own the territory.

Oba Saheed Elegushi, Oba of Oniru and many other kings in that territory, whose land they are developing will be allocated some houses and apartment.

Make we dey see eeeh!!

kelvinUchiha:
Hi Nairalanders,

I just packed into a new house last month and things have been moving really fast for me. So much stress and I had spent a lot of money furnishing my apartment and moving stuffs. So, two weeks ago my neighbour came to my house to greet me(as new neigbour things) I was very excited because she was beautiful and around my age bracket. I told her to come in, this was around 11:00 am i offered her a drink and we were talking about so many things.

I found out she was just my type of girl quiet and intelligent. We talked about the previous tenants and she told me my house was fine. I was happy, I said finally all the stress from packing was worth it. She left by 6:45 pm that day. The next day, I saw her spreading clothes outside so I approached her, we greeted and she asked me if I've eaten. I said no so she said she cooked spaghetti and she would bring for me. She arrived with the food, I thought to myself this must be a wife material o. We were both eating till she said let her feed me. Like play like play I'd feed her and she'd feed me. Before I said Jack Robinson we were already kissing and smooching.

I wasn't with my condom and I wasn't prepared but I felt this girl was a nice and innocent girl. She probably just likes me. So I gently removed her clothes like a gentle man and we had sex. I swore to myself I won't release early or get tired so at least she would feel me and come back for more.
We enjoyed ourselves, we were happy and I know she enjoyed it as well, she held my hand and we were stack naked gisting for about 20 minutes staring at each others eyes.

So eventually she went home.

After three days, I went to ease myself only to see white pus from my penis that morning. I was so surprised. My heart started beating and I rushed to my phone I googled it and I got things like UTI, gonorrhea, staph, HIV. I was really scared. I called her, she came and she was normal. I didn't tell her about it. I just wanted to find out if she purposely gave it to me but she seemed like she didn't know. I travelled home to see my mum.
I went for test spent about 3k for urethral swab, blood test and urine analysis.

It came back positive for Staphylococcus. I was so annoyed at myself for not using a condom the same time relieved that it was negative for HIV. I spent a total of 9k on drugs and injection and I came back home. Mind you, I bought two packs of condom in case.

I like this girl and she likes me but I wasted one week treating the staph without telling her and if I tell her now she would see me as a bad person and I don't know how she would react if I tell her she gave it to me. I'm really confused because I don't want to lose the relationship. My mind is telling me not to tell her and continue using condom( she's very sweet) but I love her and I don't want it to be harmful to her but she may decide not to give me sex again. I'm worried.

Please for matured minds okay. Its really important, life is at stake.
Thanks.

You dont love her! You just love the free sex and u r scared of loosing the sex if u tell her.

If u really love her, you will tell her and encourage her to go for treatment.

rafhell:
Buhari is not fit to rule this country. PERIOD.
take it or leave it.

He is not ruling the country!

Tension532:
them no feed the chickens well
buh yhur post is useless sha

No mind am

bakynes:
Which 40% ? Without even paying many Yoruba elites will be given free Apartments and houses for free. The likes of Tinubu, Ambode, Obasa,Fashola,Oba Saheed Elegushi, Osinbajo,Eleganza boss Razak Okoya,Bola shagaya, Mike Adenuga, Femi Otedola,Wale Tinubu etc

Make we dey see naa

I will only find this interesting if that toe tag bears buhari!

Clerverly:
Ipob Pigs are not going to be happy with this development...

people that will own 40% of properties there? Keep fooling yourself.

Joemavel:
Ronaldo is such a useless player when you take away goals from him. Messi creates play, works on midfield, throw passes and get on the end of the ball to finish off goal, who on earth wouldn't reason that. Dude should nt be referred to as winger anymore, he's always in 9 position. Pple score and madrid wins Ronaldo will never be happy, always wanting to be the one to score taking all the glory, whereas you'll see messi so happy even creating the goals for others.

Why is ronaldo's best player award eating barca fans up? Is it because he equalled messi's award?

marcoreus:
The only team whose loss breaks the entire motherfucking internet b'cos losing is so rare at Real Madrid! #HalaMadrid

I pray you guys keep breaking the internet.

SuperSuave3:
this match leaves me wondering how that crappy united team beat spurs during the last weekend. Could it be due to the absence of Kane?

Chelsea fan spotted!

buygala:
Men who get aroused by these kind of brezz are totally capable of getting aroused by the brezz of grandmas and greatgrandmas.....


So Ruggedman is a potential Grandmotherfvcker

Is it only boobies that get you aroused?