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QUOTES FROM THE BACHELOR!!!

These thread is created for bachelor's only, if you are not a bachelor...

Stay out!!!

So bachelor's in the house, I will be dropping the bachelor quotes from time to time....

So hold your seat and enjoy the ride....!

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It looks like nairaland doesn't allow someone to post multiple pictures...?

But from time to time I will be posting it...

After killing innocent people

I just hope anaconda no dey that water, because na go una go soon go....

Natbrowny:
Please don't ask me what my family did to deserve this Disownership, is a long story so I can't write it down....!


Lawyers in the house over to you....!


My 2CENTS.
YOU DON'T NEED A LAWYER in this case, U NEED A PLUMBER AND RADIONIC views to guide you.

Am referring to lawyers not you....!

SultanYoung:
Hahahahah, you pay your papa for all the fuccccccck we him do before you mama conceive you and you go pay you mama for all the trauma she has been through in the period of pregnancy the pains, trauma, tears and stress.

And you go pay every Penney wey your parent spend to feed your miserable life.

If you can't afford it the the best way is for them to send you back to GOD so that you can come on your own.


How you check am.


@everyone

When I say disown family members (father and mother excluded) and (father and mother side included) there is a difference bros....

Am not disowning my parents but there side?

Lawyers in the house, I want to file a case against my family members, a legal case of Mass Disownership against them....

Please I want to know how it works, the amount of Money involved, and whether it needs the family members to be present from both side or it doesn't require them to be present....!


Please do well to reply if you know how it works, it is very important to me..... I just want to know how it works so I will plan when to do it, planning on doing it this year....

Please don't ask me what my family did to deserve this Disownership, is a long story so I can't write it down....!


Lawyers in the house over to you....!

Jennyclay:
When a stingy man is looking for a wife, any woman that asked him for money is not a wife material.

The truth is, No relationship last without money.
No relationship leads to marriage without money.

A song writer said love is sweet but when money enter love is sweeter. Common sense should tell you stingy men that's how relationships works!!

Even relationship with God you must drop offerings and sacrifices.

So now tell me why can't you spend money and sacrifice things for your girlfriend

I told a stingy man that I urgently need 60k to sought out some things, one need to see his reaction, he began to show me records of how some costumer bought goods and are yet to balance up. Telling me different stories just because of common 60k , He said he can only send me 25k, I just told him I'm not suffering that he should keep his dirty 25k to himself.

I don't know why you men will just tight your hands kakaraka!! Na wa oo!! So disgusting . It's better to say you don't have then telling me nonsense stories!

You men want true love but you don't want to spend money. Shior!!!

You haven't seen anything yet, the man that gave you that 25k is a fool, he shouldn't have given you shi shi, your gender is just a liability to the male genders, offering absolutely nothing....?

If all men will embrace being a bachelor, you guys won't be relevant?

Lawyers in the house, I want to file a case against my family members, a legal case of Mass Disownership against them....

Please I want to know how it works, the amount of Money involved, and whether it needs the family members to be present from both side or it doesn't require them to be present....!


Please do well to reply if you know how it works, it is very important to me..... I just want to know how it works so I will plan when to do it, planning on doing it this year....

Please don't ask me what my family did to deserve this Disownership, is a long story so I can't write it down....!


Lawyers in the house over to you....!

BABANGBALI:
Members of this club Una happy Sunday. Valentine is around the corner, i hope you're all preparing to receive and lick new plates?

You are a big shame..

OduduwaNow:
Bandit apprehended in Abuja disguised as pastors attending burial, with explosive and other materials discovered in coffin.


@General Ditari.

Leader Ijaw Republic Course.

They are covered by the blood of AK 47 and Pistles not there so called Christ....

Ignorant mofos...?

Alwizkidi:
I am a serving Corps members serving in Kano state. I have never had a relationship through my time in school, NYSC gave me the opportunity to try new things.

In the means of getting customers as a new corps member in Kano, I joined a digital learning group, I noticed bayero university student are ones occupied the group. After some times, I started sending cold dm to all members to save my contact, that I will do well to save theirs, all in the name of getting buyers for my graphic design jobs.

After some weeks, I posted a joke that who ever have interest in me should like my status. I was so surprised to see a lady which happens to BUK student.

We chatted for some times, we discussed about her past relationship and what causes breakup between her last partner. The lady told me she's a feminist, I didn't see that as a red flag because I am engrossed in chattings with her.

As a novice in the relationship matter, I asked her if we can be dating which she accepted, within 10 days of meeting her, I invited her to my room where I had my first kiss with a lady, and other sorts of sexual play. Its very hard for me to Bleep her because I am still a virgin but I tried my best not to make it known to her I am still a virgin, but She noticed that I don't know how to kiss, 😂 am just trying to form what I am not. Hmmm

Throughout the time we being together, she has never say hi to me for once, I am the one messaging her throughout (red flag).

Recently she made a nonsense move which makes me realise the lady want to turn me to ATM(maga).

I didn't message her for like 7 days hoping she will message me one day, I waited for the time but it never comes so I messaged her to know how far about her, you can't believe after some lines of chattings the lady screenshot her data balance to me saying her data is about to finished. I told her my guy that used to sub for her is fast asleep(it's a lie). We chatted for some time till she stop replying, I guessed her sub finished that night.
Next day, I saw her WhatsApp status and I sent her a greetings but she refused to reply. I send another the next that why are you ignoring my message, she started saying rubbish things like I didn't sub for her, she was sick that's why she didn't reply. I asked her but you are updating your status every minutes.

She's started saying I am talking nonsense, if she type that it won't pain me like voice note she sent. Its being a long someone say rubbish things to me like that. How can I 200 level be addressing me that way. I wait till evening time before I took the decision to forget about her, so I didn't reply her nor block her, I just deleted her contact.

After two weeks, I discussed with my colleague, he told me I lose because I didn't have sex with her that she chop my money bla bla bla.
He told me either I forget about her for life or I should tried to connect with her again and say sorry to her just to invite her again to side in order to Bleep her badly.

I am the one to decide for myself though, I just want to seek advices from experience people here.

Why get humiliated by a useless bitch for sex, when you can masturbate as you like for free, why seek a relationship with a modern day bitch with all the stress and suffering that follows them, when you can be a full time bachelor and have peace....

Bachelor for life!

Shinjawestern:
"No Girl Is Genuinely Happy Until She Gets Married"

Nigerian woman reveals.

How true is this?

You haven't seen anything, useless gold diggers....

Bachelor for life!

See them, useless infested ashawos....

Bachelor for life!

SultanOfAbia:
If i arrange a date with a girl and on that day.
When its time to meet I call her
Her phone rings she dosent pick
I give a gap of 30 minutes

The moment i call the 2nd time and she dosent pick up
I block her number immediately

This has resulted to girls in campus gossiping that i have hot temper amd cant take no for an answer.

Me i like being straightfoward
If you agree on a date and on the day of the date, you give excuse or no pick up calls.
I immediately block the girl

I dont care what happened
I block and move on
Some of them come back to explain omo i don move be say i don move.

My sisters are warning me that im being extreme with women. And it will backfire on me. But i no send them

Be a bachelor and have peace, there is nothing any woman can offer you....

If you focused your energy on building yourself and being a bachelor, you would have archived alot early... Rather you used those times to stay with a cunt....?

Tobichima:
2 days ago while fapping, i noticed a lump in my ball sack, i thought it was a 3rd ball growing. Then i saw an area on the outside of my sack, reddish with a dull ache.. But if i put pressure its painfull. The lump in particular is not that painful and fixed to the reddish area on the outside(unlike the balls that can move freely).

At first i thought it was a result of insect bite(maybe ant) then i applied lotion, but it did not go down.... Now the lump is almost the size of a ball.... Please how do i go about it?

When masturbating use pomade not Vaseline or other irritating stuffs, it feels cozy when using pomade....

I masturbate like 5 times a day with pomade am sound and healthy, do the same....

Maybe you are the type, that use soda soap very dangerous....

annsings:
Wife handles husband like a child, repeatedly tells him to 'shut up' Wife handles husband like a child, repeatedly tells him to 'shut up'

A Nigerian wife treats her husband like a child as she repeatedly orders him to “shut up,” but he refuses to comply.

This incident, captured in a video currently trending on X (formerly Twitter), shows the husband lying on a bed while his wife sits comfortably on top of him.

In the video, the husband can be heard expressing his frustrations, revealing that he has been restraining himself from retaliating despite being repeatedly slapped by his wife.

As he speaks, the wife interrupts, sternly commanding him to “shut up.” However, he defiantly responds that he will not be silenced.


Visibly irritated by his defiance, the wife begins to deal with him, repeatedly saying, “Tolulope, shut up there, shut up. I said you should shut up.”


Despite her insistence, the man remains firm, refusing to stop talking, all while refraining from laying hands on her.

As the video gained traction online, concerned individuals flooded the comment section to share their thoughts on the troubling scenario.

See some reactions below:

@dscrb: “Even if this is a movie Men shouldn’t act such role for any amount offered. End.”




@punintended123: “The man na werey, him family suppose disassociate with am.”




@Wizzy_porche009: “I’ve not seen a comment from that that gender since I dey scroll. If na other way round en go Don set ringlight.”




@thecharmingvybz: “You no go ever see any woman comment for this kain post but if na reverse, quotes go don flow.”




@Ezera505: “Na skit be dis abiii movie ? Cus I don’t understand why she’s acting like the bread winner here.”


@chidiisjohn: “He was there watching, but if that guy stood up and raised his hand, he would be the first to jump at him.”


@Betcrypto9jap: “Ok wait, he is the victim the answer is who knows what the man might have done to her? If the reverse stands in A sane man should not raise hand on her woman. Life is not just fair for men. For me? Nothing will ever keep me in this position at first plus she must DN collect wella.”


@Buchi_Resources: “And someone is there supervising the right domestic violence because she is on top of him dealing with him, rubbish.”


@OIsiokhere: “How did you even marry such a woman who beats you. As a man will strong, firm and don’t take any form of disrespect or it will grow and eventually swallow you then you can do shit just like this man.”


@Kogi1son: “If you report her with this video she will be deported . She will cry her life out.”

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE
https://agen.com.ng/wife-handles-husband-like-a-child-repeatedly-tells-him-to-shut-up/

If he was a bachelor, he won't have faced such in the first place.....


Bachelor for life....!

Sex is all this useless girls can offer, nothing else.... oh I forgot masturbation replaced it so they offer nothing to a man....

Nigeria actors are not paid very well, tufiakwa for this country, if you want to survive and get paid very well as an actor go to Hollywood....

You can't compare Hollywood pay to Nollywood pay..... There is a big difference between the two?

Next thing is to be sleeping with married men's wife on purpose without the man's knowledge wholeheartedly accepted by the cheating wife....

Is so unfortunate no religious bigot, came up with a valid response.....

All of them beating around the bush, covering there murderous God in a bit of disguise....

Chuckles

Mercisharelove:
So many dead people, I mean folks who came from their graves are attending churches, are also in the streets and at your markets. Selling and buying. In the churches, most of them choir leaders and members of choristers oh my God.

This is completely disheartening and at the same confusing. What can we do? You need to have an eye 👁️ to see and ear to hear, or you are doomed forever. Oh men, who would save you from the wrath to come??. Only CHRIST JESUS!


I saw this and I am really disturbed how men are not able to see the truth.

You saw nothing!

Dtruthspeaker:
Exactly the mannequin saying you are plastic because it is plastic, hence why you are just foolishly repeating yourself.

Why are you just a nuisance, defending a God that you ain't sure will defend you when you need him the most....?

Arrant rubbish

Religious people can't give valid points, so they result to insults....

LordBiden:
Father lord God,forgive him for he knows not what he is saying.

Of course I know what am saying, it's your likes that don't want to accept the simple and plain truth?

Fireoflife:
It's the other way around bro. Humanity does not love God one bit. He says if you love me keep my commandments. Je even sent his son to us

Then why did your God program humanity to be like this?

And why did he also create hell for innocent humans that doesn't no anything that happened in the beginning, but was program by God to do wrong so that they can go to hell and suffer an eternity punishment after enough suffering on earth by your heartless God??

Lots of Questions but answer this one...!

Big time shit of the century....!

You religious diicks are full time losers like your stupid God....!

Front page please, religious people deserve to listen to the bitter truth.....

Fûcking losers...?