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Holyfield1:
Is Nairobi in Kenya?

Haba!!!! It's in gwagwalada beside iya joshua shop.

[quote author=WalkerMichael post=44528657]hahahahah!!! someone should please caption this...[the leaders them are dem role model

Mologi:
Eh.....ok wen i get to jand i go tell any gal....pls can we have sex..

N i will see stars in a minute...


Mo n wa iyawo ooo

You lost one? Send her pic over and report to the police for publication.

[i][/i]what a wicked frog looking animals. They should start eating the remains naw

AdoraAmadi:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why do you think he's crying?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/nigerian-groom-cries-on-his-brides.html

no be everybody dey like to dey see crowd. To me, he's just shy and the wife just encouraging him to look up....#gbam

Flexherbal:
Hope this is not April fool?
Today is no longer first of April.

I heard it and thought but thought the guy telling me was April fooling me until I saw it online goal.com for that matter.

Jose Mourinho has been named the new head coach of Nigeria following the departure of interim Samson Siasia.

Mourinho signed a four-year contract to take charge of the Super Eagles, while Mutiu Adepoju, Kanu Nwankwo and Peter Rufai join him as his backroom staff.

The former Chelsea coach will be tasked with qualifying Nigeria for the 2018 World Cup having missed out of the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations billed for Gabon.

The 53-year-old had been linked with Manchester United job but has agreed a deal with Nigeria which is due to last until 2020, after Sunday Oliseh quit his post on February 25, 2016.

"I have the pleasure to confirm I have committed to a legendary African side, with the massive challenge of qualifying for the Russia 2018 World Cup," Mourinho told Goal.

"I am lucky because for years I had the fortune to coach big teams like Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid, and now I have the opportunity to coach another big team like Nigeria. It is an honour and I want to keep winning.

"We have a duty to prove we are the best team in Africa and also do well at the 2018 World Cup.

“I’d like to thank the Nigeria Football Federation for believing in me and with their backing, I am confident that we can build a stronger Super Eagles,” he concluded.

Mourinho will be presented at a media conference on Friday at the Abuja National Stadium.

Please house, how do I get the driver for HP deskjet 1280 driver for all windows

I will advice henceforth you should start wearing oversize and unattractive make up and your storyline will change in less than two days

Where in the bible did you see Adam telling eve 'I love you' or Joseph telling Mary ' I love you'.

Endtime excuse

That is the reason why #tortology

I'm loving this APC government the more. If it is to be the defeated party, no explanation will pop out cuz it's gonna be straight to action. I think it's high time they start seeking people opinion before embarking on any project.

It's government for the top politicians by the politicians for the politicians.

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Chai see money. Security must tight for that grave yard o, else hungry guys go burst am live.

I hope them she are listening now. Nkechi, chidinma, where una dey

Haha haha! You make sense

Bros, that ain't grass but rug. Rug don't grow even if you wet it with water.

Buy her gifts and yet no will always remain the answer. I'm wise now though

Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

. I think that's me in a jiffy. Im not that introvert person though. Thanks OP for these wonderful realization

Paroman: After losing surprisingly to the congolese team in Calabar on Saturday, the super eagles were hoping to get maximum points against the bafana bafana of South Africa tonight but could just muster a drab goalless draw. After watching our match today, what is your view of our performance?

. Lol! they played like second division team. I rep Naija no matter what.

tejpot: Well they are looking for a man that will be boxed enough to service the beauty. You don't expect them to patronize poor guys eeh? The more beautiful they are the more expensive they are to maintain

that's artificial beauty well defined

With all happiness and pleasure, i offer you this efo (tete) as a token of my love to you. Mtchew, flower shop don pack up cuz dem no dey sell

Contact me for all type of survey work. Surveying, the bedrock of all meaningful development.

To be frank and sincere, when you are in a position and finds out that most of the junior colleage is earning more than you do. You next action will be what ASUU are demonstrating now. They need money to throw up like those in the assembly

A start to a successful Nigeria

She told me with a soft voice "honey, sincerely you are a cow" so romantic isn't it?

Ismahill: Phd 4 olodo rabata.pple wey sabi book sef nver gt Nd

You are one of the mumu of the highest order in the whole world

oladoya: why cant this useless woman try to get the degree from any of our Universities in Nigeria? She knew people will ask questions and if we should follow protocol with what her husband is doing, am sure she will use twelve years before obtaining anything.

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You be confirm mumu