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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 1:29am On Aug 19, 2019
Frodd is stupid.. imagine him whispering to Esther that when they leave the house he will make her squirt. That she doesn't have "water"in her body
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:31pm On Aug 18, 2019
If Nigerians crowd newspaper website or news channels site like they do this thread, we will not be a developing country..
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:06pm On Aug 18, 2019
Rosebloom:
Why am I feeling sad Joe is going cry

I didn't like him at first.... Buh now
Well! too late

My cocky Joe


He has really used the short time to make something for himself.
This is arising from the stupidity of Biggie.
How can Joe who was in the winning team be up with those in losing team. Everything Nigerian reeks of upsidedown reasoning. What is the motivation for giving your best effort when burdened with weaklings. Diana, Gedoni,.....I'm sure Biggie didn't think this would play out. He condoned Tacha's wild outbursts and didn't consider it provocation, now someone with real provocation abilities is being sent home. Bleep you Biggie. You messed up big time, this year. The show has lost its integrity due to your selective interpretation of rules. And Biggie should learn to punish immediately a violation is committed not wait for it to accumulate and fraudulently merge them to award "final warning". Like Frodd last night, he should act immediately
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:29am On Aug 17, 2019
rahazaqa:
All housemates are having fun now including Seyi and Frodd.

Seyi no dey talk anybody serious.

While i agree Seyi is becoming more arrogant, I wanna ask, when Tacaha abused Frodd and even called out his family, why didn’t Frodd respond with this kind of energy he used tonight?.

If u no what i mean grin good night.
Any wise man knows you don't argue with a prostitute. Prostitutes have no boundaries and you will eventually may have to resort to physical violence to redeem yourself and resolve the situation. Either way, he'd be kicked out. So not worth it
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:21pm On Aug 16, 2019
Frodd narrating to Sir D , Mike and Joe seyi's cussing of Thelma's dead siblings. Biggies folly of sparing Seyi now being apparent. Seyi deserved a strike . Biggie will destroy this game with his own hands. Don't be surprised if there is a poor turnout for next year auditions because of the clear favouritism.... Everything Nigerian must be corrupted
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:14pm On Aug 16, 2019
The anonynous artist Mike is talking about is Banksy
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Undergoes Finger Surgery, Persuade Her Son To Kiss It by LongThickPenis(m): 3:45pm On Aug 16, 2019
I recommend she should go for brain transplant with a a goat
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2019
Davvymavvy:
The same people that told you they went to space some 60years are the same set of people that told you the earth is not flat.

Tell me, when technology was relatively crude, they could go to the space and same feat they can't replicate after 60years with advanced technology. You know why? Because they lie.

The truth about the shape of the earth is still a subject of debate.

Scripture even allude to the fact that the earth is shapeless
Explain the lunar eclipse shadow of earth gradually covers the moon and passes over
TravelRe: Despite The Introduction Of Over 800 Buses, This Still Happens In Lagos (PHOTOS) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2019
This is definitely inadequate.
Lagos population 18,000,000
Bus capacity estimated 60
This approximates to 300,000 people per bus. Even if you discount by50% for those have their own cars it means 150,000 people per bus to move about.
At least 5000 buses are needed to make a dent
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 1:28pm On Aug 14, 2019
Stephlena:
Jesu!!


see what that man is doing with his body.


Seyi sef shock
That is the most famous part of the tivi traditional dance. There was a famous man in the late 80s and really 99s that was know worldwide for this performance and entertained foreign dignitaries
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:50pm On Aug 13, 2019
NLmember:
Esther and fraud conversation

Esther: My mouth is smelling bread and sardine that I ate this morning (blows air from mouth into fraud face)

Fraud holds his breath and then turns away to start gasping after she is done blowing smelly bready mouth odour into his face.

Minutes later in the same conversation
Fraud asks a question and Esther tells him to ask her butt that question. He playfully moves his head to her butt and repeats the question.

Esther: You will not remove your head before I mess into your mouth.
Fraud: you will not try it, that's is so disrespectful


What really is esther obsession with smell and mess self?
The girl is dirty with capital DIRTY.
This morning while talking with omashola, Ike and another, she said she once did not have her bath for five days as a girl on holidays at home during secondary school.
I was shocked. She repeated it three times. Saying her mom would go out and she would just change clothes and give Impression that she had her bath.
Ike chipped in and said he had done same. As a guy, I can say he is a beast. Also, the cool temperate weather in US may make him tolerable. I even did similar in boarding house during water scarcity by doing rub and shine, water mixed with vaseline to appear clean with no exertion so as to reduce sweating.
But for a girl, in her father's house, past age of puberty, sweating and all, this is gross.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:01am On Aug 13, 2019
Altrarecords:
Really? When?
It was mentioned in the playback when Mercy broke the phone. It was recorded. That was why mercy wanted them to stop recording and got angry and smashed the phone. Mercy and Diane are lesbians or bisexual
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:39pm On Aug 12, 2019
HBB1:
This show is rigged!!!
Sadly. The his is the case with everything left in the hands of Nigerians. No suspicious allegations of fraud in BBnaija held in South Africa. Just the first in Naija and all manner of shameless rule bending is being displayed. Anyway, I don't vote. I pity the fools being scammed. O just hope Mike is not robbed in the process because he plays fair, but the organizers can't be trusted to do same
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:04pm On Aug 12, 2019
Biggie is corrupt. Counting Ike's offences seperately.Then counting Tasha's two ( Mike and Frodd) as a warning. And third as one ( Joe). Biggie has finally lost my respect. Thank God I don't vote in this shit
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:59pm On Aug 12, 2019
Rubbish.....Biggie saved Tasha . Final warning plus one strike is what? He is protecting Tasha
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:54pm On Aug 12, 2019
I hope Biggie has learnt his lesson. Next time he won't bring prostitute to the show
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:52pm On Aug 12, 2019
This is a sham. Biggie has used opportunity to keep Tasha in and rope the whole house in. Mercy deserves 1 strike for breaking phone.
Tasha deserves 3 strikes for Mike, Frodd, Joe.
Joe deserves 1 strike for provoking
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:47pm On Aug 12, 2019
Mercy and Diane kissed
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:34pm On Aug 12, 2019
Big brother needs to be logical and consistent in rules so as not to discredit this show further. Nowhere in the world do you rewarding success/winning with punishment. Imagine Joe on winning team, them Diane throws him back in.
This can create a lackadaisical attitude to competing when you know some team members beef you and your status as winning team member has no privilege. Just relax and face the eviction with all that are up unless it's an individual contests. Diane is an unstable team member that should be eliminated immediately from the group or house
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 7:35pm On Aug 12, 2019
Diane is foolish. Person who won for your team you throw up for nomination in save and replace
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 7:14pm On Aug 12, 2019
XXML33:
Mike doesn't know the Nigerian national anthem because he isn't Nigerian. I'm quite sure that he'll be able to recite the national anthem of Jamaica because that's his country.

Mike isn't a Nigerian. Mike is a Jamaican. Period!!
Stop exposing your stupidity.
Then tell the US or UK government not to grant citizenship to people born by one of their citizens and a foreigner. Yet people like you run to Europe and America to give birth to tap into opportunities and turn around to deny someone who has Nigerian blood by virtue of his mom. You are cheap, petty and negatively crafty
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 7:11pm On Aug 12, 2019
The people thinking out these games are not creative and vague with their rules. Why does everything Nigerian have to leave room for ambiguous interpretations and fraud
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 6:04pm On Aug 12, 2019
Mitjyland:
Its not because of her team. You don't know what's on her mind. Seyi has made a terrible mistake despite knowing Tacha is unpredictable. To me Tacha is the real game player.
Plz explain to me
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:27pm On Aug 12, 2019
LongThickPenis:
Even if 3seconds are deducted from Cindy's time, Seyi still beat her by time. But Cindy should win based on degree of difficulty of walking straight. Seyi was being smart by walking perpendicular to the line.
Seyi fell before he reached the finish line
The only reason I think Biggie gave it to Seyi is Cindy's timid nature. She may not be able to control the house based on instructions. But Cindy deserved to win
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:19pm On Aug 12, 2019
MamBi:
That’s true. Ran for about 2 seconds..
Even if 3seconds are deducted from Cindy's time, Seyi still beat her by time. But Cindy should win based on degree of difficulty of walking straight. Seyi was being smart by walking perpendicular to the line.
Seyi fell before he reached the finish line
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 1:22am On Aug 12, 2019
People is going to be in this kitchen- Tacha
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:53am On Aug 12, 2019
fitzmayowa:
Errrm Shey dey don shoot this Gedoni for mouth before nihuh The guy dey always close teeth talk...
Very funny grin
I'm even trying to speak like him with my teeth clenched but I can't. You may be right
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:43am On Aug 12, 2019
Gedoni is now dumb
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:40am On Aug 12, 2019
This situation between Kaffi and Gedoni is so unromantic. Na by force to be in relationship? Gefoni's body language is not that of a man in love. Don't force it. He last been lovely since breaking away from Kaffi
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:57pm On Aug 09, 2019
safarigirl:
That is how Ike and Tacha have ensured Elo and Enkay's early exit from the show....and the worst is that na them go top voting polls angry
Irony of Nigerian values
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:55pm On Aug 09, 2019
lamidebaby:
4 minutes trasha will still be here grin

[img]https://media./images/ba63bf7eb25955ab03c872b80b577b5b/tenor.gif[/img]
Even if you give one year. She will still not complete it

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