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EducationRe: UNILAG, Why Is There A Long Delay In Getting Our Academic Transcript? by LongThickPenis(m): 8:47pm On Oct 22, 2019
Then you guys should go to Yabatech and see hell. The women in transcript office openly tell you they will not process your transcript unless you gratify them. If not your transcript will be pending for up to three months. If you tip them, it may arrive within one month. This is after paying over 20,000 almost 30,000 for transcript and UPS courier. Why won't people leave the country
CelebritiesRe: Nina Onyenobi And Her New Boyfriend, Tony, Enjoy Their Vacation in Miami by LongThickPenis(m): 5:39pm On Oct 20, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Nina is a disgrace to daughters.
What size of pendulum or vanity lust will make someone who lost her father show no sign of grief or mourning.
Was that how useless her father was to her?

The man is just a few days dead and see how she is slutting her life away.

I don't only blame her, I also blame her father's ghost who hasn't deemed it fit to punish her for bringing such disrespect to his honour.

Reasons like this are why men like Wizkid are lucky that they don't have daughters.
It's shockingly sad. It's behaviour like this that makes MOST men crave sons over girls. Reason why Davido will celebrate a son's birth overzealously more than a daughter because when they come of age, they have the tendency to behave so shamelessly...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Pastor David Wilson Deserves Headies Award by LongThickPenis(m): 9:08am On Oct 20, 2019
And Tonto deserves award for Lunatic of the year
TravelRe: Lagos Bad Roads: Lists Of Roads Lagos Govt Will Be Working On Immediately by LongThickPenis(m): 3:40pm On Oct 14, 2019
AutoReportNG:
As it was earlier reported by AutoReportNG that Lagos Gov., Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu has declared a state of emergency on all Lagos roads and has mandated some selected construction companies to start work on rehabilitation as from today, you can read it here if you missed it.

AutoReportNG has it on good authority that some roads have been selected for urgent repairs and work will begin on this road starting from today.

The roads that will be rehabilitated and reconstructed include but are not limited to...

IKEJA ZONE
- Network of roads in Oregun

IKEJA G.R.A
- Network roads in Ikeja G- R- A

Badagry (from Agbara to Badagry)
- Agboju to Okokomaiko

IKORODU ZONE
- Ketu /Ojota section of Ikorodu
- Ijede road to Ewu-Elepe
- Oba Sekumade road
- Agric Isawo road
- Imota to the rice mill

EPE ZONE
- Eleko junction to T- junction at Epe
- Itoikin- Epe road
- Completion of network of road up to Noforija/ Mojoda ( existing contract )

LEKKI AJAH
- Abraham Adesanya Roundabout to Eleko
Alternative Route to Admiralty circle plaza Lekki

VICTORIA ISLAND
- Network of roads in Victoria island
- Network of roads in Oniru estate
- Water corporation drive

ABULE EGBA
- Ekoro bridge, Abule Egba
- Lagos Abeokuta expressway from Abule Egba to Sango to tollgate

MUSHIN
- Idi Oro road, Mushin

IKOYI
- Network of roads in Ikoyi

LAGOS ISLAND
- Apongbon road
- Idumagbo avenue

SURULERE
- Babs Animashaun , Surulere

BADAGRY
- Lagos Badagry expressway from trade fair to okomaiko ( existing contract) -

These are some of the roads that will be worked on immediately to reduce the stress people on these roads go through daily.

We will update you with images as we get feedbacks from various locations across the state as work begins.

(List modified as at 1.20pm this afternoon)

- AutoReportNG

Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/10/lagos-bad-roads-these-are-lists-of.html
Dopemu, Akowonjo, Egbeda, Shasha, Idimu, not on this list.
TV/MoviesRe: Experience With Dstv October Double Upgrade Promo by LongThickPenis(m): 6:15pm On Oct 12, 2019
fratermathy:
Hello Nairalanders,

I actually purchased a new DStv decoder last month. It came with one month free Compact bouquet subscription. Towards the end of the subscription earlier this week, I received a call from a DStv marketer (01 280 6877). I was asked to upgrade to a Compact Plus bouquet for N10,650 in order to get double upgrade to the Premium bouquet. Since I wanted to resubscribe anyway (I actually wanted to maintain the Compact bouquet), I decided to do the upgrade and pay the extra in order to get the premium channels.

I paid the money and went ahead with the upgrade, believing that I was going to get the premium channels. After 48 hours, I was yet to get the upgrade and I sent an email. My email was not replied. I decided to call the customercare to make my complaint. The agent that spoke with me then told me that the promo is not for me as my account was only created in September. I queried her on why the company's marketer called me for a promo that I was ineligible for without mentioning it. When I got the message about the offer, it wasn't explicitly mentioned that it was for old customers ONLY.

My anger now is that I was essentially deceived by the company and their marketers to upgrade even when I did not want to. I do not actually need a Compact Plus (it's virtually the same with the Compact, apart from new sports content which I don't need). I only upgraded because I wanted to access the premium bouquet. I expressed my dismay to the customercare agent and told her that the company had tricked me. The extra money I spent is not the issue but the thwarted expectations that I had. I promised the agent to call out DStv for this blatant misuse of advertisement.

I have also tweeted @DStv, @DStvNg, and @DStvCare on this issue and have not gotten any response. I am bringing the issue here on Nairaland so that all Dstv customers or potential customers can know of the deceptive tactics DStv uses in its advertisement. Before you deal with DStv, make sure you ask them to tell you ALL the clauses because they won't tell you. All they need is your money so they don't care about consumer rights.


I will also forward my complaint to relevant regulatory agencies as well.
My guy welcome. By now you should know DSTv gimicks when it comes to promos. Don't depend on them for anything. If you see fine, on not ignore their existence. I have learnt that. Especially the customer care agents who call to remind you to renew subscription. I had to tell them off years ago that it's not their business if I renew or not they are only interested in my payment.
Apart from Investigation Discovery and C&I. ( Crime & Investigation) channel, I don't care about them. I hear I can get these two channels on Kwese but I'm yet to confirm. I have decided never to be hooked on awoof. I usually renew before my expiration but something told me to wait till the last two days of my package. DSTv bullshit is going on because they are a monopoly. There should be am anti Monopoly law in each sector of private business in Nigeria
EducationRe: Photographer Calls Out Lecturer That Took 200K To Give Him Fake Admission In OAU by LongThickPenis(m): 1:25pm On Oct 09, 2019
So you tried to buy your way into the university. Got what you deserve. When you are serious, you will name the lecturer
EducationRe: Sex For Grades: Kiki Mordi Who Exposed Universities Lecturers Never Graduated by LongThickPenis(m): 6:51am On Oct 08, 2019
Ayoswit:
Some of the female graduates are not employable because they offered their lecturers sex for good grades.
E.g Tacha and Mercy in BBnaija
TravelRe: Who Is Fixing Lagos Roads? by LongThickPenis(m): 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2019
It is an eyesore. Exactly what I was thinking this weekend. In Akowonjo where I stay from Dopemu bus stop through the flyover, to Akowonjo Road through to Egbeda. The pot holes are getting larger by the day. Before the election, some areas were filled with hardcore around Vulcaniser bus stop on Akowonjo Road, but the rains have washed them away. Lagos citizens should stop all this short sighted voting of incompetent officials especially at Local Government level.

The Abeokuta expressway that was modified to accommodate BRT from Oshodi to Abule Egba by STRABIC Construction company under Ambode's tenure did a shoddy job and the roads and BRT lanes are having pot holes at various bus stops like Cement, Airport, Bolade, Iyana Dopemu after just one rainy season. The company executives should be arrested and made to fix that expressway because the left it in worse shape than they met it. The tar on the expressway before the BRT lane was at least 8inches thick. The tar laid around Dopemu part of the expressway is less than 3 ft thick.
RomanceRe: Akinwunmi Adesina: Stop Marrying Small Girls; Marry Your Age Mates by LongThickPenis(m): 6:34pm On Oct 07, 2019
A wise man once said the best age ratio for husband to wife is that a man should marry a woman half his age +7 years. If a man is 35, marry a girl that is 17.5+ 7=24.5 or 25. A forty years old man should need a woman of 27.
EducationRe: Sex For Grades: BBC To Air Documentary About Nigerian Lecturers by LongThickPenis(m): 10:45pm On Oct 06, 2019
This is a case with examples in Mercy and Tacha who are said to be graduates but can't defend their degrees in everyday interact
Other than flaunting sexuality as sex objects
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:30pm On Oct 06, 2019
Now I know why Nigeria is like this. Imagine Mercy winning.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2019
Omatshola don teach Mike Oblorblor. Mercy pressing mike's chest with her breasts
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2019
Omatshola don teach Mike Oblorblor
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2019
Omalichabby:
World people are thinking its about number of times won or coins earned.
It's cumulative, thus very accurate.
Now people can see the athlete in Mike. Despite being Biggie's flawed timing and regulations, he still won overall best time
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Omashola And Seyi Rock Mercy At The Same Time At Final Party by LongThickPenis(m): 6:52am On Oct 06, 2019
LUGBE:
That is what she always wanted

Greedy lady, she does not need competitor thus her unnecessary issue with Tacha
Ashewos competing for attention. Really
CelebritiesRe: 'Queen Of Owanbe' Mercy Aigbe Looks Radiant As She Rocks 2 In One Outfit by LongThickPenis(m): 1:50pm On Oct 05, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Grateful to God for being Yoruba, honestly smiley
What has being Yoruba got to do with this
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:51am On Oct 04, 2019
Geezeem:
If this game continues like this, it would die like BBA angry
Biggie contributed to the rot in the game by having celebs nominate or introduce people Eg. Khloe via Denrele, Cubana for Mercy, Venita via AY, etc
TravelRe: Is This Extortion By The Nigeria Post Office? by LongThickPenis(m): 11:36am On Oct 04, 2019
J111333:
Here is the story. I sent two laptops to a cousin in UniPort through the United States Post Office Priority package and paid about $120 for postage.

Upon arrival of the package, the Nigeria Post Office called her to come pick up the package with N25k and I was like is this a joke or what?
Is this how it is done or is this extortion and what can be done about it?
Nipost is one of the most corrupt govt agencies. That's how Private couriers DHL, FedEx, ups GIGtook their business. Apart from buying stamp and WAEC forms and those who subscribe for hard copy magazines via mail box, never patronise them
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 7:02pm On Oct 03, 2019
[quote author=MissCookie post=82809945]I am glad Perri is here to support Mike but what's with the shady statement of her and her luggage being safe? This does not sound patriotic or friendly in any way....I am sure she does not give a rat ass about what Nigerians think about her comment though ...

What do I even know, let me just drop this here...Vote Mercy o..]

You are a cheap cunt.
You want to deprive Mike his citizenship because of ordinary game BBNAIJA. Na wa o. You can write to US congress and Canadian parliament to cancel all citizenship of people born by their citizen abroad or Nigerians who enter their country to give birth.
PoliticsRe: Senate Proposes Law To Tax Nigerians For Using Data And DSTV by LongThickPenis(m): 8:05am On Oct 03, 2019
When there is already VAT on DSTv payments raised from 5-7%. Britain should just come and recolonize us.
RomanceRe: Six Bathroom Habits That Annoy Couples The Most by LongThickPenis(m): 6:10pm On Oct 02, 2019
I hate seeing hair strands or clumps in bathtub or shower
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:36am On Oct 02, 2019
styrese:
No jamaican failed athlete is winning this show

Yes I still call him a failed athlete because he failed to prove himself at the arena as the only athlete in the house

He scammed Nigerians
Take it easy. Arena games are fun games with weak restrictions and regulations by Biggie. If you want to see Mike, let all house mates compete with him for press-up, real high jump IAAF standard, etc
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:34pm On Oct 01, 2019
AceOfRed:
Please children of God, vote for Mercy.
She has really come a long way.
She is beautiful
She is kind
She is jovial
She is homely

Send "VOTE MERCY" to 32052
She is a slut who is unapologetic about her dallying with rich married men for pecuniary gain. She does not care for Ike except for possibly a green card. She lets all manner of men spank her bare ass in front of a man she pretends to love
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:13pm On Oct 01, 2019
DOptical:
Tacha would have easily won seriously. The gap would have been too much. AS Roma club all the way from Italy even recognised her and wished her an independence day. She was even the first Nigerian name they mentioned. She was the show.
You don't know Italy is known for prostitution. Ask Edo girls.AS Roma just hailing her to remind her, she can relocate to their city to ply her trade of prostitution
PropertiesRe: Inside Abuja's Empty Luxurious Estates by LongThickPenis(m): 2:51pm On Sep 30, 2019
eTECTIV:
A very gud number of d estates in Abuja are uninhabited becos of their outrageous rents and price
Classic example of the economic phrase: bad money (ill gotten) chases out good money (honest earnings). The honest civil servants can't afford the rent of houses built with embezzled funds. The Abuja economy is not deep enough to sustain the rent demanded.
TV/MoviesRe: How A Nation's Economy an Be Ruined By Corruption: Case Study Of Big Brother Nai by LongThickPenis(op): 5:39pm On Sep 29, 2019
Your reasoning is flawed and one of the reasons the country's future is bleak as many reason like you on your level
RomanceRe: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by LongThickPenis(m): 4:28pm On Sep 29, 2019
Skmoda:
1 million is enough I swear ....as an event planner we go plan everything site it gonna balance at the end.
DM your number
TV/MoviesHow A Nation's Economy an Be Ruined By Corruption: Case Study Of Big Brother Nai by LongThickPenis(op):
I have never need a fan of Big Brother (Africa or Naija) but had the opportunity to watch some editions of See Gobe because I was on leave from work for a month and caught on to the characters like Thin Tall Tony, TBoss, Kemen, Efe, Busola, etc.
Next came Double Wahala. I didn't care but became interested after seeing clips of Tobi begging Ceec every night in the first 3 weeks of show or so. I understand Big Brother Naija was about bringing people with different personalities. But I lost interest in the show after Big Brother allowed Ceec to remain in the house after insulting Tobi, his family and generation, dead and unborn simply because he refused her advances for good reason, so that his reputation is not tarnished as a in sexual harassment allegation. Because Biggie spared Ceec for this and because she had a lot of fans who were voting for her to see if she and Tobi could work things out, and some to see more of her vile ways, Biggie was making money from her fans' votes at the expense of decorum and decent behaviour. BBnaija lost points with me here.
Now came Pepper Dem. I only knew of Tacha on IG due to her nude displays and brazen advise to women to commercialise sex , all attributes of a harlots. I saw Tacha in the first two weeks and despised her character after her conflict with Thelma. I despised her even more for violent display towards Mike and verbal assault on Frodd. Mind you, I'm not against one showing displeasure with an act, but don't over do it. By this time, I knew something had to be done. but Biggie kept her in the house for the same reasons because he was getting votes from her fans.
When the opportunity came to restore order, rather than implement the law to the letter and evict for assault on Mike with the tissue and push, he played dumb. Not until Omatshola's coins were stolen and Omatshola threatened other house mates and Ike claiming he can kill , as well as his fight with Seyi.
Biggie corruptly, listed Ike's crimes individually and issued him two strikes, Omatshola one, and lumped all Tacha's three offences as one and gave her just a strike because he was making money from her fans. I will not mention Tacha's violent physical outburst to Joe as it was clear Tacha should have been evicted again her but corruption came to play.
Unknown to Biggie, he was playing himself. Tacha was growing over confident like was spreading wings like a virus to the point of replying Biggie's questions with questions, insulting Ebuka the host and sponsors outfits.
It took the physical altercation between Tacha and Mercy and the comments of social media, ex housemates like Khloe, Kemen who released screen shots of the BBnaija rule book to pile pressure on Biggie to do the needful act of evicting her.
Even after her eviction, Tacha is being rude to organizers by not granting interviews and returning used sponsors wigs that were given to her new because she felt entitled and should not be evicted. Imaging challenging, organizers. Even insulting housemates for nominating her when she too nominates people. rather than her fans to advise her to change her ways, they encourage this prostitute behaviour you see in blighted societies and failed states.
Luckily, her fight with Mercy was between two females, two bleachers, two runs girls both body shaming each other. If it were to involve a guy, Biggie May have evicted him on grounds of gender discrimination.
My friends, Big Brother is like a country. No one is above the law- rich or poor, educated or not, male or female. Interprete the laws consistently all the time. When you bend the laws, it gives room for exploitation which bleeds the society economically, socially, politically.
Since Tacha left, house mates are happier and interact better, the power dynamics have changed that tells you no one is indispensable, money will still be made by Big Brother. Tacha added nothing to the show except, fights, insults, nudity and body odour with poor hygiene all evident in an society that has failed and plagued by corruption. She did not rank top 3 in any of the house contests or challenges and only one when she was in a group with serious people.
The BBnaija brand has taken hits on its integrity. big Brother should rest the show for next year and if he still wants to proceed with it, bring responsible adults to the show not part time or full time harlots who show their full attributes to the extent of disobeying organizer.
I hope Biggie has learnt his lesson. And young ladies, you can trend without being vile, foul and slutty. You just have to be strategic. Make your point and leave. Look at Cindy that was seen as local, outlasting and out-winning so called sophisticated babes Venita and guys Joe
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy Cries As Tacha Gets Disqualified While She Gets 2 Strikes (video) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:43am On Sep 28, 2019
jayextra:
That tears no Legit oh grin
She was scared she would be evicted too
CelebritiesRe: Tacha’s God-mother, Jaruma, Deletes All Tacha’s Pictures Off Her Page by LongThickPenis(m): 11:36am On Sep 28, 2019
By now you should know prostitutes ain't loyal but to money. Jaruma is a hoe. As is Tacha. Jaruma only used Tacha to trend. Now she is bad market, and doesn't want to associate her blue eye charm that failed Tacha
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:29am On Sep 28, 2019
Budline1:
True. I ain't a Tacha fan and I detest almost everything about her but bullying her about the body odour should be stopped immediately. Imagine stupid Zlatan ibile already composing a song about her body odour, if that girl commits suicide, na ppl like Zlatan cause am o.
You are foolish. People on Nairaland and zlatan caused her suicide in? Her family that gave up on telling her the truth due to her slutty, vile ways are not responsible. Her clients on IG who met her and didn't tell her no? Jaruma and co who encouraged her nko. She can get Karuna blue eye to attract men but cannot get deodorant
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:18am On Sep 28, 2019
ireneony:
I pray they bring tacha back. Just for peace to reign. She might commit suicide with the hate out here.
She can lie down on rail way crossing at ilupeju

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