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Then you guys should go to Yabatech and see hell. The women in transcript office openly tell you they will not process your transcript unless you gratify them. If not your transcript will be pending for up to three months. If you tip them, it may arrive within one month. This is after paying over 20,000 almost 30,000 for transcript and UPS courier. Why won't people leave the country |
NwaAmaikpe:It's shockingly sad. It's behaviour like this that makes MOST men crave sons over girls. Reason why Davido will celebrate a son's birth overzealously more than a daughter because when they come of age, they have the tendency to behave so shamelessly... |
And Tonto deserves award for Lunatic of the year |
AutoReportNG:Dopemu, Akowonjo, Egbeda, Shasha, Idimu, not on this list. |
fratermathy:My guy welcome. By now you should know DSTv gimicks when it comes to promos. Don't depend on them for anything. If you see fine, on not ignore their existence. I have learnt that. Especially the customer care agents who call to remind you to renew subscription. I had to tell them off years ago that it's not their business if I renew or not they are only interested in my payment. Apart from Investigation Discovery and C&I. ( Crime & Investigation) channel, I don't care about them. I hear I can get these two channels on Kwese but I'm yet to confirm. I have decided never to be hooked on awoof. I usually renew before my expiration but something told me to wait till the last two days of my package. DSTv bullshit is going on because they are a monopoly. There should be am anti Monopoly law in each sector of private business in Nigeria |
So you tried to buy your way into the university. Got what you deserve. When you are serious, you will name the lecturer |
Ayoswit:E.g Tacha and Mercy in BBnaija |
It is an eyesore. Exactly what I was thinking this weekend. In Akowonjo where I stay from Dopemu bus stop through the flyover, to Akowonjo Road through to Egbeda. The pot holes are getting larger by the day. Before the election, some areas were filled with hardcore around Vulcaniser bus stop on Akowonjo Road, but the rains have washed them away. Lagos citizens should stop all this short sighted voting of incompetent officials especially at Local Government level. The Abeokuta expressway that was modified to accommodate BRT from Oshodi to Abule Egba by STRABIC Construction company under Ambode's tenure did a shoddy job and the roads and BRT lanes are having pot holes at various bus stops like Cement, Airport, Bolade, Iyana Dopemu after just one rainy season. The company executives should be arrested and made to fix that expressway because the left it in worse shape than they met it. The tar on the expressway before the BRT lane was at least 8inches thick. The tar laid around Dopemu part of the expressway is less than 3 ft thick. |
A wise man once said the best age ratio for husband to wife is that a man should marry a woman half his age +7 years. If a man is 35, marry a girl that is 17.5+ 7=24.5 or 25. A forty years old man should need a woman of 27. |
This is a case with examples in Mercy and Tacha who are said to be graduates but can't defend their degrees in everyday interact Other than flaunting sexuality as sex objects |
Now I know why Nigeria is like this. Imagine Mercy winning. |
Omatshola don teach Mike Oblorblor. Mercy pressing mike's chest with her breasts |
Omatshola don teach Mike Oblorblor |
Omalichabby:Now people can see the athlete in Mike. Despite being Biggie's flawed timing and regulations, he still won overall best time |
LUGBE:Ashewos competing for attention. Really |
Biglittlelois:What has being Yoruba got to do with this |
Geezeem:Biggie contributed to the rot in the game by having celebs nominate or introduce people Eg. Khloe via Denrele, Cubana for Mercy, Venita via AY, etc |
J111333:Nipost is one of the most corrupt govt agencies. That's how Private couriers DHL, FedEx, ups GIGtook their business. Apart from buying stamp and WAEC forms and those who subscribe for hard copy magazines via mail box, never patronise them |
[quote author=MissCookie post=82809945]I am glad Perri is here to support Mike but what's with the shady statement of her and her luggage being safe? This does not sound patriotic or friendly in any way....I am sure she does not give a rat ass about what Nigerians think about her comment though ... What do I even know, let me just drop this here...Vote Mercy o..] You are a cheap cunt. You want to deprive Mike his citizenship because of ordinary game BBNAIJA. Na wa o. You can write to US congress and Canadian parliament to cancel all citizenship of people born by their citizen abroad or Nigerians who enter their country to give birth. |
When there is already VAT on DSTv payments raised from 5-7%. Britain should just come and recolonize us. |
I hate seeing hair strands or clumps in bathtub or shower |
styrese:Take it easy. Arena games are fun games with weak restrictions and regulations by Biggie. If you want to see Mike, let all house mates compete with him for press-up, real high jump IAAF standard, etc |
AceOfRed:She is a slut who is unapologetic about her dallying with rich married men for pecuniary gain. She does not care for Ike except for possibly a green card. She lets all manner of men spank her bare ass in front of a man she pretends to love |
DOptical:You don't know Italy is known for prostitution. Ask Edo girls.AS Roma just hailing her to remind her, she can relocate to their city to ply her trade of prostitution |
eTECTIV:Classic example of the economic phrase: bad money (ill gotten) chases out good money (honest earnings). The honest civil servants can't afford the rent of houses built with embezzled funds. The Abuja economy is not deep enough to sustain the rent demanded. |
Your reasoning is flawed and one of the reasons the country's future is bleak as many reason like you on your level |
Skmoda:DM your number |
I have never need a fan of Big Brother (Africa or Naija) but had the opportunity to watch some editions of See Gobe because I was on leave from work for a month and caught on to the characters like Thin Tall Tony, TBoss, Kemen, Efe, Busola, etc. Next came Double Wahala. I didn't care but became interested after seeing clips of Tobi begging Ceec every night in the first 3 weeks of show or so. I understand Big Brother Naija was about bringing people with different personalities. But I lost interest in the show after Big Brother allowed Ceec to remain in the house after insulting Tobi, his family and generation, dead and unborn simply because he refused her advances for good reason, so that his reputation is not tarnished as a in sexual harassment allegation. Because Biggie spared Ceec for this and because she had a lot of fans who were voting for her to see if she and Tobi could work things out, and some to see more of her vile ways, Biggie was making money from her fans' votes at the expense of decorum and decent behaviour. BBnaija lost points with me here. Now came Pepper Dem. I only knew of Tacha on IG due to her nude displays and brazen advise to women to commercialise sex , all attributes of a harlots. I saw Tacha in the first two weeks and despised her character after her conflict with Thelma. I despised her even more for violent display towards Mike and verbal assault on Frodd. Mind you, I'm not against one showing displeasure with an act, but don't over do it. By this time, I knew something had to be done. but Biggie kept her in the house for the same reasons because he was getting votes from her fans. When the opportunity came to restore order, rather than implement the law to the letter and evict for assault on Mike with the tissue and push, he played dumb. Not until Omatshola's coins were stolen and Omatshola threatened other house mates and Ike claiming he can kill , as well as his fight with Seyi. Biggie corruptly, listed Ike's crimes individually and issued him two strikes, Omatshola one, and lumped all Tacha's three offences as one and gave her just a strike because he was making money from her fans. I will not mention Tacha's violent physical outburst to Joe as it was clear Tacha should have been evicted again her but corruption came to play. Unknown to Biggie, he was playing himself. Tacha was growing over confident like was spreading wings like a virus to the point of replying Biggie's questions with questions, insulting Ebuka the host and sponsors outfits. It took the physical altercation between Tacha and Mercy and the comments of social media, ex housemates like Khloe, Kemen who released screen shots of the BBnaija rule book to pile pressure on Biggie to do the needful act of evicting her. Even after her eviction, Tacha is being rude to organizers by not granting interviews and returning used sponsors wigs that were given to her new because she felt entitled and should not be evicted. Imaging challenging, organizers. Even insulting housemates for nominating her when she too nominates people. rather than her fans to advise her to change her ways, they encourage this prostitute behaviour you see in blighted societies and failed states. Luckily, her fight with Mercy was between two females, two bleachers, two runs girls both body shaming each other. If it were to involve a guy, Biggie May have evicted him on grounds of gender discrimination. My friends, Big Brother is like a country. No one is above the law- rich or poor, educated or not, male or female. Interprete the laws consistently all the time. When you bend the laws, it gives room for exploitation which bleeds the society economically, socially, politically. Since Tacha left, house mates are happier and interact better, the power dynamics have changed that tells you no one is indispensable, money will still be made by Big Brother. Tacha added nothing to the show except, fights, insults, nudity and body odour with poor hygiene all evident in an society that has failed and plagued by corruption. She did not rank top 3 in any of the house contests or challenges and only one when she was in a group with serious people. The BBnaija brand has taken hits on its integrity. big Brother should rest the show for next year and if he still wants to proceed with it, bring responsible adults to the show not part time or full time harlots who show their full attributes to the extent of disobeying organizer. I hope Biggie has learnt his lesson. And young ladies, you can trend without being vile, foul and slutty. You just have to be strategic. Make your point and leave. Look at Cindy that was seen as local, outlasting and out-winning so called sophisticated babes Venita and guys Joe |
jayextra:She was scared she would be evicted too |
By now you should know prostitutes ain't loyal but to money. Jaruma is a hoe. As is Tacha. Jaruma only used Tacha to trend. Now she is bad market, and doesn't want to associate her blue eye charm that failed Tacha |
Budline1:You are foolish. People on Nairaland and zlatan caused her suicide in? Her family that gave up on telling her the truth due to her slutty, vile ways are not responsible. Her clients on IG who met her and didn't tell her no? Jaruma and co who encouraged her nko. She can get Karuna blue eye to attract men but cannot get deodorant |
ireneony:She can lie down on rail way crossing at ilupeju |


