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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:45pm On Aug 09, 2019
If it's pussy tightener, cucumber. Kola Kalagbo or twerking and opening boobs and ass for teenage boys on IG, Tasha go shine. Yeye dey smell. Slut
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:22pm On Aug 09, 2019
amehrada:
So we've seen Tacha shove Mike and threw used facial wipes at him, smacked cigarette out of Ike's hand and now hitting Joe on his face and hand.

Remind me again what Omashola and Ike did that earned them a strike.

Either Biggie is not consistent at all or Tacha moyen strong.
I've said from the second week that Biggie favours Tasha. Now she is a burden on them to the point of saying she will be in house till last day even if she does nothing. Tasha has done enough to be evicted with three separate strikes but Biggie condones it 1. Pushing Mike. 2. Throwing wipes at Mike. 3. Hitting Joe. 4. Insulting someone's parents. Like he condoned Ceec insulting Tobi and his generation. Now every street slut wants to use that strategy. Until someone will beat Tasha unconscious or she will hurt someone. If Biggie does not sanction with at least two strikes, then know you all have been scammed. I don't vote on BBNaija. Never have, never will, I just watch. Joe, deserves a strike for provocation
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:27am On Aug 07, 2019
peeps4u:
I am even surprised Biggie allowed HMs to abuse or curse in native language. I was telling my wife when Seyi was abusing Ike in Yoruba on Saturday night that Seyi would receive strike for abusing in Yoruba because it isn't allowed, but I was surprised when Ebuka didn't talk about it in Sunday.

Biggie is already losing the control of the program.
Very well said.
Furthermore, this habit of insulting people's family should be discouraged. Biggie allowed this rot to fester when he did not sanction or punish Ceec for insulting Tobi and his generation in the name of content for viewers and self control test for Tobi.
It is a cheap move that people like Tacha and Seyi are using. If I was in that house and Tacha insults my mom, I'd beat her so bad to justify my expulsion and Ensure she leaves the house on a stretcher and out of the game. This will ensure no other person comes with that provocative family insult strategy. Same applies to Seyi.

Since Awolowo died, none of his descendants have done anything to add value to his legacy. Instead, they are still benefitting from his influence post mortem. All the political appointment as errand boys does not justify the name dropping of Awolowo by Seyi.
Compare Seyi to Davido, the latter has my respect as he has added value to the Adeleke name I never knew before Davido came out shouting OBO
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:08pm On Aug 06, 2019
Asabe4:
But the housemates go to him
.. Mike knows how to mind his business
He is the Jesus now as Biggie has compromised himself by tolerating Tacha's excesses
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:19pm On Aug 06, 2019
[quote author=DrakeBlend post=81007660][/quote]Plz who is this baby in this meme. Is he a child or adult? What is his handle
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:38am On Aug 06, 2019
kowema:
Shola and his horror English.
" If you have a Egg, and you want to bath your Egg".
A Egg, like seriously?!.

Where did Biggie harvest these people with horror English from?
I weak. From omashola, Tacha, Mercy,
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:18pm On Aug 05, 2019
XML33:
They aren't enemies per se. I'm sure they aren't even aware that they are very close contenders.

The problem is that Mike is a very disloyal, crafty snake. He doesn't even like Tacha but pretends like he is her friend, while he goes behind her back and nominates her every time he has the chance, whereas Tacha genuinely regards him as a friend and has opened up the deepest parts of herself to him and even cried in front of him. Tacha has never nominated Mike and doesn't even want him gone because she sees him as a friend, competition or no competition.

I don't know why people don't realize how much of a liar and a pretender Mike is. This is someone who claims that he isn't interested in the price money and regards his time in the house as a family reunion, yet his actions betray his words. If he regards his stay in the big brother house as a family reunion and not a competition why then is he always nominating a girl that regards him as a close friend?
This is a game
First impressions matter.
Tasha gave a poor impression of herself in first three weeks before Mike reformatted her thinking. Also her arrogance and snobbish ways . Leopard don't change spots
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:51pm On Aug 05, 2019
HBB1:
Khafi being the only female to finish the task says a lot.

She plays with balls every night...practise makes perfect!
You nasty
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:48pm On Aug 05, 2019
HBB1:
Haba mana! grin

Do you know how to use Google?

Luftwaffe a plane?! wink
Lol. I meant Luftwaffe Messerschmitt Bf 110

Thanks for the corrections. Long since I read the war comics
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:39pm On Aug 05, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Second goes home with 30million huh shocked
I thought it was winner takes all. Are there second and third prizes
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2019
kosky:
So, even whisky tasting has tutorials. Wetin Musa no go see for gate. Issue!
Yes my dear. So many things we take for granted in Naija. Eg. Different glasses for different drinks. Plz follow me on Instagram @mademen.com.ng and my website still in progress www.mademen.com.ng
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m):
Guys can you see what Mike is teaching them. Whiskey tasting, classes of booze, elements of sophistication.

Mike is just me from another part of the world. guys kindly visit my website still a work in progress for the finer things of a gentleman www.mademen.com.ng and follow me on Instagram @mademen.com.ng.

It's a men's online magazine focusing on the things that appeal to the classic gentleman, sophistication, style, eye candy, more.
Please spread the word.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 1:11am On Aug 04, 2019
Stephlena:
Because u mention sir dee trying to play politics, for condemning froods action. So I had to say, every sane minds despite coming from frood's ethnicity should condemn Frood action.

So,it's normal in big brother's house for people to insult the parents of fellow house mates? Wow!
And k-brule almost killed khloe for insulting his mum.

Frood shouldn't have said that.. He sounded stupidily jealous.. Very childish nonsense
But Ceec insured Tobi's generation and BBN took it as content. They have set precedent. Family and generation insult is allowed. Who is Awolowo not to be insulted when his grandson misbehaves with alcohol
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 1:08am On Aug 04, 2019
Threebear:
CeeC is a lioness .

She'll chew and spit Tacha out. grin

I trust that one.

The insult she gave to Tobi ...it's unrivaled in BBN /BBA history.
If BBN accepted Ceec insult of Tobi family and generation as content, who is Seyi Awolowo not to be insulted
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:52am On Aug 04, 2019
HBB1:
I tire o!
Luftwaffe is a plane
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:58pm On Aug 03, 2019
Dansuqi:
Seyi will be his nemesis,the end of the road for him the way the mustang p58 was to the messerschmitt bf
My guy. I see a WW2 plane connoisseur. My best is the Luftwaffe. But above all, I'm a fan of nuclear powered ballistic submarines
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:16pm On Aug 03, 2019
Munzy14:
Any reasonable man should stay away from women like mercy...

nonsense and mercy...
You can't make a hoe a wife. Ike hasn't learned till he loses the N60m or Mercy schemes him out
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:12pm On Aug 03, 2019
Ike is in love.
Ashewos Mercy giving him conditions. Yet she does not treat him with respect. Just for money
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:33pm On Aug 03, 2019
Ewoma45:
see Big ela Venita gave Gedoni o.!!!!
What is Ela
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 6:43pm On Aug 03, 2019
kosky:
Wetin concern my beautiful Linda Osifo with misaligned teeth? See wahala!
You don't know her upper and lower jaws are not allowed. That is why she does not laugh or smile in many of her pics
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:47pm On Aug 03, 2019
duduade:
Had to read that twice o..

Ashawo man
No be ashawo matter.
It's just that I'm very choosy when it comes to women and easily get put off with this mentality of Naija girls. Before I finally found my lady. I had little regard for women . Sometime i make an offer to an acquaintance's girl at the bar or club and she would accept to go to bed for the right price. Sometimes exes who are in rough patches with their bf call me to hookup because they have issues with their bf. Exes who are now married would try to hookup but for my personal discipline, I avoid them.

Most naija ladies have nothing to offer you other than sex.
And that was why I rolled thru them
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 2:42pm On Aug 03, 2019
Gedoni was asking about Showmax something... Who heard? I lost it
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 2:38pm On Aug 03, 2019
safarigirl:
This internet will just be giving anybody mouth to talk about women they can't talk to in reality

Saying the babes in that house aren't pretty enough for you, who are you? Do men even have standards where pussy is concerned? The same negroes soliciting Bobrisky and his transgendered friends will come online to talk about girls they can look at once or twice.

You can smash drugged up women and mad women, but Enkay and Cindy are too ugly for you, FOH with that BS angry
It's the truth. The girls Biggie selected are not pretty enough. The boys are not liberal enough. The guys are conservative. Ike is cautious because of the power of female rights in America influencing his boundary with Mercy. The only girl that rings my bell is Venita because she is open minded and pretty enough for conversing. But physically her breasts won't be in good state due to nursing. NK is pretty but guys will only get her best if she can help with someone to make her relax and be herself but the only people who could are restricted Sir See and Jeff.
I say this as a neutral man who has bedded over 200 ladies in my forty years, girlfriends, people's girls, slay queen's, baby mamas,
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 7:48am On Aug 03, 2019
Yale9:
I heard it too ooo. But somehow I don’t want the ship to sail. Let dem just keep peppering Omashola as friends that they are for now.
Forgive me. But what does salty mean
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:21pm On Aug 02, 2019
scondy:
hmnnnnn...so omashola don fess up say the tension with frodd na because of venita...

According to him,,,,he had pleaded with Frodd to free veniita for him.....because she is his spec and it's as if biggie sent her to him....

oriisirisi.....which kain guys dey this season sef?
Weak boys in the house.
Omashola game is poor. Frodd is a kemen in the making.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:09pm On Jul 31, 2019
Menance:
Tacha just dy humble any how grin grin
Please who is this boy always used in memes
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 7:33pm On Jul 31, 2019
Joe is offensive. I want to believe that is what he was told to do. But if I was in the house, I will not hesitate to put him in his place even at the risk of leaving the house. He will leave with me on a stretcher
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:47pm On Jul 30, 2019
fergie001:
President of milf association sef....

Prompted Frodd to ask what is milf? grin


What is it sef? shocked cheesy grin
MILF Mother I'd Like to Bleep
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:06pm On Jul 30, 2019
Guys go to Instagram page @bayrockx


It's the official page for bayrock strip club in Lekki. Mercy, cy4luv and berbidoll are regular patrons of the club and the pics are there. Na this kind sluts big brother want use entertain us.

To think that people went to queue inside sun and na ashewos them come take for BBnaija
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 4:09pm On Jul 30, 2019
Amya:
Mike isn't any world class athlete. That's all propaganda. Before coming to Nigeria, he only jumped for Britain once! A junior championship a year after his high school in the US when he was 19. After that, they shelved him. His coming to Nigeria is his only hope to ressurect an already dead athletic career.

If he really loved Nigeria why didn't he come back when he was 20-28? Why? he kept hoping then that by some miracle Britain will remember him. But that didn't happen. His being here today is 100% selfish. He's not doing Nigeria a favor, Nigeria is doing him a favor with his dead career. Do your research people and quote me with pure facts!
Mike will represent Nigeria on high jump in Olympics 2020. Check Athletics Nigeria Instagram page. Nigeria has not been represented in high jump in over 50 years.
He is making an effort to connect to his mother land. His colleagues would adopt man know man if not that the actual jumping would expose them.
Pls stop hating him. Love is free.
Why didn't you criticize Anthony Joshua when he came around as a guest if Otedola.
Mike Edwards is one of the sporting gems of Nigeria and will cement his place in Olympics 2020 mark this post.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:40pm On Jul 30, 2019
Amya:
Thank you. I laugh at the poor attempt of deliberately misconstruing what I said. And no one wants to answer the simplest question. If Mike's father is Nigerian, then where in Nigeria is he from? Who are his relatives?
Does it matter if his father is Nigerian? Key thing is one of his parents is and Nigerian blood in his vein by his mom. Nigerians get US or Uk citizenship by virtue of being married to a citizen or born on the soil by a Nigerian parent with legitimate status in the country.
Why try to twist his origin because you want to buttress your hatred for him. People like you are xenophobes in South Africa who can't tolerate success in foreign or fellow citizen who employ them. Nigerians are queuing for visas to emigrate to Canada, US, UK and these guys receive us with open arms provided we are contributing to the economy. Mike is a world class high jumper that is putting Nigeria s name on the sporting map. Now you display blatant hatred for your fellow black man who shared common origins with you via his mother... BBnaija is just a game show.... Not do or die
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 3:29pm On Jul 30, 2019
Amya:
Mike was the first person I was rooting for when the season began. But I did my research and found out the real reason he was here. This is simply his last option at making it in life. How many people smoke cigars? If the business wasn't a flop , do you honestly believe he'd agree to becoming a big brother housema mite for just 90+ thousand dollar cash price? He's a failed British athlete who has never high jumped internationally much less win any medal of acclaim. He's only jumped on a British game. Which medal did he claim to win? Do you know why he came to Nigeria? Well do your research
You are a bitter soul

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