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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:42pm On Jul 12, 2019
iamJ:
Jeff begged for chicken


Kim said no

Nelson begged

Kim said no again


Jeff said he knows who she can't say no to

Went to call Mike

Kim left the plate for mike to eat


Hahahaha
She tripping
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 2:16pm On Jul 12, 2019
TLSB:
Please biggie should bring a fake housemate like Ese erieta
Now that is a beautiful girl. Not this set of housemates. Even Mike would be tempted by Ese. Ese is my spec of woman
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:10pm On Jul 12, 2019
Eeghe:
Malocclusion (misaligned teeth)has many causative factors, in Ike’s case his jaws may be smaller relative to his teeth
He has a dental abnormality, even though he is a self-acclaimed gangster, he surely could not have knocked out his teeth from his jaw like that?
God probably did it, or he sucked too much as a child or many other things

He was born and raised in the US, where people are obsessed with perfect dentition
Most times it is the poor, neglected people who can’t/don’t get braces as kids. Some people also go as far as corrective surgery to fix the problem. He clearly didn’t and is with a deformity

Ike can’t help the way he is, he actually has more confidence than many people with dental and jaw alignment
It is absolutely horrible for me to read dissing posts about features and not attributes/ character/ personality flaws
Jeez
tell Linda Osifo. She should be able to get a dentist
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:08pm On Jul 12, 2019
Vyolet:
You are insinuating he was probably born and bred poor hence his inability to correct the deformity in his dentition.

The confidence he oozes is greater than any corrective surgery, dude knows he isn't exactly good looking but he has a great sex appeal which works for most men.
tell that to Linda Osifo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:18pm On Jul 11, 2019
Widall:
Seriously.
Somebody that's a graduate of English. Na wao
This is the rot in the Nigerian educational sector in full view of the world.
This is the end result of people justifying poor performance with phrases like " English no be our traditional language".
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
When people sort and Bleep their way to degrees , they render the certificate cheap. As far as I am concerned, the school that gave Tasha degree in English should be closed down.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:02pm On Jul 11, 2019
NLbabygirl:
That's how Cardi talks undecided
These are your role models. You didn't see how the Queen speaks or Decent ladies like Beyonce speak. You take sluts as role models. I wish you well
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 5:47pm On Jul 10, 2019
What was put in Mike's food? Niggais hyper
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mike Edwards Not The Owner Of The Rolls Royce He Was Seen Driving by LongThickPenis(m): 11:34am On Jul 10, 2019
Don't be stupid. The Rolls was leased. Go through the pics on his page and you will see the Roll Royce Rental Company name. I'm a fan of Mike

Tamasaba:
So his team is trying to make him look like an average Nigerian now coz it appears most people are rooting for those still "hustling". Na lie, he owns it.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija House Location: I Guess "Surulere, Mushin Or Ilupeju" Guess Yours! by LongThickPenis(m): 9:08pm On Jul 09, 2019
Ilupeju. ebony life premises
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 4:24pm On Jul 09, 2019
Shey na gossip
Girls love gossip.
You must love gossip
Eeghe:
Okay
Jackye and Khafi are fun to listen to
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Wraps & Smokes Weed (Igbo) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:47am On Jul 09, 2019
Please house, who is this man with Koko dreads used in memes. I like him. What's his handle on IG. Is he Nigerian?
simonlee:
this guy don blow our cover tire!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:28am On Jul 09, 2019
This Tasha story na lie. Ashawo storey. No man in Nigeria or Ghana will pump money to a woman's biz without seeing the woman with all these social media scammers. No man will let his girl be twerking nude and then send her to BBA house
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:47pm On Jul 08, 2019
The Frodd guy should be careful or they will accuse him of sexual harassment. Mercy say he nominated her because she rebuffed his advances. Thelma says he doesn't know how to talk to girls


Rossycee:
Frodd tried to clean Esther's mouth with his lips but the babe dodged her face and he said there was soup in his hand so its reflex action, Esther quickly gave a quick thank you..
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:36am On Jul 07, 2019
Biggie should sanction Omashola and Ike with strikes. If they both leave, that house loses two of the most entertaining housemates. For the others, I don't care. Ike reacted the way he did because he was expecting coins from Omashola.
Lesson: Never depend on others or spend money before you receive it.
They should be frightened with packing their bags but given the strike later to warn them
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:28pm On Jul 06, 2019
Ella should cover her sagging breasts
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 11:26pm On Jul 06, 2019
Right from day one, I have never been a fan of DJ Exclusive since I first noticed him when he signed for Banky W label.


P author=Giel post=80015214]XCLUSIVE!!!!!
what's wrong with this you this night. undecided[/quote]
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:51pm On Jul 06, 2019
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 10:50pm On Jul 06, 2019
That is how a made man should look....not like all these immature pimps like Naira Marley
garfield1:
Looks like a gangster
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 12:32pm On Jul 06, 2019
Oshey matchmaker
styrese:
They actually looked sweet together, i wonder what the issue is if true
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:16pm On Jul 05, 2019
Threebear� a whole you writing "sended" or you dissing intentionally
Threebear:
Loool
Keep deceiving yourself .
Tobi is the one trying too hard to be friends with Miracle.
Miracle has never sended that guy .
Toracle shippers are the most delusional people in the world. grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 4:01pm On Jul 05, 2019
You this girl
Threebear:
I picked Mike as my big brother because I noticed that he’s a good listener and I wanted someone who would listen and pay attention. He was observing everyone and I was as well. He was very good and asked some personal questions about me - Avala grin
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For Sending Pornographic Pictures To His 'victims' by LongThickPenis(m): 2:33pm On Jul 05, 2019
When will you scammers change? Go and win with the ticket. Let your whole family stake their savings on it
Cdzyzqste:
today's winning ticket is ready for pay after winning chat me up now
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:41am On Jul 05, 2019
Threebear lol. You humour me with your word play. Are you female? I would like to meet you.yiu are intelligent, mischievous and have a good sense of humour. Team Mike
Threebear:
2020 Olympics is starting a year plus from now .
Being in the big brother house for three months won't stop him from training .
I know you want him out so your favorite can stand a chance of winning .
But you need to be more creative with your delusion.
He ain't going anywhere.
He's there for 99 days .
Get used to it .
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:28am On Jul 05, 2019
Gatlin Gun. You are a fan of military weapons
Kaycee7:
Bia Nne, did Jeff do anything to you before? Why are bringing a Gattling gun to a knife fight? Calm down nah
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:21am On Jul 05, 2019
How do you know corpses fart? Do you have sex with them at the morgue where you work as an embalmer. Seems this turns you on. embarassed
Threebear:
Mike is boring and Frood entertains you ? grin

I guess Mike has to cry about his Jamaican father so he can be entertaining . grin

Or fart and snore while sleeping like an embalmed corpse.

Yes , Mike is leaving eventually .

On the 99th day with the 60 million worth of prizes .
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:18pm On Jul 04, 2019
In a sarcastic way, you replied him, amused me, educated me and left me in a fit of laughter
chloroform:
I chose Chloroform because, i’ve always found the chemistry of Chloroform interesting, and i wanted to “Debunk” the common misconceptions about Chloroform, like the way you just did.
The main two components in Chloroform are
methane and chlorine.
Methane, which is Tetrahydrocarbon by scientific terms has the Formula of CH 4 . Methane is the simplest alkane, and is the main component in natural gas.
Chlorine, has no common name, and has the atomic symbol as Cl
Chlorine is the “backbone” of most salts and some minerals (I.e. Sylvite [KCl])
Chloroform by itself has a chemical compound of CHCl 3.
Chemistry takes role in making and refining Chloroform.
First they initially combine Methane and Chlorine (CH 4 + Cl 2 → CH 3 Cl + HCl), they break down or remove the Hydrochloric acid then they again combine the new compound with chlorine (CH 3 Cl + Cl 2 → CH2Cl2 + HCl), and again break down or remove yet more Hydrochloric acid.
They once more, combine the new compound with chlorine (CH 2 Cl 2 + Cl 2 → CHCl 3 + HCl) and once more break down or remove the Hydrochloric acid in most case chloroform goes under one more stage of cloronation (CHCl 3 + Cl 2 → CCl 4 + HCl) which they then distill to collect four different chloromethanes. chloromethane, dichloromethane, chloroform, and carbon tetrachloride.


Hope your curiosity has been satisfied?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:16pm On Jul 04, 2019
You guys are funny
chloroform:
Well, I did think you would lack the intellectual capacity to understand all that, thanks for proving me right yet again.

BTW, free your mind from useless thoughts.
I am an applied chemistry researcher and chloroform means a lot to me more than the rubbish you typed up there.
PetsRe: Pet Boarding And Other Related Pet Services... by LongThickPenis(m): 4:07pm On Jul 10, 2015
where are you based?
can you post pics of your facilities and rate . I don't want my bitch coming up with unwanted pregnancies, malnutrition, flea and tick infestation, and funny canine diseases
No offence but i travel a lot and care for my dog. i need to be sure she can be properly cared for.
PetsRe: Super Male Boerboel Pup At 12weeks by LongThickPenis(m): 8:32am On Jun 20, 2015
beautiful. but wait till you see my girl at 12 weeks
PetsRe: Stray Cats by LongThickPenis(m): 4:37am On Jun 13, 2015
Pls can u get me 2 of d cats. My number is 08023592500
PetsRe: Xena Is Gone! by LongThickPenis(m): 6:58am On Jun 11, 2015
Take heart.
Better the dog than your family members. And do something about the loose lying live cables

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