Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Need A Better Job 2020? Come in! Lets get you a job by LongThickPenis(m): 7:43am On Dec 31, 2019 |
ufuoma.ojomaikre@outlook.com (Administrative Services Manager/ Support Services Manager/ Facilities Manager) |
Family › Re: His Parents Didn't Approve Of His Engagement. Should I Attend As A Friend? by LongThickPenis(m): 10:48am On Dec 23, 2019 |
SenorFax: Show your support as his friend, go and let him know even through ffucck-ups you will be there for him. Don't go. I was in similar situation in past. If anything goes wrong with the marriage, the family will see you as one who misled their son |
Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ikeji And Arinze About To Wed, Pre-Wedding Photos by LongThickPenis(m): 8:58pm On Dec 16, 2019 |
Chapter1vs6: and over 2.5 With handicap Plz explain this handicap to me |
Romance › Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by LongThickPenis(m): 1:17am On Dec 12, 2019 |
Yes. But you will never trust again |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: About Cutix Plc by LongThickPenis(m): 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
I think they are into wires making. Nigerian wire is greatly respected worldwide as one of the best. Nigeria exports wires |
Properties › Re: Lagosians To Obtain Licence To Drill Borehole From 2020 by LongThickPenis(m): 10:37am On Dec 07, 2019 |
This is the time to protest like Arab Spring. It's a matter of time, we will be taxed for the air we breathe |
Christianity Etc › Re: Seat Causes Quarrel At The Experience 2019 by LongThickPenis(m): 10:28am On Dec 07, 2019 |
Na dem Nigerian born again  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Format Is The Best For A Resume/cv? Word Doc Or Pdf? by LongThickPenis(m): 8:43pm On Dec 05, 2019 |
FlutterDollar99: i will chose pdf because word document scatters most times It scatters if the receiver is using an older version of MSWord than that you used to create it to read your CV. I feel word is ideal so that if recruiter us using ATS software, with key words, they can identify your CV if those key words are there. I stand to be corrected but I think pdf would pose issues for ATS |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Calls Justin Trudeau “two-faced” For Mocking Him by LongThickPenis(m): 6:18pm On Dec 04, 2019 |
Journalists should be careful what they post and release. The world is tense. There is diplomacy for a reason. You don't because of sales print or release sensitive chats which can ultimately worsen things. Russia is gaining the most from all this. I advise NATO to just form a core European force and let NATO be quiet till trump leaves office. Everywhere is charged |
Family › Re: My Guy's Marriage Crashed In Less Than 3 Months. by LongThickPenis(m): 6:10pm On Dec 04, 2019 |
BlowYourMind: I don't know what you mean by poverty, but I married without job literally, and my marriage is still intact, now I have a joy through my inlaw, just marry a woman not prostitute or a materialistic imp. Sincerely, without your in-laws, would you be able to boast of decent earnings to take care of your family. How does it feel knowing you in-laws set you up to take care of their daughter. Will you be free to speak your mind when they cross your boundary? Just asking |
Romance › Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by LongThickPenis(m): 10:28am On Dec 03, 2019 |
Harlequeen: I opened this account because my main one is pretty popular.
I've had this issue and don't know what's wrong. I can't seem to get into a new relationship. I am now 25, about serving, working a normal job
My dating history is not too rich. I dated just one guy for 2 years, i became sexually active with him, we enjoyed each other, but things didn't work out. I tried to be better, have moved on, and he has too. This was mid last year. I have been celibate since then not because i don't like sex, but because i had time to think, i read a lot of books, listened to a lot of relationship counselors on YouTube, reddit, Nairaland and so on. I decided to approach dating differently, with my head and not my heart . i would vet men out who were not in line with some basic standards, to avoid fuckboys and meet high quality men. He should be well spoken, either with a career or into trade, accomplished, way older by at least 10 yrs(no i don't have daddy issues, i just like mature guys because i think like a mature person) he could also have plans to leave the country, because i plan to do that also.
Here's the issue, the men that express interest in me do not fit this criteria. They seem to have no plan for their lives. I get this impression that they are broke, they recycle the same lines all the time, i usually see their bull sh1t tactics a mile away. some are in the army(i can't date men in the armed forces, they lifestyle is not what i want for myself, cannot date doctors either for the same reason)others are artisans, some are plain hustlers who just do whatever to eat. I have a soft spot for ambitious men, and i have not seen a lot in the area that i am in. I have been advised by my friends to try highbrow areas like lekki or VI or go to church, but i don't believe in religion.
But whenever i see these men, i am not attracted to them. I have even tried online dating with some male nairalanders, but i get disinterested easily. I get turned off when someone asks for my normal pics, it is quite frustrating. There's that fear that some of these men could use my pics to masturbate or one other creepy purpose. I block them if they ask for nudes. But the issue is, it is quite exhausting to keep chatting with someone without seeing them in person and some of these guys just want to smash and run which i won't allow. No man will have access to my vagina and womb without investment and commitment. Eventually it becomes hard to keep up communication and we just fizzle out like that.
I am not under pressure to marry from my parents, infact my dad says he won't allow his daughters marry until they clock 28 and i am the first. He wants us to have a career and a life before moving with a man. I just want to know if what i am doing is right?
To be honest, i just want some words of advice and encouragement, you can ask me questions if you want. This approach of mine? Is it the right thing? Am i being too smart for my own good? Am i afraid of commitment? Are you for real you are my type. Call me on 08051567273 |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Abiodun Evans: Anthony Joshua Must Swim Before His Next Match To Win by LongThickPenis(m): 5:44pm On Dec 01, 2019 |
Bloody fool. You can tell us what Joshua should do but can't tell the president , governors and Tinubu what to do |
Health › Re: I Have This Skin Disease And I'm About To Get Married... Help Needed!! by LongThickPenis(m): 9:23am On Nov 29, 2019 |
Use natural organic pure Shea butter |
Politics › Re: Allen Onyema: U.S. Court Issues Warrant Of Arrest For Air Peace Boss by LongThickPenis(m): 2:38pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
tempex88: Not reliable car from experience A used car is as reliable as the previous owners driving habits and maintenance culture. Having said that, Toyota is better than Nissan |
Romance › Re: Am I Too Ugly Not Too Have A Girlfriend by LongThickPenis(m): 2:03pm On Nov 23, 2019 |
efex01: Good evening to you my lady, am Felix by name, Yoruba from osun state that was the introduction that led to another thing.
Less I forget, I started a new job in Ibadan as an accountant for a pharmaceutical store on Monday, in which I was introduced to all the staff in their branches but there is a particular lady in one of their branches that ask me a same question, can I meet?
After introduction the next thing she said is, you are not my type, you are too ugly to be my boyfriend.
My people, pls am I too ugly to be this lady boyfriend, cause I need to ask someone because I don’t have any girlfriend that I can ask If Oshiomole can get or buy love. You have a bright future |
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Politics › Re: Sowore May Be Knocked Down By Vehicle If Released By Us, DSS Claims by LongThickPenis(m): 3:11pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
Hahahohohehe.... this Sowore's don buy market |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Common Job Search Mistakes You Need To Avoid by LongThickPenis(m): 7:55am On Nov 18, 2019 |
PatrickOkunima: It is a wonderful week again with lots of opportunities to explore in terms of job search. I wouldn’t want to lie that there are so many jobs out there, because that isn’t true at all. The ratio of jobs in the country to the number of employed graduates is very low.
The worst part remains that the jobs out there are quite competitive especially candidates with little or no skills. It is also worse for graduates without prior work experience, making job search very difficult in the country.
In most cases, when you think you’ve made a headway in your job search, you get jobs that the salary can barely sustain you for a month.
But must it be so? What is the secret of getting lucrative jobs in this country?
The number one thing you should know is that getting a good job comes with lots of competitions.
Who are you competing against?
- People with super connections - Graduates with foreign certificates - Those with better working experience - Those with lots of technical skill
These guys are taking up the whole good jobs out there, leaving scraps for those who wants to feed on crappy jobs.
While don’t we get the good jobs? Is it because we aren’t as good as them or we don’t know who they know?
To be frank, while part of the reason might be our fault, the others might be circumstances beyond us.
Let’s consider some of the mistakes job seekers make while in search of a job
1. Poor Resume
You know why this always tops the list? Because it is scary to see someone who has potentials and abilities but has no idea as to how to explain it in a resume.
I was approached by a young guy who sincerely needed help and couldn’t pay the full consulting fee I charged. He needed a job and he was open about it. I asked him about his skills and qualifications, and I found him so amazing.
I asked him to submit his CV to enable me press some buttons for him. When I saw his CV, I knew exactly where the problems were coming from. It was totally unprofessional and shallow. I couldn’t even employ such a person for any professional role in an organization.
I charged him to help him rewrite his CV, and it was just a month later he got a job. If you’ve been submitting CV’s without any call backs, then you need to seriously consider rewriting your CV.
2. Relying on just Online Job Search
You probably assume that since we now have job sites on the internet, which is the best and only route to follow for your job search? Hell No!
Most organizations don’t really advertise most of their jobs on the internet, because of reasons best known to them. I suggest you plant ears in several organizations, as they will give you real time feedback of job openings in their organizations.
3. You keep your Job search between you and your Laptop
If people don’t know you are searching for a job, how can they help you when the time comes? For example, some people are good at telling you your strengths, others can help review your CV, give honest reviews and feedback. You have to create a network that will help and support you. Imagine the young lad I talked about didn’t reach out to me for support?
4. Applying to Big Companies Alone
The bigger an organization, the more fierce competition to get a job there. Most big organizations take several months to complete just a single interview. If you sincerely need a job as fast as you can, you can also reach out to smaller organizations that sincerely do need what you have to offer.
5. Negative Mindset
You’ve already concluded that you can’t get the job before you fill in your application. I don’t know if there is any supernatural powers attached to it, but negativity usually slows down progress.
Your mindset affects your productivity output. So whatever thing you are doing, always be positive and watch how positive your life becomes.
All of these might not be feasible if you don’t have a professional description of yourself (Resume) on paper. I can help fashion out something for you if you decide to allow me do that for you.
https://patrickokunima.com/5-common-job-search-mistakes-you-need-to-avoid/
cc: Can I send you my CV to check out and critique |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Common Job Search Mistakes You Need To Avoid by LongThickPenis(m): 7:53am On Nov 18, 2019 |
PatrickOkunima: It is a wonderful week again with lots of opportunities to explore in terms of job search. I wouldn’t want to lie that there are so many jobs out there, because that isn’t true at all. The ratio of jobs in the country to the number of employed graduates is very low.
The worst part remains that the jobs out there are quite competitive especially candidates with little or no skills. It is also worse for graduates without prior work experience, making job search very difficult in the country.
In most cases, when you think you’ve made a headway in your job search, you get jobs that the salary can barely sustain you for a month.
But must it be so? What is the secret of getting lucrative jobs in this country?
The number one thing you should know is that getting a good job comes with lots of competitions.
Who are you competing against?
- People with super connections - Graduates with foreign certificates - Those with better working experience - Those with lots of technical skill
These guys are taking up the whole good jobs out there, leaving scraps for those who wants to feed on crappy jobs.
While don’t we get the good jobs? Is it because we aren’t as good as them or we don’t know who they know?
To be frank, while part of the reason might be our fault, the others might be circumstances beyond us.
Let’s consider some of the mistakes job seekers make while in search of a job
1. Poor Resume
You know why this always tops the list? Because it is scary to see someone who has potentials and abilities but has no idea as to how to explain it in a resume.
I was approached by a young guy who sincerely needed help and couldn’t pay the full consulting fee I charged. He needed a job and he was open about it. I asked him about his skills and qualifications, and I found him so amazing.
I asked him to submit his CV to enable me press some buttons for him. When I saw his CV, I knew exactly where the problems were coming from. It was totally unprofessional and shallow. I couldn’t even employ such a person for any professional role in an organization.
I charged him to help him rewrite his CV, and it was just a month later he got a job. If you’ve been submitting CV’s without any call backs, then you need to seriously consider rewriting your CV.
2. Relying on just Online Job Search
You probably assume that since we now have job sites on the internet, which is the best and only route to follow for your job search? Hell No!
Most organizations don’t really advertise most of their jobs on the internet, because of reasons best known to them. I suggest you plant ears in several organizations, as they will give you real time feedback of job openings in their organizations.
3. You keep your Job search between you and your Laptop
If people don’t know you are searching for a job, how can they help you when the time comes? For example, some people are good at telling you your strengths, others can help review your CV, give honest reviews and feedback. You have to create a network that will help and support you. Imagine the young lad I talked about didn’t reach out to me for support?
4. Applying to Big Companies Alone
The bigger an organization, the more fierce competition to get a job there. Most big organizations take several months to complete just a single interview. If you sincerely need a job as fast as you can, you can also reach out to smaller organizations that sincerely do need what you have to offer.
5. Negative Mindset
You’ve already concluded that you can’t get the job before you fill in your application. I don’t know if there is any supernatural powers attached to it, but negativity usually slows down progress.
Your mindset affects your productivity output. So whatever thing you are doing, always be positive and watch how positive your life becomes.
All of these might not be feasible if you don’t have a professional description of yourself (Resume) on paper. I can help fashion out something for you if you decide to allow me do that for you.
https://patrickokunima.com/5-common-job-search-mistakes-you-need-to-avoid/
cc: You are very correct. I have applied all these points you have written about and am optimistic of landing my next experienced job hire soon. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Regret Laminating My O'level Original Certificate. by LongThickPenis(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2019 |
Bigbright7: Greetings to you my fellow nairalanders,
My heart is filled with tears as I type this because today, the devil used Mr Joel in the recruit department of workforce group to be the stumbling blocks to my breakthrough.
I went for an interview with workforce group gbagada, and during my credentials check, Mr Joel accused me of tampering with my D.O.B on my Waec certificate just because it was laminated and the ink looks faint. Mind you the D.O.B on my O'Level corresponded with my ID card and my birth certificate.
I tried to prove my innocence, but rather he chased me away from his desk, and that was how I lost the job as I wasn't interviewed. I almost cried right in front of everyone there, because I have been searching for a job for months now and this happened.
I don't know who needs to hear this but please, do not laminate your credentials, so that you can be able to defend the authenticity of it when your recruiters touch them.
A young man in the name of Ayo who also works in that department saw how downcast I was and walk up to me and encouraged me not to be troubled, that something big will come my way. Thank you Ayo for your word of encouragement. God bless you, I believe something big will come, and when it does I'll share the news.
Thank you too Mr Joel, you were only doing your job. Cheers �
Please move to front page. There is nothing wrong with laminating certificate. The issue is it must be done well. a functional machine that heats well and ensure all edges are sealed and air tight. My certificate has been laminated since 1997 and in good, clear condition. Also keep it in a dry place |
Health › Re: What Is This New Sickness In Town That Causes Severe Itching by LongThickPenis(m): 9:11am On Nov 13, 2019 |
freemanbubble: Ivermectin is an oral medication.it is a drug and not a cream
It is benzyl benzoate that you can rub
You swallow ivermectin drugs Ivermectin? That is used to treat exo and enforcement parasite in my dogs |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: May Your Efforts Never Be In Vain by LongThickPenis(m): 1:41pm On Nov 07, 2019 |
Amen |
Politics › Re: Ozekhome To Osinbajo: Fight Cabals Like A Man With Manhood Or Resign Honourably by LongThickPenis(m): 10:24am On Nov 07, 2019 |
If we are a country with shame, how can an officer- president, vice President, minister, pastor, governor or whatever have 35 aides. It shows we aren't sincere |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Deletes Moet Henessy Endorsement Photos On Her Page by LongThickPenis(m): 10:21am On Nov 07, 2019 |
Fake life |
Travel › Re: Passport Wahala by LongThickPenis(m): 5:14pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
Beautyaddy: Huh ...are you serious about this statement?
So Nigeria passports are still not made in Nigeria?
And some blind patriotic Nigerians will be getting upset and throwing up a tantrum when Nigeria is labeled as a Doomed and Shithole Country...shior!  I was shocked when I first heard it. Things like money, passport, stamps, WAEC exam, etc are supposed to be printed by Nigeria Security Printing and Minting Company but corruption has made them ineffective and foreigners now print these. Our N50 and N20 polymer notes, I hear are minted in Australia |
Travel › Re: Passport Wahala by LongThickPenis(m): 3:06pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
I just got mine today. I did data capture on May 17, 2019. at last I got it.iheard they had scarcity of booklets as the booklets are make in Ireland coupled with slow approval of funds |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Bought Herself The Four-Bedroom Duplex. It Was Not A Gift (Photos) by LongThickPenis(m): 8:48am On Oct 28, 2019 |
This is a terrace house not duplex. Congrats to her |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Get A Job In A Polytechnic? by LongThickPenis(m): 8:33am On Oct 28, 2019 |
97% of lunatics in Nigeria are on Nairaland I swear |
Crime › Re: Transcorp Building In Ikoyi, Lagos On Fire (Photos) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:50pm On Oct 26, 2019 |
Dem want destroy records...if you know, you know. Somebody has cashed out and is destroying evidence |
Business › Re: Access Bank Sets To Acquire Transnational Bank In Kenya by LongThickPenis(m): 10:07am On Oct 26, 2019 |
solmusdesigns:

Evil Bank, they have destroyed diamond bank for us
I wonder why people aint complaining about thier yahoo yahoo services,
.. Because they do not flaunt their schemes like yahoo boys. That is the difference between real gangsters and IG publicity whores. Make your money in silence, only those who know will know and your enemies don't know what to attack |
Celebrities › Re: Shola Ogudugu Soliciting For Their Son's Lesson Money (Photos) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:38pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
Threebear: This is disgraceful no matter how you look at it .
Men should stop sparging their seeds around if they have no desire to be responsible .
How can a multi millionaire and one of the biggest celebrities in Africa let the mother of his child cry out desperately like this .
Some will say blame the woman for spreading her legs , forgetting it takes two to tango .
Latex condom is cheap , strap it on if you are not ready to take on the responsibility of fatherhood .
I have utmost respect for Wizkid as an artist , performer and a certified legend ...but as an individual , based on everything we've heard so far , his personality leaves a lot to be desired . The girl is using the boy to live beyond her means. If tide was not WizKids don, would she be sending him to such a school? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Approves N650 Million To Repair Roads by LongThickPenis(m): 12:57pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
coolcharm: Where are the pastor bashers?
U guys should come and bash o or forever remain silent! He has no option but to fix it. The damage to those roads were majorly brought about by traffic to his church |