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Christianity Etc › Check This Out by lonikit(op): 8:12pm On Oct 14, 2016

There are 66 books in the holy bible.subtract your age from 66,and then add 1950.You will get your year of birth.�its true.*(Sir Prince Thomas Theory)* Try it

Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh Reunites With Olamide For YBNL Concert In UK (Photos) by lonikit: 6:05pm On Oct 09, 2016

ibroh22:
olodo musician #Lilkesh
like if u agree,, share if you disagree

u are lookin for likes. this recession has affected many tinx. even that likes u are lookin for is goin tru recession.

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Christianity Etc › Fun: See How Some Famous Nigerian Pastors Copied Themselves. by lonikit(op): 3:01pm On Oct 02, 2016

check out the names of the wives of some Nigerian famous pastor.
1.folashade kumuyi,
2.foluke Adeboye,
3.faith oyedepo,
4.folashade olukoya,
5.funke Akejumo,
etc.....
all start with letter "F"

Health › Medical Fitness; Prevention Is Better Than Cure by lonikit(op): 1:59pm On Sep 27, 2016

MEDICAL FITNESS

BLOOD PRESSURE
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120/80 -- Normal
130/85 --Normal (Control)
140/90 -- High
150/95 -- V.High
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PULSE
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72 per minute (standard)
60 --- 80 p.m. (Normal)
40 -- 180 p.m.(abnormal)
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TEMPERATURE
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98.4 F (Normal)
99.0 F Above (Fever)

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AA + AS = Good
AA + SS = Fair
AS + AS = Bad
AS + SS = Very Bad
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What’s Your Type and how common is it?

O+ 1 in 3 37.4%
(Most common)

A+ 1 in 3 35.7%

B+ 1 in 12 8.5%

AB+ 1 in 29 3.4%

O- 1 in 15 6.6%

A- 1 in 16 6.3%

B- 1 in 67 1.5%

AB- 1 in 167 .6%
(Rarest)

Compatible Blood Types

O- can receive O-

O+ can receive O+, O-

A- can receive A-, O-

A+ can receive A+, A-, O+, O-

B- can receive B-, O-

B+ can receive B+, B-, O+, O-

AB- can receive AB-, B-, A-, O-

AB+ can receive AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-

This is an important msg which can save a life! A life could be saved...
What is ur blood group ?
Share the fantastic information..

EFFECT OF WATER
We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !

Did you ?

Drinking Water at the
Right Time
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;

1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
helps to
activate internal
organs..

1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes
before a Meal -
helps digestion..

1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath - helps
lower your blood
pressure.

1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.

Romance › The Bible Even Warned Us Against APC. Check This Out. by lonikit(op): 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2016

bcus we dont read our bible regularly. that is y we couldnt see it before the election.

Romance › Check Out How N-power assessment Questions Look Like. by lonikit(op): 6:25pm On Sep 20, 2016

SEE the questions given to N-TEACH Candidate
Which is the smallest fraction among the following?
Select one:
a. 3/4
b. 6/7
c. 1/2
d. 6/5
How did you do in the test? Not so well. I ______ much better but I misread the directions for writing.
Select one:
a. will have done
b. can have done
c. must have done
d. may have done
e. could have done
Q: The Capital of Lagos State is_____
Select one:
a. Bariga
b. Isale-Eko
c. Eko
d. Ikeja
e. Ikorodu
If the day tomorrow is Sunday, what was it yesterday?
Select one:
a. Monday
b. Tuesday
c. Friday
d. Saturday
Amaka was the cynosure of all eyes at the party. This means that __________
Select one:
a. she attracted everybody's attention
b. everybody was surprised that she attended the part
c. None of the options
d. everybody looked down at her
e. she was notorious for her behaviour
Q: Who is the current Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria
Select one:
a. Alhaji Mai Borno
b. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
c. Godwin Emefiele
d. Adamu Chiroma
e. Charles Soludo
In words number 14 can be written as _________
Select one:
a. Forteen.
b. Fourteen.
c. Fortin.
d. Fourtin.
[Choose the one that is most nearly opposite in meaning to the uppercase worD.] Few people prefer the RURAL to the ______ areas.
Select one:
a. urban
b. modern
c. pastoral
d. central
e. rustic
Q: A piece of land completely surrounded by water is known as_________
Select one:
a. a platform
b. a lagoon
c. a lake
d. an island
e. None of the options
Bose shouldn't have interrupted the teacher, _________?
Select one:
a. could she
b. didn't she
c. should she
d. did she
e. can she
Are you willing to be deployed to a rural area?
Select one:
a. YES
b. NO
At this time, do you have any computer programming or software development skills?
Select one:
a. YES
b. NO
At this time, which one or a combination of these devices do you own:
Select one or more:
a. Smartphone ( mobile phones with Internet capabilities)
b. Laptop
c. Tablet
Do you have any physical disability?
Select one:
a. Yes
b. No
Gender?
Select one:
a. Female
b. Male
Which of these classifications and/ or post-graduate degrees apply to you?
Select one:
a. 3rd Class / Pass
b. 1st Class / Distinction and Masters
c. 2nd Class Lower / Lower Credit + PGD
d. 1st Class / Distinction
e. 3rd Class /Pass + PGD
f. 2nd Class Upper / Upper Credit
g. 2nd Class Upper / Upper Credit + PGD
h. 3rd Class / Pass + Masters
i. 2nd Class Lower / Lower Credit
j.
2nd Class Lower / Lower Credit + Masters
k. 2nd Class Upper / Upper Credit + Masters
l. 1st Class / Distinction and PGD
What is your current employment status?
Select one:
a. Full-time
b. Part-time
c. Freelance
d. Unemploy

Politics › Supreme Court Affirms Gov. Yahaya Bello As Kogi Governor by lonikit(op): 3:29pm On Sep 20, 2016

The Supreme Court has affirmed the election of Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello.
Recall that the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) had declared Bello of the All Progressives Congress (APC) the elected governor of the State.
According to the commission, Bello inherited the largest number of votes from leading candidate in the election, Prince Abubakar Audu who died shortly before his pronouncement as winner of the election.
Running-mate to the late Audu, James Faleke had challenged the decision of the APC to substitute Bello for Audu at the Kogi state election petition tribunal. His petition was however dismissed.
Dissatisfied with the judgment, Faleke headed to the appellate court, which also threw out his appeal.
The decision of the apex court today, has put an end to the legal tussle.
Details later…

Christianity Etc › Re: Any Relationship Between Altar Calls And Salvation? by lonikit(op): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2016

sekundosekundo:
The point is that you don't know the meaning of Alter call. Any time, any where you are and after hearing the word of God you decide to surrender your life to Christ, that's alter call. It can take place even in your room.

lolzzzzzzz. is dis your own meaning of alter call?? lolzz. let me correcr u anyway
An altar call is a tradition in some evangelical Christian churches in which those who wish to make a new spiritual commitment to Jesus Christ are invited to come forward publicly. It is so named because the supplicants gather at the altar located at the front of the church building.
the act of moving towards the alter is diff from surrendering ur life to jesus. u can be saved even in ur bedroom.

Christianity Etc › Re: Any Relationship Between Altar Calls And Salvation? by lonikit(op): 1:34pm On Sep 18, 2016

aninexzy:
There's a relationship! There is no salvation without altar call! Taking a bold step to D front is 1st step datz d altar call, confessing ur sins n bin receive to God's kindom is d salvation we are talking abt.

did u just say no salvation without alter call huh

I comment my reserve ooo

Christianity Etc › Re: Any Relationship Between Altar Calls And Salvation? by lonikit(op): 1:01pm On Sep 18, 2016

eph12:
Your first statement is wrong. You don't need alter call to be saved or become born again

tnks bro. infact its becoming so discouraging. a lot of backsliders are always ashame of goin out or raisin hand when its comes to alter calling, especially the workers dat are sinners.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Any Relationship Between Altar Calls And Salvation? by lonikit(op): 12:57pm On Sep 18, 2016

lukeosi4life:
You became born again after the altar call prayers.
You became a child of God after the altar call.
Salvation comes to you when you accept Jesus in your heart by confessing His Lordship.
Altar call is a call for salvation after preaching the Gospel.

are u sayin one cannot get salvation without alter call. must u raise ur hand or move close to the alter before getin saved.

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Christianity Etc › Any Relationship Between Altar Calls And Salvation? by lonikit(op): 12:23pm On Sep 18, 2016

I think altar call is nothing but church doctrine which has nothing to do with salvation. In fact, it's no longer helping the ministry because a lot of persons especially the backsliders are always ashamed to step out. So, I think there is no relationship btw salvation and altar calls.

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Romance › Re: Just For Fun; Come In And Tell Us Anyone One You Remember by lonikit(op): 12:45pm On Sep 12, 2016

wht is rag day??

Romance › Just For Fun; Come In And Tell Us Anyone One You Remember by lonikit(op): 11:48am On Sep 12, 2016

jenifa's diary is not a child play o. my friend in the department of theatre art in one of the state universities is working on "the influence of jenifa's diary on students' learning" as project topic

Romance › Re: Things That Happen Whenever You Touch A Lady's Breast by lonikit: 6:10pm On Aug 28, 2016

tnk God oooo

Politics › Re: Ondo 2016: Sheriff Holds Primary Next Week by lonikit: 8:18am On Aug 23, 2016

siraj1402:
This guy go finish PDP.As much as I will want PDP to remain in Ondo state, this will never be possible with Mimiko steps. It was been said that Muslim in Ondo state are just 35% of the population, can anyone tell me Christian make up the remaining 65% ?when we have Ogun,Obatala,Sago,Mole etc warshipper.
Let them continue and see what 35% of 100 can amount to at the end of the day. Tomorrow shall tell.

Meanwhile Mimiko is doing all this for his cover-up and for his political ambition. Jegede lived in Adamawa for more than 20 years and happen to be Atiku associate. Filling Jegede as PDP candidate will make Atiku to spend on the election and when he comes out by 2019 to become a presidential candidate, Mimiko will be his vice. Everyone knows Atiku is fantastically corrupt only he has not been caught red handed. Obasajo knows much about him, his own third term ambition made it impossible for him to deal with Atiku.

kini okunrin yi nwi bayi. whts d point u are trying to make here. can u name just one politician who is corruption free in ondo.

Education › Re: What's The Toughest Course You Did/you Are Doing In School? by lonikit: 8:23am On Aug 22, 2016

Darejo:
Lol.. I know there's nothing like a weak or strong 2.1

But I said that because I intend to further my education in one of these Canadian universities, most times they regard our 2.1 graduates as those with CGPA of 4.0 and above.

Don't ask me how I know, my cousin is studying there.

but wait o bro, most universities in canada, I mean about 90% use 4.0 system. so can u make things clearer here.

Education › Re: What's The Toughest Course You Did/you Are Doing In School? by lonikit: 8:04am On Aug 22, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
lolz...is there weak 2.1...2.1 na 2.1 jhoor!!..ad where does strong 2.1 starts from?

e tire me ooo. wht is d diff btw 3.50 and 4.49 huh

second class upper division wil be written boldly on both cert.

Education › Re: What's The Toughest Course You Did/you Are Doing In School? by lonikit: 7:52am On Aug 22, 2016

babyfaceafrica:
which sch please?

KSU. u?

Education › Re: What's The Toughest Course You Did/you Are Doing In School? by lonikit: 7:40am On Aug 22, 2016

Kinsworld42:
[b] lolz i know that feelings though, studying structures of words. Then what will happen when you meet morphosyntax? that is combination of two different courses as one, its hell I tell you...

huuu. that dept ennnh. only God knws sha. in my sckl, up till now, no one has bn able to break and set that record of first class.

Career › Re: UPDATE: Npower Sent Out Acknowledgment Of Application by lonikit: 7:10am On Jul 31, 2016

my frnd got it immediately she registered.

Politics › Most Of Fayose's Prophecies For 2016 Have Come To Pass. See Them. by lonikit(op): 8:54am On Jul 29, 2016

Fayose listed the following 20 things he predicts will happen in the country next year:
Fellow Nigerians, I want you to take note of the followings that will unavoidably happen under the Buhari-led government in 2016.
1. Workers Strike: There will be so much industrial unrest, especially in the first quarter of the year.
2. Subsidy: There will be removal of fuel subsidy and petrol (PMS) will sell over and above N100/litre, leaving the masses in more serious hardship. Product will not be available and long queue in petrol stations will persist throughout the first quarter of 2016 and beyond.
3. Electricity: Power generation will drop to the lowest ebb. Still, Federal Government will increase tariff in 2016.
4. Unemployment: Millions of jobs will be lost in 2016 as against the three million jobs promised by the APC yearly. Most States and Federal Government will retrench workers as evident in the over 2,000 Federal University workers already sacked.
5. Economic Policy: Most private owned middle-class businesses will fold up because of bad economic policies of the Buhari-led government.
6. Devaluation: The Naira will continue to have a free fall which will take it to as low as N320 to one Dollar.
7. Economy: The Buhari-led FG will have no solution to country’s economic problems.
8. Security: Boko Haram will keep spreading and the Shiite Muslims will get more emboldened.
9. Human Rights: Penchant for dictatorship will rise with rampant human rights abuses and disobedience to court orders.
10. Anti-Corruption: Insincerity in the fight against corruption will continue and the fight will not only be selective and political, but targeted more at Southerners.
11. Elections: Attempt to forcefully control any of the South South States of Akwa Ibom, Rivers and Bayelsa by the APC will lead to unprecedented deaths.
12. Economy: Crude oil price will fall to below and about $30 per barrel.
13. Anti-Press Laws: The masses, especially men of the media profession will rise against the FG’s plot to deny Nigerians of their rights to freedom of expression. There will wide condemnations by Nigerians and the International community against President Buhari’s human rights abuses and disobedience to court orders.
14. Polity: Renewed efforts will be made to remove Senator Bukola Saraki as the Senate President; this will not only fail, but will heat the polity.
15. Hardships: Nigerians will experience more hardships. The President himself attested to this (THE SUN newspaper Tuesday, December 15, 2015). This obviously negates the change Nigerians voted for.
16. Elections: Plot by the APC to take control of at least one South South State will lead to death of many people. Particularly, rerun elections in Rivers and Akwa-Ibom States will cause many deaths.
17. Corruption: Halliburton scam may be revisited in 2016.
19. Bayelsa State: Governor Seriake Dickson will win the supplementary election.
Taraba State: Governor Darius Ishaku will be victorious at the Court.
20. Politics: There will be subtle political alignment and realignment before the end of the year ahead of 2019 elections.

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Romance › Re: Hilarious Pix. Ladies Be Sincere, Who Will You Marry??? by lonikit(op): 12:20pm On Jul 28, 2016

cruzita:
#SayNoToNightmares

B won't remain broke for ever na

try and convert dat money for proper understanding my sis.

Romance › Hilarious Pix. Ladies Be Sincere, Who Will You Marry??? by lonikit(op): 12:04pm On Jul 28, 2016

ladies, tell us what you wud do in this situation. dont form for us here ooo.

Celebrities › Re: ‘I Can't Wait To Disvirgin And Have Kids’ – Halima Abubakar by lonikit: 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2016

ClassCaptain:
:;::: first and foremost; there is no word like disvirgin : the correct word is disflower .

Nd she is claiming virgin with these exposed milkshake

God knows best

dere is no word like disflower in dictionary. so class captain, u no knw book ooo.

TV/Movies › Re: City People Unveils List Of Winners (Comprehensive) by lonikit: 6:21pm On Jul 26, 2016

good for dem

Romance › Re: Remember My Girlfriend Who Doesn't Pick My Calls Every Evenings? I Cut_her by lonikit: 10:18am On Jul 21, 2016

temitope06:
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So ladies should resort to cheating in that situation. A man is human, not a deity or Ironman or however Disney portrays us, we have flaws. If he provides but has character issues, leave if you can't deal. Meanwhile if he doesn't provide, all Hell will break loose then. If they've been dating for 3/5 yrs, depending on which season we believe the girl should talk to him abt his flaws, not turn her evenings to romp sessions because he has "character flaws".

the question nw is that 'how are we sure that any of the versions is true huh

. the story seems fictional, and I think he has forgoten hw he strted it. that was d reason he made mistake of givn us diff versions.

he posted the first one on june 7. within the interval of one month relationship is 3/5 yrs and the lady is msc/PhD student.
bro T, im sure that there is an aota of lie in his threads. or I rather say the op is not the victim, only playing the role.

Romance › Re: Remember My Girlfriend Who Doesn't Pick My Calls Every Evenings? I Cut_her by lonikit: 9:39am On Jul 21, 2016

bryan360:
i d ya back..he said he was monitoring it from his phone..

u wan make he cook another lie for una. season three dey warm up.

imagine, a lady that was a PhD student in season one suddenly demoted to msc student in season 2. a relationship of 5yr old in season 1 is nw 3yr old.

chai, dante u no plan dis tin well.

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Romance › Re: Remember My Girlfriend Who Doesn't Pick My Calls Every Evenings? I Cut_her by lonikit: 8:20am On Jul 21, 2016

[quote author=lonikit post=47744722][/quote]oga u dey lie jor.
u told us she is into her PhD program and the relationship is 5yrs in season one. nw she is an msc student and relationship is 3yrs.
the wind of apc change is blowing everywhere.
see ur initial post oo

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Romance › Re: Remember My Girlfriend Who Doesn't Pick My Calls Every Evenings? I Cut_her by lonikit: 8:12am On Jul 21, 2016

dante300:
My last complain about my supposed wife to be which had about 600 comment and 46,000 views need further updates especially those who felt bad about the occurrence.
I don't know how to take u back to the previous write up but if u care to know just go to my profile and u will build up from there.
Here is the full gist....its not in my making to intrude in someone else's privacy but when its got to do with whom I spend my hard earned money for and whom I have freely given my heart to I think at this juncture my action is justified.
For someone I intend to marry that doesn't pick up my calls all evening calls for suspicion isn't it? Well some of those people who commented, asked me to put a hidden camera in her room which i did without thinking twice. To cut long story short,what I saw in the footage is unbelievable.....I took it in good faith because I had already known what I would see even b4 fixing the hidden camera.
The powerful question now is...if this girl can cheat on me,every nigerian man better watch his back. The Nigerian young woman have taken over the cheating game. Am not in anyway beefing the Nigerian woman(may God bless them) but what I mean is that the woman is not designed to cheat. Men are polygamous and woman aren't and so when such happens its very weird especially when it happens to someone nice like myself....3yrs relationship down the drain.and I aint getting younger. The only girl I've had sex with without protection,well am going for a test tomorrow. I have waisted a fortune on her, I wonder what more I could do for a human being again. An msc student,what type of brain does she need to know what she really wants in life? The room I paid the rent for another guy comes to visit? Its so unfair...I do not deserve all of this at all....,now I have trust issues. Someone I am 100% faithful to....I just do not know what next to do...- have dumped her already problem now is telling my immediate family that its over even after preparing for our wedding by december.broken relationship is better than broken marriage right?she so does not deserve me.....sad part is the guy shez cheating on me with knows she's engaged. Wow.its so not good. relationship this days is so not easy. Its no wonder shez always laid back when the issue of me intending to visit her in school comes up..I trusted her so much. I tot her age(32)would make her wiser but no. Some people may think I don't satisfy her. Well truth is any woman who doesn't get satisfied 30min of 1st round up to 3rd round is definitly a nymphh... Or maybe she just doesn't love me or just don't know what she wants.its so sad.
Forgive my poor write up..nobe that one dey worry me now. Wetin dey worry me is how to get my waisted time back

Romance › Re: Remember My Girlfriend Who Doesn't Pick My Calls Every Evenings? I Cut_her by lonikit: 7:37am On Jul 21, 2016

Jamean:
Story Story, Story!

At 32, no sane lady will just mess up a deemed serious relationship because of pleasures. Please tell us the role you've been playing in this whole drama and stop playing a victim, it takes 2 to tango and I don't want to believe this is all.

Most of your statements depicts a lot of ego and pride. *a lady I spend my hard earned money on, an apartment I rented with my money, men are polygamous in nature and women are to be faithful*.

Maybe this is just your own karma sef

so I'm not the only person that noticed this. this season is even beta, I will advice you to read the season one. its just an embodiment of pride. words like " if i leave her, she will be the one at loss bcus she can nevr find sombody like me again" etc.
op, pls work on ur ego so as to avoid pathetic story in ur next relationship.

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Romance › Re: Remember My Girlfriend Who Doesn't Pick My Calls Every Evenings? I Cut_her by lonikit: 11:26pm On Jul 20, 2016

wen I read the season one and dis season two, I smell pride. I'm not justifying the fact that she cheated on you. just work on your pride bcus of ur nxt relationship. no vex o.

back to the matter, let her knw y you are leaving her, show her the video, show it to her relatives and urs. then take unmovable stand of leaving her. dont be blind with one yeye love ooo or else..................

my mama used to say; iyawo to ba n sagbere, ti o ba pa oko, a pa ara e (a cheating wife wil either kill herself or the husband) pls avoid future "had I knw"

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