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SMALL TIME NOW DEM GO CALL THE WOMAN COME GOVERNMENT HOUSE.

Esdb3:
Upvote if you don't give a rat' ass about this topic.





Share if you don't know what upvote means.

U WELL SO?

my cousin came from USA to marry a girl he met online in Nigeria.

what is telemundo?

sucess001:
[size=24pt]if Jesus Christ was the APC flagbearer, PDP would have done a documentary on how he flogged people in the temple...[/size]

NOW WEY NA JESUS CHRIST DEM USE AS EXAMPLE, WE NO HEAR QUARREL O.

calebo101:
One Nigeria is a joke.

But left for me sir, if these would lead to the disintegration of this contraption called Nigeria, so be it! I wonder what our parents where thinking when they allowed these rubbish to go on for long. Isn't it glaring that Nigeria is not one? It's like a combination of 2 different countries forced to co-exist as one. What is the linking factor if not the lopsided symbiotic parasitic relationship based on oil?

If the North had oil, would they have coexisted with the South this long? I think it's time for everybody to go their separate ways, its been a long ride.

you might be right.

BUT WILL SPLITTING ACTUALLY GUARANTEE PEACE?

the son go don win am tire

I DE COME

english na una father language?

i have seen so many white men who don't even know how to spell and them no carry am for head like Nigerians

why dem de always naked for below base?

what's the title of your movie again?

OGA, NO PARK CAR THERE, YOU NO HEAR NOW YOU DE COMPLAIN.

i covered the pot when i de cook ogbono soup.

una see her inside?

englishmart:
it looks cheap. How much exactly is it?

NA #500, GO BUY.

mtprofessor5:
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Modified

Come back to Nigeria our economy is fast growing

SHE HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 97, AND HAS GOT NO ONE IN NIGERIA, HOW WOULD SHE COPE?

I KNOW SHE MIGHT BE ILLEGAL, BUT WHY WAIT TILL NOW BEFORE DEPORTING HER.

ebamma:
So u wan tell us say dem no fit postpone the wedding till that guy injury heal abi?

we don't know why he was looking like that

maybe them wan show say nothin can stop dem from getting married

egift:
Gbam. One can't imagine the fear in the faces of PDP members seeing Buhari discussing new global efforts of the War Against Terror instead of the Zoologist. It will be epic.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN WHERE A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS CALLED FOR A SECURITY MEETING OUTSIDE HIS OWN COUNTRY, WITHOUT GOVERNMENT'S REPRESENTATIVES?

THAT MY BROTHER IS COUP.

SO MAKE THEM NO PUT BUHARI FOR TROUBLE I BEG.

MillionDollars:
PDP must have visited the herbalist!!!

News about APC is getting more and more creepy!

LISTEN TO YOURSELF, NA PDP SAY MAKE DEM NO DRIVE CAREFULLY.

WE SHOULD HOPE THAT NIGERIANS ACT CAREFULLY DURING THIS ELECTION PERIOD.

COS HONESTLY, YOU WONT HEAR ABOUT ANY HIGH PROFILE DEATHS, JUST WE THE MUMU FOLLOWERS NAI GO DE DIE.

which kind story be this one?

Iamspaceblaze:
I thought you are not supposed to execute someone in a country if dat person is not from that country #nigeria_fucked_up_foreign_policy RIP man

na only Nigerian dem execute?

nice one, but hop say dem go pick and respond to calls when emergency de?

I'M NOT HERE TO SUPPORT ANY POLITICAL PARTY.

BUT SERIOUSLY, IN REAL SENSE, IF U ATTACK ME I WILL REVENGE.

NA RAMBO TEACH ME.

olas24u:
My brother he was on point but i did not understand the persons intentions with the vote GMB after the statements.Happy Sunday sir

YEA U ARE BOTH ON POINT.

AND I ALSO DISLIKE BRINGING POLITICS TO EVERY SINGLE TOPIC HERE ON NAIRALAND.

GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY

olas24u:
Its illegal and barbaric and please don't tie GMB ticket with your comments,The vice presidential candidate is a lawyer and surely will not approve of jungle justice.Social engineering and economic restructuring will reduce this type of crimes

True talk my lady.

But truth also be told, na from clapping, dance take de start. they are little thieves now, tomorrow they might b killing innocent people.

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID IF HE HAD A GUN AND KILLED 3 PEOPLE WHILE HE ESCAPED?

but why dem de use person health play all because of elections.

Who even bring the cancer story?

So na this one be the weapon wey beta pass Nigerian military own?

dem no de tire?

god go provide

ITS NOT ONLY ABOUT CREATING 3 MILLION JOBS. BUT MAKING SURE THAT THOSE WHO WILL LOOSE THEIRS WONT BE MORE THAN THOSE WHO GET EMPLOYED. (ASK AMERICANS)

IF THIS NA TRUE, THEN IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL