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Na oyibo need this crusade pass Nigerians.

Because them be lost souls

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Canme4u:
LOLZ, one sent to me yesterday, I pretend I didnt know he is a fraud and this conversation ensures;


Me: ellooooo "That's me pretending to be local"

Fraud: Hello

Me: Mo risifu mesaagi nisinyi pe kaadi mi ti block lati banki mi

Fraud: Which bank are you banking with?

Me: you spos know nah since you are calling from the bank that blocked my ATM

Fraud: "he stop talking and he put his phone to where it will seems as if the network is not good but I know he is listening"

thats when I started summarizing curses on his head cum a lot of curse incantation I know.

Whe he sees that am not gonna stop, he made one statement before he ended the call.

Fraud: Ol'osun leleyi ooo and he ended the call.











@Loomer I'm cool my man. It's been a while bro. My phone got spoilt and am just planing to buy another one.


How's the group and family?

I don't know anything about the group anymore, left since last year.

Canme4u:
Send it's pics and ur Location cum price to 08076003202





...and to those who copy numbers from this thread to send nonsense msgs to me that they are from Bank and my ATM has been blocked due to BVN should be very CAREFUL before sending sms to me cos I'll call you to add more to your problems , I am an ALFA who happened to be fathered by BABALAWO. Stay clear before I handover your matter to my Father.


Thanks as you complied.

Haha, see threat o.
In fact I wan send u that kind message now self.

How hustle my brother

Davash222:
Why then did he arrest them after preaching for them, when its so obvious they are just hungry to the extent of stealing packets of maggi.

Shey na from back to front you dey read ur story?

pacino26:
This is what I call the undying IGBO SPIRIT. Chukwuma me oso oso tinye ndi oso afia ka elenite ugbala I na emeputa.

You people should stop turning everything to tribal issues. Weda we like it or not we are all Nigerians

0079jaBond:
Is true I talk o
But come to think of it, of what relevance is "chewing gum" to guarantee the value of our currency?

Naija money tire me

curvilicious:
Abeg where be that? mai come stay wt u

Na one small country like that

0079jaBond:
chewing gum for where I doubt

Talk true

E still fit buy chewing gum

vislabraye:
No mind the mumu people !!

Mind them ke?

Them no worth am my brother

Thank God say we no get snakes for this place I dey

Why dem dey waste water for house wey don born finish?

If all of us dey kill ourselves cis of problem, who go remain?

chillingbabe:
we(the office) are going to buy a greeting card for him....can i still buy him a card??

Then that's enough

Fashola

chillingbabe:
I work in an organisation as the P.A to the MD. I'm just a month and few weeks old in this organisation,and my boss has been very nice and polite unlike my former employers that are good at cursing and using swear words.Even when i make a mistake, my MD won't curse me,he could shout politely and advise me, which isn't bad. His birthday is nextweek thursday. Do you think i need to buy something for my MD as a P.A?? If you think i should buy,what do you suggest i buy?? OR should i just behave like other staffs and wish him a happy birthday without buying anything?? The office is buying a cake, but i pushed for it. What do you guys suggest?? Thanks.

Just buy greeting card for am.

Jamb been jam me that year

Person use him hand buy bad market

Wardrobe allowance ke?

All these people no get problem at all sha

Make una talk am again.

Una don protect North from bokoharam?

Yeye people

Person wey him shit no dey smell nko

glambo:
let Fayose proof that
1; Other states didint met the requirement on got paid .
2; that Ekiti met the requirement and didnt get paid.

shikena.

OK sir

Theyveedo:
So her mother actually allows her to dress like that


Hope she won't cry foul when the girl starts misbehaving, that's if she hasn't started already.
Olosho in the making.

What's wrong with that dressing, or as the weather hot reach u no see am.

We dey this part of the world dey look for sun so people go comot the heavy load wey we de call jackets for body

Timbuktuo:
Whether that is true or not is not Fayose's business. Wetin concern be say make he meet the condition for the loan. Cikenan.

So if others no meet the requirements but get the loan no be double standards you go call that one?

hilariousdammie:
Pardon my poor write up

This happened in my area today in ijora badia lagos, The group of gang which their name is (akamaye boys) earlier today robbed a woman who lodged in an hotel around the area they stole her Gold, money and phones.

this guy in picture which his name is Abeeb but he is popularly none as (small-messi) refuse to release the stolen accessories, that was how the pandemonium started between this group of gang the young boy was shot by one is gang during the fight.

picture below

But how you take know the details like that?

You follow share the loot?

IncredibleJoe:
I understand but as the leaders of tomorrow, issues like dat shouldn't resolve into riot. There should be difference between garage touts and students

Leaders of which tomorrow. No let person vex o. Or u don forget people wey lead yesterday, today and na dem still dey for the tomorrow?

Super1Star:
Fayose wanted to use his usual thuggish way to bulldoze his way without following the required process.

Fayose na thug we all know, but u no go tell me say na only ekiti state no meet requirements inside all 36 states

Mumu, but he can speak to Trump abi?

Anyway we thank God for good health wey him get

How come na only ladies dey comment on this thread?

izzou:
I have no problem here. These things are normal. Women drive trucks even in Nigeria. So because she drive bus, we go run mad?

As long as she is doing it for her money, it's normal and I dont see the need for all these hullabaloo

You complained about her posing for the dude. Person dey work and smile should give u joy.