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Lol What Do You Expect?

Glacierz, I never get your time, i get 2battles on thursday make i no waste ideas.

GLACIERZ: Biatch!!!!. . .I own the bragging rights. . .and I keep it!!


Yall see how this nigga bluffs about/He brought the bout/unfortunately. . .i dropped the tout/
Two times in a row. . .so why don't the nigga shut his mouth!!/
Cos there ain't no other doubt/When fans give me the louder shout/ and he cowers out/
So if he try to take my praises. . .by next week he ll be 'pushing up daisies'. . .while a lonely flower sprouts!/
. . .on his eternal bed of roses/I leave niggas spooked on proses/that my head composes/
Cos my text is magical. . .like the seventh book of moses!!/ 


Omnipotent /My verse is aired on Orient/and loona can't match my quotient/
Nobody stops my enthronement/so if he claim solid nigga. . .then forking tell him. .  I'm a solvent!!/

He ain't a marked an opponent/cos he behaves like an animal. . .at times he's masked as a rodent/
but now he's an 'agama' . .seeing the 'sun again is an opportunity'. . He better 'bask in the moment'!!/
He is an enthusiastic liar!/So we get gasoline and pneumatic tyres/I boil with ire. . So like he lost his job. . .i get lunatic fired!!/
Nobody feeling what this toddler quip/he should fall asleep/or dust my shoulder and adjust my collar tip/
Cos I'm so generous. . .i ll school this kid for free. . .like a scholarship!!/
I ain't gotta talk to the p¡mp/so much cheddar. . .a bulk of reprints/will make him sulk at a glimpse/
If he wanna test. .all I say him is . .'break a leg!'. . .now that nigga is cripple, while I walk with a limp!!!/
I'm a ball of flame!/but new niggas are new niggas. . .nobody calls your name/
You and your c*cks*ckers, I put yall to shame/and Mik upholds my name. . .in the hall of fame!!!/

I bring the beef to this lying wim/cos he's a flop, just like his writing skill/
Coming to face me with lines i already used, proves you 'armed to the teeth' cos You a Biting Bytch!!/
This Bum deserves to be schooled/no one ever termed his horrid verse to be cool/
Cos ice never brought the heat. . But if he did. . Then . . He's shot himself in the foot!!/
Raps i provide, desecrate thugs/but ur raps jay-z , so you'll get this beating in an elevetor/
His matter's past elimination/ cos i'm bent on putting ice in his place. . .the refrigirator!/
Twice,mik made this ill luck victim/ record deafeat/
So ima make him a seizured weason/ when i beat him till his face his beyond recognition!/
This failed urchin/ should be preyed often/for getting sexual advancements from male offsprings/ homo nigga! easily gets an ere.ction eachtime he hears the name of bis!/
Your hagard rhyming/requires hazard spiking/ so i'll follow dragon's law on him, by making fire burst through his mouth like a pacman smiley!!!/
I drag his face in the mud/as i spray with the shots/in a flash, i take this vet out like a date with a doc!/
On fb i display vigour skill/cos what i spew injure wims/ that's got crews discussing/
But like dailey at man utd. . You the only blind man in your team!/
Your Long For Fame/ disgusts, and calls for change/
Cos cats on here gon surely stop your pace/
So only bragging right you have is to be tagged as the best, in the hall of shame!!/

Ya bish!!!

mikuz: Votes that went in your favour :

Kr0ne, Fuckyouhard, Guykhena and Ema Prince (4)

Votes that went to Glacierz :

JigsawKillah
Elymaxiimas
Mik
Ibime
Giyazz

(5)

Are my missing anything then?

Yes, Jigsaw Wasnt Tagged.

Bodybag Entertainment, Check.

coogar: emaprince's warning shots
someone tell this bïtch prince to close his mouth/before the coog spazzes & blow his house/

i stopped your shine/even when you got handed a graph book you didn't know when to draw the line/

you sonofawhorē/i'm coming with gore/your written looks like a little garden ...it didn't have much of a plot/

it's ironic....how your entire life's a comic/your IQ is atomic/your mother fücked a truckful of soldiers .....and she claimed it's platonic/

your mom's infected - she pose-a-danger/she's a pickpocket....her bag is filled with phones & pagers/if prince ever says his mom is stunning, it's because she stole a taser

the coog is ill....i'm the beast with the clean rhyme schemes/prince is a faggöt...always wearing the green tight jeans/the fool ain't tall enough so he dons a pink high heels/steal my throne? you gotta be a plumber the way you keep having these pipe dreams/

#light bars

You dont own a throne, shut that douche/ lotta battle rap heavyweights on here, dropping stuff's thats cool/
Mik we know, U3 we know, but hey, who the fork are you?/
You a lightweight , but you think ya something/
Setups bland,bars boring/Nonya verse ever awed me/
See b1tch i'm elektro, nothing you drop can shock me!/
Noobs hype you, now u think ya very great/but i still dont get why u get the praise/Cuz In every aspect, you effing lame/
Your mum's obessed body is the only thing about you that's heavyweight!/
You Beat mik , so what?/you beat sidd too, but that nigga aint even d0pe dawg/
We've had enuff of the text bluffing/i'm sick, you not, you dead horrid/
I met berg, took his head off him/ bis proved you not lucid/
Your stuffs stup1d/ so with that i'm burst through him/
Go to his crib with a mac, sight his pops pooping/
His mum in awe, the bum stood still/ she asking what i want with him/
I'm like fork you b1tch/ i came to fire this nigga like george clooney!/

Lol Wetin Be All This Now?

Oya

Ema Prince Vs U3

Let's Have This Battle Please?

mikuz: How can catarrh loan someone? Is that possible?

Lmao , qatar maybe

Heywhizzy: bhadt guy..u jes got lucky mikuz wasn't online to c d annoying stuf u were doing..u bought space saying u'll modify in 20 mins..lo nd behold,it took u close to 3hrz..if I knw tins goes dis way I shldn't ave rushed ma barz..anyways safe victory..no probs..go on nd win d tourney

Sorry For The Unpleasant Business.

I initially didnt have a verse for you,Was Gonna Pull a No-show.

But When I Saw Your Verse, I Just Decided To Come up with something, so as to avoid you wasting bars. Cheers.

Lol

fuckyouhard: ppl can be funny. lunatic used recycled and incomplete lines against whizzy and they're votin for him? smh! if he's not serious with the tourney why not opt out like kim did

Recycled?

Do I Look Like Cooger To You?

Evidence Please. Cos i dont get how u can call a freestyled verse recycled,

And about the incomplete matter, i have 2other ongoing tourneys i'm participating in, its not your business if my verse isnt complete, that should be the edge for my opponent, not ur concern.

Newbies Like You are a shame to textbattling, Never Talk about lunatic again in your life, and dont bother replying, Cheers.

mikuz: Closed : Glacierz wins this.

how? Count 'em verdicts well bros.

ELYMAXiimus: Lmao, that lunatic see heywizy lines, con go do freestyle... Lmfao

Lol

Smooth Freestyle. .
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I Create stunning punches/that impales on this buddy/
With so much heat to make sure this ingrate dummy's burning/
. . Cos while loonatikk is hailed as 'GOAT'. "HEY" . . Remains for the 'horses'!!/

I rap with skill/ cos i've got massive wits/
but facts revealed/
That your punches are like 'dead jelly fishes'. .they. . 'lack the sting'!!/

Jesus Of Rap,i could chill back and still/freestyle and win/
so dont get me provoked and turned/
. . Cos once i grab the nine, you'll be left to face the burden like. . .hollow da don!!!/

You dance to homo tune/but its high time i get this bozo schooled/
. . 'Real recognise real'. . But players in madrid dont know you!!/

I'm Tough with pain/so i let the slugs pop in his face/
And order mobs to get the bum locked in a cage/
. .but if he temple run . . You'll see the 'monks in a chase'!!!/

I known to render drugs all the time/so once i pop the nines/he best cower or disguise/
. . Cos I dont need to place his . .'heart on a sim card' . . to show his . . .'life's on the line'!!/

See i've got mean intentions/ to drag you into deep depression/
Cos at the end of today, you'd be tagged as one of
"Tikk's victims" like dogs with infections!!/

My intricate cray puns/gets heavyweights layed off/
But You'd be dead on my arsenal . . When i kill you at emirate stadium!!!/


. . As Usual, coogar and others are restricted from my battles. I repeat , Do Not Vote.

Mikuz?

Check.

Mikuz, Please Come Clear This Thread. Tag Voters, Even People Who Lack the wits to write dope bars like this are voting. This isnt organised at all.

Thought i opted out? Well How many lines?

I'll Be Taking On Bis,Thunder and Ema Prince , Depending on who wants to go first.

This Is What Ya'll Been Waiting For, World War Z In Textbattling.

Its a Showdown Of Lyricall Prowess Between Two Battle Rap Heavyweights. Hailing From Two Deifferent Dimensions. They Have Nothing In Common ,But If There's One Thing They Have In Common? Its Putting Rivals Away.

Bio:

A King In Almost All Facebook Rap Groups, The Serious Type, A Battle That Never Takes a Bar For Granted, A Textcee That Can Break You Into Bits With His Sleek /Metaphors,Melodious Rhymes Out of This World Schemes I present to you U3!!


"You a d0pe?
mess THAT FIB, Vixen had u MURKED BADLY,
dat "bytch owned u" like DOTHRAKI!, so the pride u HAVE
LEFT WILL SUFFER/ 'retarded clips' these LARGE TECHS
WILL STUTTER, or I could use BATS DRESSED WITH
COPPER, boy ul only be a "made man to d bat" as ALFRED THE
BUTLER!/

See bytch we know u KIDDY SOFT, "Cheqqs' ur mentor" so ul
always be WRITTEN OFF, u just 'fake front' nigga... SILICON, so
morticians'll 'wrap ur head' like a HINDU BABE/
Slimbuck "fu.cked u special" like a BYTCH YOU CRAVE, but me?
I like em GINSU BLADES, RIP THRU VEINS, QUICK YOU
PALE.. Jiraiya showed Sage dies when he MEETS TRUE PAIN!/
But y name urself sage? THAT's LAME BRO, LOOK THROUGH,
I meet a couple thugs, ARMS RAISED,FOLD TWO F00LS, u
meet a couple thugs.. its KAME NO JUTSU?/ You gon "get hits"
like when FAN BASE GO YOUTUBE, ur skillset-low, if we-were-
clothes, I've got 'combat genes', this gay MAY GO TUTU!/
Oh u straight? so Fhab aint ur "BESTIE" ON FACEBOOK? U just
'ball together' like TESTES?, UR GAY FOOL, see imma 'kill to
confirm' like a SAVAGE TEST/ FANS MAY VEX but this MAN
CRAVE CHEST, stays "close to Jae" like KANYE WEST, u skip
to fhab, I FAST RAISE TECHS.. "Take out the three" like
LANDSCAPE THREATS!/


Now Hailing From The Era Of Dinosaurs, The Warridibo of Nairaland Himself, The Undisputed Champion Who Took out Numerous Vets From Facebook , The one Who's Termed As The Most Consistent Textcee Ever To Grace The Soil Of Textbattling, With The Vocab Of Wole Soyinka Himself, The Rapper Whose Rhymes Are Outstanding, Punchlines Carved From The Teeth Of Hyenas, Yeah You Know, They Make You Laugh Your A$$ Out, I Present To You IBIME!!!

"I never disrepected his views. . .
but he persisted in grieving/ this lyrical deacon/ so I'ma get
rid of his demon/
like a Celestial church. . and give him spiritual healing. . .
through a physical beating!!!/

I insist to this heathen/ that we're not realistically even/ cos
this nigga is median/
My flow is mean. . . and he's average. . . . thats statistically
speaking!/

Ya ex stole ya virtue/ You paid her to stay home. . . till my
cheque broke the curfew/
Cus I provide the 'main meal'. . . and let ho’s 'desert' you!!/

Ya rhymes still in baby care/ mine develop like facial hair/
Lets make it clear. . . if beef 'escalates'. . . .you’d rather take
the stairs!!!/"

There You have it.

Ladies And Gents, LET'S RUMBLE!!!

Ibime: U3, I've sent Mikuz my verse. . .

Abeg Lagunna kindly help me and U3 with banner. This battle go hot. . .

Make i hype am?

kingdimes: the reason the king never jokes/..is cause he is yet to see clever folks/who grips the pen n grace the sheet with written that sever blokes/
a question rose/ is dimes a vet or pro/the way he shelter flows/with better attitude...n a body so transparent that they skeletal shows/
text battle evolved but am the agent of transformation.../
the apex of the evolution/
cos have solely mastered the art of making bars...chemists brand the process saponification/
retarded elements/this gays irrelevant/tryna drag resident/but this dragon resilient/
so they get under estimated cos they ain't significant figures...to match this prime intelligence/
every written is technical/strong enough to alter the body anatomy...pollute the blood n compress the fluid/
so those who focus on wining me...one punch they will "loose concentration"....like dilute chemicals/
I am adorned with words/to converse n rapport with gods/
deep my balls of steel between your beeeetch's leg...then extract " iron from the ore"/
master mason/piped a Irish maiden/in a titan caven/
this over hypened raven/never spat sick pages/
i will raise the bar.. so in the heat of the moment. .their delta changing/
you babies am fetal placing/cos am sicker than an Ebola patient/

D¤pe!

Krizzkutz: Tsup with this on the battle thread?? Remember u were the frst to vote n u jst did mvgt without brking it down, talking abt dickriding rmmba it made u more famous than ur bars did. . . Errbodi sopos to vote n leave, yet u went dere attacking some else, now that's dickriding cus u not the one battling n u attacking anoda voter, was he d only one that voter coogar??

dere r some battles u not sopos to cast vote slf to avoid bin ccontroversial.

Word.

These Noobs tho, Smh.

When Is Thunderstorm Vs Mikuz's Battle?

Mikuz, How Can I Block People On here?

ELYMAXiimus: if his verse is WACK, then what should we call your verse against glacierz?

You Dude, get off my back. You and that jigsaw dude been getting on my nerves lately, I dont know you. Stay your lane, cheers.

That Battle Was Below My Expectation, I Was Expecting The Normal Witty Ibime, But He diverted to his 'newly found personal usage style' which didnt wow me at all, To be honest, that battle ehn, I just hope U3 vs Ibime would be a better one. And Coogar, Your verse was WACK.

Testerfuze: Mehnn dat cooger vs ibime's match is tha battle of the century

Not Even Close.

coogar: the prince of persia bags another body.....

it's too easy out here. where are the victory drums?

zip your vag, your verse was wack as fork, WTF is *tone go low*? Smh, so much for top tier.

Lol, I'm Opting Out, There's No competition in this.

Limerick: shut up, i bagged jon lamar, jon lamar bagged lunatic. U shuld worship me biter.

I've Bagged Both You and Jon Lamar, Without both of you not picking upto two criterias, What does that make me to you? Your superior right? Ok i'm done trading words with kids like you, reason i blocked you on fb, Dont bother replying, go pick on someone your size, i'm too big for this. Cheers.

And Coogar hasnt posted his verse, what is taking him so long?, if na to insult person mama he go do am within a blink of an eye, smh