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ELYMAXiimus:
i just clicked like, since no one would!












Sike!!!


You need to work on ur pronunciation of words....

Mar tricks / matrix is forced

Poor chase/ purchase is totally off.

Nd those were in the cypher i wanned liricyst(maverick) to kick you out of.
I knew you'd ruin it.

I really enjoyed mav's verse tho. Top-notch.

Darkrebel666:
see this stupid fool's verse against glaciers
playing berg asss with beggars ..


This was a verse he had time to write..compare it to my less than 45mins frees ..

fingers/dentition-tooth and nail
rip where I sew/
cut ties like relationship bla bla

all cheap, weak and grade 1 lines.not to talk of his unconnected filler rhymes


if you are ready to battle coward..then let's do it and stop bitching

Darkrebel666:
A Quick Facebook brawl
.Vs Jennie


Light_bars

*Jenny's gonna moulder.....its transparently clear..that
her life is over/ and with the knives in my holster/ I'll
slice this toddler/ My 'Religiousness' is cruel...so
after striking her shoulders/ and smiting her molars/
I'll make her perish...in a 'God-like Way'...without
rhyming 'Jehovah' !/

4 words describe me....Notorious and Sage/ Ferocious and Rage/ 2 words define her.....Erroneous
and Frail/ If she dares rebuke...I'll clamp the
doughnut and ape/ and Stab her anus with blades/have her hanged on the 'Everest'....Fore' I 'rock'
her to the grave ... with ''Mountainous'' Waves!/

And Since her Pusssy is free...I'll use my trickery to
gain/ and after she's plagued....Raided and
played...and lyrically slain/ I'll tear off her pants...and
her pitiful veil/ String her to a 'ballot'...then Start
pumping her ccunt...- The 'Political' Way!!/

I'm handsome, fresh....and I'm hazard, hollow/ but
Jennie's unappealing....and a haggard fellow/ we
should cover her face.. With the mask of zorro/ Cos
ugliness dwells...in her Scalp and marrow/Even 'Wiz
Khalifa'...saw her 'Skin' and 'teeth'...and did 'Black'
and 'Yellow'!/

Jennie's no classy chick...she's a slutty street
dame/ she could do a sexx tape..just for cheap fame/
Jennie's a generous Whhore...she's naughty and
lame/I mean....You could ffuck her for 5 bucks...and
Still collect change!!/

if I catch her 'Father'..I'll batter the fool/ and if Jennie
tries to 'Sue'...I'll blast off his foot/ 'Peel off his
dermis'...leave him fractured and bruised/ then make
her 'wear his skin'...fore' i send her to 'Court'...in a
'Paternity Suit' !/

Jennie's a Pauper... a stinking babe/ and a frigging
lame/ She's a penniless whhore...and a filthy acme/So
Call Her Wallet a 'poultry'....cos everything in it....is
just a 'Chicken Change' !/

I'm a Phenom with 'Venoms'..and I'm dicing this
bastard/ ...and blighting the wackard/ cos every
rhyme..and line is disaster/ and if Jennie
survives...I'll make sure her hind..and behind is
shattered/ fore' I bring in the 'Snakes'....till her
lifeless body...start climbing the 'ladders'/

if i catch her 'eyeing'...these machetes,
alabasters/ would Puncture her 'Retina'...leave her
headless and hammered/ then I'll Douse her
'cornea'...and damage her 'lens'....like 'Careless
Photographers' !/

I still murdered Jennie.. With no preamble or
rehearsal/ I got her written off quick..with my
venomous pencil/ next is breaking some bottles...on
this Twerp and weasel/ And literally speaking.... I'll
bring those bottles to her mouth....- Like 'Pepsi
Commercials' ! /

airmark:
Seun
Lagunna
Emaprince
Ibime
Mikuz
Darkrebel
Coogar
Limerick
Guykhena
Giyazz
Sosiqdude
Loonat11kk
Kr0ne. (thanks for the love)


Thanks guys I was totally off due to circumstances beyond my control in real life outside nairaland while trying to help some brothers innocently. Thank God for his mercies and vindication. I am sorry for the inactivity on nairaland since last year. God bless y'all.

Samoranopapa:
Go to your department or faculty to make enquiries

Kunle106:
not actually compulsory as no penalty for not attending but it is very important because it will afford you to get first class information on how the university system operates and the rules and regulations governing the school... Hope you get?

Kunle106:
OOU Fresher's Orientation to hold 24th -25th
February
The Olabisi Onabanjo University management has
unveiled its plans to conduct Orientation
Programme for 2014/2015 fresh students.
This is targeted at keeping the fresh students
abreast of events and occurrences on campus, and
giving them wide knowledge on Dos and Don't of
Olabisi Onabanjo University.
The Opening ceremony will take place on Tuesday,
February, 2015 at LLT II by 9.00am followed by
Lectures to be delivered by Dean of faculty of
Education, Ag. Registrar, Ag. Dean, Directorate of
Students Affairs and Students' Affairs Officer.
The 'Day 2' Lecture will be on Course Unit System,
requirements for graduation and unlocking
potentials in students. other issues relating to
academics, sports and health will also be discussed
on Wednesday, 25th February, 2015 at LLT II.
The 'Day 3' will be graced by Jumat Prayer at the
Central Mosque, Main Campus on Friday 27th
February, 2015 by 1.00pm.
And 'Day 4' will be the interdenominational Prayer
at LLT II on Sunday 1st March, 2015 by 10.00am.

Ibime:
Loonatik joined this section in October 2013

Joshuabase:
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A warcraft belt to my name/
Where's yours? Oooh none aint that a shame/
All the greats battled on warcraft/
Mikuz,ibime,streetwise,thunderstorm and/
glaciercz these niggas all top glads/
My name forever etched on that wall of fame and on top that/
You got more battles than I do? Let's talk lad/
Glacierz buried you twice,that's phocked lad/
Narrow win against dimes,your only win on this turf lad/

.
While I'm regarded a legend/
You got discarded the second/
We all left, . .u Lost your relevance,these words is true/
Bish so unknown,math equations should solve for you!/
That's why you come here to criticise rebel/
You tryna stay relevant,bish aint got a certified medal/
My skill level,towers above you/
all black on when entourage comes through/
Who tha bleeps you? - who mentored your asss?/
Who taught you the rhyme? Who geared up your raps?/
Who'd you learn to punch from?/
Who told you what rhymed and what not?/
Who taught you the flow that you work on?/
I'm the one bruv!/
Now the teacher's talking - shut the phock up!/

Joshuabase:
Y'all are complaining about mikuz/
If mynd_44 and eldee were still here with these rules/
Y'all would have multiple accounts like 04ka,that's real truth/
'Cause they would go ban-happy on your main acc,ghost acc and all other sequels/
.
Mikuz I'm dissapointed ... The real culprit you no ban na warriblood you come ban,you fall my hand BIG TIME

Akin1212:
How can I change my username

Akin1212:
How can I change my username

Darkrebel666:
at least I didn't suffered three defeat in just 2015 and I wasn't caught biting

Wack Fool

ELYMAXiimus:
opener = tie

rhyme = glaciers

flow = tie

personal = loonat11k (glaciers payed almost no attention to this)

mets = Glaciers ( i luved his mets more, "the battle is a cellibate b1tch, d1ckhead, impregnate it". . . "If ice fell loon died in the avalanche" . . . "Dont push your luck it's at the edge of the cliff", "punch like an oscillating bulb"... And much more! Lol, i like that "ruffle feathers" too by loonatik, "overshadow the moon", "fire baptism" Nd A few more This should be a tie, but glaciers edged this slightly )

punchlines = tie! Cray! Cray!! Cray!!!

w/p = loonat11k( glaciers had very nice puns too but loon had more, plus that closer is cool, "i reap where ice sow"

closer = glaciers (glaciers was more creative here)

ELYMAXiimus:
f*ck off.. You aint worth my attention.. Wacko... Mr "noob say, but"... Lmfao.... You nd kim should be sentenced to death via firing squad, for the offence of r@ping wordplays anyhow.

ELYMAXiimus:
me? Pained cos you declined an open call out you made yourself?
Are you normal at all?
I know you don't have enough bars to drop. You manage bars. Nd has ema prince accepted ur c/o?
I told you you're wack.
Tho that's not even my business. What annoys me is how you come here to ridicule bars which you find difficult to drop like we do.
Thank your stars you ducked your own call out. Cos i doubt you would have tied a crit.
If you don't have bars to drop, keep ur lips shut nd stay in fb where you troll anyhow without bars.

Darkrebel666:
did you go to school at all muttonhead ?
what is painment ?
featherbrained cretin

ELYMAXiimus:
you need a hot slap. If you think you're better, why not call him out...
You're the wacko here..

After kim will make a list of top ten nd put this one in it.

This lunatic annoys me like sh1t. Joshuabase nd ibime been talking about others chatting, atleast we still drop bars... The like of this lunatic whom you both consider an oldhead here only comes around to hate...
Others come around to gossip, glaciers nd co.

God go catch one of this so overhyped oldheaded wackos one day, we'll cross paths in the ring.