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Iceskidd:
Dat lonaprick na mumu. E just dey fb dey call us ibime d1ck riders

I guess you are emanual tha nemesis?

English is your problem, read my comments again and see if I was abusing NL, or protecting his name from fb cats

(My username is obiliwiski)

Ademoyegun Ayomide Josephtinted'leomi
mc'Special
If Only You Can See Ibime On Fb
Like · 10 hours ago
Thor Thunder
first lets hve ink vs cooger....
Like · 6 hours ago
Emmanuel ThaNemesis
Ibime has lost form.
Like · 4 hours ago
K Ing Obiliwiski
the idea of you people painting NL as a forum for
co.ck.suckers of ibime disgusts me, cause currently
ibime is losing his second consecutive battle at the
moment
Like · Edit · 2 hours ago
David Pein Nagato
Loona,he wouldn't hav lost to emaprince if he did not
admit dat he lost ..btw, wich 2nd battle plz? ..Ibime
vs ??
Like · 1 hour ago
K Ing Obiliwiski
smh, votes had been goin to ema prince before he said
that, and its ibime vs krone
Like · Edit · 1 hour ago
David Pein Nagato
Mehn,krone ..hehe ..if he loses to krone,he beta stops
battling ..thanks ,leme google it
Like · 1 hour ago
Emmanuel ThaNemesis
lunatic is just saying nonsense. Can you enter NL
and say all this shit? You'll just lose the small respect
the ibime has 4 u. And b4 una expect am to beat
kr0ne?
Edited · Like · 1 hour ago
K Ing Obiliwiski
who are you ? Do you understang English at all?



-

So this is what I get for Protecting this forum? Cool

I'll keep this detailed as possible, to avoid shady business



Opener - 1 point
Ibime takes this.
krone, I suggest you read ibime vs glacierz, the biscuit pun was played there

Rhymes - 2 points
Tie ,although bis was neater here, still I can't downplay krone's effort

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Krone, the references were just hitting and hitting, super!


Punchlines - 3 points
Ibime!!

"Y'all know thís pest is dumb/ he went on "Who
wants to be a millionaire". . . and got the first
question wrong!/" Lmao!!!!!!

As if that wasn't enough

" My X-men kidnapped Krone for
tryna test the don/ Wolverine wanted to kill him. . .
I said it’s best to shun/ forbade Sabretooth from
harming him. . . . and didn’t say yes to Storm/ but
when Juggernaut asked permission to headbutt
Krone. . . .I gave him the nod. . . cos his head is
strong!!/" KO! Bleep!

Personals - 2 points
Krone

". . for refusing to retire, this hommie should die
quick/ and if you hope to be like him/ you prolly
gullible minded. . .coz only fools hype Bis/
but when dopey goons sight him/ they ‘shake heads
and snap fingers’ like Nollywood crime scene!"

Hahahaha, somebody kill me please

Flow - 1 point
Ibime, there's no dragging this

Wordplays - 2 points
Krone , lol bis, I don't fu.c.ks with some of your plays

Closer - 1 point
Ibime, cracker!



Its tied at 6-6

But Based on enjoyability, go with bis, krone, you've got my respect from now onwards, nice verse

All the same,

MVGt: ibime

Lol Thanks to aieo, that Guykhena dude 'll be feeling cheated

Nice battle all the same, I love that mayonese play sha

My speech so sick/ but I keep it on a d-lo tip/
Pride comes before a fall. . . and Ill make ya ego
trip!/ - ibime

Analogue television/ couldn’t describe his position/
cos when this fool smokes weed. . . he’s the high
definition!/ - ibime


I'm swinging a baton/ hitting Ya cabin, If u thinking
ya sparking/ ur best shots jus give this 'chief
fun' . . .but be-ware! Cos wen I 'lace' punches,
Winning is satin!/ - prekky

I'll put the sly douche under/cos i've got the might to conquer/so let's experiment . . . with this baptism of fire. . That turns ice to water!!/- Loonatiikk


•Kim set you up...pitting the Coog against a noodle
lightweight/ Coog is back with fury like the Hutu
Rampage/Serving more sickness to these clowns
than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo
fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so i google
translate/they want you sodömised with a stick like
the Zulu ašsrape/ - cooger

now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ we need
fact to the proofs/
.cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg .
Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent
back to the zoo!!/ - thunderstorm

talk is cheap plus prattle too/but i came to beat not
battle you/
if folks tell him otherwise, they clearly ‘fool ani' . . .
so either they talking ‘bull shít’ or ‘cattle poo'!!!/ - glacierz (actually my best bar in this forum)

Ibime:
BTW, Prince and Prints are homophones. . .

Right, on to the next one:

I would like to spar Krone then Loona in that order.


Call out:

KRONE!

Chairman, I think that our battle will have to be on hold

Sorry for the buzz kill, I aint got much spare time on me for the rest of this year

Plus I'm still stuck on one 28bars battle on facebook which I have no choice than to squeeze out time to write.

When I'm ready, I'll holler bros

.

Emaprince:
I don't know what elymax is tryna say but this part of ibime's verse is the most interesting!

Its packed with swag,wits,the flow is there..its just breath-taking reading this...the repeatation stuff even made me love it the more...tossing around "watchman/men" before landing is like a football striker trapping the ball,dressed it with two touches before unleashing a screamer....my closest friend here loved it so much....glad we made it a good battle anyways.

Oh boy, you don inhale crack overnight oh

Lol

Loonatiikk's in

ELYMAXiimus:
mikuz cross out my former verdict!

MVGT = emaprince

The f u c k ??

So yu were being biased before? Don't you know this deserves a ban?

OPENER 1pt:
Nil

RHYMES 2pts:
Ibime

METAPHORS 2pts:
Ibime

PUNCHLINES 3pts:
Ema prince , that drop dead gorgeous line sha

PERSONALS 2pts:
Ema prince

FLOW 1pt:
Ibime

WORDPLAY 2pts:
Ema Prince

CLOSER 1pt:
Ema prince


MVGt: Ema prince

Doo. .doo. .doo. .doo! imitating gunshots/niggas in
skinny jeans. . .beetches in bumshots.

Thunderstorm
We the gangstas . .bent in damaging/
the gun tossing deadly savages/
to hell with blasphemy/ we speak in guns . .with
weapon adages!/
so when our gun speaks . . .it's bullet rate
translating seven languages!!/


Glacierz
Growing up in the streets till it became ma home/
the only nigga out there as infamous as Al Capone/
Did it by my own. . .I did it all alone/
No one ever interrupted/a forking mind corrupted/
vents and cracks in it. . .and all the crimes that
erupted /
Gangbanger . . .fire shots and bang gangstas/hang
slanderers. . .till I rub shoulders with a grand
commander/
Take a gander. . . loose off the goose/I know who's
got the booze/
don't push me to the wall. .if u a douche who got
beef/
cos I push everything, push coke, even push you off
the cliff/
marksmen . . .on your marks . .and you get those
silly jitters/
it's a gangsta race yall. . .im ahead by a nine
millimetre/
Any mothaforka come close. . .I gotta mute him and
loot/rob him of his victory. . .when I shoot him in
the foot/
If you wasn't allowed to be a banker/you go around
scouting for pranksters/
With a jetta and a baretta. . .very proud to be a
gangster/
I kill every nigga under my nose/with the cosa
nostra I boast/
It's over for the slowpokes . .when I hover and
propose a toast/cos i feel like a forking pope/
In the name of the father, son and the holy ghost/i
let those niggas roast/
So they burn again/after I cremate them. . .their
families mourn in shame/
Any other stand up to me. .is a disgrace to his clan/
he'll have his face in his hands/
Jesus. . .hope the formula is altered right/busy
cooking like Walter White/
lab rats cook all day . . . and night is for dispatch/
Hope you're a match and your first batch is quite a
catch/
Or I have your hands detached and dispatch em in a
yatch/
Investments yielding interests. . .i earned my own
mark/
Swimming in liquid assests. . .call me a loan shark/
Wannabes on the hind/feeding off my
grind. . .there's nothing I find but cannabis on my
mind/
Get it from a point vendor/roll and smoke with my
fellas. . .on a joint venture/
We sit on the bench derailing/as we begin the ritual
of french inhaling/
confusing nouns and turning verbs/you wouldn't
know this if you haven't been burning herbs/
Sniffing the coke/and you think its a joke/till I start
to crack your ribs. . .and you begin to choke/
From choking you begin to croak/like you got a frog
in your throat/
I'm so quiet. . .graveyards imitate my silence/but
it's like a thousand ghosts awoken. . .when I initiate
the violence/
An eye for an eye/stab a mothaforka till he die/take
this message to the guy. . .who accepted battle as
his reply/
I'm fly/I.Q is always high. . .Ink is intoxicated. . . Tu-
Wrongs Right is in the sky!!/


Thunderstorm
We the gangstas . .bent in damaging/
the gun tossing deadly savages/
to hell with blasphemy/ we speak in guns . .with
weapon adages!/
so when our gun speaks . . .it's bullet rate
translating seven languages!!/


Loonatikk]
Yo,
This kid off the block , inhale crack, pop the pills/
straight up gangsta, when we the storm the streets/
the cops retreat/
Ya'll know We raw with skill/Tell 'em you aint ever
seen a kid this high since jack and jill went up the
hill/
My childhood upbringing was barely african/On the
streets of murder, ya'll weak phucks gon be dead in
no time like henry hamilton/
This right here's the hardest shyt you ever read/
On that gun talk, what you gotta say when the
buretta tell?/
Tell 'em I put the cash on a plate/ to leave yur heart
on a stake/
I want beef, but youse nothing drastic/ forking
boring artiste/
forming hardened/tell me bytch, what's gangsta
about a nigga in a scottish outfit??/
Loonatiikk, the capone to make you regret all your
threats/
Only Lunatic in the game, nigga pay homage or die
with the debt on your neck!/
Right before mobilization, we kept the trend up/
Thugging round the hood, till adversaries left with
fear grubs/
Moving from town to town, we parry in groups/
Brown timbs, oversized sweat shirts just to harden
the looks/
We bandits induced/ bump ice cube all day, then
party till noon/
Expecting the right comfort/ stab clasees just to get
high on pod/
Head outta church,escaping sermon's, then I pick up
a cab/
perverted mindset I used to jizz on a mag/
Shyt, This man crazy/ your DRIVE, i OVERTAKE like its
car racing/
All you rappers be damn basic/ its fact, face it/
Bring beef, let's get to dinner and eat/ I murder a
kid for free, tell 'em I know who zimmerman be/
This nigga, sicker at it/but you wacks not defined yet/
Who else harder than this, you oughtta place yur
cash on the finest/
City to city, I'm enthroned around/ so once I'm the
zone yu best elope and scram/
cos a grip of that jesus piece nigga, you'll give up
the ghost like an exposed account/

kr0ne:
Mikuz, Ibime, Coogar, Emaprince and Loonat11kk, please sign in as judges to encourage this movement. Thanks

Okay

Is the chatroom not enough for you guys?

kr0ne:
He peeped and looked away.....damn faggit! Back to my Heineken jare

Stop acting like someone is scared of yu and yur weak writtens

I'll battle yu in a prooper way, don't rush the homicide kid

This hazy line spitter/ bout ta get sprayed with nice ether/
for tryna test a god with his baby rhyme fillers/
Ask around, loonatikk we know, but you? Nah! Your name don't ring a bell, like a lazy time keeper!/
beetch,
I'll leave yu effing spooked/ with deadly tools/ don't think yu rhyme tough, nigga you barely good/
Fork a build up, when it comes to being d0pe
K comes last & I aint spelling Loo[i]k[/i]!!/
Nigga I been rhyming before you were birthed as a baby/
Life's a bed of roses, so I stay fresh as a daisy/
I keep the ho's on stanby, but I tell yu its female soccer if yu ever hear this beetch made passes at a lady!!/
I'll Leave this dimwit messed up/when I spray shots to his weak tendons/
Nigga don't talk class, krone yu know where you belong. . . . the disease section!/
Youse a hafling and beetch made/ suddenly won a sh1tty competiting, now yu feel yu could be seen starting a big wave/
Fork that! Yu the Only nigga to ever win a tourney, without battling a big name!/
Yur matter's reached execution/ eff yur threats, yu still stuck in evolution/
I swear,
Beating me should be your new year resolution!!/
This dude ugly/ he too morbid, & now my tool grudgy/
I'll shatter his dentition by taking the K teeth out like a dentist on tooth surgery!!/
Nigga you spew rubbish. . .
Reason I call yu a beetch nigga/
See,I looked up yur photos,shyt! youse a black forking beetch nigga/ O_O
Battling yu woulda been a freestyle FAIR. . But yur complexion is a big hinderance!!!!/ ^_^
So continue the chit chat, with ya friends/ that I ended yur a$$ with ma tec/
Or yu could come at me again with sublime shots, but I'll SMOKE you, be it weed or indian hemp!/

Bbbitch!

Ibime:
Ain't got jack man, I've been lethargic and rusty for months. 5 shots of spiced rum will take care of that.

Hehe

Don't forget we have a battle too oh

Darkrebel:
he he he

Loonat11kk

the guns a sweet kill like captain bluntschli/

arms and the man....chocolate ice cream soldier-captain blutschili(the swiss)

intelligent .....

Good Literature Student^^

Limerick:
lol, I meant, he is d.ope. He has even whooped that foolish lunatic sef.

Yes and That foolish lunatic whooped him twice in return.

I'd tell yu this for that last time, I'm not your freaking mate, yu don't see me insulting anybody here N I'll like to be treated the same way.

4 psychikés fáseis

Φάση 1
Mongrels inspect/ the rhythm so broad, it upsets the trends/
You see,"I'm Everywhere" Like Lucy At 100 Percent/
My Art is real tactical/
Feast on wacks, when Camping with cannibals/
Spot a trick up my sleeve, see my fabric is magical/
A warlike man/ parry the might of a strong titan/
So heartless, I phuck you up and leave like a one night
stand/
I breed morbid aggression/
Charisma posing as an artistic pen, drawing attention/
I'm spartacus, troubling the romans/
never caught off guard,With a brain so awake, monsters in my head get stucked with insomnia/
Chased out of rome cos the massacre large/
Pitch perfect, like the maracana/
On a best day/ you don't stand this vet's plague/ the tecs spray/ quick to serve your head on a template/
I dare you wims/
come at me and its death you seek/
Reptilian beast, with a tail longer than the 12 myths of hercules/


Φάση 2
Excess force/ I'm refrenced tough/
Broke sound barriers, till the voices in my head went numb/
Don't need respect from babies/
Immovable titan, go to war with the helmet of hades/
Its d0pe they expect, when this hommie scripts/
Take a check, punches everywhere like its tyson vs holyfeild/
Lord the seas when I go pirate hunting/
the guns a sweet kill like captain bluntschli/
Steady claps, for the raps I burst for you kids/
Tell em This is call of duty/ a phucked up puny/
See I got this shit based on experience like the kid from the Slumdog movie/

None can tangle with me/
I'm ample you see/
The metals strapped to my canines, modafawka I'm armed to the teeth/
Obiliwiski the mean mamba/ nigga see farther/
The wits master/
No one contesting, I'm the lord of the ring like the green lantern/
My troops gather heat/ wage war with the trojans I bet they rather flee/
Supreme ruler, my reign is till death like gadafi/


Φάση 3
When I step in the zone, fear arouse/
Made for fashion, I use silk outfits to dress my wounds/
a student of ink, but that nigga robbed lines/
Body tissues freezing, I swear that nigga frosbite!/
Met a vagour victim/
Posed a threat, but I let my blade convict him/
Made an attempt to slug it out. .but not with these snails competing/
Expressively tailored with skill/
When I blow rhymes up/ you don't stand a chance against a foe like us/
Obiliwiski the man, loonatiik the trojan lord/
Half man, half god, a glance at me and you see god like poseidon/
More suprising than a birthday pack/
Quick to suspect your coup, this vet named smart/ I let the cat out of the bag soon as I smell a rat/
With a territory more large and greater than mars/
This is dynosus, as water turns to wine whenever this messiah raps/
That's it, bars speak for itself, they far better/
Not a public figure, a laid back fella/I'm too private, , like a transgender/
I keep it tight before the hour's gone/
You sight me by the road side, I suggest you cower bum/
They say authority intoxicates, but you see I'm Just power drunk/
Never met a folk this sick/ altered nature's course with gory hits/ I heard time flies, so I broke its wings/



Φάση 4
Since I been in this phase/
I been getting a feeling they reek hate/ maybe ya'll never seen a nigga this great/
Listen,I met a sleak mate/ but he b1tch made/ so I took him out with a switch blade/
Coulda made this note in three ways/ but I needed a fourth to set things straight/
See, I Been getting the props since may/suddenly attention seekers came rushing with claims/ saying I made it with inks name/ nigga that sh1t fake/ cuz I beat ink, had him disgraced/
Don't get me wrong, there's no hate, I respect that ink male/
He spits great/scratch that, this aint bout ink, its all about me ,mate/
Enraged/ only kid to ever make it out the hole, nigga this is bane!/
Herpes in my genes, I always appear in a sick way/
Thrust through a rib cage/ un-leash pain/
An Experienced surfer, on a big wave/
Chill, you Ever flowed this way?/
Diss , I diss you back, that's the logic of how we run the game/
Not a forking weak trolling skill that's bland and dismayed/
If rap was a school, ya'll trolls be stucked in fifth grade/
And phuck socialism, we'll never relate/
I remain KING, and I'll never go off the rail/

Limerick:
Eyo I'm looking at these rappers and its damn right unfortunate/
these sùckers are like prostitùtes, they dnt knw who they f*cking with/ - Siege

Recycled

The niggas be like bitches in glory holes, they don't know who they fuc.king with/ - ace phoenix

JonLamar:
A warning to krone , so i expect he's fore armed/ to battle this top man/
I should have long ruined you . , but its the same thing your father told you . . . Son you were just never important!!/

I leave the foe in blood/ teach him never to go toe to toe with gOds/
So if they looking to find his career when i'm done. . . all road leads to the morgue!/

i make sure this fella bleeds/ if he dare make a stare @ me/
You never brought the buzz. . . The best is something you could never bee!/

Moment this son rapping/ all clapping/ throw lauds @ him/
I'm winning in every bout , In this field of play. . . commentary reading. . . Jon champion/

Head to his flat with goons/ strapped to bruise/
I come with my crip niggas. . . We beat the blood out of you!/

you carry boys too? . . . You say make them craze follow/ wetin go cause them pain , sorrow/
But if they sight the bazooks . , its not the nigerian producer . . . But they'll leave K solo!/

'Chairman' . . . i make this nuisance bleed/ for acting rude @ me/
But if he doesn't 'beg' . . . My confra boys'll 'end' this 'human being'!/

^ These writes certify this dude insane/ crook behave/ or the nukes'll spray/
I'm royal with this . . . These KING bars SUBJECTS you to pain!!/

Skim up^^

007Bruce:
LooNat11kk shogbo?

Why would I battle a pathetic wack line stealer who thinks he's d0pe because a jobless troll on here told him so?

I already gave him a shot, he lost it, case closed.

mikuz:
Of all the battlers in the tourney its only Mik who forced wordplay? You have made it an obligation to randomly criticise my puns or what? You have not forced a pun before? Why didn't you poste it here? So you think say na pikin you dey follow chat?

No wonder Cooger chased you outta here, keep pasting trash - this time there ll be no come-back for ya.

Lunaprick!

Oga shututp jare

Check yur battle thread and see if I didn't make a comment about yur wordplays

I didn't elaborate to avoid swaying then

And that "coogar chassed you" outta here talk is making yu sound less sensible nigga

007Bruce:
youngdanaval? i heard he was arrested & sentenced to 52years in prison for drug smuggling .

werrin lunatikk do you? why una too hate that guy?

Lol funny thing is, Limerick used to worship me back on facebook until I gave him a glorious bodybag in a battle

Ever since he's turned his back against me , well its all cool

mikuz:
You are a traitor and a bitch. What are your insults gonna do to me? Receiving insults is part of my task as a mod. There is hardly a day that passes without niggas insulting. So stop acting like insulting is a big fuss. its a normal thing to me.

I wonder how you sleep at night. You go come here dey claim famz but when you enter FB you go dey spoil person name, like you've never forced wordplay before.

You still had the guts to call someone emotional after Cooger and co trolled the ffuck outta you till you ran ouuta NL? Lol

I no even know wetin make you come back. You better go back to the exile Glacierz your god sent you.

How did I spoil your name? Is this my first time of criticising yur "wordplay"??

Why the sudden fuss over an act of comic relief? Plus yu don't have to keep reminding me of being chased outta NL because I wasn't, I left when things got over-heated

mikuz:
This loonat11k aka Lunaprick is a bbitch nigga. No wonder Glacierz and Cooger chased him outta NL.

Smh . . .

No make me change am for you. . .

You know say I don dey avoid insulting you on facebook since yesterday, don't push it

Ibime:
Some old lines I just peeped. . . . had forgotten all bout em. . .





On here we slug it out/
Pardon ma agoraphobic nature . . . SIKE!
Im an indoor personality . . . . so don't even try to call me out/ - DJ5Naira






I rise high like cones and steeples/ but ur flows are feeble/
U d terminator? I'm the destroyer! & this punch is 'Bar-burying' like the Conan Sequel!!/ - Prekky

Dayumm!!

That barbarian pun is a classic!!

ELYMAXiimus:
I think mik's been given the W already..... So permit me to highlight the supplus puns in my verse

(Super, man,) (script tonight,) (cheque mate,) (conc,) (condense) (amsterdam) (farm) (pierson=leicester city's coach) (tunis) (tentacles) (contaminated) (kingdom) (silicon)..... Chai... nd all these were ridiculed ....

No bro, over half of them have been played. Might be new and fresh to you, but cliche to others.

Lol mikuz and his wordplays at times sef

Limerick:
thats ink, as in that guy so d.ope and his punchlines are always off the hook, ask kr0ne about him. The guy beat tunderstorm on fb, they had a rematch the nextday, he still whooped him flawlessly. He wuld hav still whooped him if they fought again d third day, he humiliated lunaprick severally, beat dopeheads like limerick, alex stifler and co. Plus that battle I bit, I tought I was facing Ink and Fhab together, cz that was what I heard, See? If u were in ma shoes, u wuldav done worse

Sigh

"Humiliated lunatic severally"?

I and ink have only battled twice

I won the first, then he won the rematch

Stop making claims to gain my attention yu pathetic line stealer