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Limerick: dat jon lamar iyaf bag lunatic b4

I Bagged Jon Lamar at a tourney battle earlier, If You have beef with lunatic settle it with bars, oh i almost forgot, i could bag you again if i want to, but then again i dont battle wacks. Your claims of calling Lunatic a biter is false. You are just bitter cos i flawed you on fb, stick to your wack self and never talk about my shyts again, u hear?

Is Coogar and Ibime's battle still holding?

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Note:-
-His Name Is Still Iceberg On Facebook.
-Coogar/deli dimes/Enigma/Limerick and other Banters Should not vote on this battle.
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Diss @Iceberg
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I'm who they hailing as sick/so once i'm aiming at him/he best be praying i miss/
. . For There'll be no need to fuel his rage no more. . Cos ice will surely loose his cool . . moment he faces my heat!!/

his lines are hazy and bleeped/So i put the guns to work, leaving the awful fella deceased/
. . .bird nigga, he'll get his 'wings chooped off' . . If he tries to 'ruffle feathers with me'!!/

I'm Known to uncouple fellas with ease/but mik already proved this queer hag is furcked/with all the effed bars you brought/
. . Cos Like having 'hatred for the needy'. . we all saw mik beat 'Berg áss' to pulp!!/

So ice shouldnt go ranting off/that his rap is tough/for i got the facts in store/
Cos this is business. . But we making a mockery. . Of this 'Laughing stock'!!!/

And when judges count the scores/This bout,i'll be owning it/
but if ice goes otherwise and say he'll hold the win/
I'll Light the skunk on fire like i'm Smoking Weed!!/

Or have metals burst through his hands, like Wolverine!!/

I suggest you pray for forgiveness/Or i make you face some extreme stealth/ as the missles from my 'Jetpack' . .crash through your 'plane of existence'!!/

For I'm that hazard savage/who's gon leave this braggart damaged/
Beat him so bad. .only 'route' . .of escape for him is through his ánal 'passage!!/

I'm on a rampant rampage/
So you must be silly for thinking i'm taking you on a joyride fam/
Cos on this field of play . . You dont get to go past my offside Trap!!!/

From NL to Fb, I've won all my spars/but u never marveled or oppress peeps/
On RGA. . you woulda BEATEN CASH, . . But That Would Be ABUSE OF CURRENCY!!/

His Posture Lacks Dictatorship/hence, i order mobs to make sure the ingrate bum bleeds/
Cos they'll cut ice like an ended relationship!!/ (cut ties)

I'll put the sly douche under/cos i've got the might to conquer/so let's experiment . . . with this baptism of fire. . That turns ice to water!!/

The nigga will be bruised/when punches make the geezer reach his roots/
But its only right i get Bitter with the truth/
. . Cos ice will only overcome luna. . If there was Winter in the moon!!/

We both sicker in the booth/ but he easily gets booed and preyed/while they confer what i spew as great/
so he'll be needing a new set of 'fingers and dentition' if he claims to fight 'tooth and nail'!!/

Word to this kindred and folks/the war is over,n the bottom less pit is where ice goes/
So i'm leaving here with his 'stitches loosen Cos i 'Rip where i sew'!!!/

Smh, sent my verse to mikuz on facebook.

Glacierz Let's Post!!

Let's post Guy

GLACIERZ: Whr did Loona disappear to na?

Lol i slept off na, when u been dey use me play, come make we post oh, i don dey wait u since.

Ibime: Mikuz, I done send you my verse against U3. . . to your personal email. . . .I no know the other one. . .

Lmao You dey vex oh , make we spar na

GLACIERZ: Ema Prince's Verse

for the judges....  Rhyme lunatic’s real name is DAVID WILLIAMS...

here we go......


I commit crimes and escape harmed-less/leaving niggas face bandaged/
But this time,dirtying my palms with your blood...is the reason I'll be caught 'red handed'/

The lame's a liter lout/ ..and in facebook,every one has his name in their mouth/
But when the true 'Jesus steps in'...before the cóck crow trice....his whole fame will 'peter out'/

In every verse 'he-brews'....David wack die!/ I'll have him bed ridden and make him lack sights/
so I tell 'WILL'..I am' here to shoot ‘peas’ directly at his face . . 'till I left him ‘black eyed’/

We don't look no equal/ stop claiming a brute or evil/who could attack my crews with pebbles/
Cos 'on the alter of vengeance'...I'll dump large sums on ruthless rebels/to shoot your 'temple'/

You prattled that i hate ya/..then I helped you with a vote in your battle with glacier/
But he still walloped you..after the rest votes went the same direction like rearing cattles with great care/

The useless ret@rd/..Is constantly bruised with teeth marks/..you'll think he fights canines/
Cos dudes like crizzy and illscript...have all been witnessed in this site...'biting Rhyme'/

Mikuz gave him a reckless beating/..now he seeking some desperate winning/
But I'm here to pile on his agony....till he considers 'a change of heart' like pellegrini/

Your friends,sure could step up/ saying if you fall,just get up/..don't show signs of a lull or let up/
But Like Chelsea loosing Guardiola...you'll loose this battle . after all the 'pep-talk'/

I've been to wars/ . . where my vocal strength aided me to win a brawl/
His voice barely yield dividends . musicians in southeast asia can tell that the 'singer poor'/

I'll hit 'im up...the tupacs way/..so when the bullet sprays/one thing is straight...they'll wound the g@y/
The moon might make a complete orbit around the earth . .and it still won't be a luna day/

The looser craves/to dictate to his masters/but that will be a big disaster/so I'll whip the bast@ard/
On NL...facebookers are not 'holding sway'...not even with a tight grip on the british rapper/

Y'all remember the warning sent?/..that I'll dismember the boring gent'/..
...and all Luna's attempt to 'eclipse  ma shine' will end disappointingly...like November third event/

i want my rematch!

GLACIERZ: Khimwhyte's Verse

FEW TINS TO NOTE
-he was caught stealin lines from streetwise' he used em to
battle Geophery on facebook.. I need not bring link, he cnt
argue it but just incase, check IBIME VS STREET on nl then
check CHUKA THUNDERSTORM VS DON-GEO on facebook..
The rest r diggable, all personals in d verse....
DISS @ CHUKA A.K.A THUNDER STORM
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see, I Summon words to puncture dis ugly MONKEY, THAT'S FLY, fact is, don't come FRONTING WACK LINES, don't COME WIT GATS GUY, nah,, come with a face-cap to cover yur shame cos wen am done 'washin yur dirty linen in public.. I'l hang your UND1ES OUTSIDE!!!
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BBitch you gettin murked ON THIS BOUT LIKE!!
Infact listen,
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Think am after THE TITLE? You boutta see Khim come WITH RIFLE,,, the gats-come in mad-foqrm, and I blast THIS DRY FOOL n eff his crew.. Dey'l all see dis 'verse injure Gs' like the ones in THE BIBLE....!!! (Verse in Judges)
You gat no place here, someone hav dis FFUCKER CAUTIONED,, checked his flow for rank, never saw dis SSUCKER ON POINT till we saw his facebook ranking n came to a conclusion, he's always found at the bottom of facebook like the LOG-OUT OPTION,,,
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See, he'l claim vet, Buh never seen any cypher d CRETIN DUDE KILLED IT, I know WETIN YOU FIT SPIT.. Every line you droppin here, its CERTAIN YOU BIT IT,,
You aint BEATING THIS RAPS, NO, WE already know
You LIVING IN PAST GLORY, let me GIVE HIM THIS LAST
STORY,,
His facebook posts be like "here, link to my SPAR WITH IBIME, am BAD WIT THE RHYME but after votes he gets angry when we laff at his A$$,, FILTY SSWINE,,,
I aint finna VEX YAH MAYNE, but ffuckit, your TEXTS ARE
PLAIN,
Don't compare verses, don't ask who's gat the ssicker verse,, Nah, we only see your 'verse cooler' when I slash open your NERVES AND VEINS,,,, (vascular)
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Then come with TECHS AGAIN, talk bout my hardcore raps? Been tru ALL OF THAT, see I'l fire the globe till his world FALLS APART, Y'all know my skills in BRAWLS, AM BAD but wetin pain me pass be say, why shud I come READY WITH THIS, DEADLY SCRIPTINGS to SERVE THE WEAKLING? I mean Thunder is never rated as ssick cat" he only a "ssick ppussy like CERVICITIS....!!!!
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With FLOWS DEEPER, I'l make this HHOE WITHER,, ibime is known for d0peness, yes, illscripts on R.A.P? He conquered THOSE SPITTERS, but who tha ffuck are you BROKE N1GGA? You aint rollin with the FLOW RIPPERS, we nairalanders don't want you infectin us wit YO WEAK RAPS,, Yes, you're not one of us like Tazarn around the GORILLAS,,!!!!!
On ffr is where d dude spends his life all HYPING, SO a jobless tout is what you're LIKENED TO.. But wait, are you also a confused danfo? Cos bin on n1gga's ddick for too long, we dunno where you're DRIVING TO!!!!,
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And see,
I came with d real shii, THAT'S S1CKENIN" You always famzin streetwise, you WACK WEAKLING, its why you barely talk about your battle with Don-Geo, Geo brought bars THAT HIT HIM, with MACS RIPPING, but you? You came with "bitten lines" bbitch that shii eats me up like "necrotizing FASCIITIS,,!
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Now see how e go be,, 3punches to YAH FACE!!! WAIT MATE, who tha ffuck are you ffuckin with? Infact forget punches, I'l head to the PREY's BASE, spray bullets n leave metals on his neck and legs like victims of SLAVE TRADE!!!
Its a fact, am havin dis FAKE LAID, You'l get batter with STICKS AND PLANKS,, his fans be like, its disaster when dis BBITCH ATTACKS... All dis shii makes me wanna drown him with my 'oceanic flow... And leav his corpse lying by the RIVER BANK....
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-khimwhyte-

Lmao This Sleak is Wack

mikuz: Lets no waste resources then. Why don't we host an 8-netcee competition which ll be referred to as the "Duke Tournament".

The contest ll be open to Only Nairaland battlers, where 8 of the best battlers on this arena will slug it out for who ll be crowned the Duke of Nairaland. This ll enable us maintain a tradition of having two battle events a year. King Tournament (to be hosted every December) and Duke Tournament ( supposedly every September).

If the following netcees indicate interest then lets get on with it :

1. ThePrekky
2. Mikuz
3. Ema Prince
4. Glacierz
5. Loonat11k
6. Thunderstorm
7. Kr0ne
8. Fuckyouhard

Cool?

in for it.

mikuz: I'm creating two additional threads now.

Ibime Vs U3
Mikuz Vs ThunderStorm

prekky's in the mood to battle fix him up with someone.

GLACIERZ: Hey boys. . . What's the hullabaloo??

Loona...where u at?

here bro

Checks, ready when u are

Mikuz Please Create a Thread For Loonatikk Vs Glacierz, we drop Tomorrow

kingdimes: a battle I almost won with incomplete verse.? don't let me take time off hustle n whoop u silly...more cruel than Lamar did...

You Keep Coming Up With That Same Excuse. We Were Both Told Of The Upcoming Battle and The Deadline and how many bars we were to write, I wrote as told you wrote otherwise, so whose fault was it? I even gave you an opportunity for a rematch, you ducked. Nigga You Lost, deal with it.

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YoungDaNaval: Where've You Been? Did Coogar Comfirmed this brawl you're about setting up?

if coogar declines, then he's a bytch.

coogar: do your hands have leprosy? why don't you do the forensics yourself? you have to wait for dj5naira to expose the coog? it shall not be well with you.

shut up your dirty mouth with what you have done on FB. no one fücking cares - FB is wack. name one top tier battle you have respectfully won on NL. why should i even trade words with a lunatic? you are clinically insane & it's impossible for you to have a rational line of thought.


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. STFU, i could name 5 random noobs on fb that'll take you out easily. Dont start Acting like shyt cos you won just two Battles. And Top Tier battle I've Won On NL? Didnt you witness Loonatikk Vs Thunder? Loonatikk Vs Deli Dimes? Ptff,

coogar: one single battle?
hahahaha - theprekky, go & queue. you haven't been in a battle ring in about 9 months. battling has sailed far away from where you left it in 2013.



this is the ranting of a menstruating woman. i have sonned textcees who are your superiors in a flawless performance. i have challenged you lunatics to produce one battle verse that can stand toe to toe with the scroll i dropped for siddoggg........you won't find any! from facebook to NL, the prince of persia rules!

Dont Think Winning Siddog Has Made You Shyt. Back In Fb, I've won Niggas who have beaten Sidd to pulp. You are Yet To Prove To Me That You Are Top Tier. Only If DJ5naira Was around, he woulda exposed the bitten lines U brought against Sidd, Well He isnt, So Have Fun Cheers.

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ThePrekky: Chukwu abiama! lmao! are you guys kidding me? one single battle nd yur already feeling this high?! who should be the one proving himself to the other? but wait, hahahaha.. are yu for real?? haha ok.
don't worry anymore. I just lost interest

Lmao Na Siddog and Mikuz eff up, allowing this wack biter to gain props easily, smh.

Gucci Sunshade in a rap battle Section?

mikuz: After the battle, write for me.

Lol

mikuz: So Cooger is staking the money then?

Nobody wants to battle again, everyone is feeling too big.

I wish all these so called 'vets' ll borrow a leaf from Fuckyouhard and I, always brave and fearless

@ Thunderstorm and Loonat11k what's wrong with you guys? Why won't you guys rematch? What's all these? Please if you both have finally run outta bars, let us know. Why all these gimmicks?

I'm Waiting On Glacierz, I already Have a Verse For Him. He asked me to give him sometime.

coogar: ibime is retired na. no one would call xidane or fat ronaldo as the best player in the world anymore.



in my own opinion, the 3 people i fear the most are limerick, FYH & teddyinzaghi. they have the raw materials in them, they just need to focus more & paint more vivid imagery & they would one day rule this space.

you fear limerick? Well i just bagged that chap about a week ago on fb, so i think you should fear me

mikuz: FP tins!!!! Mynd44 thanks bro!

Shebi I talk am. Ibime you need to come out from retirement o because Cooger Vs Ibime is definately going down.

I said it, When I was hyping him you were busy claiming I lacked wisdom. Have you seen it now?

My riposte verse is coming up shortly.


So what's your say? Make I pop thread?

i def wanna see Coogar Vs Ibime!!!

YoungDaNaval: Because I said He's Good? What if ah say he's wack?

Then I Dont Know Him

Opener - 1 point --- Tie/NIL

I dont understand sid's idea plus , coogar's 'sid in the ground refrence has been overused back in fb



Rhymes - 2 points --- Tie, both had fall outs


Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points -- Coogar


Punchlines - 3 points -- Tie


Personals - 2 points -- Sid


Flow - 1 point -- Tie


Wordplays - 2 points Tie , this is by far the best pun filled battle i've seen this month


Closer - 1 point -- Coogar


MVGT : Coogar