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Culture › Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Lordave: 12:43am On Jan 05, 2014
Igbo lang was spoken in Xmen-wolverine, tears of the sun and one chinese film like that.

I think language simplicity is based on how much interest u have for it. As an Igbo guy born and brought up in Aba, I would say my Igbo (Aba Igbo) is the sweetest and simplest lang in Naija. Honestly people have always asked me if it's Igbo am speaking and which part of Ibo land I come from while speaking Igbo. Any Aba brought up or anybody closer to someone from Aba can confirm this.


I have always spoken my Igbo lang with pride and would continue to do so no matter where I'm, no matter the people that so round me.





Those saying Hausa can't be correct, though, I would have loved to speak Hausa but I find Yoruba more interesting and useful. Have spent 6 years in Abuja, yet I understand Yoruba more than Hausa. Hausa is too rigid and stressful, you must know that some words are feminine and some are masculine, when you make a simple mistake in Hausa, eg, you want to abuse a girl and said "shege" instead of "shegiya" , the nearest Hausa dude beside you will tell u that you are abusing yourself. In hausa there is a feminine word for "foolish" etc. I just can't learn that language. And the fact that more people speak Hausa than Igbo and Yoruba does not mean that Hausa is the simplest among them, more people speak hausa because majority of hausas can hardly say a word of English, most people are forced to learn Hausa because the Hausas do not want to learn English.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 5:21pm On Jan 04, 2014
dayokanu: Bild reports he would earn 11m a yr and no sign on bonus

Signing a 5yr deal till 2019
and Mandzukic on Arsenal radar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 3:39pm On Jan 04, 2014
News has it that Lewandowski has agreed to a 5 year deal with us. The player will earn €11m a year.
Sports › Re: Mikel Winning AFOTY Award Will Be An Insult To African Football by Lordave: 1:51am On Jan 03, 2014
OP, you are pathetic bast@rd son of a 4cktard.
You will die of worthless and senseless sentiments if you don't do fast and repent.

I knew it was 70% tribal rooted hatred controlling you, and you confirmed it when you said it's only Igbos that are supporting Mikel even after your flimsy reasons. It's obvious you knew it would go down the tribal way, nevertheless you went on creating this cursed thread. I'd have given my reason why Mikel should win it, but because you are a belligerently bigoted headlessdick, I should save my energy. I'm allergic to haters and gross losers like you, and believe me, you are utterly jobless.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Aljazeera Sport Has Won The Rights For Epl by Lordave: 3:42pm On Jan 01, 2014
Mallamovye: i blind scan nilsat and i got also badr with sport channels bein 1 to 5 jsc 1 to 5 all showing the same event and 6 to 10 on nilsat but no audio/video
same here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 2:17pm On Jan 01, 2014
Happy new year, Super Bayern, Super 14
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Agents Are [Incompetent] (Complaints) by Lordave: 10:17am On Dec 31, 2013
Op couldn't be all wrong, I had a conversation with one of their grossly incompetent agent last week, I said something like, "does this data plan work on UC browser, cuz my money is deducted each time I browse with UC", and the incompetent babe was like, which one be UC browser again?" And I was like, "babe, are this daft and unexposed?"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 7:08pm On Dec 29, 2013
[quote author=A-40]You can't argue with the results so far I guess plus judging from Pep's antecedents at Barca he sure doesn't mind using DM's at CB. I hope he remembers Javi at CB for Bilbao and what a disastrous season he had[/quote]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 9:14pm On Dec 26, 2013
folahann: See this stoupid liar. Oloriburu, when did you start supporting Bayansh. Foucking stuopid ediot like you telling the biggest lie of the century.
e be like say na fight u find come
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Aljazeera Sport Has Won The Rights For Epl by Lordave: 1:47pm On Dec 26, 2013
The tin tire me o, person no go watch man utd be dat
Sports › Re: Brown Ideye: Nigerians Will See My Best In Brazil by Lordave: 12:35pm On Dec 23, 2013
It's too late Ideye, you cannot convince us cuz you are utterly wacky.
We are grouped together with Iran and Bosnia that's why you're saying this.
Phones › Re: Nokia Android Phone Will Be Released In January 2014 by Lordave: 12:31pm On Dec 23, 2013
I really wish Nokia does that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:23am On Dec 22, 2013
This antispambot don deal with me, na god go punish am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:22am On Dec 22, 2013
Abeg, that song that was played when we were been presented with the title, who knows the title where I can download it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 11:15am On Dec 22, 2013
Super Bayern
Super Bayern

Hey Hey Hey.


Hey, you barren epl team, beware of the Predators.
Politics › Re: Where Is Namadi Sambo? by Lordave: 11:05am On Dec 22, 2013
Sambo?
Dem dey find am?
Dat guy too like Debino.
Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by Lordave: 8:13pm On Dec 17, 2013
What about the best football fans on Nairaland.
















The ones with trophy o winkWhat about the best football fans on Nairaland.
















The ones with trophy o
Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by Lordave: 8:11pm On Dec 17, 2013
How much would be given to winners?









Next year things on my mind?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Lordave: 12:18am On Dec 17, 2013
Person wey I go fit beat, I no dey tell God make I'm help
Sports › Re: FIFA Club World Cup: Guangzhou Evergrande V Bayern Munich On Dec 17 At 8:30pm by Lordave: 12:17am On Dec 17, 2013
CFCfan: grin grin those are mostly Chinese names.
abeg, they should just let us go straight to the final
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 12:15am On Dec 17, 2013
BinghiNya: dayokanu, A40, homar, lordave congrats in advance arsenal will be gang raped
so shall it be
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 12:13am On Dec 17, 2013
switdick: True cool

Its Good To Defend Your Team Portraying Optimism Driven By The Stupendous Form In Line With History Statistically, However, Still Acknowledging The Superb Stain Arsenal Has Over German Sides In History{I'd Like To Exclude Bayern Though wink }, That Was My Plight In The "Taming Of Tongue" Line..

As For Fans Of Schalke O4, Coming To My Thread To Make Noise.. grin I Go First Beat Them With My Mouth o And Real Would Finish Off The Rest On The Pitch..LoL

That Would Mean Three Straight Losses For Them If They Try To Pry, Na Cry Go Be Their Song. Yes o, I dey Brag.. I no Say na Champions League and Anything Fit Happen, But errrrrrm..No
assanal fans own worse, dem dey brag for just a 2-0 away win, no be say dem advance o.
The thing be say we no be assanal mate, their mates na dem Schalke, Tottenham, Valencia, Roma etc.
Imagine Basel bragging for United?
Sports › Re: FIFA Club World Cup: Guangzhou Evergrande V Bayern Munich On Dec 17 At 8:30pm by Lordave: 11:35pm On Dec 16, 2013
CFCfan: Probable Guangzhou line up: Zeng Cheng; Zhang Linpeng, Feng Xiaoting, Elkeson, Zheng Zhi, Muriqui, Dario Conca, Huang Bowen, Kim Younggwon, Gao Lin, Sun Xiang.
these ones na names of auto-mobile products abi na people wey wan play ballhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:17pm On Dec 16, 2013
Pataki: UEFA una wicked sha. Is the shitting from Man Shitty not enough on the Arena? Bayansh, get ready!!!!

Arsenal!!! Lets go shitting again on that useless team! cool
mumu!

I knew what assanal fans have been craving for: just a win at the Allianz Arena and they are satisfied. What a hopeless team!
Bayern are on the verge of setting a heavy record in Europe and a club hopelessly, worthlessly and uselessly big as assanal are only anticipating a narrow win in Munich despite losing heavily in London. What a club!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:17pm On Dec 15, 2013
I would be satisfied with Zenith
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 8:15pm On Dec 15, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Neverkussen lost to Frankfurt. 7 points clear

Anticipating the UCL Draws and Evergrande[/quote]Leverkusen Bleep up o, they wasted more than enough chances to have won by 5 goals.
Sports › Re: FIFA Club World Cup: Guangzhou Evergrande V Bayern Munich On Dec 17 At 8:30pm by Lordave: 3:08pm On Dec 15, 2013
This is our cup.
Fifa knows that we are champions already, though, all protocols must be observed.


For those looking for a shock, you'll get more than that when Bayern set another record. In case the shock you get doesn't satisfy you, look for a n@ked wire.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Lordave: 6:01pm On Dec 14, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Lol! For once Van Buyten escapes blame

Nice to see Shaqiri back amongst the goals[/quote]Van Buyten, he played like he wanted his place back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Lordave: 5:26pm On Dec 14, 2013
[quote author=A-40]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7m2F-vTtX4[/quote]Ha! I like this sonnng.
DJ, abeg replay am, I'm about to buy this party.

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