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Politics / Re: IPOB Not On List Of Terrorist Groups, Says UK by Lordave: 8:36am On May 07, 2022
Kingspin:
Look likethe FG and her security agencies have a hand in what is happening in the East.

They are in a desperato mission to have IPOB tagged by Foreign countries.

Fixed!

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Politics / Re: IPOB Not On List Of Terrorist Groups, Says UK by Lordave: 8:33am On May 07, 2022
LeoDeKing:
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Is The British government a human being?

Which British official said this?

Abi na Borris Johnson talk am?

Mynd44 lalasticlala seun, please delete this nonsense.
The British Government is not a Human Being but the "Presidency" Nigeria and Femi Adeshina uses to spread and enforce propaganda and falsehood is a human being right?


Ekwensu kpo gi oku there, akpa amu!

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Politics / Re: FG And It's War Of Propaganda Against South East. by Lordave: 12:39pm On May 05, 2022
Odin13:
FG unleashed them but Na igbos Dey hail dem

Na wao for this generation of igbos .. dem no Dey accept responsibilities

FG now dey recruit igbos against igbos

Anakogheri
Who are the people hailing them? Okada men and hawkers now equals Igbos?

You must be demented for not seeing through this obvious deceit.
Politics / Re: FG And It's War Of Propaganda Against South East. by Lordave: 10:38am On May 05, 2022
Politics / FG And It's War Of Propaganda Against South East. by Lordave: 10:36am On May 05, 2022
Yesterday a thread made front page on Nairaland with a video evidence showing people hailing UGM at Ariaria Market in Aba.

Ariaria market that I know very well has an Army Checkpoint at the Junction, an Army Base 5 mins away at Uratta Junction, Police Stations at Umuojima, MCC, Umuode etc and non these stations are more than 10 mins drive to Ariaria where UGM held a public parade.

The same UGM that Special Taskfore claim to be combatting in forests in Imo and Anambra state made a public appearance in Ariaria, arguably the biggest open market in West Africa and the whole Unit of the Nigeria Armed Force act like nothing happened.

Which group of about 15 boys armed with a few AK-47 and machetes will summon enough courage to hold a parade in a location literally surrounded by law enforcement units if they don't enjoy the backing of the government?


Abia State should brace up, it's obvious the evil souls at Aso Rock is about to dish them their own portion of lethal propaganda.

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Romance / Re: What I Went Through For 2years All Because Of Raw Sex by Lordave: 8:27am On May 05, 2022
worldclass68:





Said probably.....nah OP not me.
Ok.
Politics / Re: Finally they have replied unknown gunmen in Anambra PHOTOS by Lordave: 11:11pm On May 04, 2022
The kind drama this OyigboUpdate dey act for him threads at times go make you dey think say na about 2 million Gods create this. And Out of that 2 million, like 1.99 million are irredeemably retarded.

And anyone who doesn't see through his deceptions is incorrigibly daft.

Cheap hint: Go through this Users' post, 90% of its' post is on UGM and ESN related threads just like OyigboUpdate.
minasi4841:


Soludo is just looking for excuse to kill innocent Igbo youths like his counterparts Wike and Hope Uzodinma.

U cannot kill unknown gunmen they are like spirit nobody knows them and the people love them. The people are not complaining.
Our monday sit at home still remains a holy day in Igbo land
Romance / Re: What I Went Through For 2years All Because Of Raw Sex by Lordave: 10:34pm On May 04, 2022
worldclass68:




Probably just mid fever or normal sickness.....but when it's attached to the fear of contracting the virus....that's when the problem starts, cus what shouldn't had worried u would surely does..u will take note of everything that happens to ur body..and relate everything...I instantly became Google doctor lol....cuz I learnt so many things within that short period......
Guys should abstain from knocking raw.. ...
And if by mistake it happens or condom bursts... and having any small doubt about the girl ?? Pls go to govt hospital within 72hrs ( better if lesser) to take PREP......
there re some other deadlier STDs too tho....
So you mean all the symptoms you had, from dry palms to swollen anus to rashes and genital hair loss were caused by HIV negative

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Politics / Re: Masked Niger-Delta Militants Root For Tinubu, Vow To Deliver Region For APC by Lordave: 10:55am On May 02, 2022
Tininbu is now sponsoring criminal elements in the South South.

Because of his ambition and desperation he's now arming militants to distabilize South South while his South Wasté enjoys peace amidst reports of ritualists and traditional cannibals making away there.

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Travel / Re: Four Die, Others Injured In Third Mainland Bridge Crash by Lordave: 10:47am On May 02, 2022
prikato:
Speed is not good
Not all accidents are caused by speeding.

You could be driving at 25km per/hr on that bridge and one trailer with a faulty break will just ramm into you.
Crime / Re: 3 Suspected Ritualists Kill Woman, Dismember Her Body by Lordave: 9:03am On May 02, 2022
emperor863:


Typical idiyat. See below to prove that crime has no tribe. Frustrated and hate filled meth addict.
You're the one who sounds frustrated and hate filled.

Wtf man! You actually saved a screen shot of a crime news on your gadget waiting to use it to defend cannibalism in your region?
And you have the guts to call someone else hate filled?

What do you have as breakfast daily, Amala and ewedu mixed with HYPOCRISY and gbegiri? *Pukes*

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Crime / Re: 3 Suspected Ritualists Kill Woman, Dismember Her Body by Lordave: 8:57am On May 02, 2022
If I say Yoruba cannibals now one idiot from the South Wasté will come and start preaching against tribal bigotry for me.

Looking at the man on the right I can swear with my life that the cannibal has dismembered and eaten more than 100 Yoruba people since Buhari took over from Jonathan.

FG should declare a state of emergency in the South Wasté to curtail the activities of these heartless cannibals, even though it's a tradition there, we just can't fold our hands and watch then cannibalize themselves to extinction.

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Crime / Re: Female Pte Soldier That Was Flying With That MWO. They Were Killed By IPOB by Lordave: 8:39am On May 02, 2022
Taba21:


Stop generalized human being instead say it as it is Igbo are animals
Lalasticlala, Seun.
Politics / Re: See What IPOB Terrorist Will Do To Muslims Tomorrow PHOTOS by Lordave: 6:36pm On May 01, 2022
OyigboUpdate:
Our love goes to the southeast muslims who might be stopped tomorrow by unknown IPOB gunmen
But why are you this wicked? Letting the government use you to sell deadly propaganda is also a deadly business.

Only you and you alone updates Nairaland with news of UGM attacks and when the military attack them, you report even news Punch, The Sun, Guardian, Daily Trust, Sahara Reporters, People's Gazzette etc doesn't know about, HOW?

The Government of Nigeria mobilize armed men to carry out deadly attacks in South East in order to spite and frame IPOB, and just immediately after the attack you're the first and only person to report these dastardly acts and with pictures and video evidence.

How much are they paying you to defend the death of innocent people?

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TV/Movies / Re: Name Five Of Your Best Netflix Series by Lordave: 1:38pm On Apr 29, 2022
Blakpot:


AMC network created Breaking Bad not Netflix
The OP didn't say "Netflix Originals"
TV/Movies / Re: Name Five Of Your Best Netflix Series by Lordave: 1:31pm On Apr 29, 2022
agonordee:
You for turn am to husky blinders
And I love Huskies like mad grin
TV/Movies / Re: Name Five Of Your Best Netflix Series by Lordave: 11:49am On Apr 29, 2022
Peaky Blinders

Stranger Things

Breaking Bad

Originals

Narcos

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War: Poland Says It Will Manage Without Russian Gas by Lordave: 8:34am On Apr 27, 2022
nomenclature:
No dey talk wetin u no know you fool ,rwad you no go fit read ,you thonk say na apc and pdp matter ? Rouble dey all time high since war start
The strength and value of Ruble and Russian GDP is mainly tied to its gas and weapon sales. Now, the EU being the main buyer of Russian gas is racing against time to replace Russian Gas plus the whole world can see how almost worthless Russian Military hardwares are.(Considering the failures of their critical military hardwares in Ukraine) Add that to the numerous sanctions being flogged on Russia with the intent to hamper their manufacturing capacity and capability and you will see that it's just a matter of months before true worth of the useless Ruble comes to light.


But I don't expect your utterly empty skull to understand even simple things like this cos you'd certainly quote this post to display the appalling magnitude of your docility and psychological impairment for all nairalanders shudder at.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War: Poland Says It Will Manage Without Russian Gas by Lordave: 7:56am On Apr 27, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Lol
But the President and his family won't manage o

I see a bloody uprising in Poland soon
You think Poland is Kano or Kaduna state?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine War: Poland Says It Will Manage Without Russian Gas by Lordave: 7:55am On Apr 27, 2022
I pity the innocent women and Children in Russia.
Putin is trying to play smart but USA just dey use him blokos play ayo.
Ruble is almost as useless as Naira and no country, not even China or India will buy Russian gas with Ruble.

Russia is just bluffing, if Putin is man enough let him cut off supplies to Germany and Italy and not some small and poor countries like Poland and fücking Bulgaria

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Phones / Re: Equiano: Google’s Second Subsea Cable In Africa Arrives In Lagos (Pictures) by Lordave: 8:20am On Apr 22, 2022
Transcriber:
what does it mean in Igbo?
Olauda- "Ornament of Sound" eg a gong made of valuable materials like silver or bronze.

Ikwuano- Clan of 4 brothers.

What more? Olauda Ikwuano was and is a true Igboman in and out.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo In Igbo Isi Agu Attire As He Inspects Projects In Ebonyi State by Lordave: 10:27am On Apr 09, 2022
hopexter:


Have you been to Ekiti? grin
I haven’t been to Akwa Ibom but I know it’s doing a catch up with Lagos and PH in infrastructure.

Na computer age we dey, I must not be on ground to decipher if actually there are meaningful infrastructural upgrades going on in Ekiti or Ebonyi states.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo In Igbo Isi Agu Attire As He Inspects Projects In Ebonyi State by Lordave: 10:11am On Apr 09, 2022
hopexter:


Ekiti state is still there, you can’t compare Ekiti to Ebonyi still undecided
You can’t my dear.


Ebonyi is miles ahead in development and infrastructure.

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Crime / Re: RRS Intercepts Bus Load Of Illegal Drugs (Arizona) In Lagos. by Lordave: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
Just yesterday I saw a Nivea advert during Man Utd vs Leicester City match emphasizing on”Hemp Oil” as a major source ingredient in the recipe.

But these idiots in Nigeria are busy burning 50 hectares of Cannabis farm.

Who do Nigeria like this?
Crime / Re: Residents Nab 60-yr-old Woman With 6 Children Tied Up; It’s Fake News — Police by Lordave: 11:29am On Mar 24, 2022
Plutoman:

In another report,there was actually no dead kid
People and fake news.
Sports / Re: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by Lordave: 11:28am On Mar 24, 2022
Advantage Ghana cry cry cry
Crime / Re: Residents Nab 60-yr-old Woman With 6 Children Tied Up; It’s Fake News — Police by Lordave: 9:56am On Mar 24, 2022
Really?

When I saw that news on Nairaland, I had a strong feeling that woman could be innocent.

But this police woman no tell us about the allegedly dead kid, that one na true abi lie?

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Education / Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card Today? by Lordave: 10:56am On Mar 23, 2022
11



And I have lost and welcomed it back more times than I’ve had sex in those past years. cry

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Education / Re: 22-year-old Female Student Goes Missing On Her Way Home From School (Photo) by Lordave: 10:48am On Mar 23, 2022
yetunsbay:
According to ur own Geography, Ilorin is in SW ?

If u wan ridicule a region based on ur uninformed premise why not try to be perfect
Bekee ka ị n’asụ, my brother. cry cry
Politics / Re: How Bianca Ojukwu Was Thrown Out Of Aso Rock For Flirting With GEJ (Video) by Lordave: 11:45pm On Mar 22, 2022
Freestainworld:
you people will just be judging someone you haven't met or had any personal encounter with just because someone said something bad about them.
That’s Yoruba people for you.
Politics / Re: How Bianca Ojukwu Was Thrown Out Of Aso Rock For Flirting With GEJ (Video) by Lordave: 11:43pm On Mar 22, 2022
AkalaJ:
Unless ona wan tell me say Bianca na virgin before she marry Ojukwu, then one cannot rule out the veracity of what Kemi is saying. The fact that FFK used to shine her Kongo before she met Ojukwu is not in doubt.
And there’s no feat in Afonjaland greater than that.
Education / Re: 22-year-old Female Student Goes Missing On Her Way Home From School (Photo) by Lordave: 11:41pm On Mar 22, 2022
I pray they find her alive and with no organ missing.

South Wàste Nigeria is not so safe for civilians anymore.

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