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Phones › Re: Equiano: Google’s Second Subsea Cable In Africa Arrives In Lagos (Pictures) by Lordave: 8:20am On Apr 22, 2022
Transcriber:
what does it mean in Igbo?
Olauda- "Ornament of Sound" eg a gong made of valuable materials like silver or bronze.

Ikwuano- Clan of 4 brothers.

What more? Olauda Ikwuano was and is a true Igboman in and out.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo In Igbo Isi Agu Attire As He Inspects Projects In Ebonyi State by Lordave: 10:27am On Apr 09, 2022
hopexter:
Have you been to Ekiti? grin
I haven’t been to Akwa Ibom but I know it’s doing a catch up with Lagos and PH in infrastructure.

Na computer age we dey, I must not be on ground to decipher if actually there are meaningful infrastructural upgrades going on in Ekiti or Ebonyi states.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo In Igbo Isi Agu Attire As He Inspects Projects In Ebonyi State by Lordave: 10:11am On Apr 09, 2022
hopexter:
Ekiti state is still there, you can’t compare Ekiti to Ebonyi still undecided
You can’t my dear.


Ebonyi is miles ahead in development and infrastructure.
Crime › Re: RRS Intercepts Bus Load Of Illegal Drugs (Arizona) In Lagos. by Lordave: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
Just yesterday I saw a Nivea advert during Man Utd vs Leicester City match emphasizing on”Hemp Oil” as a major source ingredient in the recipe.

But these idiots in Nigeria are busy burning 50 hectares of Cannabis farm.

Who do Nigeria like this?
Crime › Re: Residents Nab 60-yr-old Woman With 6 Children Tied Up; It’s Fake News — Police by Lordave: 11:29am On Mar 24, 2022
Plutoman:
In another report,there was actually no dead kid
People and fake news.
Sports › Re: President Buhari Likely To Watch Nigeria Vs Ghana Second Leg Live’ – Sunday Dare by Lordave: 11:28am On Mar 24, 2022
Advantage Ghana cry cry cry
Crime › Re: Residents Nab 60-yr-old Woman With 6 Children Tied Up; It’s Fake News — Police by Lordave: 9:56am On Mar 24, 2022
Really?

When I saw that news on Nairaland, I had a strong feeling that woman could be innocent.

But this police woman no tell us about the allegedly dead kid, that one na true abi lie?
Education › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card Today? by Lordave: 10:56am On Mar 23, 2022
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And I have lost and welcomed it back more times than I’ve had sex in those past years. cry
Education › Re: 22-year-old Female Student Goes Missing On Her Way Home From School (Photo) by Lordave: 10:48am On Mar 23, 2022
yetunsbay:
According to ur own Geography, Ilorin is in SW ?

If u wan ridicule a region based on ur uninformed premise why not try to be perfect
Bekee ka ị n’asụ, my brother. cry cry
Politics › Re: How Bianca Ojukwu Was Thrown Out Of Aso Rock For Flirting With GEJ (Video) by Lordave: 11:45pm On Mar 22, 2022
Freestainworld:
you people will just be judging someone you haven't met or had any personal encounter with just because someone said something bad about them.
That’s Yoruba people for you.
Politics › Re: How Bianca Ojukwu Was Thrown Out Of Aso Rock For Flirting With GEJ (Video) by Lordave: 11:43pm On Mar 22, 2022
AkalaJ:
Unless ona wan tell me say Bianca na virgin before she marry Ojukwu, then one cannot rule out the veracity of what Kemi is saying. The fact that FFK used to shine her Kongo before she met Ojukwu is not in doubt.
And there’s no feat in Afonjaland greater than that.
Education › Re: 22-year-old Female Student Goes Missing On Her Way Home From School (Photo) by Lordave: 11:41pm On Mar 22, 2022
I pray they find her alive and with no organ missing.

South Wàste Nigeria is not so safe for civilians anymore.
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by Lordave: 7:54am On Mar 22, 2022
Dapinski:
Cry baby. Go and post on ipobland.com where you belong. This is a Nigerian forum for Nigerians.
grin ;DWhy not tell Seun to make Nairaland accessible to yorubas only let’s see if he won’t end up being a gateman to one spare-parts dealer in Ladipo.
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by Lordave: 7:48am On Mar 22, 2022
Ade3131:
My personal issues with our Igbo brother were all captured in this post of yours. I've lived with them all my life so I know and speak the language well.

One issue that is generic and very pronounced among igbos is their tendency to insult the hands that feed them. I mean read through your post again and ask yourself if you're any different from those low IQ guys who insult their benefactors?

You trade in southwest and the north. People from these region are your best clients, all your wealth comes from these places yet you have the audacity to call them poor?


If your place is as rich as you claimed why aren't your most successful businessmen based in the East?

Why aren't their businesses based there?

You traveled out of your almighty southeast to the north or west with a polytene or ghana-most-go bag looking re.tarded and malnourished only to return with luxury, and out of your very shallow thinking, you dare call the land that made you backward and poor?

How many non-igbos are making it as big as people from your tribe are doing in other regions, in the southeast? Or are there no non-igbos in the East? If you know the stat, then think again. Is the east really that wealthy as you think or it's just a repository where Igbos who have succeeded in their trade go to deposit part of their wealth while they continue to reside in the land where milk and honey flows in the West?

It's only a child who have not visited other people's family farm that says it's his father's farm that is the biggest.

As poor as Ilorin looks from the outside, I've been to places that suggests otherwise within that state. And just to state this, I've visited and stayed in all the eastern states, so I know the terrain too well for you to talk shit. Everybody is blessed but coming to claim that your blessings are bigger and better than other people's own is just foolishness.
Lmao grin grin grin cheesy

You’re delusional, bitter, an awful liar and an eternal loser.

Your dirty, wrinkled, good for nothing hands infected by a malignant tumor fed Igbos? Muscle pull anaghị agba ngwere, abi you never hear an before?

Host this, host that, so far we live in this same Nigeria you’re a nobody. What else do you want from us biko nu? The Igbos living in Lagos and South Wàste do not constitute ultra public nuisance like the belligerent Hausa/Fulani yet y’all always rant about Igbos the most. How many times una dey call out Hausa and Fulani? Never! But if e reach peaceful Igbos doing their normal businesses una tiny pricks wey no tall reach tilimbu little-finger go dey claim erection. Ndi eriri eri!

See mumu and hands wey dey feed Igbos.

After blowing all this grammar from your 1 bedroom self con you’ll still go back to being a legal adviser to one Aku Ruo uno Emeka Okoro, a spare parts dealer in Ladipo and owner of numerous landed properties in Regos, Onicha and Enugwu. And of course you dare not address him without “sir” unless you wan demote to face me I face you in Makoko. grin grin

Akpa Amu. grin
Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by Lordave: 6:46am On Mar 22, 2022
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Properties › Re: New Houses I Saw In Villages In Imo State Today - Photos by Lordave: 6:29am On Mar 22, 2022
Dapinski:
Lol. Only creatures of hate cry. Take lessons. Especially from those far more exposed and successful than you can ever dream of becoming.
Omo kekere you don too cry for here oo.

I hope this frustration doesn’t lead you to go into skull mining and decapitation spree.

I’ve never seen someone sound so bitter in my entire membership on nairaland. grin grin grin grin grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Any Nigerian Who Can Change Into A Cat To Get ₦2.5m by Lordave: 6:46pm On Mar 21, 2022
Olayetan:
They will do it but they won't let you see when they are turning, the turning process will be hidden while you will see only the result.
What a joke!
Travel › Re: This Is Oba, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by Lordave: 6:16pm On Mar 21, 2022
ayotundele18:
Because when people of Osun ,Oyo were living in a concrete building. .people in Oba were living in huts.
So what stops the people of Osun and Oyo from building modern residential houses and living like actual humans?

Most you South Wàste kids talk like goats.
Travel › Re: Plane Carrying 133 Crashes In China, Casualties Unknown by Lordave: 10:09am On Mar 21, 2022
Focusmind:
See how the plane divided into two!!!

Chinese investigators should use this disaster to tear Boeing into pieces.

Boeing 737 has been a disaster for so many airlines.

Imagine if this plane was made by a Chinese company, the West would use it to castigate China.

China should use this as well to mess up the Boeing.
China mess up Boeing?

You think aircraft industry is Tecno and Samsung level?
Travel › Re: Plane Carrying 133 Crashes In China, Casualties Unknown by Lordave: 10:06am On Mar 21, 2022
MikeMicheal:
MADE IN CHINA

You open your 2 eyes and enter chinco airplane, na you do yourself.
Boeing Chinco airplane?
Politics › Re: 2023: GYB Is The Bridge Builder Fit For President - Group by Lordave: 9:46am On Mar 21, 2022
Bridge builder indeed!

Almost 8 years and he’s yet to complete the flyover in Lokioja.
Travel › Re: This Is Oba, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by Lordave: 9:31am On Mar 21, 2022
VEXT:
Most of the people wey get those houses dey for Asia prison..
Better to be inside Asia prison while their family in Nigeria live like Free Asians. At least na drug and scam, they no force or kill anybody to patronize them. It’s better than to be in Nigerian prison for decapitating and harvesting the organs of 100s of your own kinsmen and foreigners in the South Wáste, and un top it your family in the South Wàste is not living better live than you in Nigerian prison.

That’s a very big frustration no human being should never live with, I now understand the bitterness of our sufferisticated neighbors.
Travel › Re: This Is Oba, Anambra State (Pictures, Video) by Lordave: 9:26am On Mar 21, 2022
Abiriba in Abia State looks more developed but Oba has more greenery.

I don’t believe Anambra state is just 5,000 square kilometers, gotta be bigger.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Victor Nwosu Fined £45k For Telling A Lady 'I Like What I See’ During Interview by Lordave: 5:46pm On Mar 20, 2022
He said he employs only beautiful ladies, how many beautiful ladies under the company have testified against him?

You just can’t fine him like that, does he have past sexual harassment records?
Politics › Re: Gov Nyesom Wike Allegedly Drunk During A Live Program On Channels Television. by Lordave: 10:13am On Mar 05, 2022
iLoveYouToo:
The part where he was rubbing his head made me laugh and roll on my bed like a lunatic grin

Wike was stoned , btw why was he licking his lips consistently?



Uncle Wike we have heard you, we have 3 tiers of government, federal , state and local grin dude said this like 16 times cheesy tongue

See him fumbling when the earpiece left his ear, I tire abeg
Swear I couldn’t control my laughter throughout the length of the video. grin grin grin
Education › Re: ASUU Fumes As Buhari Donates $1 Million To Taliban While Nigerian Students Langu by Lordave: 10:02am On Mar 05, 2022
Is this true?
Politics › Re: Devastating Air Raids Against Bandits In Mariga Forest, Niger State (Graphic) by Lordave: 9:33am On Mar 05, 2022
grin grin
omenkaLives:
See how the AfghanEastern terrorists are analyzing stuffs here, they just cant hide their pains over these pictures.

If a news breaks later in the day 10,000 troops were killed by BH or bandits, they wouldn't even ask any questions, theyd simply believe it, and indeed celebrate it.

May the fate of those in this picture befall all enemies of Nigeria, terrorists and their sympathizers, both online and elsewhere. Amen.

Politics › Re: Devastating Air Raids Against Bandits In Mariga Forest, Niger State (Graphic) by Lordave: 9:17am On Mar 05, 2022
Almaigaa:
It happens every hour and the casualties are usually in tens. The reason the media don't report about the insecurity in the East is because, other Nigerian dont fancy living in the East cause the region is not conducive for non Igbo.

The few media reporters who live in the East are Igbo and they don't report about the crime rate and killings in the East. Making it look like the East is crime free. But we wey dey enter East know that, Borno is safer than the East.
You're actually doing more than you were paid to do.

Take a break and demand for a pay rise from your masters, you can’t be damaging your brain cells with thoughts like this for just N30,000.

Meager income of $75 per month na him you wan bomb your brain to smithereens, Akpa amu.
Politics › Re: Devastating Air Raids Against Bandits In Mariga Forest, Niger State (Graphic) by Lordave: 9:02am On Mar 05, 2022
omenkaLives:
Typical Okoro. May your pains over the death of killers continue.

You people are all the same. Using a horde of stupid gifs does nothing to mask your Okoroness, the strongest attribute of which is the pains you lot feel whenever news about the death of killers are published.

Maybe you should get the fvxk off your dirty keyboard, grab a gun, head to the battlefield and get a taste of one of these "staged" bombings.

Pathetic beings.
Akpa Amu!

You don’t even put in any effort to hide how disgusting you are.

Spit on your bald hair!
Politics › Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge (Muhammadu Buhari Bridge) (Video, Pictures) by Lordave: 3:46pm On Feb 28, 2022
Muhammadu who’s bridge?

Ri juo nsi onu!!
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Cocaine Trafficking Allegation: NDLEA's Full Statement by Lordave: 1:15pm On Feb 14, 2022
If Abba Kyari is guilty, it would be difficult to believe Obi Cubana is innocent.

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