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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Receives Formal Warning From UK Government Regarding Social Media Comment by Lordave: 4:22am On Apr 03
Ilekokonit:
I smell a rat. I live in the UK and this is abnormal in the UK and UK citizens and politicians will not stand for this kind of abuse of power. For UK wey some people allege on social media that King Charle's wife (Queen Camilla) had Gonorrhea and lied that it was Covid and no one was arrested.

For UK where it is normal for Prime Ministers to be stoned by raw eggs in public.

I'm suspecting that this letter and the guy narrating it and covering parts of it was paid by Tinubu to scare Nigerians on social media into silence so that they will be afraid to refer to Tinubus drug and money laundering past and corruption.

Tinubu should be wise enough to know that he can not control or tame social media and if he can not stand the heat, the semi-illiterate should get out of the kitchen.

Since they got away with locking up Very Dark Man for 9 days with no protests, Tinubu's team are testing the water with this fake UK news as a precept for the mass arrest of anyone exposing Tinubu's atrocities (past and present) online.

This fake news concocted by Tinubu's handlers is dead on arrival.

In the UK if such happened, the guy the letter was written to will make a lot of money by selling his story to the British press who like exposing autocratic tendencies in their leaders.

Why will the guy ignore making money from the British press and choose to send the 2 minute video to a faceless Naija blog ?

Forget his British South London accent, the guy narrating the video is a Nigerian who grew up in London and that letter head can be found on the internet with a google search.

Tinubu, your plan to silence Nigerians bent on exposing your evil character has failed as you can not hide under the British to try and silence free speech in Nigeria.

Tinubu, the criminal that you are will get no rest just like you have not let the Nigerian Treasury rest from your theft.
Apt

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Science/Technology / Re: Elephant Rampages Through South African Village, Killed & Eaten (Photos) by Lordave: 8:03pm On Feb 12
Imagine what we could've done with this headline had Nigeria won the AFCON final last night.

Chai 😋

South Africa too poor her citizen resorts to scavenging cacarss of an Elephant(Ivory Coast) kĂźllĂȘd by Nigerians..

We would stoned 2 birds with 1 shot grin

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Travel / Re: Construction Of Enugu-Onitsha Expressway, Ninth Mile Axis (Pictures) by Lordave: 7:46am On Jan 26
KepuKepu give us updates on Abia and Otti biko

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Politics / Re: Quality Of Drianages Being Constructed In Aba (Pictures) by Lordave: 7:08am On Jan 22
JDJDjD:

Remove Setraco abeg
Na them construct all the useless roads in Benin City under Oshiomole administration.
Just under 8yrs oshiomole left office, 70% of the roads they did are all bad now despite the billions they used
You're 100% right brother.

They connived with Okezie IkpeazỄ to build roads with no quality in Aba, roads that got almost totally dilapidated in less than 1 year after they were built.
Phones / Re: Remember This Recharge Card by Lordave: 8:49am On Jan 13
Quality

And the card was wrapped in transparent nylon.
The era of almighty Nokia 3310, Sagem, Trium, Alcatel, Nec, open and close GSM phones.

Those years when Sim Card comes in a big pack with a voluminous manual and usually costs more than most handsets.

That period in time just a few million Nigerians could afford a GSM /Handset and maybe fewer could afford a sim card. Many people use to carry around dummy or spoiled phones to claim big boy.

You see people buy phones and then wait months to save up and buy a sim.

N200 then maybe worth N8,000 now or more.

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Pets / Re: Cat/Kitten For Free Adoption by Lordave: 2:51pm On Dec 18, 2023
Winneygirl:


PM sent.
Check yours please.
Pets / Re: Cat/Kitten For Free Adoption by Lordave: 10:49am On Dec 17, 2023
Winneygirl:


Hi,
I have a little cat for adoption.
Location is Kubwa, abuja.

Reason: Relocation

Cc: jazzyjazz
I'm interested, Requirements?
Properties / Re: Mighty-Mighty Gifts 10 Houses Worth ₩125M To Widows In Anambra by Lordave: 7:17pm On Dec 09, 2023
But but Igbo people don't like themselves... Always killing each other, they don't even sell lands to themselves and non Igbos.





The anthem of a depressed, poverty stricken South Wasterner.

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Food / Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by Lordave: 4:08pm On Nov 30, 2023
Jack fruit

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Pets / Re: Cat/Kitten For Free Adoption by Lordave: 1:01pm On Nov 29, 2023
SporaD8:

Hello, please I will like to learn some tips & tricks about Cats.
Can you share with me some experience keeping these feline pets?
Nothing much to know buddy.

Just have the means to take care of them, and make sure the cat you're adopting has a personality and temperament that suits your taste. That's if you're adopting an adult. Or you adopt a kitten and watch it grow.

And if you're a first time cat daddy or mummy and you're planning on adopting kittens, it's advisable you adopt 2. The 2 will teach each other how to play and behave. Also having kids around can also impact on the type of cat you should adopt.

Must have:

Litter box
Scratch post
Stainless food and water bowls
Toys and treats.

You can replace litter box with a carton fill of sand.
Pets / Re: Cat/Kitten For Free Adoption by Lordave: 9:41pm On Nov 27, 2023
God I missed this!

Are they still available for adoption?
Travel / Re: If You Were To Get Second Africa Citizenship, Which Country Will It Be? by Lordave: 8:31pm On Nov 03, 2023
Cape Verde
Celebrities / Re: Viral Video Of Kizz Daniel And His "Scary" Bodyguard (pics/video) by Lordave: 7:10pm On Oct 10, 2023
What's scray here?

Bloggers and their over sensitive captions.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Alex Okosi On His Appointment As The MD Of Google Africa by Lordave: 8:31am On Sep 11, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
Peter Obi - Minister of Congratulations.
Painment
Politics / Re: German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz Hails Tinubu’s Reforms, To Visit Nigeria by Lordave: 8:24am On Sep 11, 2023
cheesy PremiumNews

Won’t bother reading

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Politics / Re: Senate President Akpabio Arrives Anambra Airport (photos) by Lordave: 11:10pm On Aug 30, 2023
Ozommadu:


Upload this beautiful ibadam Airport for your comment since you dey front page grin
I Ibadam Sheep Port cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Obidients Attack Governor Of Illinois USA, After Chicago University Lock Twitter by Lordave: 11:33am On Aug 30, 2023
Obidients really know how to make use of their media privileges.

Peter inspires only Justice and fairness, little wonder he's surrounded by intelligent and hardworking youths.

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Politics / Re: Osun: INEC Not Bound To Electronically Transmit Results - Supreme Court Rules by Lordave: 10:11am On May 11, 2023
MadamExcellency:


Why did you jump the following emphasis by the Apex Court as stated below?

The BVAS, INEC voter register or form EC8A showing the number of votes cast at each polling unit are the only admissible evidence that can be used to ascertain over-voting.

The Labour Party and PDP petitions are centered on BVAS not IREV.

Secondly, BVAS exposes Over voting while IREV exposes votes manipulation and reassignment and APC didn't contest vote reassignment as in the case with LabourParty petition
I swear to God you're very intelligent and sensitive.

This is just what it is, but these brainless APC morons are trying to white wash Supreme Court judgement in Osun and turn it upside down to their own emotional advantages.

These fools know Tinubu is gone, they're just trynna cajole the public into thinking Tinubu has a strong defence, Lmao.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Commissions 748 Housing Units In Abuja. by Lordave: 5:13pm On May 02, 2023
Certainly onwed by one of his cronies.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Snake Seen Inside A Toilet (WC) In Ekpoma, Edo State (pics/video) by Lordave: 9:39pm On Feb 07, 2023
Nchenches:


Because snake is an EVIL creature, the only stupid and dangerous animal which dies not differentiate between human dwelling and the bush.
All dangerous animals go to the bush, don't come close to human dwelling places, except ugly snake.
Kill any snake wherever found.
You're a menace to the society.
Politics / Re: Was Atiku Head Of Obasanjo’s Economic Management Team? (Fact Check) by Lordave: 1:52pm On Jan 19, 2023
Obojuju:
Contrary to what they want u to believe, the North is not monolithic, they are more heterogenous than the South. That is why they are appealing to Arewa’s primordial instincts. It explains the Muslim-Muslim Ticket. LP’s outing in Kaduna exposed their hypocrisy & fear mongering. That Igbo trader or Onitsha man (in their deeply bigoted voices) pulled an “organic” crowd in the political heartbeat of Northern Nigeria. Kaduna is in the North West. It is a completely different turf from the North Central (Obi’s stronghold). His network is expanding
Contrary to what they want u to believe, Northerners are a welcoming people. It is just the politicians that weaponize religion & tribe for their own use. Divide & Rule serve the greedy & the wicked. Bashir could no longer hide his aggressive bigotry, he had to let it jump out.
He deleted the incendiary tweet after he was called out.

Believe me, the PDAPC are genuinely afraid of Peter Obi’s Organic Movement. We know things beyond what we say on the timeline. In their small circle of Arewa Aristocracy, they whisper & discuss Peter Obi’s chances. El-Rufai in particular is the biggest loser here. In his mind’s eye; “Peter Obi must not happen, he shouldn’t be happening, he can’t happen.” But the bigot is not God. Power & wisdom, they come from God. Who is that mere mortal that want to challenge God? Let them come out

We have only love for Kwankwaso. We wish him all the best. It’s good we have him in the North holding down the fort. The more, the merrier. Nigeria is large enough to accommodate everybody. As for Tom & Jerry, PDAPC mutual assured destruction is imminent. It’ll be televised.
Both have equal amount of dirt on each other. The way they’re panicking & telling you Jack Robinson every day, that should tell you that Obi is winning this thing. They have done their math & discovered “X.” Peter Obi is the “X Factor.” He made the most impact in this election.

No one throws stones at a fruitless tree. NO ONE!! Peter Obi is Nigeria's Brand Ambassador & Marketing Manager; he has become your Global Negotiator Extraordinaire of all-time. International media & international community have noticed him. PAY ATTENTION!! THEY ARE SPEAKING
The PDP were so fixated on Peter Obi from the start, so they left their flanks wide open for the APC to attack. Reno (the slowpoke) even went on air & defended Tinubu’s FAKE Certificate, to spite Peter Obi. PDP Boys defended Chimaroke to spite Obi. But all backfired.
Every stone they threw at him, it returned back to them a thousand times. There was no way the PDP could have won this WAR OF NARRATIVES, not in a million years. Not when “thinkers” like us exist. Peter Obi left them, but he took the brightest/smartest influencers with him. PDP is left with just empty brains, maybe two intelligent minds. The rest are walkovers. Reno is not only a fool, he is unintelligent. I read his childish tweets & I hiss. He contributed to uncle Jonathan’s loss. Tolu Ogunlesi was always going to defeat the id*ot (in life & in death)

Now we eat Mikano Boys raw like sugarcane. The PDP threw the first punch way before the primaries. I & a few others stood our ground & fought back. We defended & promoted Peter Obi with vigor, until he became mainstream. We did all of that because it was the right to do.
We gave Nigeria & Nigerians the alternative. Given another opportunity, we will do it again. We cannot hand Nigeria over to either of the two old crooks. Peter Obi is the only option, the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. He is the only candidate we TRUST.

PDP & APC are panicking; Peter Obi is the man to beat. He is the only candidate with national acceptance. So allow them to fight their “Battle Of Thieves.” Between the two structures of criminality, between Tinubu & Atiku, let the bigger thief win their mudslinging challenge.
The constellation Gemini (Great Mythology) involves two identical twins: Castor & Pollux, inseparable in looks & in actions. Castor is PDP, Pollux is APC. If you see one without the other, then it’s bad luck. PDAPC are the Mythology of Bad Luck; conjoined in deeds & in words.
With no structure, no governor, no senator nor HoR member. No chairman nor Councillor, without their war chest, 4 people tweeting in a room catapulted Peter Obi to a leading frontrunner (within 8 months). Pat yourselves on the back, WE DID IT! We pulled off the unthinkable.

From the banks of River Niger, to the plains of River Benue, down to Mambilla & Jos Plateau, a Peaceful Political Revolution is underway. Camaraderie, Patriotism & Nationalism are reinvigorated. Nigerians are beginning to HOPE again. The land is green once more
A Dream written in Gold & said to possess an almost magic power that will transfer Nigeria for good. A man, not a Saint, is inspiring our new found Joy. What was impossible is now possible. Finally, Nigerians can live again. HOPE is Reborn; the IDEA whose time has come is here
February Poll is a make or mar election. Collect your PVC & fight!! Vote LP en masse. Vote, stay back & make sure that INEC TRANSMIT the result online. Do not vote & go home. We will spend all day at our polling units. Send OBIDATTI to Aso Rock, FOR THE GLORY OF NIGERIA!
Nefertiti wrote this on Twitter, why not state that here on Nairaland?
Politics / Re: Buhari Used Tinubu To Win 2015 ,now Buhari Will Use GEJ To Return Power . by Lordave: 10:10am On May 28, 2022
Nairaland has gone to Tininbu dogs!

Looks at bots having a field day on a thread like this.

Anyway, bullion van no be my mate.

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Crime / Re: Hotel Sealed In Abia State Over Mysterious Death And Disappearance Of Customers by Lordave: 9:57am On May 28, 2022
This News is older than 1 month ago.

But trust Tinibu miscreants and Osubande bandits to reform it and report it like it happened on 25th Dec, 2023.

Bunch of pathetic, jobless irritants!
Politics / Re: Why Peter Obi Was Impeached When He by Lordave: 9:18am On May 28, 2022
Sonyboom:
We know all of that but explain to us how he was caught red-handed with over N250 million naira cash in Lagos n the best lie he can tell was that he paid a contractor the cash n the contractor chose to carry the whole N250 million in his convoy and explain why the state assembly never knew about that that nearly led to his impeachment.
How many N250 million can fill a bullion van?

Answer the above question first then we will give you the explanation you're seeking for.

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Politics / Re: If You Will Vote Peter Obi, Please Do This by Lordave: 8:56am On May 28, 2022
Whenever and wherever Obi is mentioned the host of Abobakus from South Wasté Nigeria won't fail to bleat about how elections are not won on social media, the same social media this brainless oafs are using to promote their Grand Commander of Political Robbers, Tininbu.

You can't help but wonder if their own social media is different from the one we are all making use of.

I have never seen a people so immature, insecure, low self esteemed and worst of all, irredeemably hypocritical as yoruba people. They tell every other Nigerians about how Igbos won't let Tinubu drink water and drop cup but these same lousy lots would never let any discussion go bye if they don't market their bitterness, hatred and chronic obsession for Obi. They hang on the Pandora Tag like their miserable lives depend on it, yet Obi is a free man, nor invitation from EFCC, no investigations from ICPC but Obi is their worst nightmare.

I think the bottom line is that, Integrity and yoruba doesn't mix.

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Natural Gas Accidentally Discovered In Enugu (Pix, Video) by Lordave: 7:10pm On May 27, 2022
I hope it's not a pipeline cos that 1,200 feet figure doesn't sound true to me.



I'm patiently waiting for the confirmation of this good news
Politics / Re: Wike: Atiku Is An Elder, I Am The Most Experienced Of All The Aspirants by Lordave: 6:41am On May 27, 2022
Wike vs Atiku: 3 pages and the thread is dead and buried!

Wike vs Obi: 12 pages and still counting!

There's something special about Obi and his cult followership!
Politics / Re: Prof Ikonne Wins Abia PDP Governorship Ticket (Video) by Lordave: 9:05pm On May 25, 2022
okunwaye:

Is Ngwa a tribe?
Of course Ngwa is a tribe under the Igbo ethnic group.

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Crime / Re: Soludo Declares Curfew In 7 Anambra State Local Government Area by Lordave: 8:55pm On May 25, 2022
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Phones / Re: Boys Wearing Slippers, Tee Shirt And Short Nika With Iphone 11,12,13. by Lordave: 8:53pm On May 25, 2022
You feel intimidated, fix yourself.

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