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My boy who wil turn 7 by june 23rd next year will marry dis cutie purity in 20yrs to come..am sure n am making plans for dat... Hbd swthrt

Spread mat on these lies n lie on it.

Don't worry he will technically do so..

Legend of thieves... Anini or osisikanku stand a beta chance of making heaven than this looters...

How can the Media and Publicity adviser to the President of a country be this unprofessional and silly? How?"

His tweet-" merry christmas to all, including the wailing wailers."

https://mobile.twitter.com/FemAdesina/status/680239549390389249

kalushaiyke:
Baba calm down

Lol ok I v, so can u lemme knw?

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, is probably one of the most popular members of Buhari’s cabinet, largely because of some controversial statements that have been credited to him. In the last few weeks, Mohammed has received backlashes from Nigerians because of some statements made by him. Below are the three statements;



1. On Wednesday, Dec 2nd, Lai Mohammed, had assured Nigerians that the current fuel scarcity in the country would be over in a matter of days. Speaking when he paid a courtesy call on Daily Trust newspapers’ office in Abuja, the minister said the recent approval for the payment of subsidy funds by the National Assembly had brought an end to the fuel crisis. His words:

“We can confidently announce here today that the scarcity will end in a few days.

“The National Assembly has approved subsidy payment till the end of the year.

“As you know, we can’t spend money without approval.”

2. Again at the end of the federal executive council (FEC) meeting in Abuja on December 21st, while addressing state house correspondents, Lai Mohammed said the immediate past government failed to make adequate provision for fuel subsidy, hence they are to blame for the fuel scarcity being experienced now. His words:

“One of the reasons for the fuel scarcity is the inability of the last government to make adequate provision for fuel subsidy”

“We do face some other logistic problems but majorly, we are paying for the sins of the last administration.”

3. Just yesterday, Mr. Mohammed said the Nigerian military had met the December deadline to defeat the Boko Haram terrorists, in his words:

“Today, I can report that the war against Boko Haram is largely won. I can confidently say this because just recently, I led a group of 33 journalists from both the local and international media to the hot bed of the insurgency, that is, Maiduguri, Kondugua, Kaoure and Bama.

“Today, I can report to you that the entire 70 plus kilometres stretch from Maiduguri to Bama and all the way to Banki, which leads to Cameroun and the Central African Republic, are in the hands of our gallant troops.”

All these statements left the internet buzzing and many Nigerians took to different social media platform to disagree.

Aniefiok Udo was spared jail term after admitting to a string
of sexual assaults on the London Tube. He pleaded guilty to
three counts of sexual assault on December 14. He was
handed a 16-week suspended sentence and banned for five
years from approaching any woman he does not know while
using public transport.


49-year-old Udo, from Ilford, assaulted the same 23-year-old woman on two separate occasions while travelling on the Central Line last year.


He approached her and began touching her after boarding
trains at Hainault station at about 9pm on both occasions,
Snaresbrook Crown Court heard.


After she reported the incidents to police in January,
another woman also came forward to say she had been
assaulted by the man.


Detective Constable Martin Chapman said:

"No woman should fear using public transport, and we are
committed to working with our partners to keep the rail
network a safe place.


"I am pleased Udo has been brought before the courts to
answer for his disgusting behaviour, and I would like to
thank the women involved for reporting his actions to us."


Source: British Transport Police

Nepa dey always take light for this LINUS mohammed head.. The guy dey lie for federal,I raise nyash for am... LION oF tHE TRIBE oF APc

43 Nigerians are yet to be accounted for in the stampede and crane accident that took place in Mina and Makkah, Saudi Arabia on September 11th and September 24th respectively.



A report submitted by the Federal government committee on the 2015 Hajj yesterday, states that 280 Nigerians died in both events while 43 others are yet to be located. A total of 75,081 Nigerian pilgrims participated in the 2015 hajj exercise.

Read President Buhari’s Christmas message to Nigerians below;


I felicitate with all Nigerians, especially our Christian brothers and sisters, on the joyous occasion of this year’s Christmas. On this occasion of the commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, let us all rededicate ourselves to the virtues of peace, love, honesty, justice, equity, piety, humility and service to others which he taught.

There can be no doubt that a greater manifestation of these virtues and ideals in our lives will immensely help us to become a more united, peaceful, secure and progressive nation.

Let us also reach out in love and compassion to fellow Nigerians who are in distress at this period of our nation’s history.

I particularly urge you all to remember victims of terrorism and insurgency in the country, especially Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs).

The Federal Government will continue to collaborate with state governments and other stakeholders to ease the harsh conditions in IDP camps, while the ultimate objective remains to quickly put an end to insurgency and return the IDPs to their homes.

We must never again allow any group to hold the nation to ransom under whatever guise.

Let us also not allow current socio-economic and security challenges to dampen our expectations for a better Nigeria.

This administration has taken a number of measures to restore hope to our people. The 2016 Budget defines our commitment to giving Nigeria a new lease of life.

Our change slogan is not a campaign gimmick but a promise that must be kept. We are determined to bring about tangible changes in the lives of our people.

In this regard, efforts will be intensified to recover stolen funds, block revenue leakages and enthrone due process, transparency and accountability.

Public office is a public trust that must be held to the highest ethical standards.

I wish all Nigerians a Merry Christmas.

Please drive carefully.

MUHAMMADU BUHARI

@GarShehu (Garba Shehu)

https://www.naij.com/677174-president-buhari-loves-christians-read-amazing-christmas-message-nigerians.html

suckerr:
Lol, Sharap biko!

Oya na until I open the roof of ur head u go sabi hw to respect ur elders..lolz

suckerr:
cos u b my boy na!

Chai I don suffer, I go courtmartial u ooo

kalushaiyke:
Akubugwo boys

Who wa wa to mention my boss name like dat? Lolz

suckerr:
Lol, like how ur bold 5 dey off na

How u take know? D matter tire me ooo..lol

suckerr:
na state b dis? Mtchewww. .Aturu

Calm down b4 u go off like bb battery...#tongueout

nwadiuko1:
who be dis one?

Na person

JimTiger4:
lol...kataway u dia.....is it ya state??

I dey mad to come from that state..lolz

JimTiger4:
Abia state..... Present sir!

That state tho...lolz

Let's go with ya comments....
I am from IMO state, Eastern heartbeats and you?

The Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA) has imposed an applicable sanction on Aero Airlines over the airport ladder disgrace we all witnessed over the weekend. According to Sam Adurogboye, Ag General Manager, Public Relations, NCAA:

"The Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA) has imposed an applicable sanction on Aero Contractors Airlines in line with Nigerian Civil Aviation Regulations (Nig.CARs)"

"In a letter conveying the sanction, the Director General of the Regulatory Authority, Capt. Muhtar Usman, said the action of Aero Contractors Airline in allowing the use of a ladder to disembark passengers from a Boeing 737 – 500 aircraft in a non-emergency situation is contrary to its approved aircraft handling manual."

"Therefore this is a violation of Part 9.2.4.2(b) of Nig.CARs which part attracts a civil penalty. All relevant agencies made useful submissions during the course of the investigation."

In the letter dated yesterday, December 22, Usman continued: "in view of the safety implications of your action you are hereby sanctioned in accordance with the provisions of Part 20.2.3(15) of the Nig.CARs."

"Although the incident did not result in any mishap, the aircraft is airworthy and the Crew well qualified to operate the flight. However, it is viewed as a breach and resultantly fine running into millions of naira have been clamped on the airline to serve as deterrence and to forestall any similar infraction by any other airline operator."

"In addition, the Captain of the flight was similarly fined for failing to comply with the provisions contained in the aircraft manual."

"The Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority ,NCAA, therefore wishes to reiterate its earlier warning that all airlines should endeavour to adhere strictly to Civil Aviation.

ratchy:
may he continue to rest in peace

Amen

ratchy:
may he continue to rest in peace

Amen

On this day in 2001, Nigerian Lawyer, politician and a one time Minister of Justice and Attorney General of the federation (2000-2001) was murdered….

Bola Ige was shot dead at his home in the city of Ibadan. Prior to his death, he had been entangled in feud within his party, Alliance for Democracy, AD.

Many couldn’t believe it when the photos of Aero
Contractors Airlines using a ladder to disembark
passengers from a Boeing 737 aircraft at the Bauchi airport
on Saturday hit the Internet.


Minister of State for Aviation, Senator Hadi Sirika, on
Sunday ordered an immediate investigation into the
incident, Vanguard reports.


James Odaudu, Deputy Director, Press and Public Affairs of
the Ministry revealed this via the following statement:


“Several reports received by the Minister have indicated
the airline used a ladder to disembark passengers from a
Boeing 737 aircraft at the Bauchi airport on Saturday
December 19th 2015.


The act is inconsistent with Nigeria Civil Aviation
Regulations, NCAR and International Civil Aviation
Organization, ICAO, Standards and Recommended
Practices, SARPS.


The investigation will determine the immediate and
remote causes of the incident with a view to developing
and implementing measures that will prevent a re-
occurrence of the unsafe and unacceptable procedure
that exposed passengers to high risk of serious injury.


He reiterated that if the airline is found culpable, the full
weight of sanctions within extant laws and regulations
would be applied.

your lie is legendary... Keep up with the blame game, u r very perfect in it..

The retired boxing champion shared a photo of him lying on a pile of cash with the caption.

"They go to the strip club. I bring the strip club to me wherever whenever".

lol


https://www.instagram.com/p/_jTSECR3cY/

Read the press statement below...

Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode on
Monday unveiled plans to transform Ebute-Meta into a
tourist haven by establishing a recreation park on the
stretch of land overlooking the lagoon, adjacent to the
Adekunle axis of the Third Mainland Bridge.

The
Governor, who said this during the commissioning of
Ipaja-Ayobo and Ikotun-Ejigbo Roads as well as an
inspection tour of on-going projects across the State,
lamented the state of the piece of land which he
described as an eye sore from the bridge.

He, therefore, gave the auto mechanics under the bridge
seven days ultimatum to vacate the site and remove all
abandoned vehicles for the development project to
commence in earnest.

He said all things being equal, the project would be
completed before the end of May in 2016 when Lagos State
would be 50 years-old.

Governor Ambode, who expressed dissatisfaction about the
refusal of the mechanics to vacate the site despite repeated
notice, said it was important for them to appreciate that the
land was needed for overall public interest of the State.

He also ordered traders in the area to move to the special
site prepared for them in Agbowa by January 2016.
While at Ipaja where he inspected the just-completed Ipaja-
Ayobo Road, Governor Ambode promised to commence
construction works on Ishefun-Ayetoro Road, just as he
assured residents that Alimosho would soon become the
new Victoria Island.

He said: "Three months ago, you will all recall that we came
to this particular road and we promised the people of
Mosan-Okunola that we will deliver the Ipaja -Ayobo Road
before Christmas, and it is on the strength of that promise
that we are here today. Thank God, we have seen to the
completion of this road; it has street lights beginning from
Ipaja Round About to the end."
"As much as we have kept our promise and delivered even
before the projected day, the residents should also maintain
good use of this road and cooperate with the government as
we extend development to this neighbourhood. I just want
to assure the people of Alimosho axis that this government
is right behind you and we would do everything possible to
turn Alimosho to Victoria Island," Governor Ambode said.

The Governor also formally commissioned the Ejigbo Road
and assured residents that street light would be installed on
the road from Ikotun Roundabout to the Isolo Campus of
Lagos Polytechnic within three months.

The Governor also inspected the on-going construction work
in the popular Brown Street in Oshodi where he was briefed
by Mr Baha, the project Manager for Lobrics Construction
Company.

The Governor said that the project which commenced about
six weeks ago, is now over 40 percent completed, just as he
expressed optimism that the residents in the area would
enjoy the benefits of the new road when completed.
After being briefed by the Chairman of Oshodi-Isolo Local
Government Area, Adeola Olajobi Dawood on the challenges
of the adjourning Igbehinadun and Inasa Streets, the
Governor ordered the Public Works Corporation to
rehabilitate both streets within the next seven days.

While charging the contractor to ensure the completion of
Brown Street by the end of February 2016, the Governor
also urged the residents to continue to cooperate with the
contractor so as to deliver the projects within the stipulated
time frame.

At the Oshodi Resettlement Market, Governor Ambode also
ordered the Public Works Corporation to resurface the car
park in the market in preparation for the reopening of the
market.

Governor Ambode also advised the developer of the market
to consider a rent-to-own modality for acquisition of the
shops, saying that a monthly payment plan would prevent
the shops from being hijacked by businessmen.

SIGNED

HABIB ARUNA

CHIEF PRESS SECRETARY
DECEMBER 21, 2015

SAW this apt piece and decided to share it here, written by FEMI ARABI SALA,..

It will take some time for those Douglas Anele fondly refers to as Buharimaniacs to realize that, in a democracy, there is nothing definitive about the outcome of an election. When an election has been concluded, those who opposed the winner are not required to shut up or go into exile. They are required to go into opposition. Those who opposed the winner are not defeated. As a matter of fact, their opposition may be justified subsequently by the actions and inactions of the winner.
In his six months in office, President Buhari has done little to change the view of his opponents that he was the wrong choice as president of Nigeria. On the contrary, he has done a lot to confirm their fears. Rather than enjoy a honeymoon period, the president has squandered his earlier goodwill. As a matter of fact, if the election were to be re-held today, Buhari would not win. If he would, it would only be by the smallest of margins.

Sensitive supporters
Buhari supporters are very touchy. They would not have anybody criticize their president, even when such criticisms are justified. They feel vindicated by Buhari’s victory and believe that should be the end of the matter. However, Buhari’s victory is actually the beginning of the matter. With his victory, the matter ended with Jonathan and Buhari becomes the issue. This is what the president himself has failed to understand. In the last six months, he has insisted that Jonathan is still the issue. He is not any longer.
Buhari’s supporters are beginning to be embarrassed by his poor performance since he assumed office. Many who continue to support him do so because they are already committed to him. They find it difficult to admit they may have made a mistake. They are very sensitive whenever anyone criticizes the government. Some even become abusive and react on social media blogs by telling such persons to: “Go and hug a transformer.”
No such luck! Since Buhari supporters did not hug transformers under Jonathan; neither will Jonathan supporters hug transformers under Buhari. Since Buhari supporters did not go into exile under Jonathan; neither will Jonathan supporters go into exile under Buhari. Since Buhari supporters did not keep silent under Jonathan, neither will Jonathan supporters keep silent under Buhari.

Lessons in Democracy
Buhari supporters need to take courses in “Democracy 101.” Jonathan’s supporters will not vanish into thin air just because he lost an election. Neither will they lose their voice because of the government’s onslaught against everything Jonathan.
It is absolutely important that the voice of the opposition continues to be heard loud and clear. The rights of losers are protected under the Constitution. Indeed, the rights of losers become more important than the rights of winners in a democratic system. Losers are protected from winners, ensuring that today’s losers can become tomorrow’s winners.
It should not be forgotten that Jonathan defeated Buhari in 2011. Therefore, Buhari supporters should not be too pumped up simply because Buhari defeated Jonathan in 2015. Nobody ever said the 2015 election was the election to end all elections. Neither do elections under the Nigerian presidential system of government subscribe to the principle of “winner takes all.”
Part of the problem here is that this is the very first time a government in Nigeria will be defeated by the opposition at the federal level. Therefore, the victors and their supporters are acting as if it is the end of the world. Rather than celebrate and promote the process that made this change of government possible, Buharimaniacs seem determined to ensure it will hardly be repeated.

One-party government
That is why both the government and its supporters insist the APC is entitled to everything by virtue of winning the 2015 election. That is why they are so angry that a PDP man is Deputy Senate president. An attempt was even made on his life. That is why all the signs point to a determination to create a one-party APC state in Nigeria by hook or crook.
The APC is not satisfied with winning; it is determined to strangulate the opposition PDP to death. That is why the APC keeps absorbing PDP defectors every day; so much so that it is already becoming a parody of the PDP. That is why PDP victories are being overturned while APC victories are being confirmed.
That is why those who were prominent actors in the Jonathan administration are being hounded, harassed and tried in the court of manipulated public opinion. That is why every PDP member is a demon, but when he defects to the APC he automatically becomes a saint. When you point out these contradictions to APC supporters, they remain unconcerned because deep down they do not believe in democracy. They only see it as a means to an end.

Exaggerated victory
It is important to remind our dear Buharimaniacs that, out of a country of 170 million, only 15 million voted for Buhari in 2015; 155 million did not. Those 15 million only constitute 52% of the votes. That can hardly be construed as an overwhelming support by any stretch of the imagination. Buhari won the election, but only just. Like his supporters, he is mistaken in thinking he needs to pay more attention to those who supported him. On the contrary, he now has a responsibility to win over those who did not.
However, the president has lost many of those who gave him the benefit of the doubt in March 2015. Six months down the road, nothing has changed for the better. Some things have even gone from bad to worse. Fuel crises and fuels queues are back. The financial hemorrhage of the petroleum subsidy remains. Food prices have hit the roof. We are back to the jungle days where warehouses of private citizens are raided and dubious officials cart away bags of rice belonging to hapless market-women.
Buhari’s infamous body language is no longer celebrated. The bad old days of power shortages are here again with a vengeance. The president’s boast that the back-bone of Boko Haram will be broken by December 2015 is now clearly a pie-in-the-sky. Boko Haram remains to date the most deadly insurgency in the world; killing more innocent people in Nigeria than any other terrorist group anywhere else.
This makes it all the more ludicrous that the same people who labeled Jonathan “clueless” are offended when people call Buhari “Baba Go-Slow” or “Baba No Movement.” They have not stopped criticizing Jonathan even though he is no longer in power and is not responsible for the government’s lack of policies; how then can they expect Nigerians not to criticize Buhari since the buck now stops with him?

Double-standards
Time was when everyone who approved of Jonathan’s government was castigated outright as a PDP contractor. Since that label no longer passes muster, every critic of the present government is now called a Buhari hater. But then how much love do Buharimaniacs have for Jonathan? If Jonathan did not deserve love, why must Buhari now be entitled to it?
People like me never supported Jonathan until we saw the virulent hatred of his opponents. We never cared for the mischievous PDP until we discovered that Jonathan’s opponents were so desperate for power, they were even prepared to destroy the nation in the process. They were so determined to seize power; they threatened to “soak the dog and the baboon in blood” if they did not get their wish. Thank God, Jonathan was not like them in defeat.
I, for one, came to Jonathan’s defense because it is an article of my faith to defend the weak and not the strong. Even though Jonathan was the president, within the context of Nigerian politics, he still was the weak because he comes from a minority ethnic group. Therefore, those of us who believe in one Nigeria objected to the gang-up of the majority groups against him.

Farewell to Jonathan
Before the election, I had written already a “Dear President Jonathan” article prepared against the expectation that he would be re-elected. In that article, since overtaken by his defeat, I stated beforehand that my undiluted support for him ended with his re-election. With his re-election, we would insist on cashing the cheque for our support by demanding that his second-term must be very different from his first.
Indeed, in my Vanguard column of 13th May, 2014 entitled: “A Season of Conspiracies against Goodluck Jonathan,” I wrote the following:
“We must forget our differences and join hands to ensure that Jonathan prevails in spite of all the stumbling blocks and minefields put in his way. So doing, we would be able to make effective demands on the president. He would have to listen to us.”
“With the added pressure from the international community, we will insist that the corruption that has gone through the roof under his administration must finally come to an end. The time is long overdue: some malefactors must be arrested, prosecuted and jailed. No more pussy-footing. Nigerians require a transparent government; and we require this ‘yesterday.’”

Buhari apologists.
However, Jonathan did not win the election: he lost. But what do we have today? Instead of inspiring him to greater heights, Buharimaniacs have become his apologists. Instead of coming out to express their disappointment at the government’s dismal performance to date and insist he must keep his promises, Buharimaniacs are now the ones making excuses for him. The same people who were impatient with Jonathan are now preaching the virtues

patience for Buhari.
Those demanding that the rule of law must be upheld under Jonathan now make excuses for the disregard of the rule of law under Buhari. Those who would normally insist that the innocent must be deemed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, are now calling for Diezani and Dasuki to face the firing squad without proof of guilt. Those who refuse to question where APC got the money to fight its costly election, are suddenly furious that the PDP might have used government funds for the election.
Unexpectedly, 100 days is no longer acceptable as a yardstick for evaluating the competence of a new government. It is now suitable to take five months to choose ministers who turn out to be the same old and tried crop. Suddenly, the Minister of Petroleum can no longer be held responsible for petrol shortages just because he now happens to be the president himself.
One thing is becoming crystal clear. Buharimaniacs are economical with the truth. Buharimaniacs are not democrats. Buharimaniacs have neither regard for, nor understanding, of democracy.

Seun, lalasticlala please do the needful..

JimTiger4:
Lolz..... I no fit dey wash motor, another person go dey drive am na

But u did once upon a time.lol

Nawa ooo.. End time soldiers shooting end time bullets..

[color=#770077][/color]Nawaooo... I feel for pdp sha,they are going down so hopelessly like chelsea with no one to help them..