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Ok... Nawa oooo... That guy did nothing wrong to be rusticated, una go beat person tell am make him no cry? D peaceful protest which dey did is a welcome development.. That rustication should re rescinded ASAP

Pot belle all d way, he doesn't look like one dat will live much longer, inheritance things on point... Lolz

[quote author=Banks92 post=44534527]lordcornel on d beatttt.Nwanna ke ije? [/quote
Udo gba shoe... Ke way?

JimTiger4:
fish head *spits out evil*

Owuya..

JimTiger4:
Lmao.... what kind of fuckery is this! eeeeeewww. Iranu
"I cannot go and come and play with my future nau"

Na confirm fuckery.. U know na u don xperience am

rosieluv:
hehehehehehe

Well your laughter have come to my rescue

JimTiger4:
Heheheheheh.... werey ni oo

Cornel, oya respect yourself ,u dey outside!

Jimtiger4 just imagine say back then in school,u come dey zang one of those our cosmates in her period..na massive failure for Bcm401,403,infact by now u for never serve finish,u for dey try do reconciliation...kikikikikikiki...

JimTiger4:
Heheheheheh.... werey ni oo

Cornel, oya respect yourself ,u dey outside!

Jimtiger4 just imagine say back then in school,u come dey zang one of those our cosmates in her period..na massive failure for Bcm401,403,infact by now u for never serve finish,u for dey try do reconciliation...kikikikikikiki

rosieluv:
lols dnt faint o

Plz allow me to faint, I want to faint..

Lol.. Choi

Below is President Muhammadu Buhari's strategic implementation plan for the 2016 budget:
We acknowledge the pains you face and are concerned about them. There are a multitude of things that require decisive action. We are taking action and in due course they will produce satisfying outcomes. Our determination is firm and unrelenting. Consequently, I am pleased to share President Muhammadu Buhari's strategic implementation plan for the 2016 budget. This Strategic Implementation Plan articulates 6 thematic Strategies and 33 priority actions which will constitute the short-term priority of the Federal Government over the next 12 months.
1. Lasting Changes in the Policies, National Security and Governance. ● Achieve an Appropriate Foreign Exchange Regime ● Increase low interest lending to the Real Sector. We will need to move toward a single digit interest rate. ● Maintain Capital Spending in the Budget at a minimum of 30%. Complement this with funds from the Infrastructure Fund for commercial projects ● Intensify the Implementation of Public Financial Management Reforms to Grow Revenues and Cut Costs. ● Maintain Sustainable Debt Management Strategy. ● Introduce Fiscal Incentives to Improve Collections ● Intensify the Fight Against Corruption by increasing Transparency, Accountability and Compliance with Law and Order ● Intensify Public Procurement Reforms in Projects to obtain Value for Money and cut costs. ● Sustain the Fight Against Insurgency, Kidnapping and Other Violent Crimes, Terrorism, Cyber-Crimes, Piracy, Oil Theft and Illegal Mining Activities. Intensify the reorientation of the populace through Integrity Campaigns
2. Diversify the Economy by Fast-tracking Industrialization, Agriculture and Agro-Allied Processing, as well as attracting investment into the Solid Minerals, Tourism and Entertainment Sectors ● Implement Measures to Achieve Self-Sufficiency & Become Net Exporters of certain agricultural Items: Rice-2018, Tomato Paste-2016, Wheat-2019. Increase local production of maize, soya, poultry & livestock, so as to achieve self-sufficiency: deadlines to be announced in due course. ● Revitalize and Expand Agro-Allied Processing to intensify local production and processing of cassava, cocoa, cashew, fruits and sesame seed ● Utilize 5,000 hectares of Irrigable Land in the 12 River Basin Development Authorities and utilize 22 Dams for Commercial Farming activities by prospective investors ● Develop Dadinkowa, Gurara and Oyan dams with 82.5 MW capacity contribution to the National Grid. ● Adopt and Implement a Roadmap to Stimulate Investment into the Solid Minerals sector, and plug Revenue Leakages in the Sector ● Implement the National Industrial Revolution Plan and Launch the ‘Made in Nigeria’ Campaign ● Increase Manufacturing Capacity through the operationalization of Industrial Parks, Free and Export Processing Zones, etc. ● Enhance support facilities to provide increased financial, technical assistance, networking and information to new investors and existing enterprises. ● Implement the Roadmap to Increase Private Sector Investment in Culture, Tourism, Entertainment and Sports ● Create high-technology innovation hubs to support growth in the Digital and Technology Sectors
3. Prioritize critical Infrastructure, focused on increasing investment in Power, Rail and Roads, etc. ● Optimize the 7,000MW installed capacity and ensure associated infrastructure to Fuel, Transmit and Distribute this capacity. ● Ensure Tariff includes all costs of Transmission, Generation and Gas at new price, and Distribution Company costs required to operate, maintain and upgrade distribution networks. ● Resolve all Issues on Gas Pricing, Tariffs and Payment Assurance. Conclude Roadmap on Gas Development. ● Complete the Kaduna-Abuja and Ajaokuta-Warri Rail Lines scheduled for 2016; commence the construction of the Lagos-Kano standard gauge Line; and finalize negotiations for the Calabar-Lagos Rail Project. ● Undertake the rehabilitation and construction of 31 major Road Projects scheduled for 2016 to restore degraded sections of the Federal Highways network and to Establish Connectivity over a distance of 2,193km (through public works projects, maintenance works, PPP and other interventions) ● Complete the Rehabilitation of 4 Airports (i.e. Abuja, Kano, Lagos and Port Harcourt..
4. Oil and Gas Reforms ● Adopt & Execute a Comprehensive National Oil & Gas Master-Plan (‘NOGM’) as the roadmap for the Petroleum Industry’s Development, Diversification, Privatization & Governance. Adopt & Execute a Roadmap of Gas Development & Flare Elimination ● Set a deadline to be Self-Sufficient in Refined Petroleum Products & become a Net Exporter ● Work with the National Assembly on the passage of a Revised Petroleum Industry Bill (‘PIB’) or Bills to give effect to the NOGM & to resolve Fiscal & Governance Issues of the Sector, & Eliminate Gas Flaring. ● Conclude negotiations to deal with all funding gap issues in the Upstream Sector
5. Ease of Doing Business ● Move 20 places up global Ease of Doing Business Rankings, by implementing fast track measures for business approvals, acquisition of land titles, etc. (Nigeria is currently ranked 169 out of 189 countries by the World Bank – 2015 Survey) ● Fast-track visa application and issuance processes
6. Social Investment ● Implement Social Intervention Programme and specific Health / Education projects included in 2016 Budget ● Health Sector Interventions including Flagging off the Revitalization of 1 Primary Health Centre per Ward (a total of 10,000 nationwide) The Social Investment plans include the following: ● Train and deploy 500,000 unemployed graduates as volunteer teachers who would be paid on the job while they seek jobs in their chosen careers. ● Homegrown School Feeding for primary school pupils across the country paid for by the government ● Micro-credit scheme that provides very soft loans to a million market women, artisans, traders ● Creating innovation and technology hubs/ parks on a large scale and skills acquisition & vocational training for over 300,000 non-graduate youths ● Conditional Cash Transfer where one million poor and vulnerable Nigerians would receive N5000 monthly ● Bursary awards for tertiary education students of Science, Technology, Engineering & Maths, STEM. President Muhammadu Buhari's administration remains committed to economic diversification through import substitution and export promotion. In addition to this, we will continue to engage the Nigerian people. We will resume Town-hall meetings to explain the progress and address the challenges. Together, Nigeria will prevail.
www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/04/vice-president-yemi-osinbajo-unveils.html?m=1

You and the president agreed, the governors did not.. So you both did what?
I thought he was the president....

The dude look smarter.lol

Hit like if you want pdp to produce the next senate president and hit share if you think APC will trample on their dream..

Sure it can only if the witch for ur village dey use your picture as hand fan..

realestworld:
Yuck!!! How you won take convince me and my people with all these silly excuse? I wonder who even gain erection at the sight of blood!

Lolz.I tire oo, op for even tell us to give mouth-job during period sex na..
Kai "fallz down n faint"

Number 11 got me laughing like mad, lubriWHAT?
Her blood as lubricant? U no get joy ooooo..lol

Abeg we dey talk fuel u dey talk blood lubricant.. Lol

Even with 50pages article on why I need to have period sex I won't try it,,..case closed..

Her something too big jooor...

This senator has got no chill..lolz

Well I support him in this cos if something should go wrong I will be the 1st to stone him(online shaaa)..so let him take his time if that will make any difference.. I just need this country to move forward..

The RAM of my fone is 100gb.. Lol

tuale4u:
Obama also Shouted CHANGE. US economy has improved btw 2008 and 2016 of obama

The intent is most important..

mallamseifaldin:
Thou shall not add or remove words in the bible..

You are pained.

Mallam do u v a bible?if u do then you will know I didn't add or remove any word.. Gracias

BobNeli:
Well, let me consult that chapter first and confirm ur qoute b4 comenting. But if the injuction is as true as as ur qoute, then sometime is wrong with Nigeria already

Go and check bro is boldly written

acenazt:
Some people have no fear of God. So u r now using the bible as a tool of hate to carryout your wailing abi?

It is plainly stated in it,am not hating APC or any other party,am a fan of no party. Gracias.

Plz for d record I fear GOD. lol

could the BIBLE be against APC
Just read this, I was shocked when I saw this.

Proverb 24 vs21. MY SON FEAR THE KING AND MINGLE NOT WITH THEM THAT SAY "CHANGE", FOR THEIR CALAMITY, COMES QUICK......

BoBby suffering from low self-xteem

could My BIBLE be against APC Just read this, I was shocked when I saw this. Proverb 24 vs21. MY SON FEAR THE KING AND MINGLE NOT WITH THEM THAT SAY "CHANGE", FOR THEIR CALAMITY, COMES QUICK......

Make them go rest jooor... We are one n won't split.. I hope for peace and one brotherhood

Fayose did what? Lolz... I smear lies, na lai mohammed write ds thing

Nekede comes to mind.. That poly na sodom and gomorrah ...but IMsU dey top chart with no mercy