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Christianity EtcHappy 82nd Birthday Pastor Dr. W.F Kumuyi by Lorddozzy(op): 7:52pm On Jun 06, 2023
WHO ELSE IF NOT GOD? (by Esther Adebayo)

It is not easy for a man to set a standard for a long while and still keep building on it.

He would soon allow those principles to be removed little by little if he wasn't sent/even disciplined.

One thing I've learnt from the life of daddy Kumuyi is the decision to serve God first, and God honouring you.

Dear father, you deserve all celebration because you have submitted your all to God.

You have consecrated your life on the altar, you have given Christ your all, and you have died.

I thank God for the Life of a great man of God.

W- Watchman of the Most High
I- Intelligent man in the business of God.
L- Lover of God
L- Lover of Faith
I- Intentional in doing the business of God
A- Ardent reader of the word
M- Man of the true word and not of the world
S- Sanctified beliver

F- Father to many true believers
O- Optimistic in face of discouragement
L- Leader with Humility
O- Observant to the things of the spirit
R- Reader of truth
U- Unction filled man
N- Never bending to the world
S- Soilder of Christ
H- Holiness is always his watchward
O- Organized man of God

K- Kingdom Centered being
U- Undiluted word of God is his stand
M- Mathematician even in the Gospel of truth
U- Understanding of the word is his dealings
Y- Yielding to the world and not the world
I- Independently doing God's bidding no matter the discouragement.

Dear father, I celebrate Christ in you, your courage, your resilience and your love for God.

I ask for more of God's grace, wisdom, direction, knowledge and understanding upon you. May you never lose guidance from God and may we all meet in Heaven on the last day.

Amen.

Happy birthday to a father, grow in greater measure, father.

82 no be beans.🥰
Cheers!

What do you wish the man of God?
@Admin please push to front page

Christianity EtcKumuyi: A Preacher Widely Misunderstood By Non-adherents by Lorddozzy(op):
There is a video and commentary going on on the social media that Pastor W. F. Kumuyi has recanted his earlier doctrine on dressing by women in the church after years of misleading the womenfolk.

Many of my professional colleagues including a friend, Sunny Igboanugo, have, on the basis of this, launched unwarranted attacks on the personality of the man of God. But I am very afraid of the way they have heavily descended rudely on Kumuyi in a matter many of the critics know little about!

My fear emanates from my knowledge of the scriptures that says: Touch not my anointed, and do my prophet no harm. Though neither the church nor Pastor Kumuyi has mandated me to defend them on this issue, I, as a member of the church, who have privileged information, think I should correct the wrong antagonistic view.

Some of the contentions are that Kumuyi has for years deliberately misled his congregation on things like exposure to knowledge through the watching of TV set; and that he imposed a shabby dress code on the church members, especially the womenfolk.

The latest uproar is about a purported message by the pastor to the Ekiti Deeper Christian Life congregation of his church, based on 1Corn 11: 5-6 that says women should only cover their heads in the church when they are praying or prophesying.

To start with, there was never a time Kumuyi “unbanned TV” in Deeper Christian Life Ministry, as it is being claimed by some of the critics. Yes, at the early life of the church, possession of TV set and watching of it were frowned upon, because of the bad moral standards many of the TV programmes of that period “preached.”

The world, through ICT, had since moved away from that era to something better: where ICT tools have become powerful instruments in expanding the frontiers of knowledge and advancement! It isn’t that there are no more negative aspects of that development, but the good seems to have outweighed the evil!

Even in the Deeper Christian Life Bible Church/ministry today, ICT has become a powerful tool of evangelism, though every mature adult should know when to apply the brakes!

On the position of 1 Corinthians 11: 5-6 that warranted this latest tirade, it is not a new doctrine in the Deeper Christian Life Ministry. It’s part of the 22 doctrines of the Holy Bible, which the church believes in and has taught since its establishment in 1973 or so. What does it say?

5 But every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head, for that is one and the same as if her head were shaved.

6 For if a woman is not covered, let her also be shorn. But if it is shameful for a woman to be shorn or shaved, let her be covered.


Logically, to many people either in Deeper Life or somewhere else, since most of the time, the church is where people pray and prophesy, there is tendency to believe that a woman must cover her head once they are in a church.

But what the two verses of 1 Corinthians 11: 5-6 quoted above say is that it is only during prayer and prophecy that a woman should cover her head.

That the pastor or the church in a recent message to the Ekiti church reinforced or provided an explanation on it doesn’t make it a new message; or redefining or preaching a new message. Far from it. It’s neither a new doctrine nor modifying an old one. The Bible itself warns the Galatian Church who were so removed from the doctrine of the Bible to another doctrine that there was grave danger in that.

The Deeper Life Bible Church, if you know, is an assembly of many people: some highly educated, some barely educated; many not too educated; some wealthy, many not too wealthy in naira and kobo. So, not all of us are at the same educational and spiritual levels. That is why the pastor or any pastor in any assembly has to keep on teaching, reinforcing and explaining the doctrines over and over again! More so, when there’s the likelihood that new people come into the church to worship on every service day.

There’s a general phenomenon in life: many people listen to what their pastor say. They don’t listen tIo what he doesn’t say. This is common in every church. This often brings confusion and strife. In fact, a popular Nigerian pastor once said that his congregation should not only listen to what he said, but to also listen to what he didn’t say, in order to have a balanced message!

Take for example, the statement of our Lord Jesus Christ in Mark 16: 17-18:

17 “And these signs will follow those who believe: In My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues;

18 they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly thing, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

That’s the teaching of Christ. The Bible preaches it, and every pastor or child of God preaches it. But it will be absurd or the height of stupidity for a believer to see a snake on the field and run after it to take it up, based on what it’s written in Mark 16: 17-18. It is also the extremity of ignorance to deliberately drink poison, because the Bible has said it will not hurt us.

Some years ago, a so-called prophet deliberately threw himself into the lion’s den, at the UI Zoological Gardens, based on the event in the book of Daniel when Nebuchadnezzar, out of envy and wickedness, threw Daniel into the lion’s den.

God expects believers to use their God-given wisdom in applying His word. There’s a purpose God gave you intelligence or wisdom. Please use it.

The Kumuyi I knew in the 70’s is still the same Kumuyi today, and if God delays his coming, it will be the same Kumuyi tomorrow! He has not changed. It is his critics that do not understand him, and therefore change every time

https://www.primebusiness.africa/kumuyi-preacher-widely-misunderstood-by-non-adherents/

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (2 - 2) On 7th May 2022 by Lorddozzy(m): 5:07pm On May 07, 2022
Timo Werner na bastard
SportsRonaldo: Manchester United Forward Apologises After Phone Footage Emerges by Lorddozzy(op): 8:24am On Apr 10, 2022
Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo has apologised after video emerged appearing to show him breaking a fan's phone.

Footage was shared on social media alongside comments claiming he smashed the device as he left the pitch after his side's 1-0 loss at Everton.

Ronaldo, 37, later took to social media to say sorry.

"It's never easy to deal with emotions in difficult moments such as the one we are facing," he said.

The result damaged United's hopes of qualifying for the Champions League and came against an Everton side that had been one point above the relegation zone before kick-off.

"Nevertheless, we always have to be respectful, patient and set the example for all the youngsters who love the beautiful game," the Portuguese added.

"I would like to apologize for my outburst and, if possible, I would like to invite this supporter to watch a game at Old Trafford as a sign of fair play and sportsmanship."

Manchester United said they were aware of "an alleged incident after today's game at Everton and the club will co-operate with any police inquiries".

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/61053927

CelebritiesRe: Gospel Artist, Osinachi Nwachukwu Is Dead by Lorddozzy(m): 10:41pm On Apr 08, 2022
So sad, may her soul rest in peace
Her song that is my favorite is "oku na ere ere - consuming fire)
Christianity EtcRe: Prince Dele Banjo's Letter To Kumuyi by Lorddozzy(m): 4:18pm On Jan 23, 2022
Did pst Kumuyi opened Deeper life with him? I don't really understand some people
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 19th January 2022 by Lorddozzy(m): 10:47pm On Jan 19, 2022
Manchester united cannot keep a clean sheet.
What a useless club
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by Lorddozzy(m): 9:31pm On Jan 19, 2022
Why can't this coach play frank onyeka and onyekuru?
Remove iheanacho and introduce fresh legs
CrimeGunmen Invade Enugu APC Meeting, Kill Two Chieftains, Abduct One by Lorddozzy(op): 8:11am On Jan 19, 2022
Two stalwarts of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Enugu State were on Tuesday evening gruesomely murdered during the invasion and attack of the party’s meeting in Enugu South LGA by gunmen.

The gunmen also abducted another chieftain of the party while others sustained bullet wounds.

The Nation learnt the deceased and others were having a reconciliation meeting at the party office at Ward III Obeagu Awkunanaw, Enugu South Local Government Area when the gunmen struck.

Numbering over seven, the gunmen were said to have stormed the venue of the meeting, killing the two instantly while whisking away one other person.

The incident, it was gathered, had thrown the state chapter of the APC into mourning.

A source at the meeting told newsmen that the meeting was called to reconcile the two factions of the party in the ward as part of the ongoing efforts to unite all members of the party in the State.

“The meeting was underway when these men invaded the place and shot and killed the immediate past Enugu South local government chairman of the party.

“Ezeoha was also elected as the incumbent state youth leader in one of the factions of the party. One other person I don’t know his name was equally killed instantly.

“Hon. Monday Ogbonna (Okwadike), a factional chairman of the party in our area was kidnapped.

“One person is lying critically wounded at the hospital and we don’t know his fate,” the source said.

Efforts to speak with Enugu Police spokesman Daniel Ndukwe on the development were unsuccessful as his phone line was not reachable.

https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-gunmen-invade-enugu-apc-meeting-kill-two-chieftains-abduct-one/

PoliticsFresh Treason Charges Force Shift Of Nnamdi Kanu’s Trial by Lorddozzy(op): 7:05am On Jan 19, 2022
The re-arraignment of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) leader Nnamdi Kanu on amended terrorism charges was stalled yesterday before the Federal High Court in Abuja.

New lead defence counsel, Dr Mike Ozekhome (SAN), sought time to enable him to study the amended 15-count charge filed by the prosecution on January 17.

The SAN argued that the defence was ambushed with the fresh charge.

He claimed that the proof of evidence served on the defence by the prosecution was not legible enough to enable them to know what constitutes the fresh charge.

“My Lord, as I am talking now, the defendant does not know the charge yet. He is just interacting with me.

“He cannot be made to take his plea in relation to a charge he has not seen.

“The principle of fair hearing is just being violated by the Federal Government.

“The frail-looking defendant standing in the dock there has not been allowed to access his family as directed by this Honourable Court.

“I went to DSS to see him and I was almost stripped naked before I could see him.

“We pray that the arraignment is adjourned till tomorrow (today) to enable his lawyers to study the new charge along with him in the interest of justice,” Ozekhome said.

Lead prosecuting lawyer, Magaji Labaran, faulted the defence’s claim that the amended charge was an ambush.

He also faulted the defence’s claim of Kanu not being properly fed, allowed to practice his religion and allowed free access to his family members.

He, however, did not object to the defence’s request for an adjournment.

Justice Binta Nyako adjourned till January 19 for arraignment on the amended charge.

Before adjourning, Justice Binta Nyako ordered that the defendant and his lawyers be allowed to interact within the courtroom for a while before being taken away.

On the defendant’s complaints, the judge ordered that he be allowed to change his clothes.

“I don’t want to see him in this clothe again. This one is almost off-white. Also, make sure that you allow him to exercise,” the judge said.

Justice Nyako however reminded the defendant that a detention facility is not a 5-Star hotel.

She declined the defendant’s oral request that a foreign lawyer, Bruce Fein, be allowed into the courtroom to observe proceedings.

The judge said the request would be allowed upon a written application and approval by the Chief Judge.

Operatives of the State Security Service (SSS) brought Kanu

into the courtroom at about 9.50 am.

He exchanged pleasantries with some of his family members and his lawyers.

Earlier, one of Kanu’s lawyers, Ifeanyi Ejiofor, told our correspondent that the defence beefed up its legal team by engaging some senior lawyers, among whom is Ozekhome.

Ejiofor was, however, silent on the identity of the others.

Some supporters of Kanu, who stormed the court premises in large numbers, clashed with security operatives.

They chanted “Holy Holy Holy, Nnamdi Kanu is another Saviour”.

The IPOB supporters were at the other end of the Ministry of Justice when the security agents tried to disperse them.

The supporters refused, arguing that the security operatives gave free access to a pro-government group who were drumming and singing.

This resulted in a face-off between the supporters and security operatives who later called for reinforcement. Commissioner of Police, Sunday Babaji, said there was no clash of any sort.
https://thenationonlineng.net/fresh-treason-charges-force-shift-of-nnamdi-kanus-trial/

PoliticsNigeria Should Free Africa’s Gift, Nnamdi Kanu – Ambazonian Leader, Ayaba by Lorddozzy(op): 11:19pm On Jan 18, 2022
Ambazonian activist, Ayaba Cho Lucas, has asked the Nigerian government to free Biafra agitator, Nnamdi Kanu.

The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) leader is facing trial before Justice Binta Nyako of the Federal High Court, Abuja.

On Tuesday, Kanu refused to take plea in the 15 counts terrorism charges instituted by the federal government.

The authorities filed fresh charges on Monday, a development Kanu’s lead counsel, Mike Ozekhome, opposed.

The Senior Advocate of Nigeria accused the government of breaching the principle of fair hearing with the manner the new counts were brought forward.

Ozekhome said the action was sixth in the series and that the defence needed time to study and prepare.

Reacting to the legal battle, Ayaba described Kanu as “Biafra and Africa’s gift” and called for his release.

“Nigeria’s Price. Biafra and Africa’s gift. This Generation will not Blink until all the systems of curtailment and anarchy are dismantled and buried in the dustbin of history. Free this man”, he tweeted.

The ex-Southern Cameroons Youth League Secretary-General currently leads the Ambazonia Governing Council.

In 2017, Ambazonia also known as Amba Land, was self-declared as a state in West Africa constituting the Northwest and Southwest regions of Cameroon.

https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/18/biafra-nigeria-should-free-africas-gift-nnamdi-kanu-ambazonian-leader-ayaba/?amp=1

SportsGhana Dumped Out By Debutants Comoros In One Of Afcon's Greatest Shocks by Lorddozzy(op): 11:07pm On Jan 18, 2022
Ghana suffered a humiliating group-stage exit at the Africa Cup of Nations after the four-time champions were beaten by debutants Comoros.

El Fardou Ben Nabouhane put the islanders ahead early on, and Ghana then went down to 10 men when Andre Ayew was shown a straight red card.

Ahmed Mogni doubled the lead before the Black Stars fought back to make it 2-2.

However, Mogni tapped in his second in the 85th minute to inflict Ghana's first group-stage exit since 2006.

The result in Group C will go down as one of the biggest shocks in Nations Cup history as Comoros scored at the finals for the first time and then went on to record their maiden victory.

Incredibly, the side ranked 132nd in the world now have a chance to reach the knockout stages as one of four best-ranked third-placed sides.

The tiny island nation with just under a million inhabitants - and more famous for its history of political coups than its football - had only won its first Nations Cup or World Cup qualifier in 2016 at the 20th attempt.

Ghana had put in disjointed displays in their first two games, a 1-0 defeat by Morocco and a niggly 1-1 draw with Gabon, and finish bottom of the group table despite putting in a spirited display following Ayew's 25th-minute sending off.

Their fans in the Roumde Adjia Stadium in Garoua looked stunned at the full-time whistle, being left to contemplate a rollercoaster second half which ended their bid for a first Nations Cup title since 1982.

Their exit in Cameroon will increase the pressure on coach Milovan Rajevac, who returned for a second spell in charge in September.

The Serb led the Black Stars to the Nations Cup final in 2010 and the World Cup quarter-finals the same year, and guided the West Africans through to Africa's play-offs for this year's World Cup.

However, Ghana only won their qualifying group ahead of South Africa on goals scored and are unseeded for the play-off draw - where they will face one of Senegal, Morocco, Tunisia, Algeria and Nigeria for a place in Qatar.

Comoros, meanwhile, celebrated their three points heartily and now await the final round of matches in the remaining three groups to see if their stunning victory can extend their stay at the tournament.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59947164

SportsRobert Lewandowski Wins Best FIFA Men's Player Of The Year Award by Lorddozzy(op): 9:16pm On Jan 17, 2022
Bayern Munich and Poland striker Robert Lewandowski was named 2021 Best Fifa Men's Player of the Year, while Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo landed the special award.

Lewandowski, 33, claimed the prize for the second consecutive year after scoring 69 goals.

He won ahead of Liverpool's Mohamed Salah and Paris St-Germain's Lionel Messi.

Ronaldo was recognised for being men's international all-time top scorer.

Barcelona's Alexia Putellas won the Best Fifa Women's Player of the Year.

Lewandowski broke the late Gerd Muller's 49-year record for scoring the most Bundesliga goals in a calendar year with 43 in 34 league appearances.

Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel won the award for the Best Fifa men's coach for guiding Chelsea to their second Champions League title after only joining the club in January.

Former Tottenham winger Erik Lamela - sold to Sevilla in the summer - won the Fifa Puskas award, which recognises the best goal in world football during the year, after his 'rabona' finish in the north London derby against Arsenal last March.

Chelsea's Edouard Mendy won the award for the Best Fifa Men's goalkeeper after a successful first season with the club, including a clean sheet in the 1-0 win over Manchester City in the Champions League final.

The Denmark national team and their staff won the Best Fifa fair play award for their swift response after Christian Eriksen collapsed on the field during the Euro 2020 game with Finland.

On a successful night for Chelsea, Emma Hayes also won the award for the Best Fifa women's coach as her side won a treble of domestic trophies.

As for the collective awards, Manchester City's Ruben Dias and Kevin de Bruyne joined Chelsea's N'Golo Kante and Jorginho, and Manchester United's Ronaldo, in the Best Fifa men's team of the year.

While two-time men's winner Ronaldo was given the special award and included in the best XI, the Portugal captain was omitted from the shortlist for the individual prize for the first time since its inception.

Men's world XI: Gianluigi Donnarumma (AC Milan/PSG/Italy), David Alaba (Bayern Munich/Real Madrid/Austria), Leonardo Bonucci (Juventus/Italy), Ruben Dias (Man City/Portugal), Kevin de Bruyne (Man City/Belgium), Jorginho (Chelsea/Italy), N'Golo Kante (Chelsea/France), Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus/Man Utd/Portugal), Erling Braut Haaland (Borussia Dortmund/Norway), Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich/Poland), Lionel Messi (Barcelona/PSG/Argentina)
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/60031269

SportsBenjamin Mendy: Man City Footballer Charged With Another Rape by Lorddozzy(op): 5:42pm On Dec 22, 2021
Manchester City footballer Benjamin Mendy has been charged with a further count of rape.

The French international, of Prestbury in Cheshire, is now accused of seven counts of rape and one count of sexual assault relating to five women.

The 27-year-old was charged last week with the latest offence but it was subject to reporting restrictions.

These restrictions were lifted earlier as Mr Mendy appeared at Chester Crown Court for a hearing ahead of his trial.

The latest charge relates to a new complainant and is alleged to have taken place in July this year.

The earlier charges are alleged to have happened between October 2020 and August 2021.

The footballer, who has been in custody since his arrest in August, appeared alongside his co-defendant Louis Saha Matturie, 40, of Eccles in Greater Manchester.

Mr Matturie is accused of six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault.

Both men were remanded into custody at HMP Altcourse in Liverpool after the 40-minute hearing.

Their trial, which was scheduled for January, was also put back to later in the year.

Mr Mendy has played for last season's Premier League champions Manchester City since 2017, when he joined from Monaco for a reported £52m
Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-59754899

TravelRe: UAE Stops International Airlines From Boarding Nigerian Passengers To Dubai by Lorddozzy(m): 4:22pm On Dec 13, 2021
Soon they will start deporting Nigerians in UAE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: If Your BVN Reads "Provided" Then Your Account Is Validated by Lorddozzy(m): 2:58pm On Nov 11, 2021
ezenwaez:
Most N-Power Batch C Volunteers have been wondering whether their account is validated or not and have been wondering if they will be paid or not.

Please if your BVN reads "Provided" on your Npower NASIMS profile it simply means your account is okay, and it has been validated and you will be paid.

On the contrary if you are an N-Power Batch C volunteer and your Npower NASIMS profile reads "not provided" it simply means that you did not provide your BVN when completing your Npower NASIMS account details.

To address this issue simply click on edit, then provide the correct BVN number then log out and login, should you have any difficulty please contact Npower NASIMS on 092203102, 018888148.
Stop deceiving people! There is nothing like invalid bvn or valid bvn. All beneficiaries' bvn are shown as "invalid" on the Nasim portal. Please once you see processing on your payroll tab, then you must be paid. Don't edit anything
Christianity EtcRe: Sandra Ezekwesili: 'Prophet TB Joshua Did Much Damage, His Ministry Was Toxic' by Lorddozzy(m): 2:53pm On Jun 07, 2021
Any miracle or prophetic power that is not bringing people to Christ is fake
Christianity EtcRe: Governor Of Lagos State & Akwaibom State Celebrates Birthday With Pastor Kumuyi by Lorddozzy(op): 11:15am On Jun 06, 2021
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Christianity EtcGovernor Of Lagos State & Akwaibom State Celebrates Birthday With Pastor Kumuyi by Lorddozzy(op): 11:13am On Jun 06, 2021
Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu and Governor Emmanuel Udom graced the service of the Deeper Life Bible Church today.
During his speech, Governor Sanwo-Olu reiterated that PASTOR W F KUMUYI is a shining light and a beacon of hope, who we must all emulate to make the country free of vices.

Christianity EtcWilliam Kumuyi Celebrates His 80th Birthday. Buhari Congratulates Him by Lorddozzy(op): 5:58am On Jun 06, 2021
The President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), on Saturday, felicitated with the General Superintendent of Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Pastor William Kumuyi, as he clocks 80.

Buhari’s congratulatory message was contained in a statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina.

The statement titled ‘President Buhari greets Pastor W.F. Kumuyi at 80’ read, “The President felicitates with the family of the renowned preacher, members of the Deeper Life Bible Church, and Christendom in general, wishing the ‘spiritual General’ greater service to God and humanity, ‘in good health and sound mind.’

“President Buhari recalls his 2018 meeting with Pastor Kumuyi and wife, Esther, at the Presidential Villa, Abuja, the warmth they radiated, and their love and prayers for the country, urging younger preachers to take a cue, and intercede for Nigeria and people in positions of authority, as God’s word enjoins.

“As Pastor Kumuyi reaches this milestone, the President prays that his vision for the country will be realised, and the works of his hands will continue to prosper.”
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/buhari-congratulates-kumuyi-80/%3famp?espv=1

HealthMy Neighbour's Gave Birth In My Car - Daniel Chukwuemeka by Lorddozzy(op): 8:58am On Feb 22, 2017
The story was by a friend on the 18th of February, 2017...
Actually, it happened this morning. 12:58 am. I have never witnessed a thing like that before. I only saw such in Nollywood movies.

I was not fast asleep. But I was hearing the first set of gentle knocks on my door in my dreams. Kpam Kpam Kpam Kpam, Daniel o...repeatedly. Later I would deem whoever was knocking that way as unserious. How could such knocks wake me up? But I have just slept off an hour before then. So I was woken up immediately the knock got louder. I rushed out, hearing the cries for help. She was already in labour---my neighbour. My God! I saw the baby's head pushing itself out of my neighbour's privates. She was fast losing blood, as they kept flowing uncontrollably. As if that was not enough a strange sight for me, I saw that white, long thing they call umbilical cord. Damn it! That was actually when the baby had completely come out. Chai. Poor child. Crying. We didn't know what to do. I was clueless. Her friend---a young lady---was clueless too. There was no other neighbour available. And it was already 01:05 am. But that my neighbour, ba? She was a strong woman. She kept reassuring her panic-stricken friend to stop shouting, re affirming that she'd be fine. She was even the one that suggested we go to a nearby hospital. Olodo like me, I couldn't even think of any meaningful thing to do. My head was full. But she was strong. We carried her down to my car, carrying the baby alongside, careful not to draw the umbilical cord too apart from her. Chai. Blood. She lost a lot of blood. I gently drove us to a nearby hospital. The staff responded quickly. The cord was cut while she was still in the car. The baby survived. The mother survived too. I went back home later and got them some clothes, and tea, milk, bread and hot water for the mother.

This is what I call miracle. Not turning water into wine. In this part of the world, we say "Thank God" for even things we can do ourselves. So for the first time in my life, I'll do this, because I am overwhelmed:

Thank God for my neighbour's strong resolve in the face of hysteria;

Thank God for the mechanic guy that didn't tell me stories yesterday, but promptly worked on the car's fan belt, making the car available;

Thank God for the staff of Divine Mercy Hospital and Maternity, Orba road, Nsukka, especially the gate man, for their immediate response to our call for help;

And finally, thank God for giving us humans all that we need to survive the pestilence and pains He also created on earth, for surely He created all things. Amen!

I learnt a few things:
1. A pregnant woman shouldn't be left alone. I used to say I'd run out of home when my wife gets heavy, to avoid a pregnant woman's wahala. Dear future wife, I have changed my mind. I now understand what you women go through. I'll be there, through it all. No business trips. No conferences or seminar. In fact no work for me. I'll be there. We will do it together. After all, we had sex together (whatever that means).

2. I think one should always have fuel in one's car. Anything can happen any time. And no petrol station might be available at that time.

3. Do not overlook the importance of neighbourliness. And if your neighbour is one who hardly responds to knocks on his/her door (like my former useless neighbour), declare such a neighbour as useless to humanity.

Finally, women, please accept the assurances of my ernest respect for your natural abilities. Truly, there's more to your privates than just sexual activity.

PS: the head nurse said I'd make a good father, because of the way I was in charge. Is that true? I mean, why not? grin emoticoncheesy
HealthRe: Urgent Need To Visit The Toilet Immediately After Meal by Lorddozzy(op): 9:47pm On Feb 03, 2017
MistadeRegal:
Sorry bro. Go see a doctor.

But if I'd say… from my observation, the gullet has become straight to the stomach to the anus so no time to retain.
I don't feel sick or have any strange symptoms. I don't know if it's a habit...
HealthRe: Urgent Need To Visit The Toilet Immediately After Meal by Lorddozzy(op): 9:43pm On Feb 03, 2017
ladyF:
How many minutes after? I may be able to prescribe something if you give me enough info.

Dr. LadyF is here for you. grin
Thanks like 3 minutes after meal
HealthUrgent Need To Visit The Toilet Immediately After Meal by Lorddozzy(op): 9:35pm On Feb 03, 2017
Please I want to know why I usually visits the toilet immediately after each meal. Its it a health concern or it's it normal. If it concerns my health, what should I do? Please I need answers from doctors or nurses here. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cover Letter Writer Needed (whats The Difference With Application Letter?) by Lorddozzy(m): 8:44am On Jan 31, 2017
Inbox me, my email is lorddozzy@gmail.com
Christianity EtcRe: Will Women Pastors End Up In Hell? by Lorddozzy(m): 10:59am On Jan 22, 2017
Why such an exhortation? Because the women were disturbing the church service by asking questions of their husbands during the preaching…Hence their questions produced an undertone of noise which was confusing to an audience. No wonder Paul corrected them. So we see that the Apostle is not dealing with the subject of women preaching, but with discipline. He is simply correcting disorder.
SportsRe: BREAKING: Veteran Referee, Mike Dean Demoted To Championship by Lorddozzy(m): 12:43am On Jan 18, 2017
Good for him and for the game
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Commends Buhari For Suspending FRC Code by Lorddozzy(m): 8:26am On Jan 11, 2017
shukudi:
. Before u type rubbish, seek knowledge to clear ur ignorance. The books they publish, the audio nd video materials they sell in their bookshops are taxed. They also pay to get their schools nd other investments licensed. They pay tax on all the staff monthly nd also contribute to the pension scheme of the government. What the law does not tax are the offerings given, because those ones are recognized as gifts, do u personally pay tax on the gifts ppl give u? So, stop living in ignorance. If u want to knw why Adeboye handed over to the person he did, go nd read the FRC regulations.
Thank you for this. Someone will just wake up and type nonsense claiming that churches don't pay tax. Churches have contributed a lot to the development of this Nation. Adeboye personally visits prisons, give gifts to them and provide drugs for the sick ones. No pastor forced any of their members to give to the churches, so why are some people grumbling about how rich pastors are. Catholic church members are here criticizing penticostals pastors that they are too rich, Father Mabaka owns one of the biggest water factory in Enugu, He also produces yougort that sells almost everywhere in the southEast (Aqua Rapha), did he get the money for this business from the sun? If the pope stays in Nigeria I know it will be catholic members that will be protesting about the FRC rule. Lets call a spade a spade!
Christianity EtcRe: Strange Tree With Arabic Inscription In Ogun, REAL PHOTOS by Lorddozzy(m): 10:15pm On Jan 08, 2017
Please can any Muslim explain the Arabic Inscription to us?
PoliticsKaduna Killings (video): Buhari Can’t Talk About Everything – Adesina by Lorddozzy(op): 7:02am On Dec 30, 2016
Adviser to President Muhammadu Buhari on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina has, in a video interview, said that Buhari can't talk about everything especially about the killings in Kaduna. Adesina also said that all the killings in Kaduna "do not call for media response but a calculated response."

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/kaduna-killings-everything-adesina/
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: Ikwerre Women Sit Down In Front Of INEC Collation Center. PICS by Lorddozzy(m): 10:18pm On Dec 10, 2016
creamylicious:
if you get predictions gimme na..... all my predictions in d last month just dey flop
Will try my best tommorow
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: Ikwerre Women Sit Down In Front Of INEC Collation Center. PICS by Lorddozzy(m): 10:08pm On Dec 10, 2016
creamylicious:
help me with any money doubling scheme that would yield profit from now till next week ..... hardships biting hard
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