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EducationRe: Ten Everyday Saying That Make No Sense by LORDI(m): 7:56am On Dec 28, 2014
Nice one op,...but the no7 is a bit confusing.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by LORDI(m): 10:39pm On Dec 27, 2014
Please guy I need help,..I paid for MY TV AFRICA online via quick teller,the subscribed channels has refuse to show,..what do I do?.
TV/MoviesA Nairalander Need Help with his MYTV subscribtion. by LORDI(op): 10:34pm On Dec 27, 2014
I subscribed for MYTV AFRICA online via quick teller,.for two day's now it refuses to show,how can I get their customer care number?...or should I do please?
CelebritiesRe: INCREDIBLE: See Nairalander's Friend That Looks Like Pete-Edochie (PHOTOS) by LORDI(m): 6:18pm On Dec 27, 2014
There is resemblance,..abi una blind?
RomanceRe: Guys Have You Experienced This Before? (pic) by LORDI(m): 4:07pm On Dec 27, 2014
Reason's I don't accept facebook request from older relatives and cousins lool,.my parent's don't have time for social networks tho,even if they do,I won't allow them have me on their contact list.
My privacy matters.
FamilyRe: My Husband Starving Me Of Sex Please Help Me!! by LORDI(m): 3:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
I don't believe a story.
EducationRe: The Notorious Ekosodin Village Uniben by LORDI(m): 1:57am On Dec 25, 2014
My experience,I travelled from sapele to visit my brother who stay's in ekosodin,on getting to benin it was raining heavily..I had to wait for the rain to stop,meanwhile it was already late,I decided to spend the night over at his place.
On getting to juction I waited to him to come pick me,lucky he came, as we were walking to his house in that ekosodin area in the night,.
Some group boy's stopped us
Boys:-stop there,who una be?
My brother quickly replied bro's abeg we student for the school.
That moment my heart was beating fast.
Few minutes a later a boy just came from the group,told us to kneel down,and bring out everything we have,my bro didn't carry anything..as for me,I foolishily gave them everything,upon giving them everything I have,..the gave me and my bro HOT slap's.
After the slap's they told us to RUN,..oya RUN.
Since then,I swear generational curses for those boy's....
I swore never to near uniben again.
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Most Men Are More silly Than Girls by LORDI(m): 7:56pm On Dec 24, 2014
Men will always be men.
CelebritiesRe: You Remember Tellytubbies Sun Baby? She's Now 19 (pic) by LORDI(m): 6:14pm On Dec 24, 2014
krall:
Teletoby is a demonic cartoon
e get wetin nor be demonic for you?
CelebritiesRe: You Remember Tellytubbies Sun Baby? She's Now 19 (pic) by LORDI(m): 6:13pm On Dec 24, 2014
Confession time I was the camera man in afro candy porn! Video.
PoliticsRe: Police Parades 13 Year Old Female Suicide Bomber In Kano (Picture) by LORDI(m): 5:51pm On Dec 24, 2014
Why isn't anyone talking about the girl's father,..the useless man should be arrested,she was force into this by her father.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Popular Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Shows Off His New Man. by LORDI(m): 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2014
I smell 14 year's in prison.
PhonesRe: Internet Users : Nigeria Ranked #1 In Africa , #10 In The World by LORDI(m): 10:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
Out of the 57 million,..am ranked 1st
*quickly runs out of thread*
*come back to peep through the window*
HealthRe: Top-7 Crazy Things That Happen While You Sleep by LORDI(m): 10:50pm On Dec 22, 2014
efobiugochukwu:
u see witches and village people don suffer...as in eeh any1 wey no sabi wetin dey happen to him or her, village ppl go carry am. I pity my granny for village.

Anywhr that one of falling reminds me the time I went for vigil. I was sleeping on top step edge. I was seriously dreaming of whr I was flying. Wen I say flyin I mean I was like omo na clark kent of small ville. Till my mouth was full of sand. And I was like. What the hell and I manage to open my eye to see that I fell from the step edge down without even knwing. I must be in a deep sleep to fall from up to 3 feet, if not for the sand I won't notice. And bilive me I woke up to see the ppl behind farther dan I am.
lool,you didn't feel pain,as you fell?
HealthRe: Top-7 Crazy Things That Happen While You Sleep by LORDI(m): 1:09pm On Dec 21, 2014
Sleep paralysis is the worst and it's scary ,.thankGod I know what it is now,no need to accuse village people wrongly
Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by LORDI(m): 10:40am On Dec 21, 2014
Am confused!!!,I feel the bible we have today is not complete,..GOD forgive me if am wrong.
Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by LORDI(m): 10:26am On Dec 21, 2014
MudRaker:
Pride.

Lucifer was jealous of the privilege given to Man by God.

Lucifer felt Man was not deserving to hold such privilege.

Contrary to what you might think, Lucifer is not that bad a guy. His role is mainly to showcase through temptation that Man is not worthy of God's exhalation.

The demons who are actively against Man are the fallen Angels and their offspring.

This set of Angels led by Azazel committed grave sins by wanting to have the gift of life and live eternally.

God sent a message through Enoch to Azazel and warned him of his impending doom.

Azazel was imprisoned in space while some of his lieutenants were imprisoned in the Euphrates river.
After the flood, the souls of their
these explanations so?are they in the bible?.where do you get your answers from?
Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by LORDI(m): 10:17am On Dec 21, 2014
astronautog:
who are u to question God??if u have a 5yrs old child,u keep a gallon of fuel at ur backyard and warn ur child not to go near it.then u come home one day and ur child has drank from d gallon,u ask him y he didn't listen to u and he says it was ur neigbour that told him to do it.won't u punish d childhuhor u wud prefer someone askin u stupid question y u kept fuel in at ur backyard??
ask them oo.
Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by LORDI(m): 10:12am On Dec 21, 2014
falseman:
Gen 3:22

And the LORD God said, "The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever."

From that you should know the angels knew good from evil which means evil existed. Now you should know that for Good to exist there must be evil and evil didn't originate from Devil however he was the first angel to exhibit it in heaven.
now you've truely answered the question!
PoliticsRe: Revenge As A Black Man Shot Dead Two NYC Policemen by LORDI(m): 9:51am On Dec 21, 2014
#shootthepolice let the war begin...kill em all.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Indecency In Innocent Nairaland Threads by LORDI(m): 9:36am On Dec 21, 2014
Report any of them to the mod's asap.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Most Annoying Frontpage Topics On Nairaland 2014? by LORDI(m): 9:32am On Dec 21, 2014
"Why do women fart",...doh that's the most boring of them all,the virginity should be removed asap from your list.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Incredible Woman: Story Of Nigeria’s First Blind Photographer by LORDI(m): 9:29am On Dec 21, 2014
GOD bless this woman.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Types Of People You'd Meet At The Atm by LORDI(op): 9:26am On Dec 21, 2014
Obinoscopy,seun FP pls,..happy sunday guys.
Nairaland General5 Types Of People You'd Meet At The Atm by LORDI(op): 9:13am On Dec 21, 2014
Base of my personal experince at the ATM I decided to compile a list,the various types of people you would meet at the ATM
1)-the IGONORAMUS-these are the kind of people who'd queque at the atm,when it get's to their turn,they wouldn't know what to do,.they will stand in front of the machine looking at it,as if it's for decoration,..until people people standing behind will start questioning them,however help them withdraw their money.
2)-THE IMPATIENT-these are the kind of people who would come last,instead of them to wait in line,.they would start begging you to allow them withdraw their money because they have something important to do...they will belike"(oga abeg make I withdraw my own sharp sharp I. nor go waste time,somebody dey wait for me)..

3-THE SHOWOFF's-these are the kind of people who would withdraw huge amount of money and start sampling it for everyone to see,they will hold the money carelessly in their hands.
4-THE BAD GUY's/suspect's-these people would come to the ATM,they wouldn't withdraw money,they would sit close,and watch everybody withdrawing money from atm...lool,I dey fear this kain people.
5)-THE QUESTIONER'S-these are the kind of people who would come to the atm and start asking questions,probably it's their first time there...they will belike(oga abeg,show me wetin to press,..bros abeg help me,I wan withdraw money).
6-the ANNOYING-these are the ones who would stand in front of the atm for minutes,as if there are in front of a computer screen,,you would begin to wonder,if they really know what they are doing.
7-HOT TEMPERED-these are the kind of people who would be last in the queque,they will shouting for everybody in front of the atm,they will belike--(oga wetin you still dey do na?....bro's you never collect money finish?...madam which one you stand in front of atm like that,na pikin you wan born?..LOOOl



Let's keep the ball rolling add yours.,..happy sunday guys.
Am back from church sha,6 o clock mass.
I love my country I nor go lie,..na inside am,I go live and die.
PoliticsRe: Naira Rain As PDP Raises Billions For Jonathan. by LORDI(m): 6:07am On Dec 21, 2014
Where is the EFCC when you need them
PoliticsRe: I Saw This On Atiku's Page by LORDI(m): 6:01am On Dec 21, 2014
Buhari will fail again.
PoliticsRe: North Moves Against Jonathan: Northern Pro-jonathan Governors Get Threat Message by LORDI(m): 5:55am On Dec 21, 2014
I can already smell violence come 2015.
God save nigeria.

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