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Celebrities / Re: See Photos Of Girls Going WILD At The Joker Club In Benin by lordjosh(m): 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2016
crazymommy:
One word "stupidity"





Just look at that picture before the last one,the guy putting on red jersey,money know even show for him face....wasteful buffons






I think say na only me notice am
Religion / Re: 38 Repentant Prostitutes Baptized In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 9:53pm On Oct 10, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
About 38 converted sex workers recently underwent water baptism in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. The spiritual exercise which was organized by the Omega Power Ministries on Saturday October 8th, 2016, was aimed at rehabilitating the former prostitutes who promised not to go back to their old ways.

The new converts were given free clothing, food items, shops stocked with wares and commodities to assist them to begin a new life...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/38-prostitutes-get-converted-in-port.html





I pity the innocent men that will marry them after contacting various infections
Religion / Re: Uebert Angel Buys Lamborghini For His Wife For Valentine (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 9:07pm On Feb 11, 2016
lekjons:
Op, what're you insinuating sad
U mean the pastor is spending church money, right?? angry

May God forgive you...













Dont you know the church members reward is in heaven.. angry

And the pastor reward is on earth right stop deceiving yourself! that money should be used to better the lives of the poor!

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Celebrities / Re: Solid Star Welcomes Baby Boy (Photo) by lordjosh(m): 3:08am On Nov 14, 2015
BrownCookie:
Cute baby but what is that lump showing around his genital areas shocked

babe ur eye sharp o

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Religion / Re: Picture Of Bishop David Oyedepo And His Entire Family by lordjosh(m): 3:05am On Nov 14, 2015
mtprofessor5:
This man inspires me a lot

Poverty is not just lack of money It's a thing of the mind
yes... that is the more reason why he will become richer and you will become poorer! #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:50am On Nov 14, 2015
Ololanla:
This is one of the reasons you will remain the way you are.......continue



what has he added to your stagnant life? #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:46am On Nov 14, 2015
Speechless3:

Abeg go...u sure say God never curse u finish.
Blind man undecided

I swear Bible don blind them finish! HOW MANY JETS, CARS HIM GET BEFORE HIM BEGIN HIM SO CALLED MINISTRY #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:36am On Nov 14, 2015
kaelz:
Ur a Big FOOL!!!
what have they added to your ignorant life #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:33am On Nov 14, 2015
Speechless3:

Na u anoint them?
good question #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:33am On Nov 14, 2015
Speechless3:

Na u anoint them?
good question #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:30am On Nov 14, 2015
Abbykem:
Private jet when some of their members cant afford to buy a bike. My God is watching

they are
#FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:28am On Nov 14, 2015
DONSMITH123:


watch your tongue or else ***in oyedepo's voice***gate of hell will be open for you***


like it opened for BUHARI?
#FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:22am On Nov 14, 2015
Trailblazer1:
grin grin grin
Express yourself here
Like if you love Men of God being rich grin
Share if you hate Men of God being rich undecided
MEN OF GOD BEING RICH AND YOU BEING POOR! #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:19am On Nov 14, 2015
Trailblazer1:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

To all the haters screaming "how many private jets did Jesus have"?
Did Jesus use a Phone? No stop using your phone now
Did Jesus drive in a car? No, he trekked don't drive in a car/vehicle anymore start trekking undecided
Hater gone hate, no matter what

God please, take style bless me like Oyedepo
So people like u still exist in the 21century They give u the bible & collect the Riches! #FoolOfThe21Century!
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by lordjosh(m): 2:11am On Nov 14, 2015
akksplendor:
David Oyedepo and his wife Faith arrived Benin city in their private jet this morning. They are in Benin city for the 40th anniversary of Church of God Mission Miracle Center which was founded by late Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa. Oyedepo and his wife were welcomed by Bishop Margaret Benson-Idahosa, her son Feb and daughter in-law Laurie.

www.splendormag.com/2015/11/photo-of-walida-one-of-3-beautiful.html


I BLAME THE BRITISH FOR GIVING THEM THE (BIBLE) TO DECEIVE INNOCENT SOULS!
Phones / Re: The B29 Story: My Experience At Ikeja Computer Village Today by lordjosh(m): 1:51am On Nov 14, 2015
Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too



lolzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz
this is one of the funny Jokes have heard in my life!
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Shows His Street Credibility On Lagos Island by lordjosh(m): 12:44am On Nov 14, 2015
MadCow1:
OP.. SO Because Phyno was seen in the streets, that means he has street Cred.. grin




Utterly fuckacious thread..




#Anyways, Phynos Street cred came all the way from 042..

I just found out that Phyno was on the remix of 'Okpomekwe' with 'Desperate Chicks' from way back. The Nigga sounded so whack on the track. I like the way he came up though.


u sounds like ur name
MADCOW!
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Indirectly Made Fashola His Second In Command by lordjosh(m): 12:23am On Nov 14, 2015
firstEVA:
With the appointment of Babatunde Fashola as Minister for Power, Works and Housing, it is very clear that the president has so much confidence in Fashola, I am tempted to conclude that if not for the negative response which would have greeted a muslim/muslim ticket for presidency, Buhari would have picked Fashola as running mate. This is his own smart way of making Fashola his second in command. Osibanjo is just there like a piece of ornament.

FACT!
Sports / Re: Turn N1000 To N10,000(1000%)weekly With Tradesafe by lordjosh(m): 7:48am On Aug 17, 2015
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Politics / Re: Patience: I Haven't Packed Out Of Aso Rock by lordjosh(m): 3:40pm On Apr 02, 2015
#change

Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by lordjosh(m): 12:24am On Mar 10, 2015
SkyyLord:
Sarah, Adedoyin, Bidemi, Ruka, Motunrayo, Chidinma . We are about to add Shade to list. Baba Ur head strong oooo!!!

+ kikelomo
Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by lordjosh(m): 8:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
nice story....









well Done FEMO!
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