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MAKEUP SHOULD BE BANNED!

crazymommy:
One word "stupidity"





Just look at that picture before the last one,the guy putting on red jersey,money know even show for him face....wasteful buffons

I think say na only me notice am

ChangeIsCostant:
About 38 converted sex workers recently underwent water baptism in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. The spiritual exercise which was organized by the Omega Power Ministries on Saturday October 8th, 2016, was aimed at rehabilitating the former prostitutes who promised not to go back to their old ways.

The new converts were given free clothing, food items, shops stocked with wares and commodities to assist them to begin a new life...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/38-prostitutes-get-converted-in-port.html

I pity the innocent men that will marry them after contacting various infections

lekjons:
Op, what're you insinuating
U mean the pastor is spending church money, right??

May God forgive you...













Dont you know the church members reward is in heaven..

And the pastor reward is on earth right stop deceiving yourself! that money should be used to better the lives of the poor!

BrownCookie:
Cute baby but what is that lump showing around his genital areas

babe ur eye sharp o

mtprofessor5:
This man inspires me a lot

Poverty is not just lack of money It's a thing of the mind

yes... that is the more reason why he will become richer and you will become poorer! #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Ololanla:
This is one of the reasons you will remain the way you are.......continue

what has he added to your stagnant life? #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Speechless3:
Abeg go...u sure say God never curse u finish.
Blind man

I swear Bible don blind them finish! HOW MANY JETS, CARS HIM GET BEFORE HIM BEGIN HIM SO CALLED MINISTRY #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

kaelz:
Ur a Big FOOL!!!

what have they added to your ignorant life #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Speechless3:
Na u anoint them?

good question #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Speechless3:
Na u anoint them?

good question #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Abbykem:
Private jet when some of their members cant afford to buy a bike. My God is watching

they are
#FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

DONSMITH123:
watch your tongue or else ***in oyedepo's voice***gate of hell will be open for you***

like it opened for BUHARI?
#FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Trailblazer1:

Express yourself here
Like if you love Men of God being rich
Share if you hate Men of God being rich

MEN OF GOD BEING RICH AND YOU BEING POOR! #FoolsOfThe21stCentury!

Trailblazer1:


To all the haters screaming "how many private jets did Jesus have"?
Did Jesus use a Phone? No stop using your phone now
Did Jesus drive in a car? No, he trekked don't drive in a car/vehicle anymore start trekking
Hater gone hate, no matter what

God please, take style bless me like Oyedepo

So people like u still exist in the 21century They give u the bible & collect the Riches! #FoolOfThe21Century!

akksplendor:
David Oyedepo and his wife Faith arrived Benin city in their private jet this morning. They are in Benin city for the 40th anniversary of Church of God Mission Miracle Center which was founded by late Arch Bishop Benson Idahosa. Oyedepo and his wife were welcomed by Bishop Margaret Benson-Idahosa, her son Feb and daughter in-law Laurie.

www.splendormag.com/2015/11/photo-of-walida-one-of-3-beautiful.html

I BLAME THE BRITISH FOR GIVING THEM THE (BIBLE) TO DECEIVE INNOCENT SOULS!

Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too

lolzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzz
this is one of the funny Jokes have heard in my life!

MadCow1:
OP.. SO Because Phyno was seen in the streets, that means he has street Cred..




Utterly fuckacious thread..




#Anyways, Phynos Street cred came all the way from 042..

I just found out that Phyno was on the remix of 'Okpomekwe' with 'Desperate Chicks' from way back. The Nigga sounded so whack on the track. I like the way he came up though.

u sounds like ur name
MADCOW!

firstEVA:
With the appointment of Babatunde Fashola as Minister for Power, Works and Housing, it is very clear that the president has so much confidence in Fashola, I am tempted to conclude that if not for the negative response which would have greeted a muslim/muslim ticket for presidency, Buhari would have picked Fashola as running mate. This is his own smart way of making Fashola his second in command. Osibanjo is just there like a piece of ornament.

FACT!

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