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Blackett:
[color=#150000]If I needed your opinion on what I posted, I'd have tagged you. Stop trying too damn hard to get me to notice you with your bright green colours. It's way easier for me to notice a grain of sand, unfortunately.

Now, fvck off to the left, and stay there. . . Nwa mkpi.

I'll reply you again, when I deem you to be in your right senses. If I don't reply you again, you know why.[/color]

Actually, I wasn't expecting something sensible from you, but I thought you would have at least gotten an atom of sense while you was away but no, foolishness prevails in you!

Look here bro, I ain't here for a "notice me" act like yours, I don't get involved in issues that is none of my concern but yours is just irresistible.. .. ..

Now, run along fool.. .. ..

Merry Christmas in advance

Laveda:

sweetheart, how're you doing?

sylvalord:
[color=grey]How jobless and imbecilic can one get? The op just surpassed the known level of stupidity a person can attain. Congrats dimwit. [/color]

Blackett:
[color=#150000]You haven't seen pictures of chicken before, or are you just trying to be funny? The fvck is this nonsense? Why don't you go to the various markets and look at chicken, since it's obvious the majority of chicken you'll see there are waiting to be bought.

If you're this jobless to want to only look at chicken pictures, how about you spit on the floor and watch it dry? [/color]

Ayt27:
I was thinking people were going to blast this Op for his errors, but i was surprised as I didn't see any one, except for that dude up there. People can actually read between the lines and know when someone's being sincere.

@ Op please just take the advice of everybody here.

you typed my mind.. .. ..

pxdaniel:
@op, I can't believe you left out the most common ones like
11) Number of sexual partners : If a Nigerian girl tells you she has only slept with three guys in her life, bro multiply it by four in your mind. That's a rough estimate

12) Age : Most of them are always within the age group of 18-24yrs. Them no wan gree old

13) I'm a virgin: Although we all know that's not/never true. Only in extremely rare cases

14) I'm on my period : Omo see gobe. This is usually their get out of jail free card.

15) You're the only guy in my life : If I hear!!!

16) I don't have airtime : Most broke girls use this lie often to get lots of recharge cards.

17) I don't usually lie o : Hmmm....lemme not swear 4 u

@bolded, bros, be like say you dey play monopoly wella

misspicy2:
Now I really don't want to get pissed off,because I know this article might not even smell FP because men are always right with the mindset "take me as I am" but if it was Toks2008 and Tosyne2much with their "you must be this and that before any man can wife you" list now,it will run like usain bolt to FP

now all this ones doesn't seem to be enough for you guys ooo,you had to come and type this on here.......okay,amma just sit here and watch this article make or not make FP first before I type the right reply for you all CHAUVINISTIC DIOTS

Misspicy, calm your _tits please.. .. .. I only made a flippant comment although sincere just to let the OP realize that it's impossiCANT to find a man with all those qualities be it on earth or any other planet.. .. ..

You and I know that what I said was true but you only want to vent the anger of the female bashing threads being created by my fellow male folk on me.. .. .. I've never encouraged any female bashing here on NL or in my offline life, I only state the obvious when necessary, so please and please, channel your anger on someone else and not me.. .. ..

Cheers

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.

Welcome BACK, what was your old moniker?

Laveda:
hehehe same thing here just manage

Let's talk at night if you'll be around...wanna log out

Laveda:
Aswear.....

....where are you?

At home, sitting face to face with boredom.. .. .. But all thanks to my phone and Psiphon If not for those 2 things, boredom would have sent me 6ft below the earth surface

Laveda:
been drinking water.... Finished almost a big bottle of Aquadana water today something I hardly do

Pele okay...

Your stomach would make a good aquarium right now, lol

Iwo naa Pele

Laveda:
very well...you?

Laveda:
Oh I'm sorry ...had same ish too

Welcome

Better

How have you been dear?

Laveda:
me? Abi you

I didn't although my previous phone was a bit faulty and it hindered me from visiting the forum but I had to get another one all because of you But yet, you couldn't welcome me

Laveda:

Why art thou forsaken me?

Laveda:
Will malpractice ever stop?

Hopefully

My run away wife

Omotayor123:
Eh eh eh eh Okay den,.. You are blessed

Stay blessed also dear.. .. .. I don miss you sha

Omotayor123:
Oya sorry my sweerie potato... *make I give you hug*

Hold it!!!!! You know I'm on fasting and prayer, and you also know that my bon..er has no magnitude/direction and self control, a simple hug can be so disastrous in this situation

Omotayor123:
That your picture get as he be
Oya I don check on you now

Iffa tear you slap kiss ehn, your brain OS will upgrade I'm talking about caring about my welfare, you are talking another thing

Omotayor123:
Aww.. That's so sweet
Make I go check yours

Mine? Maybe 50years to this time, I'll upload
Longest time, you don't even bother checking on me no more, I no vex ooo

Omotayor123:
Nothing New

Hmmmm.. .. .. Sweetheart mi, I'm the first to see your new do