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fabby27:
Teach them to knock before entering

u dey knock before u enter ur own hauz?

IamChuks:
Dry shit

u b sadist ni

Zoharariel:
If only they listened and joined us in voting Ambode instead of wasting their votes on that traitor - Jimi Agbaje, their capital would have been tripled by now, but they mistook Lagos for Anambra where they can easily manipulate elections by tagging a political party Yoruba - Amala & Ewedu's party.

Now, I can only watch & laugh while you reap the reward of your erroneous & miscalculated labour.

You can never go to war with Tinubu in Lagos & win. Patapata na draw e go be.

I don't get u...since when agbaje became ur gov?

Akara junction in Benin city

Omoakinsuyi:
Not funny

u're still a bloody jambite my brother

englishmart:
when i first wrote jamb, i applied for medicine and surgery. In order to get very high scores, i combined these subjects: crs, biology and agriculture. I didn't wanna waste time calculating in physics, chem, and maths. At the end of the day, jamb invented a course and asked me to study it. Tge name of the course was religious agriculture. Only God knew where i burnt the admission letter.

Bros u 2 get mouth .....u jst make me dey laff inside public bus

Diz military pple Wey never fit contain boko haram so ....make Dem no go let ISIS enter Nigeria ooh

Cool mulla Cool mulla Cool mulla

Blame it on the hausa pple Wey dy incharge

Wonderful story.... OP atewo for urself

MirandaPrestly:
I'm seeing some punishments for the first time here!
Thanks OP

I've got to try these on some people

are u a primary sch teacher?

Soo true

am sure u don't even know the route to Benin ...see ur head like so true

OP don high...igbinedion university dey kaduna abi?

Phil hallmark shopping mall dy owerri shey?

I sure say u never stroll pass ikpoba hill and akpakpava area, u go count banks forget numbers self..

Kada cinema nko
Silver bird cinema nko
...OP don high on auchi weed

MadCow1:
OP we are not deceived..


There is no Keke Napep in New York..


Keke Napep is a feature only found in Third World Nations..


Below is New York City..

https://www.nyhabitat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/New-york-2014-holiday-guide-radio-city-christmas.jpg

u jst bastarded the OP

Am sure hez from calabar

adebayor1490:
I don't do that. Back then, I'm the class captain

Class captain Ni ...for ologboshere second sch abi?

Whr my gran papa koboko sef? Dis OP seriously needs sum whips

xtervaganza:
gaaaaaaaayyy

u Sabi read English at all?

Behira:
I like d gurl, she's really pretty but notin trips me abt d dude

If I hear say u no dy wish say Na ur man

Richest guy ko? With those aba shoes Nigga geraraye mehn