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Romance / Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Taught u a woman,cause u said *hubby. sorry
Lol, I have a "pendulum bob" dangling in between ma thighs and I aint a potential Bobrisky. I'm a MAN!!!
Romance / Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:13pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Ok ma.
Okay Bro, wats Ma..
Romance / Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Sex is deeper than what u think ma! Its kinda spiritual.
Its nur only spiritual.. Its konjitual undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by LordPOSEIDON: 5:01pm On Dec 05, 2017
sinceraconcept:
haba. bros we are not in the land of dwarfs abegi. 6ft and above is tall for men and everybody knows this,5'10" and above is tall for women. 5'10",5'9",5'8" are average for men,5'8,5'7,5'6,5'5" are average for women,5'4" and below are short for women,5'7" and below is short for men.
Well Sir. as long as Mr. D is not short, I'm okay with it.
Education / Re: Monitor Lizard Killed Now In UNILAG (Photos) by LordPOSEIDON: 4:39pm On Dec 05, 2017
God jes bless this man wey dem dey call Lala... Guy man hear monitor lizard, see speed wey Uncle Lala carry enter de thread cry cry

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Romance / Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 4:36pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
God is the creator of sex,and its not something dirty. God is happy when he sees his two married children fulfilling his will in the bedroom,but how many of you married couples pray before sex?
Pray that what?? Lord I pray I last 1hour?? Lord don't let ma hubby "cum" quick?? or Pls how do U mean "Pray"?? angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Reacts To Lawsuit By G-Worldwide Entertainment by LordPOSEIDON: 4:35pm On Dec 05, 2017
I SWEAR! grin
Travel / Re: Moving Luxury Bus Burns In Owerri (Photos) by LordPOSEIDON: 4:30pm On Dec 05, 2017
One inHuman being up there said its the badluck of Rochas that set the bus on fire.. Good! Continue

At any rate, I stand gidigba beside the Founder of Snake Island as we dey view as things dey cook for de thread.. I'm really privileged Sir Lala

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by LordPOSEIDON: 4:30pm On Dec 05, 2017
sinceraconcept:
of course,why wouldn't I when I'm an height enthusiast just like any other 6 footer. 5'10" isn't short, its average for a man and that's where being tall starts from for a woman
Yepa, 5'10 is average?? diz guy u wicked oo... well we all know 5'7 is average for guys and 5'4 for girls
Romance / Re: Abuja Big Guy bleeping A LovePeddler In A Club by LordPOSEIDON: 4:29pm On Dec 05, 2017
iamJ:
she fit still dey explore cause that her husband no get sense at all, wen i met them, i wan laugh die, the guy na fish
This guy sef... She go dey explore Under-G.. person wey fee give B.J for bar, dah wan no fit stay husband house oo
Music/Radio / Re: Runtown – Energy (official Video) by LordPOSEIDON: 4:26pm On Dec 05, 2017
Sentiments apart, de song is W.A.C.K undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Abuja Big Guy bleeping A LovePeddler In A Club by LordPOSEIDON: 4:26pm On Dec 05, 2017
iamJ:
she is married today to one ode like that cheesy cheesy cheesy
ehehehehehehe, werey re oo... Well, she dorn try. she explore well before she marry
Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by LordPOSEIDON: 4:23pm On Dec 05, 2017
sinceraconcept:
stop deceiving yourself,Iceberg can never be up to 5'10, Juliet Ibrahim is even taller than him and Juliet is not even up to 5'10"
Congratulations Mr. Height Measurer... I aint deceiving maself, I just assumed man. buh wait, do u know what 5'10 is?? undecided undecided JAY Z is 6'2, so whats the difference between 6'2 and 5'10?? jes 4 inches
Romance / Re: Abuja Big Guy bleeping A LovePeddler In A Club by LordPOSEIDON: 4:22pm On Dec 05, 2017
iamJ:
that is not nigeria jor, look at the drinks

but sex in public can sweet, once received bj at a bar, it was epic
and U dnt have any idea if the girl has died of throat cancer or something similar??

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Romance / Re: Slay Queen Go Naked Of Facebook: See Reactions by LordPOSEIDON: 4:18pm On Dec 05, 2017
I swear that I will not lie.. the babe bress fresh cry cry
Family / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by LordPOSEIDON: 4:11pm On Dec 05, 2017
Gurls like that Loveth Chinonye nah hin dey dumb for other things, buh when it comes to sex matters nah Center Forward go be their position.. for her mom to say her "mumu" excess like salt undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: I Nid A Girl Living In Satellite Town To Hang Out With This Festive Period by LordPOSEIDON: 4:11pm On Dec 05, 2017
phintohlar:
tankus sha

Romance / Re: I Nid A Girl Living In Satellite Town To Hang Out With This Festive Period by LordPOSEIDON: 4:05pm On Dec 05, 2017
phintohlar:
jes what?
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed, its fine sha. well packaged I must say. (U can say I sound like a pervert), I dorn talk ma mind already. Me likey cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: I Nid A Girl Living In Satellite Town To Hang Out With This Festive Period by LordPOSEIDON: 4:00pm On Dec 05, 2017
phintohlar:
Okay
that thing u're carrying in ur dp is jes lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Airforce 1...borrow Me 20k by LordPOSEIDON: 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2017
victorakpabome:


There is a reason I am beginning to like this Airforce 1 guy. He never seems to take the millions of insults serious
and who told U that?? Bros this's a faceless forum. U knw weda hin dey cry for where hin dey??

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Celebrities / Re: G-worldwide Entertainment Sues Kiss Daniel To Court (see Details) by LordPOSEIDON: 3:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
Nothing go happen jor.. de jes wan hold de guy destiny for long. No collabo with artistes outside their kabbal, nothing. G-Worldwide kor, abeg make dem dey manage their other wack artistes like that Shuga Boy wey dey use old songs chorus dey make new songs. #Shior

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by LordPOSEIDON: 3:07pm On Dec 05, 2017
dammybabanla:
Jay Z IS tall... well above 6 feet
That means Iceberg should be 5'10"+ abi?? den why did the other guy say he's short when the average height of a guy is 5'7??
Celebrities / Re: Lydia Forson: Producers Rejected & Body Shamed Me, But My Big Ass Won Me Awards by LordPOSEIDON: 3:02pm On Dec 05, 2017
I'm not disappointed at all!
Romance / Re: “girls Stop Messing Around With A Nigga That Got A Girl Already" — Nigerian Lady by LordPOSEIDON: 2:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
Giddymoney:
Even if you type from now till next year, dey won't hear
Na wetin make life sweet be dah nah grin grin, Amadioha no go let dem hear oo
Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by LordPOSEIDON: 2:50pm On Dec 05, 2017
Samusu:
This Jay-Z tall o
I124U:
O boy this boy short!
Which wan we wan believe now?? undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: How To Identify A Runz Girl On Nairaland by LordPOSEIDON: 2:28pm On Dec 05, 2017
unapapadeycraze:
1. she spends too much time at the asewo beer parlour: yeah, she is usually there claiming feminist saying all these fvck boiz can not fvck her, sometimes she may be from ghanacheesy. she comments on all the post in ashewo beer parlour, giving hypocritical advice, claiming saint. buh if you check holistically, you will realise she is being fvcked, just that her clients were civil enough not to kiss and tell.



2. she replies all pm: i don't give a fvck about what you think. if you reply every pm, you are a runz girl.


3. she incessantly gives out her number: whenever a lady gives out her number here to every tom and harry, she is into runz. take it or leave it.




4. she follow too many guys: this is another sign to know a runz babe on nairaland. when she follows too many guys on nairaland. excluding my beautiful lanicky though. that babe is a saint like obi. i love her thoughcheesy.



5. she attends the nairaland end of the year party: you watched last year's video? you saw how that girl was grinding on that guy's dick. that babe is a runz girl. any party organised like that is a sin party, they must fvck after the party. any lady that is present in such a sinful party is a runs girl.



shey make I call name??
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Pvssy Nigger On Nairaland. by LordPOSEIDON: 2:26pm On Dec 05, 2017
Na everywhere dem dey, NL own jes mumu pass others
Health / Re: Sex Of Baby In Benue Is Yet To Be Known Days After Delivery (Photos) by LordPOSEIDON: 2:23pm On Dec 05, 2017
Keneking:
APC government sef shocked shocked
sad
Music/Radio / Re: Download Vector – Gunshots #endsars (mp3) by LordPOSEIDON: 2:20pm On Dec 05, 2017
Munae:
ghen ghen!

Oga wan use SARS blow.

and wah do u mean by blow?? is VECTOR an upcoming artiste??

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Is Giving Away Money On Twitter (pics) by LordPOSEIDON: 12:23pm On Dec 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He should please give D'Banj some.
undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Is Giving Away Money On Twitter (pics) by LordPOSEIDON: 12:22pm On Dec 05, 2017
See dah mumu that said, "100 celebs like him, and the world would be a better place". Ole oshi, alapa ma s'ise. Lazy man.

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