₦airaland Forum

Jochabed:
Taught u a woman,cause u said *hubby. sorry

Jochabed:
Ok ma.

Jochabed:
Sex is deeper than what u think ma! Its kinda spiritual.

Its nur only spiritual.. Its konjitual

sinceraconcept:
haba. bros we are not in the land of dwarfs abegi. 6ft and above is tall for men and everybody knows this,5'10" and above is tall for women. 5'10",5'9",5'8" are average for men,5'8,5'7,5'6,5'5" are average for women,5'4" and below are short for women,5'7" and below is short for men.

Jochabed:
God is the creator of sex,and its not something dirty. God is happy when he sees his two married children fulfilling his will in the bedroom,but how many of you married couples pray before sex?

Pray that what?? Lord I pray I last 1hour?? Lord don't let ma hubby "cum" quick?? or Pls how do U mean "Pray"??

sinceraconcept:
of course,why wouldn't I when I'm an height enthusiast just like any other 6 footer. 5'10" isn't short, its average for a man and that's where being tall starts from for a woman

iamJ:
she fit still dey explore cause that her husband no get sense at all, wen i met them, i wan laugh die, the guy na fish

iamJ:
she is married today to one ode like that

sinceraconcept:
stop deceiving yourself,Iceberg can never be up to 5'10, Juliet Ibrahim is even taller than him and Juliet is not even up to 5'10"

Congratulations Mr. Height Measurer... I aint deceiving maself, I just assumed man. buh wait, do u know what 5'10 is?? JAY Z is 6'2, so whats the difference between 6'2 and 5'10?? jes 4 inches

iamJ:
that is not nigeria jor, look at the drinks

but sex in public can sweet, once received bj at a bar, it was epic

phintohlar:
tankus sha

phintohlar:
jes what?

, its fine sha. well packaged I must say. (U can say I sound like a pervert), I dorn talk ma mind already. Me likey

phintohlar:
Okay

that thing u're carrying in ur dp is jes

victorakpabome:
There is a reason I am beginning to like this Airforce 1 guy. He never seems to take the millions of insults serious

dammybabanla:
Jay Z IS tall... well above 6 feet

Giddymoney:
Even if you type from now till next year, dey won't hear

Na wetin make life sweet be dah nah , Amadioha no go let dem hear oo

Samusu:
This Jay-Z tall o

I124U:
O boy this boy short!

Which wan we wan believe now??

unapapadeycraze:
1. she spends too much time at the asewo beer parlour: yeah, she is usually there claiming feminist saying all these fvck boiz can not fvck her, sometimes she may be from ghana. she comments on all the post in ashewo beer parlour, giving hypocritical advice, claiming saint. buh if you check holistically, you will realise she is being fvcked, just that her clients were civil enough not to kiss and tell.



2. she replies all pm: i don't give a fvck about what you think. if you reply every pm, you are a runz girl.


3. she incessantly gives out her number: whenever a lady gives out her number here to every tom and harry, she is into runz. take it or leave it.




4. she follow too many guys: this is another sign to know a runz babe on nairaland. when she follows too many guys on nairaland. excluding my beautiful lanicky though. that babe is a saint like obi. i love her though.



5. she attends the nairaland end of the year party: you watched last year's video? you saw how that girl was grinding on that guy's dick. that babe is a runz girl. any party organised like that is a sin party, they must fvck after the party. any lady that is present in such a sinful party is a runs girl.

shey make I call name??

Keneking:
APC government sef

Munae:
ghen ghen!

Oga wan use SARS blow.

NwaAmaikpe:



He should please give D'Banj some.