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A Prayer Before Sex by Jochabed(f): 4:33pm On Dec 05, 2017
God is the creator of sex,and its not something dirty. God is happy when he sees his two married children fulfilling his will in the bedroom,but how many of you married couples pray before sex?
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 4:36pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
God is the creator of sex,and its not something dirty. God is happy when he sees his two married children fulfilling his will in the bedroom,but how many of you married couples pray before sex?
Pray that what?? Lord I pray I last 1hour?? Lord don't let ma hubby "cum" quick?? or Pls how do U mean "Pray"?? angry angry

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Re: A Prayer Before Sex by slyng(m): 4:37pm On Dec 05, 2017
That's why my religion is complete. We must pray before sex.
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by derecho(m): 4:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by vicben27(m): 4:58pm On Dec 05, 2017
I,ve said to my self I'm gonna Bless that pusssy with anointing oil on our wedding night b4 riding it legally for the rest of my life, life is sweet, but pusssy is sweeter.
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Jochabed(f): 5:08pm On Dec 05, 2017
LordPOSEIDON:
Pray that what?? Lord I pray I last 1hour?? Lord don't let ma hubby "cum" quick?? or Pls how do U mean "Pray"?? angry angry
Sex is deeper than what u think ma! Its kinda spiritual.
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Jochabed(f): 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2017
vicben27:
I,ve said to my self I'm gonna Bless that pusssy with anointing oil on our wedding night b4 riding it legally for the rest of my life, life is sweet, but pusssy is sweeter.
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vicben27:
I,ve said to my self I'm gonna Bless that pusssy with anointing oil on our wedding night b4 riding it legally for the rest of my life, life is sweet, but pusssy is sweeter.
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:11pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Sex is deeper than what u think ma! Its kinda spiritual.
Its nur only spiritual.. Its konjitual undecided undecided
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Jochabed(f): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2017
LordPOSEIDON:
Its nur only spiritual.. Its konjitual undecided undecided
Ok ma.
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:13pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Ok ma.
Okay Bro, wats Ma..
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Jochabed(f): 5:15pm On Dec 05, 2017
LordPOSEIDON:
Okay Bro, wats Ma..
Taught u a woman,cause u said *hubby. sorry
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2017
Jochabed:
Taught u a woman,cause u said *hubby. sorry
Lol, I have a "pendulum bob" dangling in between ma thighs and I aint a potential Bobrisky. I'm a MAN!!!
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Jochabed(f): 5:20pm On Dec 05, 2017
LordPOSEIDON:
Lol, I have a "pendulum bob" dangling in between ma thighs and I aint a potential Bobrisky. I'm a MAN!!!
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Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LadyMarionette(f): 5:49pm On Dec 05, 2017
LordPOSEIDON:
Pray that what?? Lord I pray I last 1hour?? Lord don't let ma hubby "cum" quick?? or Pls how do U mean "Pray"?? angry angry


There are lots of things to pray for........

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.

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Re: A Prayer Before Sex by LordPOSEIDON: 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2017
LadyMarionette:



There are lots of things to pray for........

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.
I swear I like U. U answered the question that OP that created the thread couldnt answer and will nt still be able to answer... buh is sex a "GIFT"?? grin grin
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by banre(m): 6:51pm On Dec 05, 2017
LadyMarionette:



There are lots of things to pray for........

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.


una no go kill person grin grin grin

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Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Paperwhite(m): 9:59am On Dec 12, 2017
LadyMarionette:



There are lots of things to pray for........

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.
Lolzzz! grin grin grin.Abeg I now desire a woman like you.
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by gozzlin: 10:26am On Dec 12, 2017
LadyMarionette:



There are lots of things to pray for........

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.

Oh my God!
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:32am On Dec 12, 2017
LadyMarionette:

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.

LMAO
e get wetin person no go read 4 this nairaland cheesy


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Re: A Prayer Before Sex by MANNABBQGRILLS: 1:09pm On Dec 12, 2017
LadyMarionette:



There are lots of things to pray for........

Heavenly Father, for this gift of sex, of which we are about to partake, we are truly grateful. We thank you for our endowment and we pray that we would continue to find pleasure in each other, even as the years go by. May we never grow tired of each other. We ask that you take charge of this activity tonight so that we may come to wholesome completion. Bless us with the wisdom to do exactly what pleases you, and cause us to find pleasure in your wish as well. Guide our instruments, bless them to perform as instructed. And as we get lost in the throes of desire, may we not take your name in vain. Watch over us and protect us from all accidents that may prevent us from achieving the purpose for which you have determined sex. We also pray for all those who are not fortunate to experience this blessing and ask that you meet them all at the point of their need.

Hahahaha! !
Our Barbecue chickens are rolling on the floor and laughing hard while reading this!
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by habsydiamond(m): 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
prayer like God as am about to enter this pussy, enter with me...don't let me have an accident...dont let me hook, don't let magnate hold me inside, don't let me summersault like agahawo. after the whole sex, let me use smile to glorify Ur holy name say I don nack her well......for God's I pray. Amen....

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Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Oxster(m): 1:19pm On Dec 12, 2017
habsydiamond:
prayer like God as am about to enter this pussy, enter with me...don't let me have an accident...dont let me hook, don't let magnate hold me inside, don't let me summersault like agahawo. after the whole sex, let me use smile to glorify Ur holy name say I don nack her well......for God's I pray. Amen....

Lol,,bro go ask 4 forgiveness
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by habsydiamond(m): 1:22pm On Dec 12, 2017
Oxster:

Lol,,bro go ask 4 forgiveness
God pls forgive me oooooo.....
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by nuelzz04(m): 1:23pm On Dec 12, 2017
Hilarious thread grin







Ntin wey we no go c
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by habsydiamond(m): 1:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
Oxster:


Lol,,bro go ask 4 forgiveness
God forgive me ooo. am only trying to observe sex prayers according to the mother in lsrael on Nairaland...
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Oxster(m): 1:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
habsydiamond:
God pls forgive me oooooo.....

Sow a seed in my life to seal ur confession
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by habsydiamond(m): 1:26pm On Dec 12, 2017
Oxster:


Sow a seed in my life to seal ur confession
make that one dey between me and Baba God
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Oxster(m): 1:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
habsydiamond:
God forgive me ooo. am only trying to observe sex prayers according to the mother in lsrael on Nairaland...

Lol,,,abiok oh
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Oxster(m): 1:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
habsydiamond:
make that one dey between me and Baba God

Na lie joor,,,everything now is all abt sowing seed
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by habsydiamond(m): 1:30pm On Dec 12, 2017
Oxster:


Sow a seed in my life to seal ur confession
there are lot of things u can plan to know if someone care about u....just like in the movies
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by Oxster(m): 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2017
habsydiamond:
there are lot of things u can plan to know if someone care about u....just like in the movies

Ayam not understanding,,,just a seed is what am understandnn now
Re: A Prayer Before Sex by habsydiamond(m): 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2017
Oxster:


Na lie joor,,,everything now is all abt sowing seed
lolzzz....Na only girl fit receive the seed I won sow.....

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