₦airaland Forum

Twas nice reading the comments so far...
Am starting my blog next week..so I will be needing some help thanks

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] The f**king injustice. How can this rubbish football club win the Premier League? They couldn't even play good football,just park the bus and lob it to Costa....Gaddem it. [/color]

E dey pain u o ga ga...
BTW the method of winning a war does not mata all that matas is tat we've won the league

How I wish u playing against arsenal tday... Just can't imagine d look on dia faces wen we lift the trophy...
#ktbffh

Why u con dy hammer on PDP?
Kayode fayemi of APC congratulated FAYOSE of PDP wen he lost @ d poll So stop picking on PDP

mu2sa2:
And avoid the south because of kidnappers, robbers and killer ritualists.

Do u prefer BH made in 9ja BOMB to the insecurity in d south?

kenoz:
So, we still get countries that are dangerous than our dear Nigeria. #Hmmmmm

See me 1st tin tmao for ur syria nd iraq visas....

Its an all expenses paid trip..*return ticket not included*

Wen ISIS hold yhu u go beg GOD make ehn tranfer u come peaceful nigeria

koladebrainiac:
And eastern part of the country- kidnapping and militancy

Still very peaceful compared to BH zone...

Most nigerian celebs are useless...

American celebs give back to the society.. But back in 9ja nd nonsence dem dy do... Guys forget dz idiots

uzolexis:
not everywhere in the world. Here i can go out and come back home anytime I like alone sef and nothing'll happen,pple still move around freely at night and it's perfectly safe.

Just watch ur back a police might shoot u

A muslim dude might slit ur throat in open day light

Umarmusa1988:
the most safe place is middle belt. We will welcome you with red carpet.

Lol.. So u can kill m in front of provia hotel abi?

I just wish my GF's friend can try some of thz on m except d babalawo's part....

Umarmusa1988:
....yes you are right but get your ransom ready because you will be kidnap at anytime.

Lol
God forbid IJN FIRE

Lol

Well I stay in d safest part of 9ja

efilefun:
not everywhere bro, middle of the night here looks like noon

So u saying dy don't break into plls home Ar u saying dy don't attack pple in the street nd slit dia throats??
Ar u saying police aint shooting innocent citizens?

hansad:
In other words, Nigeria is two countries in One?

Or why must we continue to have a one Nigeria where the bigger size of it like northern Nigeria shall remain a no-go area for people who do not come from the area?

Tat should not be my question...

Evn wen nigeria was listed among the most peaceful plcs d north was always at war..

They just don't like peace

efilefun:
Nope you wrong, can you receive an emergency call and leave your home in the middle of the night without being afraid No matter where you are Nigeria aint safe, we need a dedicated functioning government with citizens support.

Its everywr in the world u can't leave ur home in the middle of the night nd stll fl safe

You're goint tru a difficult time nd ur hubby is paying u with what other women to dia hubby..

My advice if u love ur kids nd u can't go to court just pay d money he's asking for nd stop puting a bad show in front of doz kids

BTW how come he won d custody of the kids.. Hmmm OP u must be a very bad mother and wife for dat to happen... Am sorry but u need to CHANGE nd seek help on how to resolve ur marital ish

Interesting.. Nigeria is still a safe place.. Just stay away from the northern part nd you'll love it

FRSC, VIO, LASTMA, KAI all nd d same... Lagos happn to be wer most of ths shit happens

BTW pls can anyone direct m to wr I can find VIO checkpoint in lagos?

I wanna go prove my right

VIO: mr man wr is ur D.L nd ur V. Particulars

ME: u say what?

VIO: abeg no waste my time.. Time n moni

ME: is that part of ur job? Ar u shiting me?

VIO: na u wan teach m my job? Oya park well well

ME: dude u av no right to check my documents its the law man

VIO: u sabi law abi?? Oya y ur motor get scratch for bodi u no know say e fit cause accident?

ME: what's dis one saying?

VIO: y be say ur engine too quiet u no know say e fit knock for middle of express and e fit cause big accident be dat

ME: chairman whc 1 u dy talk now?

VIO: y ur sit belt too tight ur chest u no knw say e fit cause cardiac arrest nd e fit cause accident be dat

ME: Oga abeg how much be my moni

VIO: so u sabi talk like person since u con dy delay us.. U know how many motor I don loose bcoz of u?... Oya bring 25k

ME: leave car nd run away

hensben:
-Never finger puss..y with your right hand else you begin to experience spasm.

- when someone is rinsing his/her hand don't place your hand under, he will be collecting your blessings if you do so.

- dig a hole and urinate inside if you bed wet.

- if one eat in the dream it's a bad sign in reality.

Actually eating in the dream is a very bad thing..
Am talking from experience tr was a time I use to eat in the dream for 4years I was trying to achieve sometin wish I couldn't I had to seek help... Bro I prayed nd fast ehn... The eating in d dream stop nd I got wat I was striving for for four years last year..

Also av seen nd heard terrible tinx happen to pple after eating in the dream.. Its also same with avin sex in the dream *not wet dreams oo*

Lagusta:
I hear say if you eat mango with garri you go die....

Abeg shey na true....

Because the food dey hungry me well a

Well tat is not superstition.. Its very tru nd its science eating an UNRIPE mango and GARRI is a deadly combination... Both will end up as a very strong acid in ur system nd will KILL you if proper care is not given

What about domain?

Godmother:
U are a man; can you eye that type of boob

U don't get it... I mean for 8months it neva crossed m mind of the man to say "lemme fl dos boobs"

majalisa:
bro she didnt say is 12gb

Each movies is less dan 200mb

Tat wife should neva leave her husband or doubt him for any reason... If d maid can be in dat house for 8months nd d man did not discover he's male dem his no hell of a faithful man..

He neva eyed the boobs of the maid

Wow.. Super grt news... I LoVe u fayose... U broke his balls..
Now a progressive PDP can emerge...