₦airaland Forum

wwhitewitch:
I did many terrible things but one thing i will never forget is turning on the siren to disturb the peaceof the school early in the morning at about 1 2am,much to the chagrin of my housemaster. He always turned it off. The sweetest part is i was never caught. There was this day I poured pee on a senior's (wicked senior) bed. He was labeled a bedwetter till he graduated.

Please share your naughty experiences. Don't forget to ask God for forgiveness too and remember that before you scold that your naughty niece, cousin or nephew remember the things you
did when you were older than them.

"lest i forget there was a time when one of my english female teacher had a busty body and a big bum so i purposely refuse to do her assignment so that she will then tell me to kneel down in the staff room close to her desk while i purposely steers at her laps,ass and big boobs.

U bad small.. I remember during exam I ws busy with finger action on d girl sittn nxt to me..

ashewoboy:
I reside in lagos and I think I've heard some funny bus-stops.


1. Cement


2. Ile- ile(refuse dump)



3. Dustbin




Add yours.

Oyan street in badagry. *boobs street*

ifymagik:
Hello Everyone, I seriously need your advice on this issue because am very confused. Here is my Story. I am in love with this girl that I met during NYSC, although it took some time for her to accept me but she eventually did. I have studied her closely and I see the qualities that I want in a woman in her, and so I intend to settle with her but there is a challenge. I am strongly against Sex before marriage and so the relationship has been Sex-free. But recently she said she could no longer take it, she said she want us to hav sex or I should not blame her if she gets it elsewhere because according to her she has exceeded her endurance limit. I am Confused, I don't know what to do. I really love her and I don't wanna loose her but I can't go against my personal principle. Help a Brother plz I nid your advice.

Bro do u wanna marry dat kinda woman??

For instance u both ar married nd drz a cause for u to leave home 4 a while.. Bro she's ganna be bleeping jonny ur errand boi..

No Godly woman, I repeat no Godly woman wil av sex wit u b4 marriage..

Wait oo is she mad she's tryn to force u 'DO'

My bro if yhu do u do u do nd she go she go carry ur glory zoom, she zoom she zoom..
Ur ur brain bro boo oo bro boo bro boo
Dr grl na queen of the coast d coast d coast..
LoL

Buh seriously *in daddy adeboye's voice* "my son 'joseph away'"

Amberon:
I n other news, she meant to say , stay away from Igbo men

Lwkmd.. *rotfl*

donTbone:
If he is shy, am sure not in all ways and time. Am always afraid of shy guys though...

The last i knew as a friend, always shy but yet wanted to bleed a lady
So my dear, be positive about the shyness.. but trust me, behind that shyness is a stubborn konji that you will never be able to control!

LoL
Can u read ppls mind??

jnrbayano:
Thanks for the new word and heads up.

But what if after parking your car and engaging only the parking brake, Bayano turns up incognito and push your car away.

What will you do? Do you believe what I said is possible?

I blv.. Once d parkingbrake is applied it almost impossible for your car to leave its static position
Wat if u parked wit ur car set in gear nd a novice or youngster decided to try his hands on ur car..
He insert d key into d ignition and turns on d ignition.. I blv u knw d rest of the story

Buh if d car is in neutral nd ignition is turned on d car is likly to remain in its spot

bjhaid:
Happy new year

Happy new year bro.. Will be in yaba tday..wanna pick up 1or 2 games.. How can we mt?

Heard of MATHEW CORRESPONDENT funny enuf d dude works as a correspondent

Dr. Rick TITBALL

jnrbayano:
Not too long ago, we (my colleague and I) riding on our project vehicle (a manual transmission Mitsubishi truck) to one of our sites, entered a discussion.

We talked about where the correct position of the gear should be when a manual transmission car is at parking state.

I am of the opinion that the gear position should be at No 1 (gear one). My reason is for the gear to give the car a second stationary protection (A backup to the handbrake).

Recall that when a car (manual gear system) is at rest (not started) at any gear position without clutching down, it is next to impossible to set that car on motion manually (giving the car a push or pull)

He, on the contrary is of the opinion that the gear position should be Neutral. That the handbrake should be sufficient to ensure a no motion state at parking position.

What of if the handbrake fails?

I decided to bring it here to get more insight on this subject.

Lalasticlala, give it a push.

Nice topic OP..

Drz notin called 'handbrake' the correct word is parkingbrake..

A manual transmission vehicle shld be parked on NEUTRAL dats Y u av the PARKING brake

obixcel:
True, but He defined it without stating d source of the revelation which is God.

You shld knw God is d only true source...

I blvd am talkn to christians..

obixcel:
Your definition of a prophet is very myopic. A God-ordained prophet cannot and can never see the past!, he can only be given a revelation by God of things to come in d future. The only Prophet that can see d past, present and future is our God and Saviour Jesus Christ, His ways are from everlasting, and he has no beginning nor ending.

How ws peter in d bible able to tell dat d lien spouse. Kept part of d proceed 4rm d land to sold??

How ws elisha able to knw dat his greedy servant went back to tak a bite 4rm hamman's gift

obixcel:
Your definition of a prophet is very myopic. A God-ordained prophet cannot and can never see the past!, he can only be given a revelation by God of things to come in d future. The only Prophet that can see d past, present and future is our God and Saviour Jesus Christ, His ways are from everlasting, and he has no beginning nor ending.

I disagree.. How do u den explain cases of real Men of God who tells u did in d past??

ANBAKO:
Evangelist Joseph Ayo Babalola.
Babalola olomi iye.!!!! ....The True man of God whom God used for the great revival.

Unfortunately politics has even divided CAC....#endtime indeed

Please note that this is not list of richest prophets or prophets with largest church/congregation

By the way is there any difference between a pastor and a prophet?

Do good for good to come your way

Yes drz a diff.. A prophet is someone who sees tinx beyond ordinary, some1 who can see the past, present and future, he's some1 sent to gv messeges to pple..

While a pastor is some1 who is assigned to a specific people, he as d mandate do teach and nuture pple in the faith.. He also can be given orda offices it the kingdom(teaching, prophesy, evangelist)

MRBrownJ:
@lordprosh
how can you say to someone (that you havent seen for months) that getting married to the man she desires is NOT the best option?!
obviously, from the start, we can clearly understand that you guys are not meant for one another, as you desired different things in life, and you didnt care about what this gal was doing (whether kissing other guys or getting marriage proposals). her ultimate dream is to GET MARRIED, and now that she is about to achieve her dream, you want to derail that?! how selfish of you. let her leave her life with or without the dreams she shared with you

I was hurt by her kissing anoda guy.. Am jst d kinda guy dat don't knw how to react.. M silence ws golden to her.. I tink her reason 4 marriage is jst to enjoy d pleasure of sex without committing sen of fornication. But I ttink drz more to life dan SEX.. Pls try nd see tinx 4rm my angle.. If dz her decision turns out to be a big mistake nd I didn't warn her.. I tink I'll die of d guilt in my heart..

The fact she's my EX does not mean we aint friends.. My closes frnd now is one of my EX.. She advice nd help wit my relationship.. Nd I do same to her.. I had an ish wit my GF recently nd she ws d 1 dat help m solve d prob

400billionman:
WHen will people start minding their business ?

You send am School ? She refuse...

Btw, you dumped that girl because you never wanted the financial burden of sending her to school.

Bro its not dat.. I knw I shld av stayed nd try help her.. Buh d pain she ws causing m ws too much.. Nd moreover she as decided to leave lagos..

I jst fl maybe m advice can make her slow down wit dz a decision.. She might be making a big mistake..

Her parent her ok

valdes00:
its nt because u want to help her.... its because u still av feelings for her.... and u beliv u r abt losing her forever if she gets married... lobatan
.... deny it mak amadioha burst ur balls

I don't av fellongs 4 her agn...
Am done wit her..
I told a woman we both respect y I broke up wit her nd d woman was lik 'wats her problm'

I av a GF am happy wit.. She givs m love nd joy

ronald4lif:
There's nothing you can do since she want to get married and circumstance might have led her think that way. Her family might be mounting pressure on how to get married and her parents might not even be able to sponsor her education. Do you have an idea of what her family financial background is like?

I don't tink doz ar d reasons.. I tink it sexual

PM nairalnds. I decided to opst this bcoz I need urgent advise on a matter dat will affect some1s live.

Drz dz girl I meet last year january nd we started dating.
During d period we dated it ws lik romeo nd julieta. It ws so real dat lot of pple were jealous.. I loved her nd it ws obvious dat she loved me too.. In fact she loved me more dan any grl I dated b4 her..

While we wr dating. I noticed she ws a kind of sex freak.. Not like she doz it every time buh anytime she nature calls she jst can't help it..

I also noticed dat she ws kinda obsessed wit marriage.. We ar very young. But she pressured me many times 4 marriage. She evn suggested we had a secret wedding.. Of course yhu knw my ansa WS a capital NO..

Fast forward... We started hav ish wit d relationship due to my busy life.. One day she cried nd told me she kissed a guy.. I said nothing, she kept begging me to say sometin or do sometin.m she begged dat I shld shout or hit her.. I jst smiled nd told her "all z well"

Den d calls reduced.. She leta told me a guy proposed to her nd she is tinkn abt marrying d guy.. I felt sorry 4 her. I tried convincing her not to rush dz marriage tin nd try gain admission into higher institution.. Buh she wasn't convinced.. Dz went on 4 some months.. I got tayad nd ended d relationship.. She ws shocked, she tried fixing tinx buh I ws done..

We maintain a 'greeting friendship' bcoz she leta travelled to her home town in d east to write her post UTME.. Nd wsnt goin to return until dz year..

Jst today I decided to call nd wish her a wonderful year.. Afta she picked d call.. I greeted her nd she greeted back.. She den ask who ws speak(I called her wit m new line) I told her to gus who ws speaking nd she gusd rite.. She mentioned my name.. We den xchanged greetnz.. Nd I asked abt her admission package oo.. She den told me dat its not sure.. I asked what her nxt step is nd she told ME SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.. I stop walking nd stood 4 a while in total silence.. My heart stopped.. I jst couldn't blv my ears..

I told her its not d best option. She said she can skul afta marriage I told her she might not be lucky.. I told her abt her dreams of been a top journalist.. I told her abt al d dreams she shared wit me.. She jst replied nd said she's a designer nd she can do dat to live..


I av been troubled after talking to her.. My mind says I shld text her to convince her not to make such decision as she might not be lucky..

I need every1s advise on wat to do..

NOTE. I av a GF am dating nd am very happy wit her... I jst want to help her..

Pls every1 I nid ur help on dz 1..

MODs pls help

amolak:
you get mind o, you mean you confront devil

LoL.. Yes na.. Am d son of the MOST HIGH

viktor01:
May God bless you.
I can never be a fan to a tout who can't sing a line of his lyrics without code mixing it with Yoruba....
Too local for my liking.

Listen to Boom Boom

I love this i told d devil to #leavetrash4lawma in chch tday..

emmalexabl:
With that gibberish you scribbled., I need not be told you are another illiterate yoruba tout...
You just proved her right..
Olamide supporters are illiterate yoruba touts..
You can go hang now...

Child of Hate am sure u 1 of dz who wanna repeat d failure of yhu igbo fadaz...
U guys av always tried to beat d YORUBA race buh una no reach..
We'll always top u @ anytin... Now I say unto yhu go nd hang urself

It has been a while since Kemi Olunloyo, the daughter of a former governor of Oyo state, Victor Omololu Olunloyo, was in the news. The controversial activist is back again and this time she is revealing some dirty details about her family. Kemi Olunloyo According to Kemi, who took to Twitter this morning to rant, her father will be dealt with mercilessly just as he dealt with his family and he will die a lonely death. She claims her father used rituals to control the entire family. Kemi is set to release a documentary about her...
Y must everytin abt dz old thing be ritual?

prettysolid:
This woman again!!

Anything to stay relevant in the news. I no blame am, food don done.

Meanwhile she just indirectly insulted yoruba boys. She says you people are illiterates.

And with the way they act and reason I tend to agree with her.

Deportation from Canada
In August 2012, Omololu-Olunloyo was arrested in
her apartment in Toronto by agents from the
Canadian Border Services Agency. After being
determined a flight risk when her refugee visa was
not renewed, she was remanded into custody at an
immigration detention center for 7 days before she
was deported to Nigeria.[9][10]
*** now do u take her serious??***

maestroz:
where is ambode in all of this imbroglio. i heard MAINLAND belongs to Olamide Badoo and Island belongs to Don Jazzy? which then belongs to AMBODE?

Na true dey af share it all ooo..
I gus epe nd ikorodu belongs to ambode

irunooboo:
And your lame ass has the right to spew trash on the woman U should be ashamed of yourself for dissing someone as old as your mum. Where is your manners

Hello bae He has right to his opinions. Where are your manners

emmalexabl:
madam is on point.....


Olamide supporters are Yoruba illiterate touts

ToT d old biatch z d greatest fool on planet earth buh u surfaced... Whoever you are ur foolishness is EPIC!!!.. The world must not have two of ur kind...

Now u av allowed ur stupidity extend to tribe agn.. Nd iTs pple like u dat will be insulting Buhari..

If u hate olamide its jst fine buh don't u eva, eva in ur retarded life insult the YORUBA race!!!!.. Abeg OGA na OGA.. YORUBA TOPS IT... I rest my case.. Am waiting 4 ur reply oooo... Omo ale jati jati

Davo93:
What a fish-brained ethnic bigot you are sir. May God heal you in 2016.

Amen Amen Amen Fire.. Spot on!!!!

irunooboo:
Ice prince is just fortunate to have made a name for himself before Nigerians knew how wack and boring he is. He is not dynamic and too fake for my liking. Trying to rap like oyinbo by force with his guguru and EPA accent He raps the same way since his Oleku days. His recent abookii style of rap has been over used by him and it's better he quits the game or start selling okpas decoder

Spot on.. He shld go and learn how to rap 4rm Boogey!!!

ddaammyy:
anoda person iyaff be the first already

Lol.. Shld I eliminate him or jst wait in line?

tosyne2much:
bwahahahahaha roflwkmd

LoL.. I achieved my aim sha.. don't mynd d silly grl.. Bro if u hear wetin dz grl do me.. U go dy help me ask her dat question 1st time in the morning everyday