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Christianity EtcRe: The Day Allah And The Christian God Fought! by lordprosh(m): 8:41am On Jan 23, 2016
Owlcity2:
Just as the Christian army were almost closing in on the Muslim army......






My room mate woke me up grin


Good night tongue

It's not easy forming a story in two minutes cheesy
Well done oo..
So u av d balls to say rubish abt d only true God..
May ur sins be 4givn

Jesus is the way, the truth nd the lite..

Repent b4 its too late
RomanceRe: Debunking The 'friendzone Is Bad' Trend by lordprosh(m): 11:31pm On Jan 22, 2016
GP2015:
@lordprosh I see no danger in being a friend
She u av emotions running deep
RomanceRe: My Wife Said I Look Like Obj,,,,,,is She Saying The Truth ? by lordprosh(m): 11:29pm On Jan 22, 2016
Damn! She compares u wit OBJ nd u av d balls to come hr
RomanceRe: Debunking The 'friendzone Is Bad' Trend by lordprosh(m): 11:15pm On Jan 22, 2016
GP2015:
congratulations
Tnks. May u not be in a dangerous friendzone IJN. Some are gud whl som are dangerous
RomanceRe: Man Banned From Having Sex Unless He Gives Police 24 Hours Notice by lordprosh(m): 11:07pm On Jan 22, 2016
greatme2good:
Lol funny u...as if white men know those things u mentioned.
U tink dy don't?? Walk into a white man's bar nd see how dey mix drinks up... If he handles u.. Bae nd surgery room u go open eye!!!!
RomanceRe: Debunking The 'friendzone Is Bad' Trend by lordprosh(m): 11:04pm On Jan 22, 2016
U'r right. Sometimes I enjoy d relationship in d friendzone more.

Guys help m. Praise d Lord after 5years m girl has moved m off the friendzone.. We now dating...
RomanceRe: Man Banned From Having Sex Unless He Gives Police 24 Hours Notice by lordprosh(m): 10:52pm On Jan 22, 2016
greatme2good:
Whoa whoa whao I take that as a joke or are u serious?
Am serious babe.. U don't knw d power of knoji...
Wen u mix alomo+orijin+oshomo+ogidiga+opaeyin+ale nd so on.. D result is hazardous
EducationRe: 11 Real Facts You Didn't Know by lordprosh(m): 10:50pm On Jan 22, 2016
Nyc 1
Christianity EtcRe: The Day Allah And The Christian God Fought! by lordprosh(m): 10:45pm On Jan 22, 2016
Loading my GUN.. Pls GO ON!!
BusinessRe: My BVN Linking Experience: Learnt My Lesson by lordprosh(m): 10:42pm On Jan 22, 2016
Its wrong to fill forms with wrong details it comes back nd hunt u!
HealthRe: Open Letter To Lassa Fever by lordprosh(m): 10:39pm On Jan 22, 2016
U speak wit wisdom!!!.. Damn!!!...
Garri of all foodhuh
But Yhuh
PropertiesRe: 10 Most-expensive Luxury Real Estate Locations In Nigeria by lordprosh(m): 10:37pm On Jan 22, 2016
Nice info. Baba God pick up emi na fe gbe ni banana island...
CareerRe: Which Should I Go For? 110k FG Pensionable Or 220k Contract Multinational by lordprosh(m): 10:30pm On Jan 22, 2016
MyPWisINCORRECT:
How about money matters...

110k is half of 220k
110k is ok 4 a start.. Has ur get promoted d salary will rise.. It a job wit a secured future
RomanceRe: Man Banned From Having Sex Unless He Gives Police 24 Hours Notice by lordprosh(m): 10:24pm On Jan 22, 2016
greatme2good:
make i hear say dis one happen for 9ja
But what did d man do?
Gus he was destroying kitty-kats wit his d*ck.. Nd dey av to curb him b4 he bang some1 to death
Jokes EtcRe: When You Smoke Weed For The First Time(hilarious Photo) by lordprosh(m): 10:15pm On Jan 22, 2016
C'mon don't stop his shine he's abt to win an olympic Gold medal in swimming
RomanceRe: Ladies Get In Here....... by lordprosh(m): 10:12pm On Jan 22, 2016
ladyF:
Lol the current man I am dating abi...

We are not married yet abeg. grin u have to respect the dead and collect the money. wink
LoL... Not in dz economic ish..

In fact ul mourn d dead guy
CareerRe: Which Should I Go For? 110k FG Pensionable Or 220k Contract Multinational by lordprosh(m): 10:03pm On Jan 22, 2016
Hello?? Do u nid advice on DIZhuh FG job of course!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: The 10 Most Incredible Weapon Systems Used By The Russian Army. by lordprosh(m): 10:00pm On Jan 22, 2016
OMG? If 3rd WW happen 9ja go jst vanish for world MAP
RomanceRe: My 3 Points Agenda For The Year 2016. Photo. by lordprosh(m): 9:51pm On Jan 22, 2016
*ROTFL
FamilyRe: 14yr Old Stepdaughter Likes To Sleep In Our Bed by lordprosh(m): 9:45pm On Jan 22, 2016
Apart 4rm d "bed" part is dr any bond btw U two??
If none den she's jst silly??
To be frank if she kip slipn.. Hmmm.. My sis u no go born ooo
EducationRe: Did This Ever Happened To You In School? If It Did Share Your Experience. by lordprosh(m): 9:36pm On Jan 22, 2016
I don't evn sit bside m frnd in d Exam hall
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Help! : I Need To Get Off Her 'friendzone'.. I Want A Relationship by lordprosh(op): 6:52pm On Jan 22, 2016
Davijunson:
Keep Convincing her na... Give her more reasons why u ain't gonna play her as she thinks... and if you feel she's getting too comfortable with you on the friend zone, give her space and time. if she has feelings for you like you said, she may jes come calling.
Davijunson:
Haha Bros, neva die na.... if you die now, she go love another ooo..lolzzz (jes kidding) but seriously, this shouldn't be a big deal since she's into you. Play your card well, I think she's jes playing a little hard to get so she won't look cheap. Gals do that a lot. Jes be patient and keep pushing the right button.
Tnks to every1 who viewed dz trend nd commented..

Jst wanna tank u all..

Am finally of the friendzone.. After over 5 years!!!
stanvesco:
d powa of a relationship lies in d hands of d one who loves less...
Bro,
just tell her directly,u want a relationshp n u r settling 4 notin less
but if u wan b shap guy,u dnt rili nid any ansa 4rm her o,
asume d boyfrnd role,
touchn
kisin
love texts
necking
pampering
gifting
and if u r rili rili bad
sexing!
Its beta 2 ask 4 forgivenes dan to ask 4 permision
bro,take charge,take control,lead her on,set her soul on fire,make her a leaking basket, make her want u so bad,she will hate herslf 4 it
Tnks to every1 who viewed dz trend nd commented..

Jst wanna tank u all..

Am finally of the friendzone.. After over 5 years!!!
FamilyRe: When Your Mother Calls You The Devil by lordprosh(m): 8:00am On Jan 19, 2016
naijaict:
sorry for you mate....

Download the latest working Simpleserver setting here.... All settings already made and get 5gb daily
http://www.naijaict.com/2016/01/download-latest-working-simpleserver.html
Bro z it for PChuh?...
CrimeRe: God Asked Me To Set My Member On Fire - Church Prophet by lordprosh(m): 7:24am On Jan 19, 2016
Fake prophet.. Issokey and GOD told d devil to set u ablaze too..
50 50 no cheating
Technology MarketRe: Breaking: Whatsapp To Drop Subscription Fees; To Stay Ad-free by lordprosh(m): 7:23am On Jan 19, 2016
Do people pay whatsapp sub feehuh?.. I don't oo.. I delete and reopen again!...
RomanceRe: Outrage As Primary Four Girl Aged 8 Is Married In Zaria by lordprosh(m): 7:19am On Jan 19, 2016
As much as I don't want Nigeria to spilt.. Buh tinkn abt dz ab*kis I jst pray it happens quick..

It sounds tribal abbihuh?..
Buh let's call a spade a spade and a shovel a shovel..
Jez!! Dz people doin dz shit are nothn but ANIMALS..
I can't imagine my 8 years old child or 14years getting married.. Wat a shame..
RomanceRe: Ladies, Come And See What This Big Girl Is Doing by lordprosh(m): 7:14am On Jan 19, 2016
If all young peepz can have her kind of idea.. Den africa will be producing great minds
Christianity EtcRe: An Atheist Files A Lawsuit That Demands US Remove 'in God We Trust' From Money by lordprosh(m): 7:11am On Jan 19, 2016
All dz U.S folks are sick nd ar dying of excessive freedom... So it shld be wathuh? "In satan we trust"? Or wathuh??... Freedom indeed kills
Christianity EtcRe: ‘Face To Face With Lucifer’: TB Joshua's Meeting With Lucifer Goes Viral by lordprosh(m): 11:44pm On Jan 15, 2016
c4tnoelz:
I believe in God the Father, God the Son and God the holyspirit, i also believe in His anointed servants prophet tb Joshua and anything that comes from his mouth. to doz of u dat r saying negative things abt him (tb Joshua) i pray God shld open d eyes of ur faith in Jesus name. more anointing sir
Only God posses the POWER to appear in several places @ a time.. EVEN the SATAN does not have such ability.. Let dem perfect dia scam beta nxt time.. I read nd understand the bible..
PhonesRe: Why You Should Stop Abusing People Online - My Encounter With A Nairalander by lordprosh(m): 12:14pm On Jan 09, 2016
Hmmmm.. Wanna apologise to every1 av pick a fight with.. Am sowie..
U might be m future inlaw or boss
Car TalkRe: Police Patrol Cars In Southeastern States. by lordprosh(m): 8:17am On Jan 09, 2016
betterABIAstate:
its a patrol vehicle, most you comment?
So if dy spot criminals. Dyl jst watch dem go?. must yhu comment?
FamilyRe: Mum Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by lordprosh(m): 7:36am On Jan 09, 2016
vfactor:
I grab how u re feeling. I feel our parents train us to behave as christians and not how to be christians and why we should be christians. If parents learn to do this, then children will learn to protect themselves from people who would lure them into sexual immorality
Hmmm.. God bless yhu.. My story is d same wit dat of the OP.. Evn now my parent tink am stl a virgin..
Our parents didn't teach us abt sex.. Al dy did ws teach us how to act like a christian.. I av regrets.. I hate loosing it..
I'll be a better father.. I swear!!!

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