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RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lordprosh(m): 6:28am On May 20, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:
The condom got busted and i never knew

Its not up 2 a month i had sex with u
But I didn't release in u na
U saw d spe*m on the floor na
RomanceRe: 8 Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Leads To Pregnancy [ADULT ONLY] by lordprosh(m): 6:25am On May 20, 2015
Thanks man... No wonder niggas forming pro dy score goals nd I wey dy do jeje dey raise shoulder... Anyway I'll show dis to some stupid upcoming fuckers
FamilyRe: My Father Used To Have A Nickname As A Youth by lordprosh(m): 6:06am On May 20, 2015
zomoears:
He lived his life. He can't live urs.

Am glad u realise that his actions r out of love and the desire to protect u. But u need to live ur life n make ur own mistakes too. He can only guide and advise u last last...
Well said but he had fun with plenty of mistakes
He paid some heavy price which will be too costly in this generation
Tho av drawn the line to how much he can care but am living a very simple life.. NO SMOKING, DRINKING, WOMANIZING, CLUBING nd so on...and I tell yhu am enjoying my life...

My dad used to be an heavy drinker he tot he got away but years into hus new life he had diabetics we almost lost him but thank GOD for JESUS and my SUPER MUM his alive and living fine today... Sometime I look @ him and realize he probably said "u lived urs lemme live mine too" to his dad too
FamilyRe: My Father Used To Have A Nickname As A Youth by lordprosh(m): 12:31am On May 20, 2015
Nice one... Not sure if m dad had a nickname but I knw he had an awesome time growing up
He was a "BAD BOY" no party was successful without his crew...
Had chains of gfs
He was also vry hard-working(still is)
I just can't describe his youth age... But he did rock tinx but nowhuh
He frowns @ almost everytin... Nd I sometimes wonder "dude u had a nice time lemme enjoy myn"
But I know he loves his children nd he doesn't want us to make d mistakes he made...
I LOVE U DAD
FashionRe: Are Nigerian Ladies Not Good For House Wife Again by lordprosh(m): 11:55pm On May 19, 2015
As much as I fl like insult u I will not comment on ur shallow tinkn...
FamilyRe: My Baby Is Addicted To Feeding Bottle. by lordprosh(m): 11:19pm On May 19, 2015
adeekiti:
oya begin to born fast fast , badt guy grin
Lol.. Am not a bad guy oo.. In fact I really love kids ... Nd I tink my wife will b real busy givn m a lot of them
FamilyRe: My Baby Is Addicted To Feeding Bottle. by lordprosh(m): 11:06pm On May 19, 2015
adeekiti:
guy u don born ?
Nah but its a typical african style....or should I say sharia judgement for d lil kid
FamilyRe: My Baby Is Addicted To Feeding Bottle. by lordprosh(m): 10:55pm On May 19, 2015
Hit his head real hard with the bottle I swear he'll hate feeding bottles......
FamilyRe: My Baby Is Addicted To Feeding Bottle. by lordprosh(m): 10:54pm On May 19, 2015
hit his head real hard with the bottle.. I swear he'll hate feeding bottles.......
CelebritiesRe: Pics: Korede Bello Shamed By Alma Mater, Kneels Before He Could Perform For Them by lordprosh(m): 10:29pm On May 19, 2015
eliment:
Pride goes before a fall
I don't tink he's proud he's just been insecure if he's proud am sure he will never beg or knell to perform
EducationRe: Lagos School Where Pupils Share Classroom With Animals by lordprosh(m): 10:49am On May 19, 2015
APC!!! change!!!!
This is the beginning

Really sad to see schools like this in LAGOS the "pioneer of change"

U need to see the public primary school @ oke eletu along ijede road ikd u can't help but shak ur head

The entire school has no roof the pupil now learn under canopies bearing the direct effect of sun nd rain...

Also @ gberigbe the state of the primary school dr is terrible

D state government aint paying attention to primary schools @ all especially those in the outskirts or Lagos
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Men Plan To Trek To Mecca For Buhari by lordprosh(m): 5:05pm On May 18, 2015
Samneer:
What! Are you kidding me?

Wait! That's what I call the real wind of change.
May the good Lord see them through thick and thin, water and dryness, sunlight and rainfall of the journey.
WTFhuh.. I fl lyk slapping ur brainless skull

Do u call this "wind of change"?

This is pure madness dy ar married for God's sake
What will happn to dia wives dia kidshuh

I no blame U nd dem sha bunch of Boko Harams
CrimeRe: Police Arrests 21 Men With 122 Condoms In Ibadan For Belonging To Gay Cult by lordprosh(m): 1:04pm On May 18, 2015
iamswaggalord:
Nigeria has lost her morals, this is what happens when we want to be as free and equal to the western world. I am afraid we will start experiencing natural disasters. God go vex oooooo.... hmmmm
Is this how dump u arhuh.
Is this d best u can sayhuh
Smh
So we gat to blame the western world for everything..
How am I sure u'r not a BH member?
Wen d natural disaster u asking for happn na only u ooo
CrimeRe: Police Arrests 21 Men With 122 Condoms In Ibadan For Belonging To Gay Cult by lordprosh(m): 12:57pm On May 18, 2015
Helkayklassic:
Orisirisi!
Gay now using condoms, are they preventing pregnancy or STD?
They need the fluid in the condom...shm Wen drz natural fluid... Y will a guy entice me?
WebmastersRe: How To Use Custom Domain/sub Domain Name For Your by lordprosh(m): 11:28am On May 18, 2015
Can anyone help with advise wanna go into bloging
PoliticsRe: Dr Akinwwunmi Adesina: How I Met President Jonathan by lordprosh(m): 7:16am On May 16, 2015
kestolove95:
D only minister in gej regime
Wr do u put the minister for trade?? Olusegun aganga?
CultureRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Obsessed With "Marriage"? by lordprosh(op): 9:40pm On May 15, 2015
Mrval20:
First off, it's not peculiar to Igbo ladies. Some ladies' narrow-mindedness is epic.
Moreover, I guess you're only dating insecure and perhaps, uncivilised girls who still parade with the mentality that getting married and having kids remain the ultimate goal of every lady.

Apparently, you're more advanced than these girls. I advise you to date a classy Igbo girl, or any tribe, with overflowing self confidence and your mindset will change.
I agree wit d point u made ab dem been insecure bt I disagree abt dia civilization
According to research igbo girls ar marriage freaks
Yoruba girls don't fantasize abt marriage...
Dz girls ar awesome in other areas but dz marriage tin is just a turn off
CultureRe: Why Are Igbo Girls Obsessed With "Marriage"? by lordprosh(op): 8:38pm On May 15, 2015
jamex93:
the thing tire me oo


after all if u say u want marry dem

na money ha ppl go use send u away


like say marriage na by force


bros no let make dem force u enter marriage o
Lol
Force me kehuh

Rite from day1 I don sound am say I no promise marriage
CultureWhy Are Igbo Girls Obsessed With "Marriage"? by lordprosh(op): 8:15pm On May 15, 2015
I have dated different girls but I noticed that those from the southeast and south south are always talking about marriage.. My present gf is from imo nd each time we are togetda she just keep talking abt marriage dat sometimes I get angry... We are still kinda young *undergraduates* nd to be sincere I don't see marriage coming up for me in the nxt 5years but she keep telling me about how guys are asking her hand in marriage
I tot I was the only one experiencing this until my close friends started complaining

My previous gf is from delta state nd she does bore me with marriage ish

I always tell my gfs dat the possibility of we getn marriage is slim coz we still av a long way to go

BTW am yoruba nd I love dating non-yorubas.. Might even marry a non-yoruba
Music/RadioRe: Dear Jay Z, Here Are 7 Talented Nigerians That Should Be “discovered” by lordprosh(m): 2:45pm On May 14, 2015
Ishilove:
http://techpoint.ng/dear-jay-z-here-are-7-nigerian-artistes-that-should-be-discovered/

I was expecting to see artists like Lil Kesh or Kiss Daniel or one of these young boys now making waves- although, to be very very sincere here, I think Lil Kesh is singing rubbish; 'rhythmically pleasant' rubbish. Who knows, maybe the vacuity of the boy's lyrics is why he didn't feature on this list of 7. It doesn't matter, though. Nigerians love Lil Kesh!!! cheesy

So, do you agree with the writer of this article? The only artist i know on the list is Brymo embarassed


You can add yours
U don't know simihuh Pls download "Jamb question" nd u go thank me

U don't know black magic pls download "pass u by" download "africa"
HealthRe: 8 Foods That Increases Sperm Count by lordprosh(m): 10:26am On May 14, 2015
What's with banana and dick?
I just love tat thing called banana
PhonesRe: Which Is The Most Data Suppressing Android Web Browser by lordprosh(m): 11:29pm On May 13, 2015
UCmini does d magic for me..
Supports pause nd resume while downloading... Consumes lil data nd is amazingly fast
Operamini is ok but IF U AR NOT USIN UCMINI den U AR A LEARNER
EducationRe: 1999 CULT ATTACK ON OAU - What Really Happened!!! by lordprosh(m): 8:18pm On May 13, 2015
boladez:
Hmmm.... My heart goes out to the families of the victims.

This is the reason why people who can afford it should defend themselves and own a gun . Nigeria is a country where if one dies, he dies for nothing. Justice is very expensive and rare! I have witnessed a lot of these cases where a man is killed or molested and the aggressor is left to roam free. If you have money you can buy the police and some few judges. Last year I was following a case of a young man in Lagos who robbed and raped two girls in the same family. He left the mother because she was menstruating. Fortunately they identified him and he was arrested. The Lagos police command was treating the case as a robbery case and was about to charge to court when the AIG took it over and was negotiating settlement with the family. The family was crying for justice!

Wale Omole is still powerful and in the corridors of power...he should be made to explain his role in the loss of innocent vibrant lives.

Though the war on cultism is being won in our universities it has spilled over to the outside and growing like cancer. The culpable people should be brought to justice

If we miss the opportunity of of another new regime to clean up this time, Nigeria is doomed forever and ever!
The way cultism is spreading is alarming..
Imagine second skul student now cultist.
U won't blv dat primary skul students ar now involve..
I just pray dat dz won't destroy our society
Car TalkRe: Share Your First Driving Experience And Mishap>>> by lordprosh(m): 6:40pm On May 13, 2015
I started driving as a smooth driver thanks to lagos bus drivers nd my big bro..

But my bashing happened last year..
I was driving my mum out in a camry.. Another camry was trying to overtake me..and I being a bully on the road didn't gv him space until he saw a small space nd dicided to overtake. Unknown to both of us dr was a car approaching @ d opposite direction so he quickly decided do move back to his lane without checking if he's close to m... All I heard was a loud crash nd I saw moi headlamp glass flying in the sky...

We resolved the ish.. But I hear sometin for moi mum mouth dat day
Nairaland GeneralRe: New Way To Stand In Queue, Do You Agree? by lordprosh(m): 7:00pm On May 12, 2015
feran14:
its all fun and games till someone loses his shoes
Don't be suprised wen u see shoes moving nd swaping position
CultureRe: 10 Reasons Why Nigeria Is The Best Country In The World by lordprosh(m): 7:41am On May 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
in d whole of Nigeria who amongs the ladies is more beautiful than shakira?
Av u traveled all over nigeria??
Do u knw OMOSEXY?
RomanceRe: Urgently: Some Strategic Advice Needed As A Matter Of Destiny by lordprosh(m): 11:39pm On May 11, 2015
@ OP u just av to accept the FACTS hr.. I respect anyone with the Pastor tag
1- form ur story I see a man who is not ready to accept responsibility...wish I tink is due to his financial status..*but he shld improve on dat*
2- if he really wants to marry to singe mother den he shld be ready to accept the BOY has he's first child!!!
3- he shld be ready to knw dat u don't get to benefit form all d people yhu help!!! So if he fells he doesn't want d "Virgin" he shld decide Now..
4- as much I u don't want m to say this I just av to...WR is GOD in his STORY? If he's a PASTOR he shld pray to GOD for direction... He shld kip the DESPERATION out... God has a plan for his own
RomanceRe: Girls What Are Those Signs You Show When You Want A Guy To Approach You? by lordprosh(m): 11:15pm On May 11, 2015
agarawu23:
don't know about a Lady you meet new o(ladies shld tell us that one)

but if na girl wey u know before, this are some sign grin

she will keep on asking you what they already knew you don't have. cheesy

mode of dressing will change to draw your attention (you go login easily if na babe wey get ukwu & Chelsea cool )

she will keep on asking you who you are dating just to know if there is space for her

reasons why she broke up with her ex will be her ringing tone just to know she is single.

she will laugh and smile to all your words even if its not funny or making any sense.

my opinion.
She defends all ur action.. Even wen u'r xtremly stupid...
She bcoms very helpful...
CultureRe: 10 Reasons Why Nigeria Is The Best Country In The World by lordprosh(m):
sweetorgasm:
CRAP!!!! hw can u say Nigerians are happy people when poverty is destroying d citizens n price of fuel is 300 naira? and hw dare u say Nigerians are beautiful? hav u ever been to columbia?
Must u generalize your frustration?
nd just bcoz u guys aint beautiful in ur family doesn't make nigerians ugly...we have beautiful ladies who can compete with ladies in columbia

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