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she wrote dont pack ur bag

and she want to leave her hubby she wrote dont pack ur bag

and she want to leave her hubby

sport is now a thing of comfort

imagine dy had no boot!!!

noted

2dice:
my guy dont let her dull you oo..
Option is the key and its very vital Dan Vital Form..

U have a point nigga

Lwkmd ...stingy dude u fit wear all at d same time?

gurl-what do u fine special in me?

guy- (ur boobs nd sexy body) u special coz u av a unique feature ddat every responsible man wanna keep to himself

girl-so y did u invite m over?
guy-for fasting nd prayer


i hate doz question like madt..but ladies kip it coming
i av d anwsers u want

2dice:
sometimes sef being Single dey make sense.. With enoff FWB

Yes oo..none of her friends talk to m again...she's just too jealous nd felling very unsecure

2dice:
hahahhah
when a Girl is in love ...most of them brain no dey work straight

Dy stop thinking with Dr head nd start using Dr heart...

I Don taya for diff Mumu suggestions

tosyne2much:
Hahahahahaha

U come lata do the secret marriage ?

U fit do am?

I to her big NO!!!

I still got holes to fix

2dice:
lmfao
how un go do the secret wedding?

I dy madt? ..
Maybe we will go to a welder


But seriously I told her we not ready for that now..

2dice:
The one that vex me most is..
This is my first time dear..
"Promise me you will marry me"...
What do you xpect me to say
When Promise land is involve

Ur own small...my gf talk say make we do secret marriage

But I tell am say no b time for Dat....

nawa oo...wetin person no go see oo

but seriously dz woman are fighting for dia right

i belong to christ

i am called a christian

am proud to be known with my belief

i believe JESUS died for me, so i can live

ani33:
They have members and sympathisers here on nairaland, supporting a particular party.

hmm you are looking for CHANGE. Ehn?

dy will bite you oo

close your eyes
get your mind off her
engage your mind with something totally different from her

1 and 3 got m **lmfao**

nice job @ OP

God bless our military
God bless #Gej

#GejTill2019

#MarchBuhari2Retirement

apc e-Thugs oya run ur mouth

nnafather:
This is really silly if actually he said so. Who did Jesus Christ vote for when he was on earth? He didn't even accept "the king of the jew" title!

I'm highly disappointed with some so called "men of God".

jesus payed his taxes at due time..
he preached dat we should obey d laws nd constitution..

i dont see anytin wrong in what d man of God said..

we christians ar fond of the "i dont care", "God will give us d rite man so i dont need to waste my time to vote" tin its wrong

evn daddy Adeboye offerd dat we should get our PVC..its the rite tin to do..

SirBlack999:
And what are those chances?

1.dy blv u are too young (no experience)
2.dy are negative minded nd u blv in tryin new tins but dy blv in old ways

Alichigozie:
what chances if i may ask u.

like wr i work bfor..dy dont blv in my ideas coz am young nd dy all are old pple..i had to leave coz i wasnt gettn d best out of m out

u can reply by saying u ar not given all chances to impact posively

it will suprise nigerians wen gej is decleard winner..mark my word!!!

#gejjho

#gejtill2019

#marchBuhari2retirement

#NoToRecycledLeaders

edogirl2:
I didn't believe when Amaechi first made the allegations.

I just couldn't get my head around the idea that Christian pastors would accept a bribe.


How naive I was.

Christians? Pastors??

Ah...things don fall apart for Nigeria

Smh 4 u
Let him jst name d pastors

cassyrooy:
God ah don die with lafta here

bro i still rememb like its yestaday
dy had to pretend like dr was no injection takin..i was carried away on m dad's leg.wen strong hands held m down...GOD d tin enter my body lik bomb.

Desertification
Desert encroachment happening to his brain

Desertification
Desert encroachment happening to his brain

APC are just noise makers..paying people to attend rallies ..using the media to create controversies

I just look @ them nd Amherst

#gejtillAPCchange

#GejTill2019

#NoToRecycledLeaders

mormoni:
lol

Was thinking of buying her a very cute pet..nd hippos look cute.
Dy look spineless

Nehemiah459:
Isn't Amaechi the governor of that state? I mean the C in C of the state...

Why always calling names? Hold the people and security operatives responsible for their failure.
Anyway they must allocate/shift blames.

Finally someone who can think!!!

I tot love is d strongest