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Romance / Re: See What Guy Did To A Girl Who Requested For More After Seeing He Had More Money by LordSkinnie(m): 2:50am On May 06, 2019
Debramaye:
He did not do it well, he'd have collected his change and left her to foot her bill for the nutri milk angry

Some girls play play and they've eaten your money, they won't go and hustle and buy that nutri milk that is dragging them mtchew

Oil dey your head

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Romance / Re: G by LordSkinnie(m): 2:41am On May 06, 2019
Hmm.. This is really a mad thread for wise people.

Please oh.. My friend has an issue

The girl that disvirgined him is now a big woman (through oloshoism of course) but since he met her, life changed for him. Nothing works again, he dropped out of school.. Not due to failure but reoccurring issues of missing scripts and wrong accusations. He used to be the brightest out of all of us but now, his life is so unstable and in a downward spiral.

Could he be a victim of the thing OP is talking about? And if so.. Is there any solution for him?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Fatal CV Mistakes That Leave Graduates Unemployed by LordSkinnie(m): 6:32pm On May 05, 2019
The remaining part. Help people if you wan help.

Cover Letter

Let’s not beat it; the basic aim of your resume is to know if you’ve got the required experience. The cover letter is what shows your motivation, and attention to details about the job requirements. Sending your resume without your cover letter (unless when there’s no room to send it) is like gifting someone a machine without the manual.

Cover letters are important for 3 reasons

To see if you have the ability to put together a business letter.
To see if you’ve analyzed the job role, company, and put some time into customizing a letter that accompanies your resume. Most times I get a letter that references other companies from job seekers – which is very bad.
To learn why you are applying for this present role.

Using Drab Career Objectives

Since the idea of inserting career objectives at the top of a resume came into the scene, we have seen it bastardized. Several times I come around people who copy and paste career objectives from job sites.

If you really feel cool about inserting a career objective at the top of your resume, then you should customize it for the job role you seek for.

Your Resume looks like a job description

Avoid statements like “Responsible for” or “Duties included”, these phrases belongs to job descriptions and not your resume. You need to focus on your achievements and accomplishments in your previous job roles. How will the present employer benefit from you?

Show them facts and figures of things you’ve achieved, not the job you carried out.

Contact Information

If you have your address in Kwara state on your CV, then you apply for a job whose location is in Lagos, how do you intend to explain that?

The first place I look at on any CV that comes into my desk is the candidate’s location. If it is within proximity, I can then proceed to check up on other details (If we aren’t having a large pool of resumes).

Avoiding the use of keywords

If your CV can’t pass the ATS test, then I advise you keep praying and fasting. If you have the right connections, then no need of passing your CV through software. But if you don’t, then you should know about the ATS software.

It screens out CVs from a pool where candidates have uploaded their resumes. It functions with the help of specific keywords keyed into the system by the hiring manager.

So if you have been sending out your CVs without callbacks, then this might be one mistake you are making.

What do you do?

If I look at your CV for 7 seconds and can’t figure out your areas of expertise, then I dump it and move onto the next. Nobody has all the time in the world to analyze a single CV unless an order has been given from above – it happens.

Your CV must be concise and professionally written to attract maximum attention – even if you are a fresher. You need to explain to me who you are via your CV like a 4-year old.

If most HR persons like me can’t get these details, we won’t be convinced about adding you up to our interview list.

I hope you’ve learnt a few. In coming days I will still be explaining more of these to you. I wish you success. Bye.
Education / Re: Scholarship Application And The 2.1 Criterion by LordSkinnie(m): 11:45pm On May 03, 2019
GreatResearcher:
Pls permit me to kiss u on the cheek. U just vomitted what was in my mouth.


There's never any excuse for failing.


STFU Bro.

Even the greatest inventors and people experienced failure at some point in their lives. It is a thing that happens to people. It's what you do after failure that counts next. The OP is trying to do better. Least you can do is encourage him or just pass.

The OP was feeling down, not trying to excuse his grade. By your statements, his life is over as he graduated with a 2'2 abi? Na people like una go dey drink sniper cos of simple exam failure. You have so limited your abilities to academic excellence only.

Most of those that believe 2'2 graduates have failed in life just have myopic views and low self esteem. Remove their 2'1 or first class and you are left with nothingness. Tueh!

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Dragged For Not Mentioning Name Of 'igbo Man' Elected London Mayor by LordSkinnie(m): 11:30pm On May 03, 2019
Guestlander:
Abike Dabiri doesn't have to say anything about a British citizen elected to a position in the Uk.
If you hold a Nigerian passport please don't commit any crime in foreign lands because when she is pleading for clemency on your behalf she will have to mention your name.

By the way, if you value your name so much why soil your hands in stupid crimes in foreign countries?

It's like you didn't hear of the yorubas that were recently arrested for cyber crime in the US/UK (not exactly sure now)... My point is criminality is not a function of your tribe. I'm pretty sure there are no worse criminals than our leaders who are selfishly killing the nation for their personal gain.

If Abike wanted to call out criminals and she specifically mentioned their tribe, then I see no reason why she shouldn't specify the tribe when giving accolades too. It's just basic stuff. We are the ones doing ourselves.

Yall should continue the tribalism oh. Rwanda's years of genocide and South Africa's apartheid didn't teach yall any lesson. Continue the yoruba and igbo fight till it leads to another war.

Mtchewwwwww.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With My In-laws To Be After Smoking Weed. by LordSkinnie(m): 11:07pm On May 03, 2019
Avocado whaaaattt?

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Education / Re: Seun Osewa: The Brain Behind Nairaland Forum by LordSkinnie(m): 2:12pm On May 03, 2019
bukatyne:
Seun Ojewa,
Seun Osewe,
Seun Osewa.

Does Nairaland have three founders?

OP wey don smoke kwale igbo grin

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Education / Re: Scholarship Application And The 2.1 Criterion by LordSkinnie(m): 10:37am On May 03, 2019
Kingkun69:
shatap she is correct you were not studying now got a rubbish 2.2 now saying LeT tHe BaR bE LoWeReD eQuAl cHaNcEs oga either u gather Money or do ur msc here or u make a ground Breaking human advancing discovery like a man saying he wants to eat food with ppl without doing his part

When every thread you open is about porn. How can sense be expected from you?

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Romance / Re: Ever Had A Break Up? by LordSkinnie(m): 7:12pm On Apr 27, 2019
JejeNaija:
Never had a breakup. First one we we parted ways after 6 years due to distance when I had to leave the country. Second one we parted ways after 4 years when I had to return back to naija. Last one we just parted ways after 4 years as she had to leave the country.
The next, there shall be no parting again till death do us part.

Chairman! Lord of the time wasters. 14 years wasted just like that. Wehdone sir.

Romance / Re: See What A Slay King Posted On Fb..pics by LordSkinnie(m): 6:44pm On Apr 27, 2019
Wetin I just read?

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Romance / Re: Girl Threatens Suicide And Curses For Being Dumped After 9 Years by LordSkinnie(m): 6:20pm On Apr 27, 2019
Although the girl was greatly foolish but that guy played her. Obviously she invested more in the relationship. The guy strung her along, making her believe that they had a future together, but he was only enjoying her benefits. The guy run the girl local.

All those blaming the girl, it's like you've not felt love and hope before. She gave him her all. She foolishly aborted thrice but you do not know the circumstances. I have seen a friend abort twice in 4 months just cos she trusted the guy. Guys can be bastards sometimes, they can make girls do anything especially when they know the girl's in love.

Everyone's just commenting like the guy was right to sanction 3 abortions, threaten to kill himself if she ends things with him, use her thoroughly for 9 years then when he became stable, he conveniently fell out of love with her.

Is that not wizardry? Abeg make she swear dey go jare.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Dazzles In New Photos by LordSkinnie(m): 10:53am On Apr 27, 2019
First pose - Beautiful

Second Pose - Ciara-like

Third Pose - "advert placement"

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Romance / Re: How Long Should A Good Sex Last? See The Answer Survey Of 20 ‘married” People by LordSkinnie(m): 10:05am On Apr 27, 2019
That one said "5 working days"

grin

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley fires back at Simi after she denied snubbing him at an event by LordSkinnie(m): 9:56am On Apr 27, 2019
Joshmodest:
The fact remains Simi has a sweet voice and an admirable songwriting prowess , but I think as a bigger artist both in age , sense and in the industry , she should have greeted naira marley , who was obviously been proud , to prove her maturity...that's what I like about teni , she be street girl to the call ....
Talking about bigger picture was also immature of Simi , no one knows tomorrow ... She's has some issues handling her anger , I've noticed it in series of her interviews !!

I don't understand this your statement oh. They are not friends, she is the bigger artist and they didn't make eye contact yet she should have greeted him first. And because she didn't greet him, she is immature. I no understand you oh. Nobody is calling the boy names for not greeting her and he is the one with an obvious grudge oh.

As for the bigger picture, Naira Marley is not part of Simi's bigger picture. Shikena. Na your bigger picture? Lol.. Really though, Simi only answer as the thing dey do am.. If you want to talk about people with interview anger issues when confronted, check out Burna Boy or even Davido sef.

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Politics / Re: Gowon & Awolowo Immediately He Was Released From Prison In 1966 (Throwback Photo by LordSkinnie(m): 9:38am On Apr 27, 2019
*sigh

You tribalist should stop derailing educative threads. None of you can change history or the fact that Awo is on our #100 note and Ojukwu is not on any national anything. But then again, the apparently tribalistic Murtala is on our #20 naira note still.

Another fact is that no matter how much you argue here, the northerners still hold power in this country. Your rat poison theory or run away story doesn't change that. So yalls should please STFU.

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Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Kills Pigeon In 5-0 Huddersfield Win, Liverpool Fans React(Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 9:16am On Apr 27, 2019
KingAzubuike:
This salah is an overhyped bunch of shìt. He is just Willian part 2. Same style, same kick and follow gameplay . Willian is a bit better sef.

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Romance / Re: Fiverr Is Bae by LordSkinnie(m): 12:33am On Apr 01, 2019
boiz2men:


send a pm

Done. Thanks
Romance / Re: Fiverr Is Bae by LordSkinnie(m): 12:06am On Apr 01, 2019
boiz2men:


all skills are lucrative on fiverr

Look at this girl's skills...

Shes making money on fiverr doing this... You dont have to have an ict skill

Shes had over 69 orders doing those in the first picture..

do you consider her skill a skill?

This is nice Bro. I've actually been freelance writing for about a year but nysc (no network for village wey dem post me go) made upwork suspend my account. I'd be more than grateful for a little guidance from you on how to break into the Fiverr scene with my skills.

Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Richard Appreciates Davido For Paying His Bills Amidst Club Shutdown by LordSkinnie(m): 8:01pm On Mar 29, 2019
HospitalityDiva:
What do these celebs hope to gain from lying to the public?

Look at it closely.. It's the same date. Not all date formats must follow the dd/mm/yyyy style na. Stop the bad belle galore.

Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mocks Atletico Madrid After Being Booed (Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 3:04pm On Feb 21, 2019
ericmor:


No one is hating, Ronaldo fans don’t just like the truth. So what about modric and Ramos effort. Talk about the coach that made history for the club after all Ronaldo was there before him and they were not able to make that record

Zidane wouldn't have made the record with Ronaldo too. Ask Lopetegui and Solari, they have felt what it's like without Ronaldo. Ramos and Modric are still there oh. See, no matter how good the team is, without a finisher nothing happens.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mocks Atletico Madrid After Being Booed (Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 3:00pm On Feb 21, 2019
Ozkar:
oh please! Ronaldo brags about or tries to show off nearly anything, real or imagined. He has claimed he was the best player in the last 20 years, he has even bragged about being the first to have 200M followers on social media.

There's no single UCL trophy that Madrid won only because of Ronaldo. If you doubt it, name one season and remove goals and assists by other players and see how far Madrid would have gone. The last UCL final is fresh. Ronaldo was average yet Madrid ended up winning with Bale's goals.

In competitions like the World Cup and UCL, all you need is one bad game with no player to stand up and you are out. Like every other player, he has off games (he's even less consistent than some other players), and Madrid still ends up progressing anyway, because some other player stands up for his team.

Holding up 5 fingers as if he singlehandedly won them is just typical of the narcissistic Ronaldo.

First of all, I do not agree that he brags over everything but then he indeed was the first to reach 200m followers. As for the best player, he had always been saying that.

I can remember one interview Ferdinand gave where he said he was motivated by Ronaldo's self belief. He said a young Ronaldo would come into a dressing room with players like Giggs and Scholes and announce that he was the best player there. It was simply a matter of self belief, motivation.

Secondly, you too remove Ronaldo's goals and see how Real Madrid would have fared. The 16/17 season saw him score 12 goals and give 6 assists. The highest contribution by any player in the tournament.

And then he gets booed for 90 mins by fans of a team he has personally destroyed many times before? They deserved to be reminded.

When Arsenal fans stoned Dele Alli with a bottle during their Carabao cup match, how did he reply? By holding his hands up in the air to remind Arsenal fans of the scoreline.

It's not so unusual for players to do what Ronaldo did so no dey curse am joor.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mocks Atletico Madrid After Being Booed (Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2019
ericmor:


Now he will know wat Madrid did for him and he will start appreciating them. Is about the team and not an individual

Madrid gaan sef know what he did for them too. Them don feel am tire sef. It's also about the individual brilliance of some players too. Stop hating and appreciate success. Hian.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mocks Atletico Madrid After Being Booed (Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 1:03pm On Feb 21, 2019
Ozkar:
Maldini won 5 UCL trophies too. Yet many folks don't know cos he wasn't the type to remind people of it all the time. Trophies are won by team effort.

See how Juve is about to get knocked out in the round of 16 after signing the all-time top scorer. This is after they were knocked out of their Copa Italia.

Top scorer that is struggling to score a second goal in 6 ucl games after leaving Real Madrid. Top scorer should sit down, be humble.

Oga, some of Real Madrid's UCL trophies were won by Ronaldo's goals. Don't just be using hate to analyze. Teams are different and can affect a player's performance yes but who is the top scorer in Italy right now? Go and check how many times Ronaldo has been top scorer in UCL plus the guy alone has scored more goals than full football clubs. Sometimes trophies are won with individual goals. Ask Real Madrid. Them sef know how many trophies Ronaldo's goals have won for them.

Again, when has he ever referred to his CL trophies before? This one that you said he refers to it every time.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Mocks Atletico Madrid After Being Booed (Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 12:55pm On Feb 21, 2019
egojeny1:

Exactly

Come on.. Messi hasn't replied the fans before? Don't just hate on Ronaldo for no reason. He was booed for 90 mins just because he is good. Then he gave them stick back. It's all part of football, nothing like being arrogant. I mean, does he not have 5 UCL trophies compared to their nothing?
Politics / Re: Breaking: 10,000 APC Members Joins PDP In Ogun State by LordSkinnie(m): 12:34pm On Feb 21, 2019
Please, who counted them?

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Celebrities / Re: Ceec Officially Launches Her Sportswear Company, CEEGAR by LordSkinnie(m): 1:32am On Feb 21, 2019
Menusvan:
she is not the owner she is an ambassador

Naah Bro. She owns it. Just Google 'Cegar clothing line' for clarity.
Phones / Re: Huawei Mate20 Pro Is Not Your Mate, Show Some Respect. by LordSkinnie(m): 8:04am On Jan 31, 2019
I wan buy this phone.

I don manage raise #2355

Who go assist me now?

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Phones / Re: I’ve Bought Huawei Nova 3i, This 2019, I Must Blow! by LordSkinnie(m): 7:55am On Jan 31, 2019
Please be adding the Nigerian prices to these sorta review posts. Abeg how much is the nova3i and the Y9?

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Couples Went For Movies Last Weekend (photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 5:12pm On Jan 23, 2019
kemicalreaction:
Still looking for what to fry

Attention seekers everywhere. I will donate my left balls if this trash reaches front page angry angry


Modified: So this trash finally reached front page? Nairaland is doomed angry angry

Dear Sir,

We are yet to receive the left balls you you promised to donate.

Kindly report to the nearest local government office to you for prompt castration.

Warm regards,

LordSkinnie
Chairman.
Family / Re: I'm About Losing The Man I Love And Being Pressured To Marry The One I Never Did by LordSkinnie(m): 4:26am On Jan 24, 2018
Abeggi, she's 30!

She should decide whats best for her life. She isn't dependent on her mum anymore so her mum must not always decide her life choices anymore too.

But a promise ring is nothing too sha on.

Mama like her. If she is too confused, make she wait small.. male sex dolls will soon full everywhere. All that love talk na shit!

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Education / Re: I'll Send A Card Worth #2000 If Anyone Can Solve These Problems by LordSkinnie(m): 6:27am On Jan 20, 2018
Simple.

Answer - South Africa.

where my card?

sopstan:
You will recieve 2k worth of airtime if you get these questions within 5hrs

1. integral[1/((e^t)-1)]dt

2. integral(lnx)

3. show that |n|n-1=π/sinnπ (| rep a sign in alpha and beta function)

4. show that beta(m,n)=(|p|q)/|(p+q)

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