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Education / Re: What You Need To Know About Charcoal That Scientists Won’t Tell You by LordSkinnie(m): 3:24pm On Aug 24, 2019
Lmao.

Let me just believe OP is trolling. That "safer than KFC chicken" line really got me grin

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Celebrities / Re: If Burna Boy Does Not Stop This, He Might Fade Away Real Soon (must Read) by LordSkinnie(m): 11:08am On Aug 23, 2019
Oga OP

Twale General Overseer. The inventor of faded jeans. The one and only Darth Fader.

Go and fade him away na. Don't face your own hustle oh, be predicting fading futures. Over sabi.

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Crime / Re: Story Of Tobechukwu Onwuhara Who Scammed Americans Of More Than $38 Million by LordSkinnie(m): 12:03am On Aug 20, 2019
A great read!

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Sign Kieran Tierney From Celtic For Reported £25m by LordSkinnie(m): 8:17pm On Aug 08, 2019
Goldicon2:
with which squad? Because them buy Pépé? Arsenal will always be arsenal or else them change ownership and play style. This is coming from a Fan

Lol. Frustrated Arsenal fan spotted. I'm very sure you started watching football in 2013 that's why you are so angry with Arsenal.

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Sports / Re: David Luiz Is A Traitor by LordSkinnie(m): 8:11pm On Aug 08, 2019
Kenneth10110:
But Luiz deal couldn't be confirmed. Window closes already

Deal papers were submitted before deadline closed and he has already passed medicals and agreed all terms. No worry, Luiz is now Arsenal player.

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Romance / Re: What Ivorians Think Of Nigerians Honestly by LordSkinnie(m): 8:09pm On Aug 08, 2019
What is Ivorian please?

grin grin

Although I know this is just a troll post.

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Education / Re: Nigerian Startups With The Most Beautiful Offices by LordSkinnie(m): 8:03am On Aug 08, 2019
FinTech oooooooooo

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Made Chris Brown Dance In The Cold Rain (Photos) by LordSkinnie(m): 9:29am On Aug 01, 2019
See as this one carry another person matter for head. Whether Wiz is complaining, you go tell me. Whether the song did not still blow without their posting, you go tell me. Whether you get money pass wizkid or davido, you go tell me. No go hustle oh. Dey keep scores



SKGtalkof9jaboi:
The same way WizKid has bn paying but still they wouldn't come closer.if e easy tell am men him go pay them to come closer. Chris has bn promoting this same song on his IG... Something Drake or any other foreign artist that was featured by wiskid has never done for him...he was priding himself that Drake brought him out on stage but he was just d only one that posted the video on his IG Drake never did, instead he posted other American artist that showed up to his show. Davido papa get money na him fault? Everything him buy poo.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 100 Customer Service Officers Needed In A Telecoms Company by LordSkinnie(m): 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Phones / Re: Google Ban On Huawei : Implication On The Present And Future Huawei Business by LordSkinnie(m): 4:31pm On May 25, 2019
America is just pained. They don't want the Chinese products to take over their markets while many of their products are banned over there. Huawei is just the unfortunate scapegoat in the battle between the Chinese government and the US government.
Education / Re: Gov. Dickson Appoints Goodluck Jonathan As Special Adviser On Education by LordSkinnie(m): 4:21pm On May 25, 2019
teadrake:
Am not too acquainted with the kind of politics being practised in Bayelsa state so i shall await contributions from Bayelsan. However, naming an ex President a special adviser by the state governor is an affront to the dignity of Dr Jonathan and is rather unfortunate but perhaps the governor is trying to leverage on Jonathan's experience considering he was a former lecturer and an educationists.

The report says "honorary special adviser". Emphasis there on honorary.
Politics / Re: Two Men Caught On Camera Slapping A Lady Nonstop For Raining Insults On Them by LordSkinnie(m): 4:02pm On May 25, 2019
IamD18:


Scam of the century.


So long as my hands will reset your brain and shape your running mouth, I'll wholeheartedly choose to be a weak man by doing the job your parents failed to do.

Many men have lost their lives trying to be a real man to women.

If you think the only way to reset a woman's brain and curb her running mouth is by hitting her then my brother, you are the one who has failed to learn how to handle a woman oh.

What will you do if the lady slaps back or she is technically better than you at combat? She will now beat you and still run mouth. You better go and learn the ways of wise men.

Violence is never the way to silence a woman. Fear is not respect.
Celebrities / Re: See Face Of Chris Attoh's Wife, Bettie Jennifer's Killer by LordSkinnie(m): 3:49pm On May 25, 2019
She was married to a cocaine dealer and didn't divorce him before getting married again.

And then she got shot in broad daylight in front of witnesses.

And they are looking for who killed her? They should go and ask KEDRICK JENIFER

Too much sense will not kill me

Crime / Re: Transgender Woman, 23,who Was Brutally Beaten By A Mob, Shot Dead On Sat (video) by LordSkinnie(m): 8:35pm On May 20, 2019
Fierce11:
The problem I have with The LGBT and all related issues, is that it opens doors for other godforsaken atrocities to start up.
Incest, paedophilism, upskirting, human-animal mating, public sex and so fvcking on would soon develop into revolutions just like their parent organisation, The LGBT. They would start demanding for "justice and equality" in sexual choices and preferences.
Violence against these unfortunate creatures with distorted sexual and mental orientations, should not be supported or administered. But can you blame the common man that understands the simple meaning of morality? Of right and wrong? Mba nu! They have to do what the "need" to do because of their future and their future's future.
Its unfortunate that violence is the only means to send the painful message. The message that we would never ever accept the LGBT, incest, paedophilism, rape and all manner of sexually distorted preference.
We are homophobic for the cause. We would take any action necessary to cleanse the wnworld

So your solution to what you term 'LGBT' problem is to kill them or violently attack them? Oya please tell me the difference between you and Boko haram.

You are just a terrorist.

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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Star Toni Ruediger Called Wizkid African's Best by LordSkinnie(m): 8:15pm On May 20, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Aside Ojuelegba which I can bet my ancestors that he wasn't the one that wrote the song, there's nothing to write home about his songs

Listening to his songs reduces one

I weep for lost souls that listens to his primary one lyrics

Pukes on Africa's bestangry

Lmao.. You wey be writer extraordinaire, make we hear your music na.. Your ancestors will just be looking at you now like

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Strangest Thing You've Ever Experienced At A Job Interview? by LordSkinnie(m): 5:30pm On May 13, 2019
valentineuwakwe:
This could be funny but back then in 2016, I went to a job offer and during the interview process, a lady was starring at me all through the interview.....wen it was the final stage, she was the one I will report to.....then she look at my files, laughed n said;are you married? why are you jot married yet? I said no and dat am yet to get a job to support a family life.....she'smiles at me and said if am ready to settle down, she will give me the job cos she had a wife for me....i was like what?
abeg....story long....it's her father's company n n.a. she be the wife oo....
dnt ask me how the story ends...it's was funny....but today am married

Wow. She must have been blown away by your English.

Zobo tutu monger

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Showed Off Her Sexy Body On A New Instagram Post [photos] by LordSkinnie(m): 3:46am On May 12, 2019
EbukaHades10:
Ned don dey rough handle the bwest o. Can u imagine?

Atink you can see what I'm seeing too!

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Celebrities / Re: Why We Arrested Naira Marley – EFCC Opens Up by LordSkinnie(m): 5:10pm On May 10, 2019
Starboytwo:
you see...the more reason a nigga gotta man up and do what he gotta do to make a living.....you obviously don't expect me to keep opening threads for a non existent employment till rapture, do you?

Don't make it like "Yahoo is a grave sin,while corrupt politicians could/should be pardoned or overlooked...start your useless campaign from the Top I repeat...I guess you lots are ballless to confront and harass Tinubu and Atiku, but you see a fly boy and shout Efcc....

Let me reply this one cos you sounded vaguely normal. I so loathe our politicians and leaders because of their uselessly high level of corruption. They should all be torpedoed to hell.

But doesn't mean you should fight evil with evil. Only thing you are doing is spoiling the country more. Those that have started up and are making it through legit means do not have two heads na. As you decide to make it through not so legit means, what's now the difference between you and the politicians? Frankly, that's not how to man up.

It's that chop I chop mentality that finished Nigeria to this stage. If you think you are a man through Internet fraud, why can't you walk into a corporate organisation and introduce yourself as a yahoo boy? Even the Naira Marley himself is shouting "I'm not a yahoo boy"

Abeg don't try to justify it. It's wrong. Leave trash for lawma.
Celebrities / Re: Why We Arrested Naira Marley – EFCC Opens Up by LordSkinnie(m): 2:58pm On May 10, 2019
Starboytwo:
you wey don see work,who your wretched papa help...

Lmaooo. You are obviously in sifia pains. And judging from the fact that you have opened employment threads in romance section, you are also very confused and frustrated.

Kindly koshi e kuro ninu mentions mi jare. I can't be engaging with your kind.

Romance / Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by LordSkinnie(m): 2:47pm On May 10, 2019
My Urhobo people don full this thread already. OP they have told you everything.

Urhobo people are usually buried in their place but with some permissions, they can be buried anywhere.

The cheating issue used to be very real but nowadays you just have to find out about the family you are marrying into. It's called "Erivwe" (I'd confirm that spelling and get back to you) in some places. But you'd still need to confirm from your girl's family. There's also the one that kills the woman when she cheats unless she confesses.

All in all, don't be scared, every place has its traditions, don't let it stop you from having a great marriage.

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Celebrities / Re: Why We Arrested Naira Marley – EFCC Opens Up by LordSkinnie(m): 12:56pm On May 10, 2019
Dejmax:



Excuse you... How many people do you think will be left ? You're a fool... Corruption is everywhere, even Efcc are corrupted..do you think they accept thousands as bribe? They make millions everyday , same thing as SARS..lets look into some police officers lifestyles, do you think they also live off their salaries? Those bastard harassing and killing people portray good image of Nigeria securities in other countries ? .i don't think you any idea how people are suffering..do you think everyone depends on the government to rescue them.. How much are you getting from this government every month? .. How much are you earning per month? Tell me one thing you're benefiting from this present government, even the past? All those Malls who buy stuffs there, salary earner? You Don pay your tax this month? .. My brother goansitdown somewhere

Yahoo boy spotted.

Lazy ass mofo. No go find work oh. Dey scam people upandan.

Romance / Re: Man Narrates What A Lady He Met On Facebook Did To Him After Sex by LordSkinnie(m): 9:41am On May 09, 2019
Abeggi. The girl is just a pure thief. And a desperate one at that. Imagine how many guys have used her head in the past. I won't be surprised if she's a retired runs girl. Imagine?

Even after the guy had explained that twas just a joke and all, she still spread legs severally then decided to steal. Omo I'd call such kind of thief out, report her to police on top. My properties must be returned.

She's nothing but a petty thief. Although we know say the story na cold zobo sha grin

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Married Woman. by LordSkinnie(m): 8:59am On May 09, 2019
Biglittlelois:



Hello, it's a public forum where people air out their opinion, do you see me physically to know his problem is on my head Buzz off if you have nothing worthy to type.

Hey Aunty, although I totally get where you are coming from, the OP could have prevented the kiss altogether but then again he didn't so it happened. The woman kissed him. But then again, how many men do you think would have done what OP did. Very few. Don't just rubbish his resistance because of a kiss.

No offense but it's women like you that make men not to be honest with their wives. A friend of mine had an episode like this. He was being hit on by a senior colleague at work and this woman's play was to plant surprise kisses on him. He told his wife and both of them found a way to scare the office lady away. I'm sure that if you were my friend's wife, you'd have started acting up and calling him a cheat cos he got kissed by another lady abi?

Sometimes the bigger picture speaks more than those tiny details. OP may be culpable in letting the situation get to that but what did he do in the face of temptation? He resisted and found a way out. He try.

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Romance / Re: She's Perfect Slim Tall Curvy The Dream Girl All Men Want. by LordSkinnie(m): 4:45pm On May 07, 2019
As hard as this was to read, I think you 16 year olds should stop bothering so much about sex. There are lots of things more important in life.

But OP, if you can't abstain then you can proceed anyhow you want. There's no manual to it. It's hole and stick. Shuuk it inside. That's all.

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Politics / Re: I Pray Buhari Joins Yar'adua. - V.P Osinbajo by LordSkinnie(m): 4:21pm On May 07, 2019
Pointguardusa:
Vice president osinbubade during an interview with strnnews.com stated that he wished buhari would join yar'adua on the list of the best leaders the country has had.

He also made a shocking revelation that buhari watches nickelodeon and listens to Burna boy a lot in his spare time when he is not doing his main job of dragging the country to the stone age.
"That's his side hustle" Prof Yemi said.


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Romance / Re: No Medicine Can Grow The Penis, See When Men Penis Stop Growing – Dr Olufunmilay by LordSkinnie(m): 4:10pm On May 07, 2019
No mind that doctor. She even said it stops growing at age 21.

Me I know my 21 year old amu and the one I have now are not the same at all at all.

But na woman she be. How she wan take know the truth?

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Romance / Re: This Picture Should Serve As A Warning To Everyone On Earth by LordSkinnie(m): 3:55pm On May 07, 2019
lilwetdick:
i dont understand..so because we are going to die and live behind what we accomplished..we should treat some people Bleep up..we should be humble always.. pls i know i am going to die one day..whatever happens to my body wetin concern me, atleast..on earth..i have oppressed my haters with my wealth and make then bow and beg for mercy.. I am going to criminate my body..so enough of your preaching

i have never seen a humble man become rich

the only time a rich man is humble is to collect your money for the services he provided and that humble way is called customer service.

Really? You've never seen an humble man become rich? You are what 6 years old? It's people like you that mistake humility for weakness.

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Phones / Re: Again, Huawei Trolls Samsung With A Large Huawei P30 Billboard by LordSkinnie(m): 10:03am On May 07, 2019
ExcelDeBaron:


You will just forget your brain in the bed and come online to type what you can't defend.

Chai. Small research would have saved you from exhibiting this foolishness sha. And na dem apparently forget their brain in bed oh. Smh

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Fashion / Re: Check This Picture Out ! It’s Unbelievable To Distinguish Lefty And Righty! by LordSkinnie(m): 4:37am On May 06, 2019
All these people are just mad.

Please if you see pink and white.. It's the work of village people oh. No pink there oh.
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man Cry In Public? by LordSkinnie(m): 4:00am On May 06, 2019
When I saw the topic, the only thing that came to my mind is Family. Only family can make a man cry in public.

I can imagine the kind of frustration that man is going through. If he was abroad, he'd have gone to see a therapist or psychiatrist. But if he tries that in Nigeria here.. Dem go finish am with mad man label. Mental health is a serious matter oh.

Guys no form hard guy till you crase oh.. Talk to someone. Vent sometimes. It's good for the mind.

May God help that man.

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by LordSkinnie(m): 3:03am On May 06, 2019
Debramaye:
Single life is the best over here grin... Americans don't marry like Nigerians do instead they'll do Bleep buddy till issues come up

Nigerian men like commitment and loyalty na. That's why they marry. But unfortunately most are not ready to give it back.

As for OP question.. I'm not dating because I just got out of one looooonnng term relationship. And I'm still licking my wounds.

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